Chapter 174 Half Pepper
The big tortoise and the little calf have become quite difficult to deal with since the last time they pinched each other.
Every time Qin He goes back, he can find clues of their stranglehold on each other.
Qin He didn't know how to reconcile, so he could only see through it without saying anything, hoping that as time goes by, they could get together.
As a result... before Qin He reached the door of the crematorium, he saw a calf jumping inside the crematorium. The cremators were so shocked that they hid in the room and did not dare to go out.
Even Xu Changshou, Ling Zhonghai and others were hiding in the duty room and only dared to poke their heads out.
For them, birds of a feather flock together, and the cattle raised by Qinhe are just like Qinhe. They are prone to convulsions in their brains, and they are too strong to be provoked.
No one can stop loving jumping, I just hope Qin He can come back soon.
Otherwise, the corpse transport team will come soon.
The calf mooed and jumped up and down, as if it wanted to jump out of something. It also rubbed its tail on the tree. Suddenly it saw Qin He, and hurriedly rushed out of the crematorium and ran to Qin He.
He shouted: "Master, save me quickly! It's so spicy, so spicy~"
"hot?"
Qin He was stunned. At this moment, he naturally didn't know that the two animals were already fighting. He held up the cow's head and asked, "You didn't taste the chili pepper again, did you?"
This happened because the last time he ate, Qin He took out the chili and ate it with the tortoise.
The little calf was partly curious and partly enticed by the big tortoise, so he took a sip. It was so spicy that he jumped up and down. He rushed to the canal and drank a lot of water before feeling relieved.
Seeing that it couldn't bear it, Qin He asked him not to touch it.
So when he first heard the calf calling it spicy, Qin He thought it was trying chili pepper again.
When the little calf heard this, he shed tears and said aggrievedly: "Master, it's not the mouth, it's the butt~"
"butt?"
Qin He was even more surprised. He thought to himself that you must have eaten spicy food and become thin, otherwise why would your butt be so spicy?
I quickly turned to look behind the cow and found a pedicle hanging out of the calf's butt. I stretched out my hand, pinched it and pulled it gently, and a red thing came out.
After taking a closer look, he took a breath of surprise.
Half a chili!
"Wang Tiezhu!!"
Qin He's face turned dark, and now he understood that the two of them must have started fighting again.
The calf had legs but no hands, so it suffered a great loss.
Qin He hurriedly took the calf back to the crematorium, but as soon as he entered the door, he saw the big tortoise rolled up a bundle of thatch and scrubbing his back with all his strength, as if he wanted to rub off the lines on it.
A strange smell lingered in the crematorium.
The big bastard turned around and saw Qin He, he was stunned for a moment, and immediately screamed, aggrieved, "Master, you have to uphold justice for me, this cow shit on me~"
Qin He was about to reprimand, but when he heard this, he took a breath again, hurriedly closed the doors and windows and used sound insulation, and looked at Niu Dazi: "Did you poop on it?"
"It stuffed chili peppers into my butt~." The calf's eyes flickered and he said stubbornly.
The big tortoise was even more aggrieved and shouted: "It was the one who pooped first, and I stuffed the pepper in it. My bucket will no longer be able to live in it. It's full of feces. If you don't believe me, just look at it. I can't even wash away the smell."
Already."
Qin He hurriedly walked over and took a look, my dear, there was indeed a pool of cow dung in the bucket.
I don’t know if the calf is detoxifying after eating the Strong Beast Pill or something else, it’s so thin and shapeless.
There are still traces of the big tortoise's panic struggle on it.
Obviously, the big tortoise was still in the barrel when the animal was pulling.
"You bastard!" Qin He was so angry that his teeth itched and he looked at the calf: "What's wrong with you? Why do you poop on it?"
"It...it called me useless," the little calf said again.
"I didn't, I just let it eat less. It ate all the steamed buns." The big tortoise shouted.
"You call me a bitch for calling me a bitch."
"I didn't, you are so slanderous."
"You do, you definitely do~"
"I don't!"
"You have it, you have it!"
"..."
As they talked, the two animals started arguing again.
"Okay, okay, stop it, everyone, shut up!"
Qin He hurriedly stopped them both, pointed at them and said, "Don't argue with any of you. None of you will make me worry."
The two animals suddenly did not dare to speak, but their eyes continued to stare at each other.
Qin He looked at the half-cut chili in his hand, and then at the dirty cow dung bucket, and suddenly felt a pain in his head.
If two animals don't get along, sooner or later something will happen, and they have to find a way to resolve it.
But I couldn't think of a good way for a while. The crematorium is so big, it can't be divided into two rooms, right?
"Master, my butt still hurts, please help me." At this time, the calf said aggrievedly.
Qin He looked at it, "Nonsense, the pepper was only half pulled out, and half was cut inside. It's strange that it doesn't hurt."
After thinking for a while, Qin He looked at the big tortoise and said, "How did you get in?"
"It's just... stuffed in." The big bastard made a forward charging motion.
"Get it out." Qin He ordered.
The big bastard shook his head, "You can do it outside, but you can't do it inside."
"Put your head in." Qin He said.
"no!!"
The big tortoise and the calf screamed strangely at the same time.
Then the two animals looked at each other and made a "cut" sound at the same time.
"Then what do you want me to do?" Qin He was speechless and looked at the calf again: "How about you endure it and wait for it to be pulled out?"
The little calf looked hurt, "Sir, I just finished pulling, I can't bear it for that long."
"You deserve it. A quarrel is a quarrel. What the hell are you doing?" Qin He glared at it. Both animals were unreasonable, but it was obvious that the calf had a more out-of-touch character and was more reckless about the consequences.
Not to mention pooping cow shit into the bucket where the big tortoise sleeps, not even in the room.
This is something that Little Calf has agreed upon in three chapters on his first day here.
Errors of a "bottom line" nature.
The little calf lowered his head, knowing that he was in the wrong and did not dare to speak.
Qin He paced back and forth, thought for a while, took a pair of chopsticks from the table, thought again, walked behind the stove, and picked up the fire tongs leaning against the corner.
After clamping the clip, it made a "click" sound.
When the little calf looked at it, he turned his butt away with a look of horror and almost jumped up, "Master, this... this is too big."
"Ha!" The big bastard couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing. Qin He glared at him and hurriedly retracted into his shell, shrugging.
"Just tell me whether to do it or not. If you don't do it, you'll have to wait until the next poop comes out." Qin He looked at the calf.
The little calf suddenly hesitated, and after feeling for a while, he seemed to be weighing whether he could carry the next wave. He seemed to find it very difficult, and said tremblingly: "Master, it is possible, but you... be gentle.
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Chapter completed!