Fa Hai and Wu De stood in the corner, and saw two people lying in the corner, covered with cow dung, with wisps of warm air floating around.

The scene seemed inexplicably familiar.

"Is it that cow?" Wu Dexu asked, covering his nose.

After the two of them left the Qingniu Immortal Temple after paying homage to the immortal, Fahai began to follow the traces of that little bastard Pengci, intending to teach him to be a good man.

But there were so many people and footprints on the street that it took Fahai a lot of effort to catch up to the area.

As a result, when he was two or three streets away from here, Fahai suddenly pulled him and ran this way, saying that a "cow" had appeared.

Wu De was confused at first, but he finally understood when he saw the huge amount that almost buried the two people in the corner.

Since the last time they were beaten by Wei Wu, the two of them had been trying to get better, hanging their heads and stabbing their buttocks, holding back their energy to take revenge.

As a result, before they had time to take action, their respective sects urgently called them back.

Wei Wu was also ordered to leave the capital for a westward expedition, so he was delayed for more than half a year.

Recently, they both broke through to the level of external strength and returned to Kyoto, planning to take revenge.

As a result, after asking about it, Wei Wu, that bastard, suddenly changed his identity and became the commander of the Feiyu Guards.

There is another external force master under his command, Wei Yuanji, who is still stronger than them.

The two of them felt that being tough would not bring them any benefits, so they planned to handle the matters assigned to them first and then act accordingly.

As a result, the matter was not finished yet.

"Cow" appeared.

In the cow dung statue incident, the one who was as hateful as Wei Wu was the cow!

Not only did he hit and run, but he also pooped on purpose.

Not only did he poop, he also had loose stools.

Even thinking about it carefully, it is just a little bit more hateful than Wei Wu.

"The taste seems to have changed a little, but it should be the same." Fahai hesitated slightly and said.

"Is there a change?" Wu De looked puzzled and said, "How can the smell of the same cow change?"

"Maybe it's because the food we eat is different," Fahai said, and then he rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't worry, I will know after I taste it."

When Wu De heard this, his face suddenly became horrified. He hurriedly grabbed Fahai and said, "Monk, it's not that bad. You have to believe in your own judgment. You won't get it wrong. It's that cow. I have confidence in you."

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Good guy.

Ever since Wu De witnessed the monk's secret technique of tongue tasting, he became more disgusted every time.

I thought it was fun when I first started watching the show, but after a while it became disgusting.

Think about it, the person who usually eats three meals a day with you, if he has tasted that stuff, he will still complain.

Even if there are delicacies from the mountains and seas in front of me, I will lose my appetite in an instant.

Wu De is already thin enough, and he has no plans to lose weight.

The monk hesitated for a moment, shook his head and said: "No, we must make sure. This Buddha sits upright and cannot let go of a guilty cow, nor can he wrongly accuse a good cow."

Saying that, he was going to insert cow shit.

"Don't mention it. You can't taste it. It's it. You don't need to taste it to know it's it. Who else could it be if you pull it out so much?!" Wu De pulled Fahai hard.

Fahai hesitated again, then shook his head: "It's better to make sure."

As soon as he finished speaking, Fahai's finger as thick as a rolling pin was inserted into the cow dung pile without hesitation.

"No!!"

"Eh~"

Amidst Wu De's screams of disgust, Fahai put his fingers into his mouth.

That's right, it's Han.

Not licking.

The kind where you suck the whole thing into your mouth.

Wu De felt his stomach churn, and he quickly covered his mouth for fear of spitting it out.

Speaking from experience, don’t vomit when you feel nauseous.

Vomiting will make it even more disgusting!

This monk may have become obsessed with practicing the "Tongue Taste Tracing Technique" and wants to taste everything.

Those who practice boxing always want to smash their fists a few times, those who practice legs always like to kick a few times, and those who practice dragon claws and breast-grabbing hands always like to grab them a few times.

His tongue training was not only no exception, but also disgusting.

Then, Fahai chirped a few times and stared: "That's right, that's it. It turns into ashes. Even this Buddha can taste it, hum!"

After he finished speaking, he seemed to feel something in his mouth, so he sucked his teeth and took out the thing.

"What?" Wu De looked collapsed.

The monk held it in his hand and looked at it, wondering: "Fish bones?"

"Ugh~"

This time Wu De couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out.

At this time, the samurai and the onmyoji woke up at the same time, and happened to witness Fahai's feat of tracing the taste of his tongue in a daze.

Take a closer look at your body, it's nice, thin and hot.

It smells like bran porridge and shit.

The two of them were stunned for a moment, a little confused. If the porridge was made from bran, it would not smell bad.

If it is feces, what is the monk in front of me tasting?

"What kind of work is this?"

"What did you say!?"

The two stood up quickly, shaking their armor with disgust on their faces.

It's so sticky that even if it's porridge, it's disgusting.

"Tell me quickly, what is this?" The warrior was furious, pointing at the monk and Wu De and yelling in bad words.

That arrogant energy obviously has inherent flaws in learning lessons.

The monk spat and said with his usual expression: "Cow dung."

"ah?!!"

“Jamaica is down~~”

When the samurai and onmyoji heard this, their faces immediately turned green.

He screamed strangely and took off his clothes and armor like crazy.

The cow dung was thrown around, and one of the lumps hit Wu De, who was vomiting acid water, on the forehead, and slowly slid down from his forehead in a playful manner. Finally, with a squeak, it fell onto Wu De's shoes.
Chapter completed!