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Chapter 597 Calabash Village (please vote for me)(2/3)

Wait, this is not the figure of the house, this is the figure of the girl.

Two women walked along the path, smiling and looking at the star opposite.

The star is slowly waking up from his semi-dream state. Aren't all the theaters closed? Even the road is blocked. Where did these two beauties come from?

The figures of these two beauties seem to be from Hulu Village!

The star woke up completely and quickly called out: "Bureau Li, Bureau Li————"

As soon as he shouted twice, a gust of cold wind blew past his face, and the path, farmland and beautiful girl he saw just now were gone.

Hallucination?

Dreaming?

It's probably because I've been too exhausted these past two days.

The star rubbed his eyes, sat back in his chair, and continued to monitor the cinema.

Do you need to report the situation just now to Director Li?

Such a real scene, it doesn’t feel like a dream.

The star turned on the intercom: "Bureau Li, I seem to have discovered something abnormal just now——Bureau Li, did you hear it?"

"My surname is Li, and my name is Bureau Li. The person just now is my friend." On the village road, Li Banfeng and two women were explaining their origins.

These two women, one is named Ayun and the other is named Ayi.

They all maintain the common characteristics of the beauties in Hulucun Village: they have big waists and even bigger waists, but their waists are very slim.

Ayun's cheeks were plump and fair. She pinched her waist and asked, "Who are you? Why did you come to our village?"

Li Banfeng said: "You are standing at the door, aren't you just inviting others into the village?"

Ayi's cheeks were a little thin, and she pinched her waist: "We are looking for people who really need to enter the village, and we are not looking for you."

Li Banfeng said sincerely: "I really need to enter the village!"

Ayun snorted: "That's nonsense, the village chief didn't even say he wanted to find you!"

Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "That's because the village chief didn't say it clearly. He hinted that you should come to me. I am the person who needs to enter the village the most."

Ayi didn't believe it: "Do you have any evidence?"

Li Banfeng nodded and said: "If you have evidence, you don't need to invite me. I came in by myself. Doesn't this prove that I need to enter the village?"

Ayun and Ayi looked at Li Banfeng very hostilely, and the two of them got together and discussed seriously for a few minutes.

Li Banfeng listened carefully to their discussion with a string earring. The two girls discussed the overall situation of the village, the village chief's vision and future development, and finally came to a conclusion:

"You have to bring someone back anyway, let's just him."

The three of them walked to the village together. It was already winter. The rice fields were green and the crops were growing well. There must be means of farming and cultivation here.

A young man emerged from the cornfield. He had dark skin, a slender body, and the lines of his muscles were like sculptures, well-proportioned and strong, with beautiful edges and corners.

The young man threw two corn plants at the two girls: "Try it, it ripened half a month early, it's so sweet, hahaha!"

The two girls tore open the corn husks with their mouths, gnawed on the raw corn cobs.

After nibbling, the two of them smiled at the young man and said, "It's sweet! It's really sweet, hahaha!"

After saying that, the two of them finished both the raw corn cobs and asked for two more from the young man.

Li Banfeng looked at the three of them, frowned and asked, "Why are you so crazy?"

Ayun looked at Li Banfeng and said, "Do you think we are crazy? Didn't you come here yourself?"

"I'm not here because I'm crazy!"

"No one said you were crazy, I just asked you to eat some corn." Ayi peeled off the corn husks and placed it in front of Li Banfeng.

Raw corn?

If you're really hungry, it doesn't mean you can't eat.

"But I'm not hungry now!"

Ah Yun smiled and said: "Who asked you if you are hungry? I just asked you if it is sweet or not?"

Li Banfeng shook his head: "I don't like eating corn."

Ayi asked: "Do you eat wheat?"

"I won't even eat wheat."

"Then what do you usually eat?"

Li Banfeng said with a gloomy expression: "I'm not a vegetarian anyway.'

Ayi shouted to the man on the roadside: "Amu, have you caught a fish? Give us one! I have a new guy here, and he is not a vegetarian."

