Yin Dong was at the bottom of the water and sensed the fluctuation of stupid silver carp's thoughts, and a thought came to his mind: "Master Shell, is there any technique for fish to practice that can make fish smaller?"
If the stupid silver carp becomes smaller, you can ask Xiaobao to take him with you as a bodyguard. When you are not in the holy realm, it will be safer.
Yin Dong just asked casually without any hope at all.
Mysterious Shell quickly gave a reply - Idiots!
This reply was not beyond Yin Dong's expectation. With a smile, he put aside this idea and continued to practice, and the boat was carried forward quickly by the water whirlpool.
The poor stupid silver carp was hung up by the light rope condensed by Xiaobao using the power of the formation. He also threatened it: "If it doesn't get smaller, just keep hanging it and dry the fish!"
Xiaobao thought of the dried fish that Aunt Cai had dried and deep-fried. It was so delicious!
He licked his small mouth and glanced at the giant fish's body, making the stupid silver carp feel a lot of malice. Damn it, this little devil really wanted to eat it!
"Get smaller, I'm willing to get smaller!" Silly Silver Carp had a strong desire to survive and immediately expressed his stance.
As for it not knowing how to become smaller, that's not a problem. As long as the little ancestor is appeased now, it can find excuses to fool it. It has lived for so many years, and it still can't fool a human cub?
Soon, Silly Silver Carp realized that he was totally wrong. Xiaobao was not easily deceived. He found a reason for him that he needed to practice aquatic exercises, which made Xiaobao very happy: "Baby can do it." ,Baby teaches you how to catch mice!”
When Yin Dong just started practicing, Xiaobao followed him and learned the exercises in the body tempering chapter of "The True Explanation of Tianlong". Although he didn't know how to practice, he could teach others to practice... Although for him, it was just a game of catching mice. !
Silly Silver Carp is not a human being, and his body structure is different from that of the human race. Logically speaking, he cannot practice the human race's exercises.
However, under Xiaobao's guidance, Silly Silver Carp found his sense of Qi, successfully introduced Qi into his body, formed a unique exercise route belonging to Silver Carp, and successfully crossed the threshold of cultivation.
The natural Taoist body is so awesome!
Silly silver carp fell into the hot water of cultivation and was almost destroyed by Xiaobao. However, it was in pain and happy.
As a virtual saint-level fish, due to chance, it opened up spiritual intelligence and evolved and mutated. It was lucky to live long enough to reach the stage of transcending tribulation. It relied on Yin Dong to survive the thunder tribulation, although it did not count as crossing. After passing through the thunder tribulation, it is just a fish in the false holy period, but it has something more in its mind.
It vaguely knew that if it successfully survived the thunder tribulation, it would be baptized by the essence of heaven and earth and be reborn. However, it failed to survive the tribulation and had no chance to be reborn. However, Xiaobao taught it to practice and introduce Qi into the body, and it could do so. Reborn.
Silly Silver Carp truly feels that it is a great blessing to have such a devilish little master!
"Xiaobao, that's amazing!"
When Yin Dong finished practicing quickly and returned to the boat, he found that Silly Silver Carp was already practicing. He couldn't help but was stunned. After a long while, he gave his son a thumbs up and a thumbs up. After that, he said with glaring eyes: "We'll wait until we get home." Yes, you also teach Dai Jin how to practice."
If their dog can practice cultivation, he can live longer and stay with his father and son.
Xiaobao smiled with a bright face,
He said happily: "Okay, the baby will also teach the little squirrel, stupid ape, stupid snake, stupid fish, and the baby leopard will also..."
While the little guy was chanting, Yin Dong sighed and said that the stupid snake and stupid fish were gone and were eaten by the stupid mirage. He rubbed Xiaobao's head and asked, "Are you hungry? You want to eat today?"
Grilled fish or boiled fish?”
Cutting the fish fillets thin, blanching them in fish soup, and dipping them in seasonings is also Xiaobao's favorite way to eat them. However, now he doesn't like to eat them... Who cares? He has been eating fish for many days, and his mouth is full of fish.
If it smells fishy, ​​you will get tired of it.
Xiaobao said: "The baby doesn't want to eat fish, he wants to eat meat, fried meat with bamboo shoots!"
After saying that, he saw Yin Dong smiling, and quickly covered his butt with his little paws, adding: "It's not a spanking with bamboo, the baby is very obedient and won't spank!"
"Hahaha……"
Yin Dong laughed, hugged his son, kissed him hard, floated out, and threw himself into the bamboo forest on the shore. With a small skill, he caught about thirty bamboo rats, and brought a lot of them with him.
Less mushrooms and bamboo shoots come back.
The bamboo rats were larger than normal, each weighing nearly twenty kilograms, like piglets. They were thrown on the water platform behind the boat and piled up in a big pile. The two warriors in charge of cooking were quick and easy.
I processed the bamboo rat, cut some meat slices, fried the bamboo shoots and meat slices, chopped the rest into pieces, and stewed the mushrooms.
When the dishes were cooked, the aroma wafted on the river, making the ancestors unable to concentrate on their cultivation. Ancestor Tu, who had always been informal, shouted in a loud voice: "Xiaobao, what are you eating? It's so delicious?"
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Xiaobao's mouth was stuffed and he said in a confused voice: "The fried meat with bamboo shoots is not delicious."
"You little rascal, are you afraid that my ancestor will steal meat from you?" Colonel Zhong smiled and pinched Xiaobao's nose.
Yin Dong was sweating, embarrassed to say that his son was a food protector.
Except for the warriors and Xiaobao, who had to eat with every meal, Yin Dong and the ancestors rarely ate during the journey. They basically relied on the energy they absorbed during cultivation to replenish the energy needed by their bodies, which was usually
It's said to be bigu-free.
Therefore, when the soldiers cook, they do not prepare food for Yin Dong and the ancestors. Xiaobao is also afraid that the ancestors will come over to eat, and the food will not be enough.
Usually, the soldiers ate fish. In order to save oil and seasonings, they simply steamed or boiled the fish, or they ate grilled fish. The smell made the ancestors lose their appetite.
I ate fried meat and stewed meat like this today. The aroma was so tempting that it made all the ancestors greedy. Xiaobao obviously protected his food, which made Ancestor Tu choke. But this old man is so thick-skinned that he doesn’t care about so many things.
In a flash, he landed next to Xiaobao, grabbed the boy's chopsticks, and went to eat the meat.
"Well, it's really unpalatable. Yin Dong, hurry up and catch fish for your son to eat. This meat is really unpalatable, so I gave it to my ancestor to eat."
Xiaobao: "..." Can the ancestor be so shameless and snatch the baby's bamboo shoots and stir-fry meat?
Yin Dong almost burst out laughing when he saw his son's angry look, and even deliberately agreed, "Okay, if Xiaobao doesn't like eating fried meat with bamboo shoots, then he won't eat it and I'll go catch fish."
"The baby wants to eat meat!"
Xiaobao was so anxious that he stretched out his little paws and hugged the vegetable basin with fried bamboo shoots and meat, and angrily complained: "Bad ancestor, steal the baby's meat!"
Everyone laughed, laughter
Traveling far across the river, many fish jumped out of the river in the distance, and there were roars of beasts in the jungles on both sides.
Before the laughter stopped, Xiaobao shouted: "Stupid silver carp, throw the bad ancestor into the river!"
Chapter completed!