Chapter 119: Hell's Joke (Chapter 2)
The girl from Yaliu, who had finally calmed down, had just fallen into listening to the lecture seriously when a new piece of paper popped up on her desk.
He looked in the direction where the note bounced, and saw that the young man was facing her with an upright smile of 'a humble gentleman, as gentle as jade', and at the same time pointed at the new note on the table.
Perhaps this smile was too deceptive, and even though Riho Hachiyanagi had just been bitten by a snake, she was not afraid of Iso.
After a moment of hesitation, she carefully opened the note with squinted eyes, as if she was afraid that there would be some weird and perverted content inside that would dirty her eyes.
The person on the note shows his strength, and it seems that he was very serious when writing:
[Do you know what foreign church pastors envy Neon most???(??????????)??]
Riho Hachiyanagi frowned slightly when she saw the question on the note.
What do church pastors have to envy about neon?
Her little head was spinning for a long time without thinking of the answer. She originally didn't want to continue to violate classroom disciplines, but she couldn't help her curiosity and wrote at the bottom of the note:
【What is it?】
After a while, the girl who received the note again couldn't wait to open it.
【They envy the neon sky and a little boy will fall from the sky (〃'▽'〃)】
"..."
This time, Riho Hachiyanagi did not put the note into her schoolbag. She turned around and glared at the boy, then tore the note into pieces and put it into a small garbage bag hanging next to the desk.
She had already remembered this question and answer mode. It was the Hell Joke mode that was popular in Yan Kingdom recently.
The corners of the girl's mouth were twitching slightly at this time, but it was not because of anger, but because she was suppressing a smile.
Because this joke was indeed a real hell joke to Neon Man. She should have been angry when she saw it, but it somehow made her laugh.
At this time, she wanted to laugh, but she felt that it would be rude to laugh. Moreover, she was in a quiet class at this time, and everyone's attention was focused on the math teacher in front of her. Once she laughed, she might attract everyone's attention.
.
After repeated struggles, her pretty face turned red from the suffocation, and even her eyes had a faint mist.
In anger, the girl turned her head and glared at the smiling boy.
How could this guy make such a joke? Is he a Neon Man?
'Ding---'
Fortunately, the bell rang after class and saved Riho Hachiyanagi, who was already blushing.
As the teacher walked out of the class, the classroom suddenly became noisy.
"Pfft...hahahaha..." Under the cover of the chatter and laughter of her classmates, Riho Hachiyanagi instantly laughed so hard that the panda trembled.
But she always felt that it was rude to laugh at such a hell joke, so she quickly put her arms on the table and buried her head in it.
The laughter was also suppressed to a minimum, and the girl's body could only be seen twitching from time to time.
Those who didn’t know thought he was angry at Nakano Mayu and cried...
"Hachiyanagi-chan, do you like this type of jokes? I have many more here..."
Nakano Mayu scratched his head. Although he didn't understand where the girl in front of him was laughing, he didn't mind making her smile more.
After all, it’s always a pleasure to see a beautiful girl laughing so hard that her panda trembles.
It’s much more comfortable than seeing the trembling little yellow hair, right?
In the future, I have to go back to Yanguo Internet frequently to write down hell jokes, so that I can see the trembling red panda anytime and anywhere in the future, right?
As soon as his thoughts spread to Yan Country, a pretty face with a smile like a flower suddenly appeared in his mind.
Does that fellow Yanguo guy know how his life is going now?
I wonder how that little guy Lin Zhiqiu has been doing since he returned to Yan Country...
But I heard her mention that although her parents are not on good terms, they seem to run some kind of company, so logically there should be no shortage of money. Otherwise, she would not have the money to send her daughter to Neon for medical treatment and to attend a private aristocratic college.
Already...
I don't think my life will be too bad...
I just don’t know if her bipolar disorder has been cured...
I don’t know if that little guy will come to Neon again in the future...
After all, I was frightened by my miserable appearance at that time...
Thinking of the Yanguo little sister crying so hard, he smiled and picked up his phone to find the line window between the two of them.
The last message he sent was a year ago:
【Gluttonous Pig: Bon voyageo(* ̄3 ̄)o (Read)
I never received a reply from that little girl again. She was obviously a mobile phone user in Neon. Did she forget about herself when she returned to Yan Country and met new friends?
[Gluttonous pig: You haven’t responded to my message for a year. Do you know how I spent this year? Lin Zhiqiu! You woman, you are so cruel! Cat crying.jpg]
After sending it, he didn't expect a reply and put the phone away directly.
In order not to attract the attention of her classmates, Riho Hachiyanagi forcibly suppressed her smile at this time.
"You bastard! How can you joke about something like this?!"
The first thing the girl did when she suppressed her smile was to yell angrily at Nakano Mayu who was still laughing next to her.
"Ah, I'm really sorry, Hachiyanagi-chan, but I see you were smiling quite happily. Now after you finish laughing, you turn around and scold me. Is this double standard really okay?"
"Asshole...bastard, how can this be called double standards! This is...this is..."
For a moment, Riho Hachiyanagi became speechless and her voice became softer and softer as she spoke. In the end, she could only look at the young man in front of her, speechless.
"Hey, Hachiyanagi-chan, I have another question similar to the one I just asked you..."
"I don't want to hear it!" Riho Hachiyanagi was afraid that she would laugh at an extremely rude joke again, so she quickly shook her head and ran out of the classroom.
Looking at the graceful figure disappearing outside the door,
He sat back down, yawned a little boredly, and at the same time raised his hands high and stretched, pulling up the hem of his slim white shirt, revealing two concave and convex abdominal muscles!
The moment his abdominal muscles were exposed, the female students who were chatting and laughing in groups in the classroom suddenly fell silent at the same time.
Either furtively or directly, their gazes glanced at the abdomen of the young man sitting in the second-to-last row by the window.
Some experienced and bold girls had quietly swallowed their saliva and tried to walk towards him.
"Um?"
The volume in the classroom suddenly dropped by half, making Nakano Mayu also notice something unusual.
With a quick glance, he discovered the reason.
He quickly lowered his arms, and his exposed abdominal muscles were covered again under the white shirt.
"Eh?" At this moment in the classroom, disappointed sighs in different voices seemed to come from all directions at the same time.
Chapter completed!