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Alison on the other side of the microphone, I don’t know if it was extremely speechless or the signal was bad, so I was silent...
"It's okay not to give your middle finger, then...you should give me a heart. I don't pick on the gestures. As long as you are in the dormitory, it means you are not with other men, right? Your dormitory management room is so annoying that even the male flies can't fly in."
Avis talked to himself, and then he turned his back to protect the peace in the dormitory. He always drove away Avis's management room with a broom and scolded him.
But the signal of these words of cursing Sang Huai was not good, and it was transmitted to Alison's microphone, intermittently.
The girl still listened to these nonsense literature seriously. After Avis stopped, she tried to speak clearly in the microphone:
[Why did our dormitory manager get cueed... By the way, you entered the sea of ​​the universe, don't you need to adjust the time difference?]
"Shenma? You said Shenma? I didn't hear it clearly, please speak loudly! No, please send me a message, this will be better, I won't be willing to say it out loud. You are actually quite struggling to speak. In order for me to hear it, I speak very hard every time. I will take advantage of the sea of ​​the universe to learn more sign language from others, and I can gesture with you. Hehe~"
Ivis talked to himself. Although what Alison heard was still intermittent words, it did not prevent her from stringing these gossips into a complete "excerpt from Ivis-style nonsense collection."
[Listen to the troublesome words, I'll type you.] Alison said word by word to the microphone.
"Shenma? I still can't hear it clearly. This network cable is quarklas! It's not powerful at the critical moment! I listen to you, and it's like talking under the water. It must be because my network is not good! Damn it! Why didn't I bring a wandering egg here? We..."
Before Avis finished speaking, the dududu call stopped
"Damn it! Damn the Internet, I've cut off my wife's contact!"
Avis was furious and threw his cell phone into the bed. As soon as the cell phone was removed, the other person immediately rushed to the bed and quickly caught the cell phone that fell on the bed.
"call……"
After all, my hand is faster than my brain. I realized that the sea of ​​the universe could not repair my phone and broke it, but even my wife's intermittent voice was not heard!
This wave was won by hand!
The hands are much smarter than the brain, much faster!
"bite--"
The rescued mobile phone lived up to expectations and took on the function of Magpie Bridge, so that Ai Niulang and Ah Weaver Girl would not be lost for a month.
Ivis quickly opened Fein and Alison's news came:
[I just said, I'll type you, I'm in the dormitory and I haven't gone anywhere. It's almost 2 o'clock. There's class tomorrow, so I'll go to bed first. You can go to bed quickly. The time difference in the sea of ​​the universe is not easy to adjust, so you have to sleep more on the first day.]
"Hehehe, okay, I just miss you, I miss you, I'm just like this. It's not that I don't trust you. Your dormitory management uncle is so terrible, and I will definitely not let a man in," Avis smiled slutty and continued to type: "Besides, it's midnight on Earth, and it's time for Jemeni's green-eyed dog to take a shower and go to bed."
[It's good that you know... I'll send a certified photo... I feel that as long as you tolerate your nonsense, I will be successful. Fortunately, so far so good!]
"Hehe, what other foreign language is the old couple? I know that my husband is not good at studying, but I can still understand this sentence. The fatter the better, right ~"
Avis regarded far as fat, and nine years of compulsory education foreign language teachers collectively cried in the toilet.
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Don't have to think about the knees... Why do you have to say a few words as fatter as possible at this time... Alison once again expressed deep concern about the IQ of future children, [Okay... What do you say is, I'll send you a message tomorrow, and you should go to bed soon.]
"But I miss you and can't sleep." Avis's two thief-headed legs, clamped with quilts, twisted around the bed like maggots.
[I can guarantee that you can fall asleep within ten seconds, put down your phone, and I will contact you after get off work tomorrow.] Alison coaxed.
People's feelings at night are very fragile, and Alison misses the silly dog, and he will miss him even more because of Avis's longing.
This kind of longing is different from the time I wanted to meet when I was secretly in love with Jemoney.
It used to be called unrequited love, and no one responded.
Now he is pretending to be a person in his heart, and he is much calmer. He just hopes that the days will pass quickly and see this slutty dog ​​soon. He hears his mouth full of talking nonsense on the train, and is self-satisfied and narcissistic, jealous, and verbose and complaining...
“好,你可要联系我啊,你要是放我鸽子,我回去第一时间就揍你PP,让你知道消遣老公的下场.”艾维斯用舌头舔着他的大门牙,贱兮兮打字.
[Huh...good night...goodbye...no need to reply, go to bed, no need to reply to emoticons, let this message be the last one.]
"How can that be! I want to make the last one!"
After Avis finished posting, he waited for a long time, but Alison didn't reply. It seemed that he was really asleep.
Avis still felt that lovesickness could not be relieved, but he found that there was no photo of his wife on his phone and he didn't give him any chance to lick the screen, so he regretted it!
Why didn't I take photos of my wife?
Avis immediately sent a congratulatory message to Carl and asked for Alison's photo. After a while, he received an indecent photo of Alison - a black and white photo of three sitting in a large wooden barrel taking a bath.
"Wo...Carl, can't I ask for the recent photos of my current situation? It's within three months!" Avis immediately disliked and started to argue.
"Get out! Daddy doesn't!" Carl replied.
It’s not that Carl is ruthless, but that Alison has not liked taking photos since he was a child.
She has always disliked her hair color and skin color.
After high school, I dyed my brown and black hair and tried to look the same as everyone else, but my face was too pink and white, making it look even more unusual.
She tried dyeing other colors, but it always didn't match, which would only make her more conspicuous in the crowd. It would be better to keep her gray hair and match her skin tone.
She is different and always wants to avoid this problem and improve her situation, but she has never lost her inferiority complex for a moment.
Ivisso couldn't take photos, and he couldn't make do with the photos of black and white children, so he had to go through Alison's circle of friends.
Unexpectedly, this girl is completely an environmentalist fanatic, Xiao Buxiong craftsman.
"What's the little cloth bear in the circle of friends? Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, look at the manufacturing process of the little cloth bear! Are you a manufacturer of the little cloth bear and a porter?"
Avis couldn't find Alison's real-life photo, so he watched all the photos of Little Bu Bear and sending Little Bu Bear to the orphanage...
"Damn it! Xiao Buxiong turned out that... they were all made of clothes from the recycling station! It was so troublesome! They also had to be disinfected! Why don't you buy fabrics... Well... it should cost a lot of money if you buy them, she is still in school."
Ives came to the process of the birth of the first little cloth bear. Although it was posted on Moments in recent years, the little cloth bear was made ten years ago, and the Moments were accompanied by washed colored film photos.
At that time, Alison was a high school student. He got his first pocket money, bought needles and threads and buttons, and began to fabricate the first little cloth bear that allowed her to go on the road of no return.
So the first asymmetrical small cloth bear, with the text: I hope that every little hand in the world has two small cloth bears.
This stems from Alison's stubbornness towards Little Bu Bear.
She likes little cloth bears, better than little rabbits.
Chapter completed!