Chapter 826 Decentralization
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"Help!!!"
As a tourist attraction, the beach on Xiaoji Island is extremely noisy every day due to the flow of people.
However, Xiaoji Island is particularly noisy today.
Wu Liuqi screamed and ran around, while Bai Yuekui sat on the recliner. Every time the Tang sword was swung, a micro-cut hit the unlucky child's butt accurately.
Even after running hundreds of meters, the thumb-thick vacuum chop can always cross the space and hit the target accurately.
Soon, the white hooded sweatshirt of our chief assassin Qi was dyed blood red.
The amount of bleeding was not large, but it looked exaggerated. Bai Yuekui did not intend to kill anyone.
Even if you don't care, or even think the other person is quite interesting, the cheap boss is around, and you must show your attitude.
She is not afraid of tilapia, but in her heart, no one in the entire maid group dares to really touch each other's bottom line.
As for the bottom line, everything belongs to the owner and must not be touched by other members of the opposite sex.
Tilapia is also lifeless. With Wu Liuqi acting like this, can he really dig into his own corner?
The reason why I didn't stop it was just to watch the excitement.
Ji Dabao wanted to help at first, but as he watched, he could see that the white-haired girl was not serious.
It looked like Ah Qi's back was covered in blood, but in reality it was only a scratch on the skin, and there was no real damage at all.
With his physique, he can recover in a short time.
"Beautiful girl, please forgive me, I don't dare to do it again!!!" The old man's voice was loud.
Habitually seeing beautiful women with bad mouths, Wu Liuqi finally understood what it means to have trouble come from the mouth.
The girl with big pigtails was already very troublesome a few days ago, but I didn't expect that the girl around Tilapia would be even more troublesome than the girl with pigtails.
One stab, the injury is not serious, but it hurts.
The screams continued for a long time, until Tilapia had seen enough and secretly waved his hand to Bai Yuekui, who then put down the Tang Dao.
Originally, countless people wanted to come and strike up a conversation, but they were wary of the big guy lying next to the pretty girl.
After seeing the consequences of Wu Liuqi's approach, he decisively gave up.
Beautiful women are precious, but life is even more expensive. If you can't beat her, forget it.
You don't even need a big man to do it, the pretty girl can't bear it on her own.
Linda covered her mouth, shrugged her shoulders, and almost failed several times.
After one person and one rooster left, I couldn't help but sit in the arms of the tilapia and giggle non-stop.
"Interesting, really interesting. I have never seen such a funny protagonist."
The pink back rubbed against her chest, Tilapia felt that the laughter was just incidental, Linda's real purpose was to do cupping.
The back is so beautiful, it would be a shame not to do cupping.
He was injured just now, but in just a few minutes, Wu Liuqi and Ji Dabao were squatting somewhere on the beach selling coconuts.
The person who was assassinated today was a rich man, and the two of them came in advance to ambush him.
Encountering tilapia was purely an accident.
The scar was healed and the pain was forgotten, and the injury on his back was healed. Wu Liuqi successfully struck up a conversation with the girl and planned to put sunscreen on her.
Tilapia looked at Linda in his arms. With a tacit understanding, Linda withdrew her attention and looked up at him.
Their eyes met, Linda's face turned red, she raised her chest and raised her head, "Master, I want to paint the front."
Although Tilapia was moved, considering that there were many people on the beach, she could only endure her feelings and refuse.
I'll give you an essential oil massage and sunscreen at night. Forget it, we have unlimited power and won't be afraid of the sun.
Bai Yuekui: "...Paint the front?
Linda, you are seeking your own death and don't involve me. I have been a vegetarian recently and don't want to eat meat."
Just as he was thinking about it... Bai Yuekui almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Disguised as a coconut, Wu Liuqi was picked from the tree and injured again.
"The transformation tools are good, but the person is a bit unlucky." Bai Yuekui silently expressed sympathy in his heart.
To be honest, although the Wu Liuqi mission often failed, there were a few times where the tactics were really good, except for the drowning fish of course.
You can only blame others for your bad luck, and all kinds of accidents always happen in every plan.
I pretended to be a suckling pig and was poked with chopsticks, I pretended to be a dog and almost got eaten, I pretended to be a cardboard box and bumped into an old lady picking up scraps, I pretended to be a coconut and bumped into a coconut picker.
Just now, I was just being fucked by someone, disguised as a toy little yellow duck, and I met a weird bodyguard like He Dachun.
I can only say that big things happen with luck. In terms of details, maybe luck is accumulated by oneself, and all of them come together to explode. I usually have little luck.
"Hey, hey, hey, laugh if you want, don't hold it back.
Besides, if you can't help it, why don't you bite yourself." Feeling the stinging pain in his chest, Tilapia patted Linda's buttocks with a dark face.
