Chapter 0826 Cuiping Mountain, Nezha Temple!(1/3)
It is said that there are such records in the Shanhai Jing:
There are beasts living on the top of the clouds, and thunder are rushing like lightning...
Although the ancient cloud-treading beast is very famous, it is not only born with supreme divine power, it can run wildly on the clouds, and its speed is faster than lightning, but it can also soar in the nine heavens with its talent of "treading the clouds" and shuttle between the sea of clouds... At the same time, its skin has ancient talismans since its birth, and it is born to be raised in the earth. Not only is it difficult to hurt swords, but it also cannot enter lightning and does not invade external evil! Even the attack power of the four corners on its head is even more terrifying. According to rumors, someone has seen their attack, which can almost knock over a huge mountain at once?
But no matter what, now its cloud-stepping beast is still dead, dead on the fist of an evil foodie little girl. When it charged angrily to hit the enemy that angered it with its horns, it was punched on the cover of the sky and killed it on the spot!
Then, it was opened and bleeded by a more evil robot called "Xiaobai", and sliced it with blood, and made the best meat with the best fragrant, glutinous and soluble in the mouth into a delicious steak...
Of course, the steak is being made urgently now and has not been prepared yet.
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"Hey! Xiaobai..."
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"Are you so good? I've been so hot, I'm a little hungry..."
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Originally, little Annie was not too hungry, but after her cute little nose that was constantly erected, smelled the fragrant smell, the ever-smelling smell that could seduce the water that had never smelled, she finally couldn't help it anymore!
In short, she really wants to eat meat now, she just wants to eat meat. Only delicious food, the kind of "sizzling" that is being roasted by Xiaobai and dripping with oil can fill her empty and fragile heart!!
"Owner!"
"It's soon, there are only five minutes left at most. Please wait patiently?"
This spacecraft was originally part of his body, so Xiaobai is now using his supercomputing ability to accurately control the oven transformed by her abilities, carefully baking the semi-finished steaks wrapped in tin foil, and patiently waiting for the best time to come out.
Because, according to the recipe description in its database, it seems that only then can it have the best taste? And she just changed a few tiny probes and pierced into the steaks. After sensing their changes, she basically determined the correctness of the recipe...
Anyway, it says that in its database. If it does what it does and fine-tunes the time appropriately, it will never be wrong!
“!!”
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Suddenly, little Annie sucked the drool that was about to drip, and turned her head curiously and looked to the other side, looking in the direction of the large living room of her interstellar yacht.
"Who is it?!"
The little white robot was a little late and soon discovered the enemy!
Then, it left the kitchen directly and jumped directly to the connection between the dining room and the living room. After blocking its own little master and head of Anne, it stretched out its hand and allowed the living room to be surrounded by independent areas such as electromagnetic rifles, laser weapons, and plasma shields that changed from the walls and floors.
"Hao!!"
A little brat with two bundles of sky-storming girders, holding a fire-sharp gun in his hand, a hot wheel in his feet, a muddle-sharp silk, and a sling in the Qiankun circle in his neck, suddenly escaped from the ground and appeared in the center of the living room for nothing, and was surrounded by the individual weapons that Xiaobai changed.
"The demons and monsters from there are actually so brave that they dare to invade my little Nezha's Cuiping Mountain Dojo... Huh? How could it be a little girl fairy?!"
Since half a year ago, Nezha followed the order of his fat master Taiyi Zhenren, and repeatedly asked his mother, Mrs. Yin, to build a temple for herself in Cuiping Mountain as a palace. After enjoying the incense for half a year, he has basically regarded Cuiping Mountain as his territory and has responded to the men and women who burn incense letters!
Anyway, no matter whether it is a monster or a ghost or a child, or a child, he will respond to everything! Oh, wait... He doesn't care about the "child" thing, because he, Nezha, can't control the reincarnation matter, he just kills demons and eliminates demons, protects the peace of Chentang Pass within a radius of forty miles, and ensures good weather here, that's all.
And today, the reason why he came here was because he felt that there was an abnormal magic fluctuation in the highest peak above the clouds of Cuiping Mountain. So he came up with curiosity and indeed discovered such a strange palace... Nezha swears that when he passed by here yesterday, he had never seen this strange flat water droplet place. The other party must have come here secretly in the morning!!
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"You are a fairy, you little kid in the undead! You are so pitiful that you only have a soul left. You dare to run out and roam around. Be careful that I will throw you out later and let the sun shine you, a weird guy!!"
o('^??)o Humph!
Little Annie looked up and down a few times, saw the other party's background clearly, and knew that the other party was just a heroic spirit like the guard of the ancient kings, but she had several powerful magic props on her body to protect her, and then she curled her lips disdainfully.
Now she was waiting to eat something delicious, and she didn't want to deal with this undead creature who didn't look like a bad guy. So after seeing the other person clearly, she turned her head again, stared at the big oven in the kitchen, and signaled Xiaobai to prepare quickly.
Because, the countdown on the oven is almost zero. At the moment of food, she will not waste time with a little undead who jumped out for no reason. She just wants to try the cute "little animals" in this world as delicious as the book "Shan Hai Jing"?
