Chapter 1116, Collecting strange things
"Baby! I am your Emperor, my name is Aarant, let's get along well in the future!"
The monarch of the Imperial Kingdom smiled awkwardly, rubbed his hands hard, and his saliva was several feet long.
He was instilled with strict monarchy education and instilled with iron-blooded thoughts since he was a child.
Alante's best swordsman, Honghao, is his teacher.
He has seen the battlefield of hell on earth and killed countless enemies.
Under the pressure of his invincible old mother, he should be called a god with the power of Eden.
But there are too many powerful people around him!
Since childhood, the king has never thought that he is useless and always gives people a better position.
He couldn't achieve what his old mother had.
Just like Honghao, it was too tiring, too bitter, too cold and too hot...
He wanted to have the mediocrity and small fortune of ordinary people, but he did not want to give up the privileges of the imperial kings.
The busy state affairs and pressure from all walks of life have led to the country's 20s being in its prime (the longest life is over 40 years old) and severe hair loss.
He seems to have everything in the world: noble birth, rich clothes and food, and the Lord of Eden.
The mother, Lawrence, never spoiled him and polished him into a loud dog.
But he has been living on the edge of madness and not madness.
The huge pressure that follows the shadow is the important task of the entire imperial country in the future.
Even if your wife marrys, how many children she has, can’t decide on her own.
If you don’t fall in love in silence, you will be perverted in silence.
In order to escape reality and relieve stress, the king of the country collects all kinds of strange things, which wastes the people and causes money and complains.
Even though I made up my mind to change my past, I still couldn't help but buy it.
There are only zero and countless shopping trips.
The king should not work so hard to achieve perfection, but there are still various forces that criticize him openly and secretly.
Isn't it okay to be an emperor to collect some strange things?
The more fetishes became more intense, and there were no psychological experts in ancient times, and the country would only become more serious under high pressure condemnation.
This time, half of the financial and taxes of the Imperial Kingdom were spent, just to transport the huge fertile soil of the southern island, as usual, to swear it was the last time.
But no one believed him.
Each time it costs more than the last time.
Every time I buy a hand-stand flag.
Every time you can break a contract and break a record.
No one had any fantasies about him anymore.
He was a kind and humane monarch, but he was exiled to the ranks of tyrants for spending money to collect strange things.
In order to relieve the pressure of being criticized, he must collect more weird things and spend more money.
Then he was criticized by the pen.
Vicious cycle.
"Baby, I'll see you tonight."
The king did not think of the pressure from the world, so he hurried back to move bricks.
When night falls, the king of the country cannot wait to come to his carefully crafted earth mother storage room -
It simulates the ecology, humidity and vegetation of the southern archipelago, and also sprinkles many moss that the legendary Mother of the Earth likes to tempt the appearance of the fertile soil god.
According to witnesses, the fertile soil god will transform from the Mother Earth when it is late at night.
He will walk along the root system and will not be afraid to see people.
The rumored sightings of the fertile soil gods are not known why the fertile soil gods have transformed into each other, why they hide back, and why they do not appear during the day.
There are many different opinions.
There are all kinds of guesses.
The king decided to stay all night and wait for the good news.
But when I woke up the next day, nothing happened.
Maybe he was tired of state affairs and slept too hard - he had been sleeping well so much that five or six strong men could wake up.
"Damn it! I miscalculated it! I shouldn't have been asleep and waited!"
Last night he slept next to Mother Earth, but woke up but was on Mother Earth.
Four meters long and one meter high, the Earth Mother is 1.5 meters tall, with a crystal clear white luster and a Q-spin feel, similar to the very elastic egg custard.
Warm winter and cool summer, very pleasant.
Although no one has ever dared to regard Mother Earth as a water bed in Simmons, it is indeed very comfortable!
Don’t feel refreshed, the Lingtai is clear and energetic, and there is no worries!
But when he saw the human-shaped depression pressed out of the Mother Earth, it turned gray and light gray due to water loss and damage, it immediately became bad!
"Hey!!! It's been a problem! Baby! I didn't mean it!"
The king of the country did not scratch his head with both hands, and was very upset!
Such a valuable thing as Earth Mother Earth has grown so big in tens of thousands of years!
He suppressed him and lost his Taoism for at least thousands of years!
