Chapter 190 In the messy wind(1/2)
The blue clouds and blue sky were full of wild flowers. A flock of birds landed on Yutou Lake, creating ripples.
Li Yuan was waiting listlessly in the yard. It must have been almost an hour, right? Alas! These women!
Forget it, let’s take pictures of some small animals at home first!
The old scalper was still lying down and grazing, turning a blind eye to the camera lens, too lazy to talk to Li Yuan, the naughty child.
The mule Danian was constantly leaning his head to look at the newborn foal curiously. However, Raindrop and Snowflake looked wary. They protected the foal tightly behind them. After seeing Li Yuan, they hissed in a low voice.
He yelled a few times, as if he was complaining...
But there are also animals that are good at stealing the spotlight. Yes! Stupid donkey, I’m talking about you! Li Yuan happily fed the donkey a carrot, and then gave it a few close-ups...
Huzi still stays with the mother and her baby. Recently, he rarely goes out to play. I really can’t see that this old dog still has the potential to be a nanny...
Meimei was running around in the yard, wanting Li Yuan to take it out to see this new world. Don't be impatient, you will have many companions soon...
A small head suddenly appeared on the wall. He stared blankly at the camera in Li Yuan's hand: "Brother Yuanzi, what are you holding?"
Li Yuan immediately focused the camera on Wu Yongan and added a dubbing: "Look, everyone, this is the stupid thing Erlang did when he was a child. He was tearing up the wall of the women's restroom. Haha!"
"Fuck, I've seen this." Wu Yong'an finally reacted, his eyes gleaming with excitement, "Fuck, fuck! You're making a movie! Brother Yuanzi, wait for me, I'll be right over!"
After a while, Wu Yong'an burst into the yard with great enthusiasm...
After a while, Baozhu led a group of naughty children and also rushed in...
"Brother Yuanzi! Shoot me quickly!", "Pat me first, shoot me first!", "Don't squeeze, shoot me -!"...
In the midst of the commotion, Li Yuan happily pointed the camera at them. But before the filming started, all the naughty children froze and suddenly became at a loss.
In rural areas of this era, opportunities to take photos are very rare, let alone taking portraits directly. So although naughty children may not be afraid of anything, as soon as they turn on the camera, they will almost get camera blur.
How can it be like a few decades later, when a person will take a selfie, look at the camera of his mobile phone, and make a very silly scissorhands: "Yeah——!"
"Hey!" Li Yuan couldn't help laughing and scolding, "Can you be more natural? Why do you all look like little fools?"
"Oh!" Baozhu still has certain organizational skills, "You guys should line up quickly. The girl stands in front and behind, and the taller one in the back. Let's do this action together."
Under Baozhu's command, all the naughty children opened their hands to hold their faces, pretending to be flowers, and showing idiotic smiles.
Damn it! Li Yuan almost burst out laughing. This is a performance for kindergarten friends, right?
Anyway, let’s take a picture of such an idiotic scene first. This is the eternal dark history of Erlang and Baozhu.
[A pp that has been running stably for many years, comparable to the old version of the book-chasing tool, a source-changing app used by old bookworms, hununpp]
"Brother Yuanzi, are you finished filming now?"
"Then let's take another video. Each of you says one sentence, your biggest ideal when you grow up!"
"I want to be a People's Liberation Army!"
"Me too. I want to be in the Air Force! Fly big planes!"
"I want to be a navy and drive a big warship!"
"Kekeke..."
The biggest dream of children during this period is nothing more than the People's Liberation Army, teachers and scientists...
But among these naughty children, there are almost no "teachers" and "scientists"?
It's no wonder. Ever since Dalang became a college student, there hasn't been another college student in the village for a long time. Erlang, Baozhu, and the others are just like this.
We have to wait until university enrollment is expanded before a few are admitted to third-rate universities. Of course, during the second-generation demolition period, those village children... still fail to pass the college entrance examination, but they can choose to study abroad for gold.
But having said that, it is also very difficult to join the army in this era. Especially when it comes to recruiting pilots for the Air Force.
Just like Li Yuan and his colleagues in Fengling County, it took decades for them to successfully recruit one student. At that time, the whole county gave him a farewell with gongs and drums, which was higher than the salary for the top scorer in the college entrance examination later.
Perhaps in many literary and artistic works, there is such a saying - in the past era, the rural people in the mainland were very able to endure hardships and were physically strong.
In fact, this sentence is incorrect.
Hard work is definitely required. But being physically strong?
Due to imbalanced nutrition since childhood, they may be good at strength, endurance, etc., but in terms of comprehensiveness, they are far inferior to the children in the city. What recruitment pursues is the comprehensiveness of physical fitness. Therefore, children from rural areas in the mainland cannot make up for it at all.
