"despair!"
Lu Yisi chopped off the calf's hooves with one knife.
Photographer:...
Carl:...
Cheryl:...I really want to cut this episode... It's a pity that it's live broadcast...
National audience: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
The audience was so happy that the ratings were soaring...
Cheryl covered his forehead with one hand and came out of the console - he really didn't see it.
Kitchen slaughter room in scene 2.
Lu Yisi looked at the calf's hooves and asked, "Brother Camera, why is there so little blood?"
Photographer: "Uh... the neck... not the hoof"
"ha?????"
Ordinary humans can't figure it out, aren't they scratching their wrists? Why isn't it so cool? Lu Yisi is very suspicious of the camera brother lying to her.
On the TV of every household, the vivid scared expression of the goddess of first love made the audience laugh...
Goddess Lu Yisi has never been on a life experience program without scripts.
One of the conditions for her appearance in the contract is that she will not go into the water or touch the water.
What is slaughtering a cow or something can't be related to the character of the first love national goddess Lu Yisi.
The fairy-like character is shaking the earth for the first time...
Lu Yisi bit her lip, changed into a long strip, sawed her neck for a long time, and was barely broken.
The goddess who only caused skin trauma blows was very frustrated.
I felt anxious and raised all four swords with both hands and slashed them down hard!
The camera is on the neck of the cow and is mosaiced.
But the splattered cow blood still dyed her patched dress.
The dedicated goddess didn't care about the dirty thing, so she threw the knife away and muttered: "It's crooked! It's crooked!"
She clumsily grabbed the calf's head and pointed the blood at the stone basin...
My hands were shaking slightly because they tried too hard.
At this time, the slow goddess reacted and she killed the innocent calf...
Within ten minutes of the blood of the bull, my eyes turned red...
The camera has switched to the first scene - the ancient academies, the scene where students read.
This cow is used to help wealthy children study and nourish their brains.
The cow blood must be kept and cooked for the people.
If the blood of a cow is wasted, several male guests will not have any meals with her.
The cameraman said gently:
"The camera has been switched. The next camera will be waiting for you to finish pretending to be a ox blood. Are you okay? Do you want it..."
Lu Yisi shook her head, tears flowing out of her way.
Grasp the cow's head tightly.
I sucked my nose a few times, rubbed my itchy chin on my blood-stained shoulders - probably dusted.
It took a long time to say something: "The calf is dead..."
The program crew and Carl broke the defense one after another.
Force her to do what she thinks is cruel just to please the audience, but can she calculate her psychological shadow area?
The cameraman quickly said while the camera was not there:
"Skin first, pick each part of it, and then slice it and wait for the other male guests to come back from the field and let them do it."
"Well... this blood is flowing, right? Do you want to throw it?"
Camera brother: "...no need..."
The goddess's brain circuit is quite clear...
At this time, the camera went to the third scene - the farmland.
The "ground" with potatoes, cabbage and eggplant is planted in advance by the foam plastic basin and brought it together.
Cover the edges of foam with real soil, and the appearance looks no different from real land.
Other "male slaves" were happily working and fighting in the field.
Some people talk and laugh, and occasionally bite the sweet potatoes that have just been dug out, or stuff the earthworms into the clothes on the back of the squatting person.
The show is full of highlights, and the advertising father is full of money.
The third scene is finished.
When switching back to Lu Yisi's camera, Lu Yisi had already used her hands and feet, climbed onto the slaughtering platform, and struggled to peel the cows.
It scares the audience in front of the TV...
As we all know, the goddess Lu Yisi has always been clean and refreshing.
At this time, it was like a ghost who had just killed someone, with loose hair. Due to the bright red hands, he couldn't help but tie his hair again.
He tilted his head to avoid the hair that covered his eyes, and the ghost painting style adds zombie elements.
With its top-notch looks, the most difficult celebrity gossip of this year is right...
Sheriel held the back of her head with her hands, simply left the console and went outside the corridor, not daring to look again.
Carl felt that Lu Yisi was more real and down-to-earth.
It's not a national star who is arrogant and cannot afford to him.
But the optimistic wife... I was thinking about eating... Carl also held the back of his head, feeling very ashamed of his whimsical thoughts just now...
