Chapter 372 This is the royal way(1/2)
There are indeed some beautiful stories about online dating, but most of them are various types of scams. Only you can't imagine it, and no scammer can do it. For example, the pig killing plate in the marriage and love market.
In his previous life, Li Yuan had a friend who encountered a similar situation.
That friend has a generous heart and a fat body, and his own income is high. How much money can he make by ordering a few takeaways? After all, titles like "brother" and "husband" make even a science and engineering geek feel itchy.
However, what I didn't expect was that when he asked for cash, the scammer immediately put him up for sale? The slogan was - free milk tea and takeaway dog licking! (laughing and crying)
In the end, a kind-hearted girl bought it and reminded the friend. The friend realized that it was already on the shelf, and the price of the dog licking was 200 yuan?
Damn it!
The subsequent developments will be even more interesting.
When my friend looked at that young lady’s profile picture in the circle of friends, his heart suddenly moved. She is kind and has a beautiful heart!
And isn’t this just fate?
Unexpectedly, I confessed my love to the young lady, but the young lady replied - I am a lay Buddhist who believes in Buddhism. I am accumulating virtue. The purpose of buying you is to release lives! Release! Release! Live! (laughing and crying)
That friend is full of old blood. Let him go? Then he might as well be a licking dog.
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After listening to what Li Yuan introduced, everyone in the family had already burst into laughter.
Shen Jiang asked strangely: "Yuanzi, what's your purpose in developing U2? This thing seems...how to say, it does more harm than good? Will so many people use it?"
Li Yuan smiled and explained: "Uncle Jiang, other functions will be developed in the future, such as groups, friend circles, etc., where people from the same unit are put together, or people from our family are put together, and then they can be connected.
It’s very convenient. Maybe subsequent versions will add such a function! But you’re right, haven’t you found that the scope of application in life is much wider than that in work? It actually changed our lives.”
"change life?"
"Yes! For example, online dating. Our range of choices is much wider. Instead, now we can only rely on introductions from acquaintances. At least there is one more choice, right? There are also connections in work and life, like your scientific research group, we can
It’s very convenient to find people. Sometimes we can communicate on the spot without having to make a special trip.”
Hearing this, my mother Zhang Zhen was a little confused: "Yuanyuan, what you said is so good, why do you want to fall in love on it?"
"This is a bit immoral." Li Yuan said with a smile: "Although traditional advertising is effective, the most effective advertising is the love between men and women. Just like San Yatou, she didn't just cheat and she became
Are you a hardcore user yet?”
Everyone was laughing. Li Lanlan was so angry that she said coquettishly: "Brother——!"
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Li Lanlan's case can be regarded as a satisfactory solution. But there is still a follow-up to Wu Yongping's case.
That day he must have been standing in the wind, holding 250 flowers and standing alone at the Jinshui Bridge. Finally, he returned home in despair.
However, this was not over yet. The next day, Wu Yongping still couldn't wait to contact Li Yuan's U2 account, and even took the initiative to find reasons for the other party: "Were you inconvenient last night? Can we continue dating?"
Forget it, if you send Buddha and Daoxi, let’s give him another ride!
Li Yuan continued to make an appointment to Wangfujing, still asking for 250 flowers, and it was up to him to see when he could clear his mind.
Of course, those foreign friends treated them equally, and after saying the same few words, kicked them all to Wangfujing.
And then... still not giving up?
Li Yuan was about to burst out laughing. Then let’s go to the Temple of Heaven together! If this continues, God won’t be able to stand it anymore... right?
Sure enough, the flow of people in the Temple of Heaven was relatively small. These 250 boys finally discovered each other and hesitated to communicate with each other. Only then did they suddenly realize...
"Yuanzi, look, Dalang is back. Kick." Ying Xin secretly looked out the window, while Wu Yongping looked dejected.
At present, this news has actually spread throughout the entire company. Except for Wu Yongping himself, everyone else is watching his joke happily.
As soon as he entered the company, Wu Yongping finally realized that something was wrong. Everyone was staring at him with that "scary" look.
Wu Yongping suddenly had an idea, and his IQ finally took over the high ground again: "Damn it! So you all know that, right? Which bastard did that?"
In the midst of the roar of laughter, Wu Yongan happened to see Wu Yongan laughing the loudest, and Wu Yongping roared: "Erlang, what the hell did you do again? Do you lack any virtue?"
"I don't have me..." Wu Yongan rolled his eyes, why should he teach himself a lesson, "What did I do? I just wanted to deceive a fool like you."
"Fuck!"
"Damn! Dare you hit someone? Are labor and management afraid of you?"
"Who are you calling me? Hey, are you really going to do it?"
"It's you who are beaten by labor and management——!"