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However, such a cookie-cutter answer seems too monotonous.
Li Yuan became more playful: "Then the next question - when you grow up, what kind of wife do you want to find? Girls just answer husbands? Hahaha!"
"Erlang, you first!"
"Me? I..." Wu Yongan's eyes had lost focus. He said coyly, "I listen to my mother. She will find me a wife."
"Baozhu, you!"
"Ah... I like... I like Teacher Qin like that. Hehehehe."
Everyone burst into laughter. I didn’t expect this naughty kid to have such thoughts? It’s not unfair to hang him up and beat him up!
"..."
After endless calls, a group of gorgeous women finally appeared. They imitated current movies, wore the latest clothes, put on the thickest makeup, and made the latest fashionable looks - a group of village girls? Ahem.
"Yuanzi, it's our turn to take the photo."
"Brother, make the photo more beautiful...Hey, I'm not ready yet."
"Don't take secret photos, don't take secret photos, I won't pay attention to you..."
"..."
Don't tell me, women are born to act, but they don't get blurred by the camera. Is it just the way they pose? It's hard to explain!
It has a very rustic feel.
However, there are also very trendy styles that have even become popular decades later. It is just holding a scarf or gauze and swaying it. What is the favorite selfie of the square dancing aunt? (laughing and crying)
After chatting and chattering for a long time, we finally finished the shooting.
"Haha, look, I've already used less than half of the box of video tapes I bought. It looks like I want them to buy a few more boxes right away."
"Yuanyuan, isn't it troublesome?" Mom Zhang Zhen asked.
"No trouble."
Anyway, we can buy it in Hong Kong, and let the delivery truck take it home when the time comes.
Pei Yuanzheng diligently handed the handkerchief to Li Susu and said with a smile: "Yuanzi did a good job shooting. People who don't know about it might think he is the director."
"Just him?" Li Lanlan immediately crossed the river and burned the bridge without any psychological burden. "Directors are all artists! My brother...? Haha, he has a muddy leg."
"Huh?" Li Yuan was unhappy, "Third brother, have you forgotten? I am also an artist, right?"
"You just wrote a crappy book? Is that the same thing as being a director?"
"You know nothing. Directors and directors are not separated from each other, do you understand?"
"I support brother! Hehe!" Li Yunyun immediately joined in the fun.
"We know it too! Hee hee." Zhao Di and Lai Di laughed equally.
"Red envelope! Hahaha!" There is nothing to say, Yuan Dahu is so generous.
Li Lanlan looked disdainful: "You know the virtues of sugar-coated bullets! Humph. Is that gadget in your hand the same thing as the camera used to shoot movies? A green onion is inserted into a pig's nose, and it's installed?"
"What do you know? Do you know Cameron? He was originally a truck driver and later a prop master. For the first movie, he spent tens of thousands of dollars from a dentist and shot a science fiction short film with a home video camera."
"What Cameron? I've never heard of it." Li Lanlan sneered.
In this era, the country really doesn’t know much about foreign directors. Only senior people in the film industry know those famous directors, and most of them are art film directors. As for the big Hollywood directors? Maybe they know Luca
Steven Spielberg, right?
However, Gu Yuqin on the side didn't care about this. She asked curiously: "Dentist? Tens of thousands of dollars? Are foreign dentists that rich?"
Li Yuan knows a lot about this kind of Internet trivia: "Dentists are one of the richest middle classes in the United States. They support newcomer films, that is, support the arts, and they can reduce income tax. If a newcomer director can become a hit,
Well, they can even make a lot of money as investors."
"Is that so? Then that director of trucks and stuff, did he make money?"
"Of course they were unwilling to continue investing. So in the end it was a short film. The short film was used to attract investment before making the feature film."
When Li Lanlan heard this, he immediately laughed and said: "So you are a great director who has not made any money? Hahaha!"
"What a laugh! Huh? I almost forgot. This time I bought some videos in Hong Kong, and they happened to contain Cameron's new film - "Terminator 2". Do you want to watch it? Just a reminder, the global box office
Hundreds of millions of dollars?”
"Ah? Several hundred million? Or US dollars? You're not bragging, are you?"
"hehe."
"Okay! It's time to watch a movie! Let's watch a foreign movie..." A group of naughty children cheered. They didn't care about anything else. As long as there were new movies, they all loved to watch them.
We should all know that Mr. Governor, the star of the "Terminator" series.
However, in the history of movies, "Terminator 2" is an epoch-making work. After it was released last year, it almost caused a sensation all over the world - holy shit! Can a movie be made like this?
To be continued...