Chapter 1196 On the mountain, below the mountain
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The three guards were like wild beasts, not only with their eyes, but also with their noses sniffing the air from time to time.
Maybe the zombie really had some special talent, so he quickly followed the smell to the home of Taoist Priest Four Eyes.
In addition, Wu Guanshi mutated, and after some dealings, the others were fine. In order to protect Qingqing and the little brother, Jia Le suffered a lot of scars.
Fortunately, Four Eyes and Ikkyu returned in time and dealt with several half-human, half-corpse monsters.
Master Yixiu took his little brother to deal with the corpse poison. Taoist priest Shimu said something fierce, but he immediately pulled his apprentice to deal with it.
He was scratched in many places on his body. If he doesn't take care of it, Jia Le will turn into a half corpse sooner than his little brother.
Soak the glutinous rice in water, grind it into glutinous rice slurry, mix it with bath water, add cauliflower snake, and make a big bucket full.
"It's just a small lump, and it looks like a needle eye." Seeing that Gao Yue and Huang Shanshan were ignorant and didn't know what they could see and what they couldn't see, Tilapia cut off the mist decisively.
Compared with Xie Yu, even if she was pretending, Jiale still turned her head in a sensible way when she took off her clothes.
"Compared to you, everyone is nothing, I understand." Gao Yue was still blushing, but the old gangster Huang Shanshan had already begun to tease the cheap master.
There is no way... She has a strong learning ability. When she was helping to make a movie, the girl had seen Sister Beta and Sister Bonnie teasing her master too many times. She had to imitate each other, otherwise she would not be the female hooligan her master said she was.
In the words of Sister Bonnie: “Go for it if you have the chance, and go for it even if you don’t have the chance to create opportunities.
reserved?
Pooh!
The male-to-female ratio is nearly one to fifteen thousand. No matter how reserved you are, you can’t keep up with the heat even if you eat shit.”
Even though she had successfully risen to the top before, Huang Shanshan still felt that what Sister Bonnie said was correct.
The words are rough and the reasoning is not rough. More than 10,000 people are milling around one person, but it doesn't matter if you have quick hands or slow hands.
At that time, Sister Shanshan was still complacent, thinking that she was the first among the newcomers to try something new.
I just found out a few days ago that I am actually second.
First, Gao Yue, who pretends to be innocent, is the real werewolf.
"Master, please cut off the live broadcast now. Aren't you afraid of missing the melon?" As a person who has experienced tilapia, Gao Yue reminded her cautiously.
"Idiot, the master's range of perception exceeds the entire solar system.
There is only a little distance between the mountains and the mountains. Please use your brain next time when you speak." Her little hands were running around on the cheap master. After hearing this, Huang Shanshan rolled her eyes at Gao Yue disdainfully and said: "It's easy to eat carrots and don't worry about it, in front of the master.
, it’s remarkable to you.”
"You..." Gao Yue's cheeks turned red after being slapped, and she glared at Huang Shanshan.
A good partner, they fall out whenever they want, and they are caught off guard as always.
...Tilapia
Xie Yu chuckled and watched the two playing with each other with great interest.
As the two newcomers quarreled, Tilapia simply raised his legs and put his feet on the coffee table, holding each other with his arms.
Seeing this, Xie Yu's smile faded, she picked up the teapot and walked to the kitchen.
Soon, he came back with re-brewed tea.
After waiting for a long time, after Jia Le soaked in the glutinous rice water and Qing Qing applied the snake medicine, the perceived royal zombie finally appeared in the bamboo forest in the backyard of Master Yixiu.
With a wave of his hand, the water mist reappeared, and a new projection appeared in the living room.
Feeling the arms holding them loosen, Gao Yue and Huang Shanshan, who were bickering, sighed in their hearts at the same time.
"As far as the master is concerned, I am not as good as watching the fun."
Qingqing took care of the injured little brother, while the other looked at the eight or nine-year-old child, leaning against the window and taking a nap.
The movement in the bamboo forest immediately woke the little girl up.
Subconsciously, she turned her head and looked out the window. The bamboo shadows were swaying, but there was nothing there. Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief and closed her eyes again to fall asleep.
Before the little girl fell asleep, there was movement in the bamboo forest again, louder than last time.
Qingqing turned around and looked again. She was searching carefully when suddenly, a terrifying livid face split the bamboo.
Qing Dynasty official uniform, with protruding canine teeth and long and sharp nails, a typical zombie image in Hong Kong movies.
Compared to a few half-humans and half-corpses, royal zombies are countless times scarier.
