Chapter 1834 Stupid college students
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Nanbu Kai University, Zhang Chulan has been in a state of distraught ever since she learned that her grandfather's tomb was robbed, and she encountered a living corpse and a crazy woman.
Until an exchange student from Taiwan appeared and completely proved the suspicion.
He knew that his peaceful life was probably gone.
The golden light spell is used against the kitchen knife, and the kitchen knife is completely victorious.
The golden light was chopped into pieces. Along with the broken golden light was a suit of clothes worth less than two hundred yuan and a certain face's confidence in the golden light.
“Crack, click, click!!!”
The sudden sound of a shutter interrupted the negotiation between master and servant.
Feng Baobao opened his clear and stupid eyes as usual.
Zhang Chulan's face was livid, and she glared fiercely at the big man who was brazenly taking photos of himself one meter away.
"Who are you?" Blinking his big eyes, Feng Baobao grabbed the kitchen knife and asked in confusion.
...Zhang Chulan.
"I was taken an artistic photo, and this is your reaction?"
There were 10,000 mmp words in his heart, but on his face, Zhang Chulan blocked Gonggong Sha with his hands.
"Brother, look at it, it's not fair to take photos."
"It's okay, I'm the xx headline capture reporter.
Taking pictures is my profession, there is no moral pressure." Putting away the professional camera phone, someone ignored Zhang Chulan's livid face, calmly took out a hundred yuan in cash from his wallet and threw it to Zhang Chulan.
"No, I'll give you a fee for providing the material. Congratulations, buddy, you will be the headline star of the next edition of xx."
Ignoring Zhang Chulan and Feng Baobao, the tall man turned and left.
As he walked, he muttered: "[Shocking! A young girl and an idiot college student in the grove of Nanbukai have to tell a story.]" It seemed that the title was not novel enough. The man shook his head and rejected it himself: "No, the title is too vulgar, and I'm afraid of its appeal.
It’s not enough, we have to, [Shocking! Nanbukai idiot college student is naked in broad daylight, is it a distortion of human nature or moral decay?]” Looking back at Feng Baobao, who looked cute, the big man shook his head again, with dissatisfaction on his face, “It still doesn’t work.
Without a heroine, it’s still not attractive enough. How about replacing it with [Why does the cute girl chase down college students with kitchen knives? Is it the distortion of human nature caused by Shou Gongsha, or is it the moral decay caused by the dysfunction of college students?]”
...Zhang Chulan.
If possible, Zhang Chulan just wants to die now. It is best to drag the sloppy woman and the big guy not far away to die together.
"Damn it, you two don't treat me as a human being, do you?" Zhang Chulan clenched the hundred yuan that the big man threw to him, gritting his teeth: "Asshole, delete the photo for me."
With a flash of white light, Zhang Chulan didn't care whether he was exposed or not, and Yang Wulei used the strongest move he currently mastered, Thunder in the Palm, in an instant.
He could be one meter away from him without him or the mad woman noticing. He didn't think that the thunder in his palm could kill the other person.
Outburst is just an attitude. Of course, it would be better to destroy the camera and ruin the artistic photos.
He has never experienced walking a bird under the moon, and now he doesn't want his artistic photos to become the headline picture of xx.
Otherwise, Nanbukai will no longer have a place for itself, and the ten-year cold window will become a joke.
No, I will become a joke as a whole.
Feng Baobao didn't move, just tilted his head and stared at the tilapia curiously.
"It's so strange, why doesn't it smell like anything?"
She judged a person based on the different smells of his breath, but she couldn't feel any breath from the big man's body, and her mind couldn't wrap her head around it for a while.
Lightning struck, and in the next second, Zhang Chulan's whole body felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
A pair of eyes were as wide as bells, and his jaw almost dropped to the ground. There was only one thought left in his mind. "Fuck, it's unscientific."
The lightning struck by the thunder in the palm of his hand approached the big man and was instantly frozen.
From the ice sculpture, you can also see the static palm thunder.