"..."
Okay! Let them have their own daily fights as brothers!
Regardless of the nonsense outside, Li Yuan smiled and asked Ying Xin: "Has the version been sent to Elna? How was their trial going?"
Ying Xin still kept laughing: "It has already been promoted in the United States, and the current number of downloads has exceeded 10,000."
"The quantity seems a bit small? Isn't it free to download?"
"They don't know how to use it?"
"Oh!" Li Yuan thought for a moment, "I still need soft copy."
"Soft article? What is that?"
"Don't you know this? Aren't you from the literature department? It's just a soft-text advertisement. Using our U2, we met a mysterious girl, a melancholy handsome guy and so on. The key is that the parents are very rich, but the child is infatuated.
I love you so much."
"Giggle." Ying Xin laughed, "Will anyone believe this article?"
"Haha, look at whoever is out there, don't they believe it? This time I cheated to go to the Temple of Heaven, I revealed a little bit - I am a capitalist lady with overseas connections, I have been pampered since I was a child, full of fantasy.
I just want to find a warm-hearted big brother."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Ying Xin was already laughing so hard that she was lying on Li Yuan's shoulder: "Yuanzi, please stop talking, I almost can't stand it anymore."
"Haha. As long as Da Lang can bear it. I'll change to a smaller account tomorrow and let him continue to stimulate his performance."
"Kekeke..."
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In North America, U2 is free to download through the Parallel Line community. Since a large amount of publicity funds have not been invested, the total number of downloads and installations can only be said to be unsatisfactory!
The main function of Internet services such as social messaging software is actually to attract traffic, and there is currently no profit model to be found.
In other words, they are burning money with their eyes closed. Just like the penguins in China, they have burned all their money several times and attracted foreign investment several times. They have been hovering on the edge of survival.
The most famous story is, of course, that a South African company acquired Li Zekai's Penguin shares. It became a laughing stock in the investment industry.
Later, it was not until the emergence of Monternet that one of the major domestic Internet companies turned around. Penguin also became famous in one fell swoop and became the top Internet company in the country...
It should be said that even in Wall Street and Silicon Valley at this time, their investment strategies are still very conservative.
Although the Internet sector has been booming since Netscape went public, it still has not solved the problem of profit model? And as the market slowly calms down, can traffic be converted into profits? All we can say is - wait and see!
In this context, U2 is born at the wrong time, right?
The growth rate of users is extremely fast, but more and more servers are being rented, programmers are being recruited, and money is being burned.
Let’s be clear! Everyone knows that we need to seize traffic, everyone knows that traffic is good, and everyone thinks that the future belongs to traffic, but they just don’t know how to monetize this traffic!
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However, in a wait-and-see atmosphere, a few months passed by in an instant.
Under the spotlight of the world, Microsoft's Windows 95 is fully launched!
In the history of computer operating systems, Windows 95 can be said to be a milestone. Even in the history of PC development, Windows 95 is also a milestone event!
Due to the indiscriminate advertising campaign in North America, including the commercial Rolling Stones' song "Start Me Up", it became almost a household name in North America at that time. There were long queues at the entrance of various software stores!
There was even a very funny scene. Because the advertisement was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, it left a profound impact on the audience as "technology" and "fashion". This caused many customers without computers to queue up to buy software due to the influence of the advertisement. However,
They don't even know what Windows 95 is?
Especially the performance of Windows95 is even more amazing.
Windows 95 sold more than one million copies in just 4 days. Excellent multimedia features, user-friendly operations, and beautiful interfaces made Windows 95 an unprecedented success. The industry also regarded the launch of Windows 95 as an important step in Microsoft's development.
Important milestone.
Regarding the excellent performance of Windows 95, I won’t introduce much here. Anyway, no matter how advanced the performance was back then, decades later, it will still be a bunch of junk that has been eliminated.
But it should be noted that the Windows95 operating system at that time completely subverted human imagination. Can you imagine the shocking effect?
It can even be said that if Apple launches the iPhone series of smart phones in the future, its shocking effect will still be far inferior to Windows 95 of that year!
Of course, many interested people have discovered that the IE browser is indeed bundled with the Windows 95 operating system. Ahem.
But Windows95 was so shocking that for a while, it even made the entire Silicon Valley dumbfounded. So this "little problem" was temporarily ignored.
At this time, Microsoft was full of energy and momentum. European and American public opinion was even more flattering. Even the original negative comments about Microsoft had disappeared - Microsoft was definitely a badass company. But this badass company did lead the way.
Technology. It deserves to be the leader in the computer IT industry!
However, the Internet industry is in embarrassment. This once again proves that software sales is king! There is no such thing as illusory traffic at all!
To be continued...