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Chapter 837: Kill Matt, cheat the handsome guy with food and drink



Back on track again, Luo was surprised to find that a Shamate barber shop had opened opposite Dabao J Hair Salon.

Happy opening, congratulations!

That colorful and exaggerated hairstyle brought Luo back to the past.

′_>`Cool.

Under the gazes of Wu Liuqi and Ji Dabao Chixiang, Tilapia, who had known each other for a long time and had never asked for a haircut, put his hands in his pockets and walked into Shamate with arrogant steps.

"Ah Qi, I think you and Tilapia must have a grudge." Ji Dabao took a deep breath and said in a determined tone.

"Maybe.

After all, when he was selling seafood, I was selling offal next to him."

Wu Liuqi's three locks of hair stood up on top of his head, and his eyes shone with wisdom, as if he had found the reason why Tilapia didn't want a haircut.

When Tilapia entered Shamat, what he saw was a middle-aged man with messy long hair, a loose and short vest, and a stubble.

It is said that he was the first customer to open the business, and all services were washed, cut, blow-dried and styled for free.

Even if he didn't know the plot, just relying on his perception, Luo knew that being a sharp middle-aged man was not simple.

Through the barber shop mirror, the two looked at each other, and Tilapia smiled meaningfully at the middle-aged man.

"There is no place to be found after wearing iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get there."

Luan Minghua, the leader of the largest gang in Xuanwu Kingdom, the plot never showed how strong he is.

All I know is that the opponent caught the blow from King Stan's prince in the sure-kill mode with his bare hands, and easily pinched the prince in combat mode with one hand, making the opponent unable to open his arms.

What’s more, this guy dug a thousand kilometers of tunnel with his bare hands because he was tired from work and because no one gave him a haircut.

The Qi is even more amazingly strong. It can transport Wu Liuqi and Ji Dabao to the Xuanwu Kingdom across thousands of kilometers, and it can also suck people from the Xuanwu Kingdom back to the Super Power Country through tunnels.

"Sir, what kind of hairstyle do you want to have?"

When Tilapia sat down, the boss of the Kill Matt trio, who had the most rigorous style of painting and whose hair style was often ruined, asked.

"this......."

Tilapia looked around for a while and found the hairstyle she wanted.

It's a bit similar to Super Saiyan III. With his strong muscles and a martial arts uniform, he can completely cosplay a Saiyan.

"Sir, you have such good taste. This is the most fashionable hairstyle this year." After glancing at the picture pointed by the guest, Shamat complimented and cursed in his heart, "Mountain Pao."

A single golden color cannot reflect my color art at all.”

Because the tilapia chooses a relatively simple color, its speed is faster than that of the sharp middle-aged brother Ming Minghua who entered the door first.

The opponent's golden lion hairstyle is still being colored, and he has successfully transformed into a Super Saiyan.

"Too handsome, but he can't compare to the ugly form of Super Saiyan 3."

He raised his hand and touched his hair, which was like steel needles because of the gel, and Tilapia sighed.

It was my first time to cosplay, but I failed to imitate him because he was too handsome, and my confidence suffered a huge blow.

Ma Liu paid, looked up at the sudden extra chandelier in the barber shop, and the three hairs on the chandelier, put his hands in his pockets, and left casually.

"If you open the right store with the protagonist, I'm afraid you don't know how to write the word "death".

After leaving Shamate, Tilapia looked at Dabao J's hair salon opposite.

Wu Liuqi ran to kill Matt and cause trouble, and Ji Dabao who was squatting at the door also escaped.

"Wow!!! Such a trendy hairstyle, I want to try it too."

The business was successfully opened, and a group of customers gathered at the door.

The most promising fish to test the waters has not yet come out, so tilapia has naturally become the best target for people to measure the quality of fish.

With his exaggerated height, resolute yet handsome face, skin that is whiter and tenderer than that of a woman, and streamlined muscles, he is a proper super male model.

For Tilapia, it’s not his hairstyle that makes him perfect, it’s his hairstyle that makes him perfect.

Put your hands in your pockets, change your look, and pair it with a casual shirt to become a true trendsetter.

