Chapter 26 Seminar
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After the vice president of the student union announced the start of the seminar, a boy wearing glasses sitting in the corner asked the president first: "As far as I know, the community seminar should be held in the middle of the semester. Is it a little too anxious to hold the seminar just now? Or do you want to do something to consolidate your majesty after you succeed as the student president?"
He pushed the glasses on his nose, and a mocking look appeared on his oily face: "In the words of China, it is the so-called 'New Daming took office'."
"You guy-!"
The vice president raised his eyebrows and shouted at the other party: "You are so rude to the president!"
"It's okay Acura, after all, I invited them to come, and it's their right to question it."
However, the president did not waver at all about the other party's rudeness, but instead spoke out to comfort the vice president.
The vice president curled his lips a little depressedly, but probably out of trust and respect for the student president, he forced himself to suppress his anger, but his ponytail was shaking with his high erect ponytail. It was obvious that he was in a very bad mood.
The president comforted the vice president and then smiled and said to the man with glasses: "I remember you are..."
"I am the minister of the ET Friends Association."
The man in glasses directly interrupted the girl's words and introduced herself stiffly, as if he did not intend to let the other party take the initiative.
His behavior naturally made the tall ponytail girl look even more annoyed, but the smile on the president's face became more and more kind.
"ET fellow friends... Well, I have an impression. They split from the supernatural research department and focused on collecting rumors about UFOs and aliens," the president said with a smile: "Last year, the former minister believed that the wheat field circle was a special symbol of summoning UFOs, so he forced every member to shave the pattern of the wheat field circle on his hair. As a result, the next day, the director was dragged to the reflection room and shaved it into a buzzhead, right?"
A few laughter came from around the classroom.
“…I refuse to answer this question.”
The man with glasses stammered his lips a few times, and said with his neck stammering: "Compared to this, what exactly is the student union going to do to hold this seminar this time? We are also very busy!"
"I'm busy with scrapped bicycles, corrugated paper, old clothes and umbrellas, and I made a large lantern with a diameter of about two meters and a flying saucer. I plan to release it from the rooftop of the teaching building during the school festival, right?"
The student president said calmly.
"Why do you know..." The man in glasses was stunned for a moment, then argued dissatisfiedly: "And that's a Kongming lantern or a hot air balloon, not a lantern!"
The girl smiled meaningfully and said, "It is called a hot air balloon if you can fly, otherwise it will be just garbage."
Ji Si: "..."
I feel that although this senior sister looks gentle and weak, she is unexpectedly a little bit sarcastic...
"Trump?!" The man in glasses seemed to have suffered huge damage because of the girl's gentle words.
"And it is quite dangerous to make this combustible garbage at will and try to ignite it, so if you can't give a reasonable explanation within three days and make sure you won't do such unusual behavior again," the girl continued to smile and said with a clever smile: "Then I can only let the ET fellows get rid of the department."
"Do notary?!" The man with glasses who was attacked fell on the table. It seemed that he was temporarily in a state of dying and could not continue fighting.
The vice president, who was still full of anger just now, had no anger at this moment, and the look of his eyes at the other party was left with a faint pity.
However, at this time, there was not only one ET fellow group present with unknown significance.
"Well, our Ministry of Chemistry shouldn't have that kind of problem."
A thin and tall boy on the other side of the classroom said to the student president with confidence: "After all, we are a large club with a number of high schools, and the activities are normal. The student union does not have the right to let us get rid of the department."
"It's true, but the problem is that the Ministry of Chemistry this year seems to be a little overactive and reckless."
The student president said softly.
"Is that true?" The tall and thin boy didn't care.
"Didn't your chemistry department get a batch of tobacco from somewhere? I want to make a paste painting with the theme of 'Lung Changes After Smoking' to give others some common sense about smoking being harmful to health and to recruit new activities at the same time?" the girl asked with a smile.
Ji Si thought this activity was quite normal, and he felt that the school club activities should be done.
"Yes, is this happening..." But the boy's eyes wandered, and he didn't seem to want to talk about this topic.
"Of course there is, and then they accidentally burned all the tobacco during the experiment. Except for the Ministry of Chemistry, the students in several activity rooms around them were all sucked and were sent to the hospital by the health care teacher. Until now, there are still a few students who have not been able to come back to class." The student president gently pointed out the reason.
Ji Si "..."
He spent the whole year last year running around for Luyueliao, and hadn't paid much attention to the situation in the school.
Now it seems that the students in this school are all fools?
"That, that's just an accident..." The boy tried to convince the president: "Chemistry is such a subject full of surprises..."
"Even so, you have wasted a lot of budgets and have a certain impression of the reputation of the entire school. These are facts, right?" said the student president briskly: "So this year's budget for the Ministry of Chemistry can only be given 70% of the previous years."
“Noooo—!”
A tall and thin boy from the Department of Chemistry also crossed the table in shock and rushed towards the student president to say something, but was stopped by the vice president. A light punch made the other party temporarily lose the ability to move.
After that, the entire seminar seemed like a purgatory on earth, and from time to time, participants screamed and cried in the gentle words of the student president.
Then, the sweet-looking devil president lady finally came to Ji Si's side.
"Ji Sijun from the Ministry of Information, right?" She looked at Ji Si and said softly: "The Ministry of Information has fallen to this point. Although it is reluctant to leave, it is finally going to take the path of abolished Ministry."
"But the Ministry of News is a formula society, and the school magazines always have to do it." Ji Si tried to struggle for a moment.
"I will merge the News Department into the Student Union and inherit the school magazine as part of the Student Union's function." The girl easily resolved his dying struggle.
"You really don't mind that there are too many troubles," Ji Si said with his hands spread.
Chapter completed!