"Old Ba's beard, hair and bath~ Whoever can't see it can wash it~ If you can tolerate it~ Every week, the scissors, stone cloth~ the loser washes~"

Senior Brother Seven, who is not good at scissors and stone cloth, seems to remember something that is unbearable to look back on the past in the moonlight, and his expression on his face is like eating.

Generally speaking, the sloppy and lazy senior brother will be thrown into the pool and wash once a week - it is not a rotation, relying on rock-scissors.

If everyone doesn't wash, Senior Brother Eight can kill himself to death.

He may not be paid, but he must not be raised to death.

Half of the eighth senior brother’s salary is paid to the person who washed him. Once a week, the eighth senior brother settled cash with the finance department.

The dirtyer the Lao Ba is, the more sloppy he is, the stronger he is. But if it is too dirty, he will be dirty to death by himself, and the Federation will lose a useful tool man.

Dozens of strange ways to die about Lao Ba--

Too much excrement in the nose blocks the nostrils and suffocate; hair is too dirty and parasitic and over-reproductive and sucks blood by the two-dimensional blood-sucking mites in the sea of ​​the universe, and dies from excessive blood loss; water and eat too far, starve to death to thirst; if you don't turn over for too long, you will die of bedsores and get inflamed and infected and ulcers; if you don't clean up the sewage, it causes small insects in the sea of ​​the universe to parasitic and nibble; if you die of cold and pneumonia in the sea of ​​the universe, it dies from heatstroke; if you are trampled by stinging birds; if you die of large alien creatures and alien beasts, you die of pecking at the flies; ...

Lao Ba was shrouded in the shadow of death and could die at any time. The Sea of ​​the Universe was unwilling to lose this useless craftsman, so he had to feed and wash it hard.

It is also very particular about scrubbing Lao Ba.

Generally, if you don’t wash for a few days, there will be too much dirt on your body and you won’t clean it. You can only throw it into the pool and soak it for an hour before you can start brushing.

Lao Ba has a special bathing pool, built in the lower air outlet of the base, and no grass grows around it - the dirty water after washing is extremely poisonous.

Therefore, dirty water cannot be discharged casually. You can only collect it in a rubber bucket and take it to the jungle regularly to poison three human-eating flowers and other ferocious plants - the tool man played his role again.

The important task of washing the eighth senior brother fell on the seventh senior brother over time. In addition to winning the seventh senior brother with the other teams, they also because the seventh brother is super powerful in controlling creatures.

Be able to control the actions of other creatures, especially humans, like a puppet master - only controlling physical actions, without mental driving.

If the other party is strong and can get rid of the control of Senior Brother Seven, then Senior Brother Seven's super power is equivalent to not exist.

Senior Brother Seven cleansing Senior Brother Eighth, there is no need to do anything, just fiddling with Senior Brother Eighth’s body, and you can complete it.

If everyone else takes action to clean up the eighth senior brother, it is not possible to leave a shadow for a long time. The seventh senior brother is the best candidate, so everyone came up with this trick to let the vague rap artist, the seventh senior brother, embark on the road of not returning to care for the sloppy starling...

"Please answer the economic plants grown in the greenhouse~"

"Star Fruit!" Avis peeked at the booklet that Tracy opened and answered despicablely.

After answering a question, he looked at Teresh proudly.

The naive girl helped her glasses under the beer bottle and said in detail: "The others are rice trees, fruits, fabric rose apples, honey vermicelli... Uh... I don't recognize those low-end ones."

The naive girl Teresh looked through the booklet and in the green light, she identified the fruits and vegetables in the photo on the booklet, whether they were newly added cash crops in the greenhouse.

Aivis, who learned to read the booklet quickly, was not good at taking the open paper exam, and he couldn't get the answer. He was obviously the same booklet as Tracy, but he looked like completely different content.

"Treachi's answer is correct~ Add ten~" The seventh examiner added 10 points to Traachi when he stopped him. After hesitating, he gave Avis a point.