The little girl was biting a piece of her own flesh with her teeth. Although she was not hurt, she still felt it.
Sister Linda pouted and used a little more force before opening her mouth.
Compared to others, maybe it was because he had been favored since he was a child, but it was relatively easy for Linda to get along with him.
Just like Hongyao, Xiaowu, and the former Queen Lolita Linda.
Wu Liuqi, a crotch-pulling assassin, meets He Dachun, a loyal bodyguard from Zangzi, and the two engage in a Hollywood-style duel.
"People say that I practice hard qigong and have Hollywood-style duels. You punch me and I punch you. I'm afraid that person is really stupid..." Linda knew that her laughter point was low, but she never thought that she would laugh.
One day I had a stomachache.
She was completely convinced by Wu Liuqi and said nothing.
"A body protector with true energy and an indestructible boy body, the two of them had a good fight." Seeing this, Luo breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that the plot was stable.
He patted Linda and called Bai Yuokui to leave.
On the way back, Bai Yuekui tried hard not to laugh. Linda fell on the passenger side and released all the laughter she had just held back at once.
"Giggle!!! That...that..." he patted the seat and rolled with laughter: "I pretended to be a little yellow duck and sneaked in and was ravaged by the bodyguards. I was finally let go and was swallowed by a fish.
After all the hard work to get close to the enemy, he was discovered by the bodyguards. He wanted to make a sneak attack, but the scissors flew halfway and were swallowed by a fish. As an assassin, he actually signed up by himself, with detailed information... cluck... the funniest...
The funniest thing... He clearly said that he majored in hard qigong, but he still... chuckled...!!!" I couldn't say any more, and almost burst into tears.
"It's a funny world!" Tilapia smiled and shrugged, then joked: "I thought you had laughed enough just now, what's going on now?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "It's so funny! Just the memory makes people laugh." Wiping the tears from laughter, Linda recalled Wu Liuqi's
During the mission trip, my body was shaking again.
Tilapia...
"It's quite funny, but you're exaggerating."
"That's not an exaggeration!" Linda curled her lips, feeling that the host had no sense of humor.
Bai Yuekui, who was sitting in the passenger seat, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth when he heard Linda talk and recalled Wu Liuqi's mission trip.
Indeed, she has never seen such an unlucky person in real life.
The master and servant were talking and laughing, looking in a certain direction at the same time.
There...a certain figure flashed past, his movements were agile and his speed was very fast.
"Little Chicken Island is indeed the trumpet hang-up point you mentioned. There are so many hidden masters." Linda looked away and couldn't help but sigh.
Although there was no threat to him, that person was much faster than ordinary people.
"It's just the heroine, don't make a fuss." Tilapia shook his head nonchalantly and got down to business: "The Prince of Stan will be coming in a few days. I will watch the fun then, and you two can just take a look at this book.
The world’s top technology.”
"Understood." The joking expression stopped, and when they got down to business, their expressions became serious.
Bai Yuekui turned his head and asked, "Boss, how will we collect Stan's scientific and technological information?
Overtly occupying the country, sneaking in to download, or bloody plunder?”
The iron-blooded one last time didn't feel like anything, but this time it was a human being. She was afraid that her boss would turn into a robber again after getting the benefit from last time.
Compared to bloody plunder or occupying the country, she would rather the boss transform into a thief, sneak in secretly, and run away after getting something.
It has nothing to do with the Holy Mother or not, I just don’t want to see so many people die because of a little technology.
Everyone is not in the same world, and taking Stan's technology will not threaten them. There is no need to fight for life or death.
Tilapia was silent, then patted Bai Yuekui's shoulder with his hand on the stall, and said solemnly: "Leave the affairs of Stan to you and Linda. I only care about the results, not the process.
As for how you two will deal with it..." He shrugged and spat out the word "It's up to you."
Bai Yuekui felt relieved, Linda pouted indifferently, kicked off her high heels out of boredom, huddled in the back row, and murmured: "I will follow Sister Yuekui's orders, and I will do whatever you say.
But..." As if she thought of something, Linda looked at the tilapia and said: "Master, if there are scientific research talents, I will catch a few." As if she was afraid that the tilapia would not agree, the little girl added: "Don't worry.
We will never forget our maid standards and guarantee your satisfaction.
Qirui and Wanyi are still too early to start training, and it’s just me and Sister Yuekui in the laboratory. Even if your clones are here, they are still too busy, and there is not enough time to practice."
"It's up to you." Tilapia nodded and said nonchalantly: "I'll leave the scientific research to you and Yuekui. As long as you two are here, I don't have to worry about it." Smiling at the rearview mirror, Tilapia said softly: "
From now on, you don’t need to ask for special instructions for this kind of thing, you can just make the decision yourself.”
Chapter completed!