The calf was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and obediently went to the pool next to him.

As soon as the cow sat down, the pond overflowed with water.

"Puff~" He farted two more times.

"Cow farts, cows fart~"

"Hahaha~cow fart~"

At this moment, the canary sitting by the pool laughed in its cage.

This is the end of the gag spell.

The calf trampled on its two legs, which made it resentful.

"Dead bird, shut up!" The calf's eyes suddenly widened and he scolded angrily.

"You are the dead bird, and your whole family is dead bird~" The canary's voice was originally very mellow, but when it was called out, it made the calf have the urge to sit on its butt and kill it.

"You idiot, you still dare to be so arrogant, believe it or not, I'll stew you?" The calf became even more angry.

"You've transformed into a bull monster and you're covered in hair. You can't even wipe your butt. You're not qualified to speak human words. Just a little bit~~" Canary is extremely mean-mouthed.

"Who said I can't wipe it? I just forgot." These words hit the calf's pain point. After saying this, the calf hurriedly stood up and gestured.

It turned out that the hands formed from its front hooves were very short and could not reach behind at all.

When Canary saw this, she laughed even more happily.

"Hahaha...short-handed cow!"

"I can't even wipe my butt."

"You yellow-haired monster."

"You've transformed into a fart."

"..."

The calf's sore spot was poked, and its nose bulged with anger.

When Qin He saw this, he pointed at the canary with his hand.

The art of gagging.

The canary's breath of fragrance suddenly stopped, its mouth was open but no sound came out.

"Master, stew it." The calf gritted his teeth and suggested to Qin He.

Qin He was noncommittal, paused and said, "Let's study the recipe first. Beautiful birds generally don't taste good."

"Okay!"

The calf's eyes brightened.

When the canary heard this, her eyes showed a bit of fear, but she still bravely spit at the calf.

This is a master who never sheds tears without seeing the soup pot!

Everywhere in his body is soft, but his mouth is hard.

After calming down the bickering between the two beasts, Qin He took a nice bath and drank two ounces of wine.

I feel like the Taoist priest's cleansing process is almost done.

Then he got up and went.

…

At the same time, the Taoist priest and monk were in the bath.

The two of them finished bathing, dressed up, and were about to leave when the door suddenly opened.

A burst of white smoke came towards my face, so fast that it was inevitable to avoid it.

The monks and Taoist priests were shocked because they found that the moment the white smoke hit their faces, they were frozen and unable to move.

In the billowing white smoke, a slender figure slowly appeared.

The two of them looked at each other intently, their expressions even more startled.

This man is as handsome as jade, with sword-shaped eyebrows on his temples. He is set off by a decent flying fish suit, and he looks like a handsome official.

Shockingly... Wei Wu!

Wei Wu, whom he hadn't seen for more than half a year, his flying fish uniform had changed from purple to light yellow. The flying fish pattern was extremely bright. It was the official uniform of the commander of the Flying Fish Guards.

"Is it you?" The Taoist priest's expression changed drastically.

"Hey, Wei thief!" The monk was even more excited. He had never dealt with this man from the beginning.

Wei Wu grinned, showing his bright white teeth, and said: "Don't get excited, you two. I am here to ask for something from you."

"I'm warning you not to act recklessly." The great monk gritted his teeth and said, "What methods did you use against us to have the guts to let us go and fight to the death~"

"Despicable villain, heresy." The Taoist priest also agreed.

"Don't say that. You have to admit defeat and stand upright when beaten." Wei Wu smiled and walked towards the Taoist priest step by step.

"What do you want to do?" The Taoist gulped; this Wei Wu made him feel something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong for the moment.

"It's okay, I'll be fine in a moment." Wei Wu came to the Taoist priest, squatted down, and then pulled open his crotch.

"Eh!"

The Taoist priest was shocked and shouted: "You, you, you...are you perverted?"

"Stop!"

"Don't struggle. Don't blame me if you pick something wrong later." Wei Wu glared, then unceremoniously put his hand into his crotch and started touching things.

The crotch of a Taoist priest is also a space, similar to the yellow cloth bag used to hold corpses.

The small crotch actually has its own secrets.

When I reached out and grabbed it, I caught two round things.

The Taoist priest opened his eyes, his cursing stopped suddenly, and he begged, "Don't pull it, please."

Wei Wu blinked and said, "I told you, don't struggle."

Then he let go and continued to dig inside. After a few pulls, he finally touched a round object.

The moment he took it out, the bathroom was filled with golden light, as if it were covered with a layer of golden gauze, and it turned out to be a huge golden egg.

If you look carefully, you will see that many fine lines have cracked around the golden egg, as if the thing inside is about to break out of the egg.

"Wei Wu, I advise you not to touch it. This egg involves heavenly secrets and should not be touched by non-meritorious saints. It is not a treasure," the Taoist priest warned.

"What secret?" Wei Wu asked.

"I can't tell you." The Taoist priest gritted his teeth. After a pause, he was suddenly stunned and said suspiciously: "Wait a minute, you don't seem to be Wei Wu. Who are you?"

Wei Wu weighed the golden egg in his hand, with surprise in his eyes, and asked strangely: "You said I am not Wei Wu, why?"

"Wei Wu is a sissy now, but you are not." When the Taoist heard this, he immediately understood that his feeling was right. This person was really not Wei Wu.

"Sissy?" Wei Wu was stunned, not knowing why.

"Wei Wu is now a sissy with orchid fingers?" The monk also suddenly realized.

"No way?" Wei Wu was a little surprised. After a pause, he sighed and said, "Well, since I haven't hid it from you, I won't hide it anymore. Now I will talk to you with my true identity."

As soon as he finished speaking, white mist appeared all around him.
Chapter completed!