"The flowers blooming from the rice tree are very similar to rice. They are eaten as rice without cooking, so they are called rice tree. A tree can produce many flavors of fruits. The large leaves grown from the fabric rose apple have a very similar taste to peaches. Honey vermicelli are vermicelli roots with a honey-flavored vermicelli and grow between the branches and armpits of the honey vermicelli tree."

Against the backdrop of Aivis, Teresh broke away from the halo of the poor student and advanced towards the top student.

"It's very good~ I went to see the base border defense line~ I went back to the restaurant for dinner."

The seventh senior brother, who was vaguely pronounced, whistled a long and melodious whistle to the distance. After a while, a sound of horse hooves came from the ground.

From far to near.

Ivis saw a group of small ostrichs appearing on the horizon.

Then the more "da da" sounds, the louder and more intense...

The last group of silly thorn birds surrounded the greenhouse where the planting fields were planted, and some unwilling to give up pecking at the greenhouse.

Greenhouses and open-air planting areas have higher-level space covers. The prickly birds are only 3.1 dimensions and cannot be broken no matter how they peck.

I still looked frightened.

"Brother Qi, we only have three people. Why are there 30 birds here? Did we share what we eat?" Avis hurriedly hugged himself, a useless, silly man, and a big appetite.

"Don't worry, although the prickly bird beak is broken, it won't eat you. The reason for so many people is here~ because the whistle does not convey the number~ I am just used to calling them~ There are more and more prickly birds on the base~ You should be more and more diligent in picking up bird eggs tonight~"

As the main supervisor of the sea of ​​the universe, Master Qi works 20 hours a day, and he keeps running around every day. He is not until he is forty years old, and he almost becomes a herniated lumbar disc.

"What are you doing when you are standing there? Get in the car quickly~" The busy senior brother of the seventh brother pushed Teresi up the stinging bird, then took Avis to ride the other taller male bird.

"That... Brother Seven! I'm not a child, I can ride a bird by myself! You don't have to take me! I want to ride by myself!"

Ivis protested.

"Don't worry~ The sting birds will definitely not hurt you~ I'm afraid they will hurt your super system~ Haven't you signed a contract yet~" The diligent and good-hearted brother Qi whistled, and the sting birds began to run.

Teresh and Seventh Brother took Avis, in the torrent of birds, were very majestic, just like a group of generals who were clearing the way for the emperor.

This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Avis sat in front of Senior Brother Seven, just like an adult taking a child to ride a motorcycle.

Damn... The stinging bird won't hurt me... This sentence always means that I am ugly... I am the most handsome, okay!

The bird rushes for a while before Avis figures out what Qi Ge's last sentence means, and is indignant, but he can definitely not beat the vague rap artist Qi Ge.

If you feel uncomfortable, you have to pull something on your hands to vent.

But the prickly bird under her feet does not grow hair and has no idea how to start.

It looks like an ostrich, but it does not have the light fur on the ostrich, only thick and ugly skin and pores.

The thorn bird is extremely strong, without the warm and annoying smell of animals on earth, and the cold smell is more like the appetite-boosting and refreshing lime lemon smell. No wonder it can be a human mount.

Ives looked at the stinger bird for the first time up close and thought it was fun.

He didn't attack his last name, nor was he stupid.

Although his whole body is bare and angry, he will bulge like a pufferfish, but he is very honest under the taming of Brother Qi.

What's even more amazing is that Avis thought that the eyes of the prickly bird were on the left and right sides of the bird's head with a long neck - referring to the ostrich, the eyes should be on both sides of the head.

But after looking closely, I found that the ears were actually on both sides of the head.

The "eyes" of the prickly bird are around its neck.

A few spots that perceive light and external temperature are crossed around the thin neck more than one meter long. According to Qi Ge, the director of the Sea of ​​the Universe, these spots do not grow casually, but grow one by one as the prickly birds grow older. The chicks of the prickly birds are basically blind.

Therefore, the group of prickly birds is a very small alien creature in the jungle, and is often attacked by other 3-dimensional aliens or even low-dimensional, so the survival rate is not high.
Chapter completed!