Chapter 503 Laughing and Cursing
The weather is almost autumn, and the nights are slightly cool.
Rouge Hall Tianzi Pavilion.
There is only one seat in the huge pavilion, there is no silk and bamboo to please the ears, there is no beautiful lady to accompany you, and the door is closed.
However, the banquet was very lively with people laughing and cursing, changing glasses and changing glasses.
Shen Lian, Tu Baishou, Gong Tianxing and Aqina sat around the table.
"Old Shen, I'm not talking about you. Your fighting skills are too low. Wei Zhongliang can push you into exile. Tell me for yourself, is it embarrassing?" Aqina pointed at Shen Lian with a wine glass. , shaking his head with disdain.
"You still have the nerve to say that."
Shen Lian slapped the table, pointed at Aqina and said, "If you hadn't caused trouble, would Wei Zhongliang have caught me?"
"Are you making trouble?" Aqina's face became even more contemptuous and said, "That's because you are not capable enough. If my men hadn't caused trouble in your capital, Wei Zhongliang couldn't handle it. Can you please come out again?"
"Follow your spring and autumn dream, you should thank me. It was me, Aqina, who made you a commander again." At the end of the words, Aqina patted his chest twice in a row, as if you were the one to count. son's expression.
"Look what you can do, it's just your useless ones. I'm too lazy to touch them."
Shen Lian drank down the wine in the cup disdainfully, then stretched out his five fingers and started to call the names: "Liu Chang'an, Huang Jian, Huang Wuling, Jin Sanhe, Huang Youshu, Pang Gaofei, Gan Tuji... they are all the lice on the monk's head." , wait, I will stew them in a spoonful later, so that you can enjoy it. "
"Oh, you actually know?" Aqina opened his eyes slightly, put down his wine glass, looked at Gong Tianxing suspiciously, and said, "The Fourth Brother didn't tell you the secret, right?"
Gong Tianxing burped and immediately swore to heaven: "I never said anything to the conscience of heaven and earth."
"Wait a minute, you guys are actually having an affair secretly?"
Tu Baishou looked at Gong Tianxing and Aqina in shock, then pointed at Aqina and said to Gong Tianxing: "Fourth, he is a bad guy!"
"What bad guy?" A Qina opened Tu Baishou's fingers, put his arm around Gong Tianxing's shoulders, and retorted: "Our friendship is called Anda, it's nothing like the two of you. Even if you don't believe Anda and my position, You have to trust my character, right?"
"Your character?!" Shen Lian and Tu Baishou opened their eyes in disbelief at the same time and said in unison: "Ah!"
"Are you worthy of mentioning character?"
"When you escorted the imperial concubine Gao Li back to the court, was it you who peeped at her taking a shower?"
"It was you who turned my jar of three-hundred-year-old wine into water. You drank it when you said you would. After drinking it, why don't you give me some ordinary wine? What the hell are you doing?!"
"That's right, when you killed Baimao, you deliberately didn't feed our horses any concentrate in order to gain credit. I saw it!"
"Also, you are always stealing our pants to wear, and you don't even get a penny out of them."
"That's right, you've been inviting us to drink for decades, but I haven't seen you do it to this day. It's all us who spend our money to treat you, you tough guy!"
"..."
The two of them scolded each other like they were treasures, and they almost took off Aqina's underwear.
Aqina couldn't resist, and quickly changed the subject: "I am a man who doesn't stick to trivial matters, but I am not like you. I just remember this thing about sesame seeds and millet. It's not that I despise you. If it weren't for the Great Immortal Qingniu protecting you, this Later, your Feiyuwei plaque will be replaced by my Eight Shadows plaque."
"Aren't you also relying on the four great immortal families and the fox clan to become powerful? You are so proud of yourself."
"That's right, you're going to lose your face by dragging the demon clan into the human race's general struggle."
"Nonsense, I never asked the four major immortal families and the Fox Clan, they made their own bets."
"It sounds like we have begged the Great Immortal Qing Niu. Come to think of it, the Great Immortal Qing Niu is still the corpse-burning officer of my Feiyu Guard. It's under my control." Tu Baishou patted his chest with an arrogant look.
"Drink your bar. The Great Immortal Qing Niu is already as powerful as a land immortal, but he still covets the mortal world and refuses to transcend. This is called not practicing martial ethics~"
"..."
The four of them were spitting and slapping the table and stepping on the stools.
What I know is that this is a gathering of two of the biggest factory guard brains in Dongtu.
Those who didn’t know better thought it was a drunkard bragging.
Lively time always flies by so fast, before you know it, the watchman on patrol rang the gong, and an hour has passed.
The lively scene gradually quieted down. Aqina picked up the wine in the cup and said with a smile: "Before I leave, I can see the three Anda one more time. Aqina has no regrets in this life, and the past grudges are all in the cup." pavilion
After finishing speaking, Aqina drank it all in one gulp.
Shen Lian and the other two looked at each other and drank the wine in their glasses.
Seeing this, Aqina stood up laughing and said, "This wine is refreshing. You drink it slowly. I'll take the first step."
After saying that, he turned around and left without any words of advice.
Shen Lian slowly put down his wine glass, suddenly remembered something, and said loudly to his back that was about to disappear into the night: "You should at least end up spending the money for a drink."
"I forgot my money when I went out. I will definitely make up for it when I have the opportunity in the next life, hahahaha~" Aqina's hearty laughter came from deep in the night.
Shen Lian and Tu Baishou looked at each other and angrily grabbed the cup and smashed it out.
"stingy person!"
…
"Haju~"
In the crematorium, fish and meat were served, and Qin He, who was enjoying his meal, suddenly sneezed.
"Master, what's wrong with you?" Wang Tiezhu asked strangely. There is no way that my body could catch a cold. This sneeze came from no reason.
"It seems like someone is saying bad things about me behind my back." Qin He sniffed and said suspiciously.
After saying that, he seemed to remember something, and hurriedly took out the magic notebook, thinking that someone was talking about his fault in front of the statue?
This has happened before. There is nothing we can do about it. Like all living beings before God, some people are praying and praying, and accidentally speak out what is in their hearts. Picking up the bowl to eat, putting down the chopsticks and cursing your mother, this is really not the same thing.
However, this time, Qin He's eyes suddenly lit up.
He actually saw Taoist priests and monks.
Ho!
Even Taoist and Buddhist giants were impressed by my damn charm that had no place to be found.
Chapter completed!