The cry for help pierced the eardrum echoed through the night. Out of instinct, the girl grabbed her little brother and quickly jumped out of bed.
Master Ikkyu was cleaning up several corpses outside the hospital. Taoist priest Simu next door had a solemn expression and ran to save people immediately.
Whether they are bickering or playing tricks, both of them are essentially good people.
As soon as I got close, I ran back to the house and saw the zombie smashing through the window and trampling on the bed.
"Qingqing, take people to hide next door. Leave this place to me." He protected his apprentice and little brother and left. Seeing the zombie jumping towards him, Master Yixiu quickly turned around and opened the cabinet and took out a fishing net.
With a strong flick, the fishing net covered the zombie, and Master Ikkyu quickly tightened it.
The fishing net carrying Buddhist magic power enveloped the zombie. As Master Ikkyu tightened it, the zombie's body surface suddenly crackled, making the sound of fried beans popping.
The zombies howled in pain and quickly adapted to the fishing net's magic.
With a slight exertion of force from the copper skin and iron bones, the fishing net was immediately torn to pieces, and he quickly rushed towards Master Ikkyu.
Fighting zombies, using strength to defend, Ikkyu is completely at a disadvantage.
Fortunately, the zombie's instinct is to suck blood, so he caught Ikkyu and bit him immediately.
Seeing this, Ikkyu quickly raised his hand to lift the zombie's chin and struggled desperately.
At the critical moment, Taoist Priest Four Eyes arrived and put the corpse-suppressing charm on the zombie's forehead.
The zombies stayed still. Master Ikkyu broke free from the restraints and breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing that his old rival was defeated, he said proudly, "Fortunately, I have the talisman."
Before the pride on his face could restrain itself, and before Ikkyu could reply, the yellow talisman attached to the zombie's forehead suddenly exploded with the light of fire.
Seeing this, his eyes reacted very quickly, and the two remaining yellow talismans in his hand were placed on the zombie's forehead at the same time.
Recalling the plot in my mind, the tilapia eating melon seeds quickly looked weird.
"It seems, maybe, probably, except for the time, the fighting plot has changed again.
Simu, where is your sword? I remember that you arrived a little early, and you used the sword to fight the zombies twice. Only after the sword broke did you switch to using the talisman.
Did I remember it wrong, or has the plot really changed?" With his mind spinning, Tilapia sent a message to Xie Yu.
"You go and wait at the foot of the mountain until I notify you to bring the zombies back."
"As commanded."
Looking at Xie Yu who suddenly stood up, quickly put on his coat and went out, Gao Yue and Huang Shanshan were confused.
With their current strength, they are not yet exposed to the field of mental power application.
The owner kept eating melon seeds without moving his mouth. Naturally, he didn't know what Xie Yu was going to do.
Fortunately, the two of them were smart. From the words "obey orders", they guessed that the master might have used some special method to give Xie Yu some orders.
During the short period of tilapia's mental transmission, the two yellow talismans attached to the zombie's forehead exploded again.
"It has become a spirit and is difficult to deal with." The first yellow talisman failed, and you could tell with just a glance that the zombie in front of you was different.
He didn't have much confidence in the remaining two yellow talismans.
"Look at me..." The yellow talisman exploded again, and Master Ikkyu took off the prayer beads, hitting the chest of a zombie like a whip.
The mana comes into contact with the corpse energy, causing explosions one after another, causing the zombies to scream in agony.
However, facing the mutated zombies with copper skin and iron bones, a string of prayer beads fell to the ground in just a few clicks and had no effect anymore.
"It's over, there's nothing left." They stepped back to their sides and saw that each other's hands were empty, so the two of them chose to fight hand to hand at the same time.
Considering the zombie's copper skin and iron bones, Four Eyes reminded: "Hit both of his eyes."
One on the left and one on the right, they each raised their zombie arms. Before they could exert any force, they noticed a huge force coming from the raised arms.
The zombie swung hard and the two of them were thrown away at the same time.
His eyes hit the pillar hard, and Master Ikkyu was thrown out of the room.
One corpse and two people are fighting each other with fists and kicks, and the eyes of the theatergoers are getting brighter and brighter.
The boxing and kicking skills are almost interesting, and the punches can't stand up to the flesh, and the occasional jokes make it particularly attractive.
People working hard at the bottom of the mountain are watching it as a movie, so their mentality is naturally different.
Gao Yue and Huang Shanshan would often recite their dialogues or perform funny behaviors, making them laugh out loud.
Zombies?
It doesn't threaten you, so you don't have to worry.
Chapter completed!