In order to ensure the real surname of Lu Yisi, the shot of this shot of the camera that has not been switched to Xiao Niu.
Fortunately, the cow is very small.
Lu Yisi used her hands and feet, was sweating all over her head, and gritted her silver teeth. Finally, within half an hour, with her touching knife skills, she successfully chopped the calf into a cow that was beyond recognition...
"Ah! The male guests are back! I can let them slice it!"
When Lu Yisi heard the sound of the male guests outside, she threw down her long strips and ran out to say hello.
The cameraman: "You still have to cook..."
The other three male guests stationed in the kitchen are all comedians, with a superb appearance, but have high emotional intelligence, life experience, and are very gentle to the goddess.
Lu Yisi is much more relaxed, and Oppas are talking about washing melons and cutting vegetables.
I just refused to get close to the slaughterhouse.
It seems that the shadow in my heart is quite large.
The live broadcast went smoothly for more than an hour, and the ratings were the first to stabilize again!
In the last ten minutes, the goddess Lu Yisi was making sauce.
She used pounding, grinding a crop called Kejiao, adding salt, radish leaves, and pickled vegetables...
Cook in a small stove for a few minutes.
Lu Yi stirred indiscriminately, like a witch who had a potion.
After boiling, Lu Yisi dipped a large piece of sauce with beef slime cooked by the male guest, so that the cameraman could taste it first.
"Brother Camera, please give it a try, the fragrance is OK."
"There's a bit too much..." The cameraman was still very powerful and dedicated, and he actually opened his mouth.
Unexpectedly, after taking a bite, he suddenly fell backwards...
The main camera suddenly turned to the sky...
The atmosphere on the scene suddenly solidified.
In the camera, Lu Yisi, who was standing sideways, held the devil's food in her hand and stopped...
"It's delicious... dizzy?" Lu Yisi murmured to herself.
The staff of the program team quickly helped the camera brother up.
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The male guest burst into laughter like a motorcycle engine...
In this episode, Lu Yisi almost poisoned the cameraman to death...
Cheryl opens a hot search.
The first 20 are all feats of the national first love goddess Lu Yisi:
*Shocked! Goddess Lu Yisi recorded a live-action challenge to survive, almost poisoning the cameraman.
*Is the goddess Lu Yisi really crazy? Or is it fake cute?
*The unknown side of goddess Lu Yisi
*Lu Yisi dissects the calf
*Luyi Silk Driver Artwork Spicy Eyes and Ears Spicy Mobile Screen
*Lu Yisi cried
*Lu Yisi is easy-going and down-to-earth
*Lu Yisi can actually cook potatoes!
*It takes time for others to cook, but it takes life for Lu Yisi to cook.
*Shocking! Lu Yisi's amateur starred in amazing performances! Gathering fans!
*Lu converts to fans
...
Cheryl almost didn't get his phone firmly - after all, the show was saved...
Fortunately, my daughter is used to being scolded, so there are still several of them that are positive...
For a time, forums, Lu Yisi's homepage, and discussions on various platforms, and news about Lu Yisi was overwhelming.
Scolding, swearing...
...
San Mateo First People's Hospital.
Orthopedic inpatient department.
Teresh visited Evette, and watched the show while peeling the apples, making the apples fly away.
“Hahahahahahaha…”
"Is that funny?" Evette asked disgustedly.
"Lu Yisi Haha Lu Yisi is so funny!"
"...If the apple falls, don't pick it up."
"Pick it up and I'll eat it."
VIP ward in the same hospital.
The top female star who was gnawing radishes, the beautiful and proud Yolanda, half lying down, staring at the cute and charming Lu Yisi on the TV.
Comments all over the sky resounded through the ward:
"Damn it! What a pure and unpretentious thing? Is this little bitch Lu Yisi as good as a slutty bitch in a routine?"
"Old Mary Sue Native!"
"Fake tears squeezed out from eye drops! You just walked out of the floating creations of idol brain-dead romance dramas!"
"Pretending just one word, you Lu Yisi can't say it has nothing to do with it, you can only say it exactly the same!"
"What kind of thing are you acting? You are so embarrassed that you can just pick two magnificent European-style villas. If you can't act, you can retire and marry! You can open your eyes and close your eyes, and you can stare at it and blindly, and you can act in a drama!"
Chapter completed!