Just like a certain treasure's seller's show and buyer's show, Tilapia, as long as the size is right, any clothes can become a seller's show for him.

If you go for kimchi, it’s a long-legged oppa.

No money is required, as long as you stand in front of the school, put your hands in your pockets, or light up a cigarette in depression, countless girls will take the initiative to strike up a conversation.

for example......

"Handsome, do you have time? Let's have a cup of coffee."

"Handsome guy, I heard that the beach has almost recovered. Do you want to play volleyball together?"

"Handsome guy, I recently bought a set of underwear. Can you help me see if it fits me?"

"Go away, you weigh more than 200 pounds, and your underwear is so tight on your body. How can you say it doesn't fit?"

Just as I was feeling the melancholy temperament of the handsome guy at close range, the sudden appearance of the fat girl directly angered a group of people and started the personal attack mode.

Tilapia took out the cigarette and held it gracefully. While a group of girls screamed, he raised his hand and lit it with the flame jumping from his fingertips.

"Ahhhhhhh!!! So handsome.

He's so handsome even when he's just lighting up a cigarette, I can't stand it anymore." One action set off the whole crowd again.

"I really want to kill him." The onlookers vomited, were jealous, and were disgusted by someone's slut.

"I heard that the hair salon across the street accepts assassination missions. How about we join forces and ask assassins to take action?" Someone suggested, pointing to Dabao J's hair salon.

"I'll pay ten yuan."

"I'll pay five yuan."

"..."

Someone suggested it, and there was an immediate response, and countless people donated generously.

Wu Liuqi was very successful as an assassin, and countless people on the island knew about it, but they never rejected him.

Without him, he would help the target fulfill his wish in every mission. Who wouldn't love such a good assassin?

Tilapia was speechless. He always felt that being an assassin was as good as Wu Liuqi, and he was considered a winner in life.

Other assassins are feared by everyone, but he is loved by everyone and no one.

"handsome guy."

The sweet sound in his ears interrupted his thoughts, and Tilapia's attention returned to the beautiful women surrounding him.

Under the expectant gaze of everyone, he finally left with the two girls who invited him for coffee.

"Vixen, how long are your legs?"

"That's right, the cow is much bigger than you. The handsome guy is so superficial."

"It's shameless to take the initiative to deliver goods to your door."

Worried not by scarcity but by inequality, the two girls managed to get a date with a handsome man and didn't care at all about the howling of a defeated dog.

Some people are happy, others are sad, the date fails, and the girl starts the personal attack mode again.

Mr. Luo is very picky. Although one of the two girls has long legs and the other is very tall, they only drink coffee when they say they want to drink coffee.

Behind him, the glass door of the Shamate Hair Salon exploded, Wu Liuqi was being chased with a meat bomb tank, and Luo was happily drinking coffee and eating snacks with his girl.

Coming.

"Ah! I left my wallet on Shamate."

"It doesn't matter, I'll invite you as promised, handsome man, don't be polite."

"That's right, I promised to treat you, how can I make you pay for it, handsome man?"

"I please."

"I please."

"I please."

"I please."

The two of them fought against the bull and rushed to pay the bill, while the tilapia took advantage of the gap and ran away.

The legs are long, the mountain is high, it is useless, the overall quality is not up to standard, and it cannot be swallowed.

A happy day officially started when the girl bought me coffee.

As for the girl who paid the bill and came back to find the handsome guy running away, that's another sad story.

"Scum, you don't deserve to live."

Director Jiang witnessed the whole process, staring at Tilapia's back with hatred and subconsciously swearing at him.

As a former candidate for the leadership of Tianlian Sect, Jiang Huilian's cultivation is not very good.

However, no matter how well-trained you are, you will still have to break your guard when encountering a scum like Luo.

During the time they had known each other, she had witnessed so many scumbag behaviors from Mr. Luo that it was almost too numerous to describe.

So what if he's handsome? So what if he's rich? As the director of the Small Island Purification Association, these are not reasons for tilapia waste.

Seeing someone waving goodbye with his back turned, Director Jiang felt so angry that his tooth ached.

In the entire island, this is the only scumbag who is not afraid of himself.
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