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Chapter 2335 The function of bamboo leaves(2/2)

Immortal Wuyou came to his senses.

The two of them seemed to have arrived empty-handed.

I didn’t realize at all that I needed to bring some kind of greeting gift.

"How could I forget about this!"

Immortal Wuyou slapped his forehead and immediately regretted it.

"You stay here, I'll just come back."

Immortal Wuyou left a few words, and he did not forget to hug Da Mao in the kennel, and then disappeared in a flash.

Cheng Sanxuan was left alone with a confused look on his face.

what's the situation?

Why did the Great Immortal leave so suddenly?

Could it be that you want me to stay here alone to apologize?

I can't stand this.

Daxian, please come back quickly.

Immortal Wuyou did come back soon.

And when I came back, I had two more things in my hand.

A jade bottle.

Plus a brocade box.

Immortal Wuyou felt very sad in his heart. This was his most valuable possession.

I originally thought I would use it to manage things up and down and get my officer reinstated.

Now it seems.

These two treasures must be used at this time.

"Daxian, what are you doing?"

When Cheng Sanxuan saw Immortal Wuyou coming back, he secretly sent a message and asked.

"Shut up!"

Immortal Wuyou immediately glared at him fiercely.

"Do you think no one will hear you if you transmit your message here?"

"ah?"

Cheng Sanxuan was stupid.

I transmitted the message secretly, so how could anyone still hear me?

"I'm telling you, those powerful Daluo gods know everything about the world, and even if you send a message secretly, it's no different than speaking in front of them!"

"So be honest and shut your mouth!"

"Don't cause any more trouble!"

Cheng Sanxuan was so scolded that he immediately fell silent.

"Yes Yes Yes."

He didn't dare to send messages casually anymore.

At this time, the sound of water falling to the ground finally came from the Kuzhu thatched house.

Puff puff puff!!!

"Ah~~"

It was also accompanied by Ye Qingyun's slightly enjoying voice.

It seems that the discomfort before has turned into the comfort of this moment.

Don't even say it.

My stomach, which was in severe pain at first, immediately stopped hurting as soon as I pulled it out.

All this is filled with water.

It's just that the originally light golden fairy spring water turned into clear soup and water after passing through Ye Qingyun's body.

"I really have no one left in my belly."

Ye Qingyun squatted on top of the latrine and smiled bitterly.

Don't know why either.

I have become a god, yet I still get diarrhea.

But then I thought about it, it might be related to the fact that I still like to eat mortal food.

Maybe there is a causal relationship.

It means that the six roots of oneself are not exhausted and the worldly connection is not resolved.

Therefore, the mortal habit of eating, drinking and urinating is still retained.

Although he didn't look like a fairy, it seemed to be quite good for Ye Qingyun.

After all, as a god, I have to cut off all worldly ties, practice or work all day long, and abide by heavenly rules.

There is no taste at all.

If you have to give up even the interest of eating and drinking, then Ye Qingyun feels that this god is really boring.

Ye Qingyun's diarrhea lasted quite a long time.

It lasted on and off for half an hour.

Ye Qingyun's legs were numb from squatting.

At this time, he missed the toilet very much.

You won't feel tired when you have diarrhea.

After Ye Qingyun finished pulling, he felt completely comfortable.

Not only is it comfortable, but it's also warm in the stomach.

It was as if this pull had pulled out all the impurities in his body.

"Broken, no paper!"

When it was time to wipe his butt, Ye Qingyun realized that there was no paper in his storage bag.

Moreover, this bamboo house was just built, and we didn’t know how to prepare paper.

How can this be fixed?

You can't use your hands, right?

Although it is not impossible, it is really no choice.

Not yet.

"Da Mao! Da Mao!"

Ye Qingyun immediately shouted outside the latrine.

Da Mao, who was snoozing comfortably in the kennel, heard the shouting and crawled out of the kennel helplessly.

Then he barked twice towards the latrine to express his response.

"Da Mao, I have no paper here."

"Hurry up and get some bamboo leaves from the forest and bring them in for me."

"Don't make it too hard, make it softer and bigger."

"Make more!"

After hearing Ye Qingyun's instructions, Da Mao curled his lips, but still waggled his tail and went to pick leaves in the bamboo forest.

In this bamboo forest, bamboo leaves are naturally everywhere.

There are as many as you want.

Da Mao also completely ignored Ye Qingyun's request, biting a lot of bamboo leaves in his mouth and walked to the hut.

This scene once again confused Wuyou Immortal and Cheng Sanxuan.

what's the situation?

What does it mean?

No paper?

Could it be that Mr. Ye Xian was really squatting in the pit and going to the latrine?
Chapter completed!
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