"Hey, crazy woman, can you see clearly, the lightning is frozen, the lightning is frozen by the ice." Zhang Chulan rubbed his eyes in disbelief and asked Feng Baobao for confirmation.
He thought that the other party could withstand the thunder in his palm, and even more thought that the other party could avoid it. He never thought that the thunder in his own palm could be frozen.
As the summer wind blew by, the naked Zhang Chulan couldn't help but shiver, "It's so cold."
"Click."
The lightning ice sculpture turned into fragments and dispersed into the air, and the tall figure had disappeared.
Feng Baobao didn't say anything or stop her. Her body's instinct told her that she couldn't beat the big guy and would be beaten easily.
"Zhang Chulan, let's continue talking about being my sister's slave.
Anyway, you are about to lose your reputation, become a slave to your sister, and let the fourth child settle the news headlines for you." Patting Zhang Chulan's shoulder, Feng Baobao blinked his witty and cute eyes, and said in the calmest voice that Zhang Chulan could not refuse.
condition.
...Zhang Chulan looked desperate: "Do I have any other choice?"
Feng Baobao: "Be ruined or become a slave. You can choose one of the two."
...Zhang Chulan.
"Damn it!" Zhang Chulan knew that he had no choice.
"You're cruel." He cursed through gritted teeth, and Zhang Chulan took the old Shaw Brothers yellow croaker with a fierce expression.
Although the plot has not changed much because of someone's intrusion, some things are already different from the original work.
Shaw's small yellow croaker mobile phone is of high quality, low price, strong and durable. It can be used to make phone calls, hit people in fights, and can also be used to smash walnuts for work. It is a must-have for home travel, murder and arson.
"Damn, it's the oldest model of small yellow croaker. Sister, can't you change the communication device?" Zhang Chulan couldn't help but complain while playing with the small yellow croaker that was almost the same batch as his.
Feng Baobao explained expressionlessly: "Don't make trouble.
I can’t help but struggle with the smartphones produced by Shaw Brothers, but they are still easy to use.”
Xiaohuangyu is not a mobile phone brand. In fact, Xiaohuangyu’s real name is Shaw’s second-generation mecha model.
Small, strong, and golden yellow, many people named it Shaw's Little Yellow Croaker.
Otherwise, the color and size of the mobile phone are almost the same as those of the old little yellow croaker.
It is small and easy to carry. It can be said that it was loved by people at that time and was once all the rage.
Because of Shaw's technology, many trends in flower gardening in the alien world have changed.
Just like mobile phones, at least 60% of mobile phone users nationwide use Shaw phones.
From the initial version of the first-generation phone to the current 5G phone, Shaw phones have long become a must-have for Chinese people.
It is basically impossible for foreign brands to enter the flower planting market.
Not only is national sentiment not allowed, but also the hardware facilities are not comparable at all.
Far ahead is not just four words, it is real technology.
From low-end mobile phones worth a few hundred yuan to high-end mobile phones worth tens of thousands, Shaw Brothers clearly tells everyone that technology can really change lives.
Shao Liwen's cruelty is beyond imagination.
In the two fields of medicine and electronic technology, all flower growers can now pat their chests and proudly tell the world that we are far ahead.
When Feng Baobao walked away, another voice came. Zhang Chulan grabbed a hundred yuan and a small yellow croaker and jumped to a tree trunk in the grove.
The anger and displeasure on his face disappeared, replaced by a face that was inconsistent with his age and full of calculations.
"The big guy still needs to slowly investigate, this sloppy woman, she doesn't seem to have any ill intentions." Ignoring the young couple having sex not far away, Zhang Chulan silently analyzed what happened in the past few days.
"Grandpa's corpse, living corpse, sloppy woman, big man, who are they and why do they appear in my life?
Also, when I was a child, I always moved around and was not allowed to show my kung fu in front of outsiders. Could it be that grandpa, like the characters in the novel, had some powerful feud and had to remain anonymous?"
Zhang Chulan is well-known for being an old yinbi, with dozens of evil intentions all over his body.
Whoever treats him as an idiot college student is the biggest idiot in the world.
Chapter completed!