"Don't pretend to be dead. What's wrong with water? My son is less than one year old and he can swim back by himself even if he is thrown into the bottom of the sea."
Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded in his ears, with undisguised contempt, but Luo Ping's heart became ecstatic, the ecstasy of the rest of his life... It was Uncle Dongzi, he came to save me!
I don't know what happened, but Luo Ping suddenly stopped feeling dizzy. It was as if his body, which had exhausted all its strength, suddenly gained strength. He kicked his legs hard and his body jumped upwards.
In fact, Luo Ping was dizzy. Otherwise, as a monk, he would not have been caught by a dog-claw snail with no attack power at all. Speaking of which, this can be regarded as a dark history for him. It will be a long time in the future.
For a long time, he was treated as a joke by everyone.
Yin Dong was behind, leisurely pulling out the dog claw snail, and looking around, he really didn't see any fish, which made the old monkey's breath scare him so much that he retreated for more than ten miles, which was a pity.
After taking the dog's claw snail onto the raft, Yin Dong heard that idiot Luo Ping revealing his dark history and talking about his horrific experience of being caught by the dog's claw snail, and then... nothing happened after that.
Even if the dog claw snail is as big as a water tank, it is still a snail and has no attack power, right?
Luo Ping, a dignified monk, was almost killed by such a water monster?
Don't be too funny!
"You idiot, don't say you know me when you go out, and don't say you are from Tielin City. The whole Tielin City will be ashamed of you!" Xiao Meizi turned on the venomous tongue mode again, with a look of disgust.
, it almost gave Luo Ping the urge to jump into the water and drown again.
"Uncle Dongzi, I want to eat this claw snail!" Luo Ping said through gritted teeth.
"Eat it raw?" Yin Dong asked. With a conscience, he really had no intention of squeezing this dude. He just wanted to consult and wanted to see how these natives eat dog claw snails.
Furthermore, there was no way to light a fire on the raft, so Yin Dong was thinking that if he wanted to eat it, he would have to eat it raw.
Sister Xiao yelled: "Luo Ping, if you want to take revenge, you have to bite off a piece of meat from the snail alive and eat it. If you don't eat it, you are not considered a man!"
Does eating raw dog claw snails have anything to do with whether you are a man?
Luo Ping gave her a roll of his eyes. The more familiar he became, the clearer he became that this girl was a scheming girl with black skin. He would not be offended. He said leisurely: "I am not a savage. I want to drink blood from my hair."
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Yin Dong was surprised. How could this idiot be able to mature raw snail meat without eating it raw?
Soon, Yin Dong saw the power of fire-based exercises.
Luo Ping is a fire attribute, or the blood of the Luo family is all fire attribute. A few are not fire attributes, all because the attribute inherited from their mother is stronger. In the Luo family, the higher the ancestral blood concentration of fire attribute disciples, the higher their talent.
The higher the status, for example, the eldest brother Luo Ping was favored not only because his biological mother was favored, but more importantly, his ancestral blood concentration reached 70%.
This ancestral blood concentration may not seem high, but in the past thousand years, the Luo family's direct bloodline has generally been 40% ancestral blood, and the collateral ancestral blood is even thinner, basically at 20%, and it can be slightly better to reach 30%.
Only after reaching 30% did he reach the basic conditions for practicing the ancestral skills.
The ancestral blood concentration of this playboy Luo Ping is actually not low, reaching 60%. If it were not for his eldest brother, there would be no problem for him to inherit the position of the head of the Luo family. Even if he is a idiot, it doesn't matter. He can definitely be a
The mascot-like head of the family and the elders of the Luo family can all perform their respective duties.
Just under the shadow of a genius brother who only appeared in a thousand years, Luo Ping lost his position as the head of the Luo family without any suspense, and his position in the family became embarrassing because he was the direct descendant!
In today's cultivation world, concubines are still valued. As long as Luo Ping exists, his eldest brother's inheritance as the head of the family is unjust and unjust, and it is a black spot in his eldest brother's life that can never be erased.
If Luo Ping's talent was even worse, as long as it was lower than the average level of his direct lineage, his eldest brother would not be so embarrassed. But the problem is that this idiot is much higher than the average level. He can be said to be the only genius in a century. Compared with his eldest brother
They also practiced the "Burning Heaven Technique", the highest level among the ancestral skills of the Luo family. Apart from the two brothers, only the ancestor of the Luo family succeeded in practicing it.
At this time, Luo Ping flicked his fingers as if to show off his skills, and a cluster of flames flashed on his fingertips, condensing into the shape of a knife, and stabbed into the dog claw snail, easily cutting open the shell and directly gouging out a piece of snail meat.
Yin Dong, a country bumpkin, had his eyes opened and exclaimed: "I'll choke you! You can still play like this?"
Normally, Luo Ping doesn't bother to show off his skills, because he has a more talented elder brother above him. The more he shows off, the more embarrassing he will be. He might as well be his idiot. At this moment, he feels that he needs to restore his image and put him aside.
Everyone's attention was diverted from thinking about the embarrassing incident of him being captured by a dog claw snail.
The cut out snail meat was thrown up by Luo Ping and cut into thin slices with several knives. Under the heat of the flame knife, the thin snail meat exuded an alluring fragrance.
Yin Dong grabbed two slices and ate them. The fresh and sweet taste made his taste buds explode. It was so delicious that he almost bit his tongue.
Xiao Meizi had the fastest hands and feet and grabbed the most snail meat. After eating it, she screamed: "Luo Ping, you are amazing! You are not a complete idiot. You have the talent to be a cook. Next, you can concentrate on being a cook."
Chef, you don’t need to carry my ancestor on your back, just let the big stupid guy do it.”
What this girl said didn't sound good, but Luo Ping actually felt excited... It wasn't because he had any ill thoughts about Xiao Mei'er. Now he had no idea about this scheming girl, it was just because she was sincerely in love with her.
Praise him!
Looking at Yin Dong and Tie Zhen, they both gave him a thumbs up. Luo Ping readily accepted the job of being a cook and enjoyed it. He felt that his life was more fulfilling than in the previous twenty-three years.
A dog-claw snail as big as a water tank was eaten clean by four people on the way down the river... Oh, and Xiao Meier felt that he couldn't treat his ancestor badly, so he stuffed it with some snail meat.
have eaten.
It is said that the old monkey is also amazing. He is unconscious, and the snail meat sliced ​​as thin as cicada wings is stuffed into his mouth. He still knows how to chew it and swallow it.
Yin Dong muttered to himself, is this old monkey pretending to be asleep to see if he has evil intentions?
When the dog's claw snail was almost eaten into an empty shell, the river branched, and they needed to enter the tributary flowing to the Chaos Hills, then pass through the Chaos Hills to reach the entrance to the secret realm that leads to the secular world.
"Do we really want to go from Chaos Hills?"
The person who asked the question was Luo Ping. He was not afraid, but looked excited, just like when Xiao Meier first entered the Chaotic Hills. The ignorant are fearless and thought it was such a fun game.
Chapter completed!