The lively fresh fish was placed in front of him. Li Banfeng blinked and said, "I won't eat any fish either."

"You are so picky," Ah Yun shouted, "Brother Aaron, how many snails have you caught?"

"There must be a basket."

Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "Snails cannot be eaten raw because they contain parasites——"

"Uncle Agen, how many earthworms did you catch today?"

"There must be a basin."

Li Banfeng picked up the corn cob and took a bite: "It's really sweet."

After walking more than a hundred meters, Ayun asked Ayi: "Have you brought the deed?"

Ayi shook his head and said, "I didn't bring it. We agreed today that you will bring the deed."

Ayun pursed her lips: "I forgot about it too."

Ayi complained: "How can we do it without a deed? The village chief doesn't have a deed at home either."

Ayun thought for a while and said: "My home is close to here, so go to my home to get it."

The three of them walked into the village and entered a farmyard with a mushroom-shaped house in the yard.

To say that this house is in the shape of a mushroom is not because the roof is relatively large, but because the first floor of the house is a mushroom pole. When you open the door, there are only stairs and nothing else.

The second floor is a mushroom head with a living room, a kitchen, and two bedrooms.

Let’s not talk about whether this building is stable or not. First of all, the problem of the second floor is something that Li Banfeng cannot understand:

"Why do you want to design a second floor?"

Ayun said: "Where would I sleep without the second floor?"

"Can't you just go to the first floor?"

"There's such a big place on the first floor, how can I sleep there?"

"You know the place is small, why do you still keep this first floor?"

Ayun said: "How can there be stairs without leaving the first floor? How can I go up to the second floor without stairs?"

Li Banfeng thought for a long time, and he almost accepted Ayun's logic.

But he finally understood the matter: "You don't need to build a building, just build a bungalow."

Ayun shook her head and said, "That won't work. If you live high up, you can see far. If you live close to the ground, you will be a person without vision at first glance."

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "What does this have to do with vision? What if we live in the basement?"

Ayun said seriously: "Our village chief's wife lives underground and has dug twenty-six floors underground.

The village chief's wife said that living underground is the most practical, and we all laughed at her for not having a vision. She is like a toad at the bottom of a well, and she doesn't know how big the world is."

Li Banfeng laughed and said, "You have the ability to live on the 20th floor above the ground. That's why you look so far-sighted."

Ayun pointed to the distance and said: "Our village chief lives on the twenty-sixth floor above ground. The village chief is the most visionary person in our village!"

Li Banfeng calculated the distance between the two: "How often do they meet?"

Ayun knows the situation here: "We usually meet twice a month, and the village chief goes there on the first day of every month. After each visit, he says that the foundation of his cultivation is more solid."

Ayi rushed to say: "On the fifteenth day of every month, the village chief's wife goes up. Every time she goes up, she is very happy and keeps saying that it opens her eyes!"

Li Banfeng clasped his hands and squatted on the ground: "I want to go home, I'm leaving now."

Ayi was surprised: "Didn't you say you were willing to come? Why did you regret it so quickly?"

Li Banfeng sighed and said, "Who hasn't been impulsive when they were young?"

Ayun shook her head and said, "You can't leave now, you haven't met the village chief yet!"

Li Banfeng raised his head and asked, "Can we leave after meeting the village chief?"

Ayi shook his head and said, "No way."

"Then what should I do if I see him?"

"You meet the village chief, live in the village for a month, and then you can leave."

To be honest, if Li Banfeng really wanted to leave, Ayi and Ayun would definitely not be able to stop him. It was hard to say whether anyone in the village could stop him.

He knew that the words of these two women were a bit exaggerated. They would not have such a weird village chief, let alone such a weird wife.

But he still wanted to see what kind of existence this village chief was.

Ayun and Ayi took the deed and took Li Banfeng to the center of the village. Halfway through, Li Banfeng saw a man pulling a cart of dirt towards the river.
To be continued...
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