Chapter 1119: Mindless and unhappy
"Brother, why don't you forget it. There are so many constables, we can't get any cheap ones."
Thick lips stubbornly said, "How can you forget this? Don't be afraid. Even if they can arrest us, you have to be justified. I can be unreasonable, but they can't be unreasonable."
The younger brother said with a bitter face: "Brother, why are you pretending to be poisoned? What if there is one of them who understands medical principles, why don't you reveal it on the spot?"
Thick lips smiled: "How is this possible? How could they be a group of reckless men understand medical principles?"
"What if?"
"Nothing in case!"
"Brother..."
"Okay, stop talking, I'm going now!"
"Brother!"
"No need for children to have a long love!" Thick lips "thump" two steps, with their hands raised their feet flat, and sang in an operatic manner, "The wind is silenced and the Yishuihan..."
"Brother, this sentence doesn't seem to be auspicious."
Thick lips were stunned and changed: "Strength is the best and the energy is beyond the world..."
"Brother, this doesn't seem to be auspicious..."
"But I only know these two sentences..."
Brother: "..."
"Okay, brother, go all the way!" the younger brother said with his fists.
"All the way..." Thick lips were stunned, "Uh, why do you think this is not right..."
Forget it, no matter how much you worry about it, you are just a concern. Let’s talk about it first. Only by fighting will you win!
Over there, Li Yi gave the stinky tofu to the constables and received unanimous praise.
Although the stinky tofu smells smelly at first, it becomes fragrant over time. It smells fragrant and spicy.
Even Chu Ping, who had a painful experience and was very resistant, praised him after taking a bite.
Li Yi smiled slightly, and it touched Gan Ci's head: "Aci, this is the time for lunch, and no guests have come. Thank you for your hard work, let's take a break, let's continue in the afternoon."
"Yes." Gan Ci smiled sweetly.
Yun Zhaozhao looked at this scene quietly and suddenly felt that she had no strength. She put down the stinky tofu in her hand in a lack of interest, and felt that the stinky tofu was tasteless.
"Give me one too!" Suddenly, a sudden sound rang.
"Huh?" Li Yi was stunned. He turned his head and saw that he looked at the stinky tofu on the table with thick lips and looked at the stinky tofu on the table with his face.
"I have no brains, why are you here by yourself? What about your unhappy little brother?" Li Yi looked at his thick lips with a funny look.
Thick lips were stunned: "What a stupid or unhappy? I'm here to buy this stinky tofu. Do you want to sell it?"
Li Yi smiled and said, "I sell stinky tofu. If you want to buy it, I will sell it."
"How much does it cost?"
"Ten taels per serving."
The stinky tofu eyes widened: "Ten taels per serving? Are your stinky tofu made of gold or silver?"
"Look at how can you sell stinky tofu? I'm from the greenhouse..." Li Yi "snatched" and stopped teasing him. "Forget it, it's open today. The visitors are guests, and taste it for free."
"Free? This relationship is good!" Thick lips smiled silly, "Give me a copy!"
Li Yi shook his head and handed over a copy.
"What's this thing..." Heavy lips looked at the black stinky tofu, took a big breath, and almost spit it out, "yue~"
"This thing is not a dog..." Heavy lips wanted to curse, but after looking at the group of people who stopped eating stinky tofu and looked at them together, they shut up decisively.
He swallowed his mouth, looked at the dark stinky tofu with thick lips, and swallowed it in one mouthful.
"Um?"
He chewed his thick lips, which seemed not bad. He chewed several more times, and his eyes became brighter and brighter: "It turns out, it's quite delicious?"
"It's really delicious!" He licked his lips, his thick lips pursed without feeling exhausted.
"Can you give me another one?" said to Li Yi with thick lips.
Li Yi shook his head and said, "One person is limited to one copy."
Thick lips said, "I want to give it to my brother."
"Okay." Li Yi handed him four more copies.
When he returned with four paper bags with thick lips, the younger brother looked a little embarrassed and said unhappy: "Brother, have you forgotten something?"
Thick lips were stunned, then slapped his forehead: "Yes! Anyway, it's a lot of money, so I should bring some copies for my younger brother and Xiu'er to taste!"
Brother: "..."
He distributed the stinky tofu to the other three people, and suddenly said with thick lips: "Hey? I seem to have forgotten something amazing."
The younger brother said excitedly: "Brother, you finally remembered it."
Thick lips laughed and said, "Yes! My mother has never eaten this before, I have to bring some for her."
Brother: "..."
"Brother, let's go." He sighed unhappily.
"What are you going? I haven't done it yet?" He clapped his hands with thick lips, "I'm going to pretend to be poisoned now."
"Brother, it turns out you haven't forgotten!" The younger brother smiled in surprise.
Thick lips smiled: "How can you forget this important thing?"
"Brother!"
"Brother, I'm going!"
"Brother..."
"The wind is whistling, and the water is cold!"
“…”
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"Why are you here again?" Seeing that the mindless and sneaky cat came over, Li Yi wiped his sweat. This guy was quite persevering.
Yun Zhaozhao also noticed her thick lips. She was in a bad mood. Seeing him coming to find fault several times, she thought about going up to talk to him.
Li Yi grabbed Yun Zhaozhao who was about to step forward and smiled and said, "Don't worry, play with him. I really want to see what ideas he wants to make."
"You...why are you holding my hand?" Yun Zhaozhao's face turned red as soon as he was caught.
With Li Yi's keen observation, he naturally noticed this point. He said wonderly: "Zhaozhao, why is your face so red? Shouldn't you be sick?"
"How could I get sick?" Yun Zhaozhao's smirk was instantly restrained, "Also, the person with the surname Li, can you call the two words Zhaozhao?"
Li Yi pursed his lips: "Catcher Yun, if you really feel uncomfortable, go and see A Ci, don't delay it."
"You are uncomfortable! I feel uncomfortable when I see you!" Yun Zhaozhao said anxiously, "Hmph! If I don't let you call Zhaozhao, you won't call you! Why are you so obedient!"
Li Yi raised his eyebrows: "Yun Zhaozhao, are you sick? Who would like to let him down? It's a matter of fact that you want to quarrel again."
Yun Zhaozhao didn't breathe in one breath: "You want to quarrel! Let's call me again, I'll make you shark!"
"It's a must-have, a little bit~" Li Yi stuck out his tongue.
"you!"
Yun Zhaozhao was still trying to regain his mouth, but Yue Guang saw his thick lips staring at him foolishly, and was stunned for a moment: "What are you looking at?"
He smiled with a silly lips: "That... there are often conflicts between young couples, but don't quarrel, as their relationship becomes dull with the quarrel. If there is conflict, you can discuss it carefully. There is nothing that cannot be reached."
Yun Zhaozhao's face turned red in an instant: "Who, who is a husband and wife with him? If you dare to talk nonsense, I will tear your mouth apart!"
"Isn't it a couple?" Thick lips were stunned and said strangely, "You are quarreling like this, exactly the same as the Wang Er couple next door. How could it be that not?"
"I..." Yun Zhaozhao was speechless, feeling his hands and feet weak, and he didn't even have the strength to defend himself.
Li Yi looked at thick lips: "By the way, what are you doing this time? Do you want stinky tofu?"
"No, no, no, no, no." He held his thick lips and his face gradually turned blue. He suddenly burst into tears and screamed, "This stinky tofu...uh... is poisonous!"
Chapter completed!