He remembered the rumors that the Mother Earth was damaged and withered, the area lost its vitality, the natural disasters and insects continued, the vegetation decreased, the population decreased and other bad luck, and almost broke his chest!
"Baby! I didn't mean it! I deserve to die! I'm a shame! I never dare to do it again! Don't wither! I'll see you again in the evening! Don't wither! This is your favorite dew and moss! Eat more and drink more!"
After he reluctantly left, the human-shaped traces pressed out of Mother Earth slowly regained their elasticity, and the saliva and sweat on it corrode part of it.
Water droplets began to seep out of the damaged area, and it was difficult to heal this part.
Should He ask a dream to tell this fool that he cannot use human things to contact him?
That night, the king of the country came a little late. Seeing the mother of Earth recovering, he was so excited that he almost made somersault!
"I knew you like me baby! Come on, I won't touch you today! Because I won't sleep tonight! I'll wait until you come out to see me hehe!"
The king of the country, please stare at the Mother of Earth. After less than an hour, he started to scream loudly and slept in a slight way.
This dog has been carrying bricks all day, but he is actually very tired. Staying up late and making his liver hurt is just a polite statement.
He once again gained a goal, crossed the boundary and approached the soft, full of slickness and a great touch.
A thief's dog's paws were placed next to the mother of Earth.
The scorching body temperature, the viscous and sour sweat, the sound of snoring...
The Mother Earth could not stand it anymore, and slowly transformed into a hand from the corners of the zippered cream.
With a clean and clean wrist, he slowly pushed the other ape's arm.
"Bang!"
A big hand held the jade hand transformed by the fertile soil god.
“Hurry…”
The dog man is still sleeping soundly, but he is surrounded by enemies and even keeps alert when he sleeps.
Since Xiao Honghao has trained him to perceive danger even when he sleeps - sleeping with a lanyard on the tree. If his hands are released, the sharp stones on the lanyard will fall off and open the ladle...
The fertile soil god was shocked and the entire Mother Earth shook.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content later! If the fertile earth god does not come out of the earth mother's body, he will be very slow, 10 times slower than a snail.
He is not afraid of humans, but he just doesn't like being eroded by sweat.
When He completely retracted his hands from the hands of mankind, it was already dawn.
The king was carried away by five or six big men and forced to open business.
Before he could even see if his beloved mother was destroyed by her sleeping position, she was wrapped in clothes and threw them on the regular meeting (morning court).
As soon as the case was over, he crawled back despite the obstacles and found that his beloved Mother Earth was missing a large area!
That big piece is still the figure of his own whole dog!
"It's over! It's broken again! Baby, I deserve to die! Don't wither? I can't live without you! Please! I'll tie myself up withered tonight with a cage..."
The dog should not cry for a long time, as if he was howling.
If his spiritual sustenance dies, what is the difference between him and himself!
Dog should not feel heartbroken and gently caress the mother of the earth, and she burst into tears.
I found something was wrong when I touched it!
I ran to the other side and saw it, and I was very happy.
"Baby! You think I'm not sleeping well, so you can avoid it!"
The dog's eyes shone brightly, hugged the Mother of Earth, and kissed it for a long time - it was annoying saliva again...
It turned out that in order to protect the body of the Earth God, the fertile soil god moved away the contact part, moved inside, and piled it on the other side.
Dogs should not swear that they will not hurt Him tonight, but think about their crimes, so don’t make things difficult for Thunder Lord.
The fertile land god really exists!
Dogs finally confirmed this exciting fact!
But I couldn't hold on for long.
In the days to come, the dog should not think of an unethical way, which is to sleep during the day and stare at the Mother of the Earth at night, trying to awaken Him in various ways.
The good times did not last long, and the dogs who ignored the serious business were criticized and scolded by the whole country.
What are you addicted to ghosts, lose your ambitions, and enjoy the money and cream of people and don’t work...
But don’t be afraid of moving bricks during the day, sleeping to death at night, and hurting Mother Earth, and then you will never hatch the fertile soil god.
The office hours are changed to work at night and sleep during the day.
All the civil and military officials in the court, all over the imperial court, lived a ridiculous life of black and white, without any rift or moon
All the civil and military officials in the court could not stand it anymore, so they no longer stammered and gave the dog two choices:
Destroy the mother of the earth and be loyal to the government.
Chapter completed!