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Xiaobai looked at the threatening enemy in the middle of the living room with hesitation, and then looked at his little master, Master Anne, who seemed to not intend to pay attention to the other party. After thinking about it, he finally removed the defense measures and restored the large living room to its original state. Then he silently walked to the counter in the kitchen, and took out a delicate steak made of the "Cloud Beast" from the oven without any fear of being burned, and carefully brought it to its owner.
“!!”
ψ( ̄~ ̄)ψ chew!
“So delicious…”
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The excellent experience of smelling pleasant, crisp and smooth, and leaving a scent of lips and teeth after entering the mouth made Little Annie's eyes suddenly widen!
Then, she no longer cared about the little bitch behind her who had inexplicably entered her house. She ignored the other party and threw away the super troublesome and time-wasting knife and fork. She reached out and grabbed the big piece of meat slice of the cloud-stepping beast, opened her mouth and chewed it in big mouthfuls.
"Hey! You...?!"
Sniff!
He found that the two people on the opposite side ignored him. Little Nezha was just about to be angry and show him a little awesome and force him to leave his dojo, but... after he raised his head and carefully smelled the tempting fragrance in the air that had already filled the entire living room, he was also stunned.
Then when he was using the immortal technique to escape here, he saw some of the body of the cloud-stepping beast outside that had not been processed. His eyes also suddenly became bigger, as if he had realized something.
"It smells so good..."
"Hurry, I'll give you a try too! As long as I'm happy to eat, I'll cover you in this area from now on. I'll guarantee that no one dares to bully you!!"
Seeing that the other party was not hostile, the little girl and fairy didn't seem to have the bloody karma that was offensive, and Nezha felt that the other party should not be a bad person, he quickly put away his fire spear and the hot wheel, ran forward barefoot directly, regardless of whether the other party agreed or not, jumped to the chair opposite the dining table, squatted on it, and grabbed a piece from the plate with a lot of flat and cooked beef on the table. Then, regardless of the heat, he opened his mouth and bit it in big mouth!
After taking only one bite, Nezha decided that he could allow the little fairy in front of him to temporarily live at the peak of Cuiping Mountain, his temple. However, he could not live for a long time, could not harm the people of Chentangguan within a radius of forty miles, nor could he affect him, nor could he rob his incense!!
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( ̄~ ̄) Chew!
He stared at the little boy who was squatting opposite him, who was even less ecstatic than him, and then looked at the beef on the plate on the seat. After thinking about it, Little Annie felt that it was more important to satisfy her mouth and stomach now, and she didn't need to drive away the other party for the time being.
"Hello!"
After eating for a while, it seemed that I felt that it was a bit bad for me to eat other people’s things for nothing, or I wanted to have a condom relationship with the other person and find out the other person’s bottom line?
Anyway, after eating one piece and picking up the second piece, I saw the little girl and fairy on the opposite side busy chewing the slices of meat, staring at herself with warning eyes. Nezha was a little embarrassed and started talking awkwardly:
"You must be a monster, am I right?"
"But don't give up on yourself. I was treated like a monster! In fact, there is nothing wrong with being a little monster. I am free and comfortable, and I am free and unrestrained. I don't have to look at other people's faces or be asked to do this or that. How great is it?"
Although it was a little embarrassed, after Little Nezha started eating the second slice of beef and felt that the rich spiritual power contained in it was very beneficial to his spirit body, he grabbed the third slice and persuaded him awkwardly to the little girl who stared at him with a cannibalistic look.
The other party's extreme disgust and pretended to be angry was useless to him, because he was just thick-skinned. As long as the other party didn't speak up and drove him away, he would assume that the other party had acquiesced to his behavior! After all, this was the first time he had eaten this kind of meat from the cloud-step beast.
“!!”
[Checrow](*⊙~⊙)
Little Annie was frightened by the other party's speed of eating, so after quickly swallowing the things in her mouth, she quickly reached out and grabbed another piece of meat, and then stared at the other party with anger!
"You are the monster, your whole family is a monster!!"
o(??^')o Humph!
It would be fine if you eat your own food for nothing, but you dare to call yourself a monster. If you weren't busy eating now and had no time to fight for the moment, you might have beaten the other party with one punch!!
Of course, it is also possible that such a big cloud-treading beast has a lot of meat. Don’t worry about being eaten up by the other party, or worry about not having to eat it, so I ignore it for the time being?
"You are not allowed to scold my parents, or I...I will beat you up!!"
Nezha raised his chubby little fist, which was still a three-year-old child, with some anger. When he saw that it was covered with grease, he quickly shrank back.
Because, little Nezha suddenly discovered that he had eaten other people's good things in vain now. If he had to beat others up, it might be a little bad. If his master and his mother knew about that, he would definitely be scolded, right?
"It was you who called me a monster first!!"
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Annie thought that the other party came uninvited and ate her own food. She was already very polite when she didn't beat the other party out as soon as possible, but the other party turned around and called herself a monster and fairy first. Now she still wants to turn the blame?
Anyway, she is now considering whether to punish this strange little guy, so that the undead who doesn't know how to be tall and thick, know that Queen Anne is definitely an existence that must not be irritated?
Of course, she is now eating the delicious food she has eaten for the first time and is in a very happy mood. It seems a bit difficult to be angered... But if this little undead who is ignorant of life and death dares to run to her, one punch will be considered light!
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(Tibers said that it was not interested in the quarrels like two children playing house... It is now considering whether to wait for one day when his little master was sleeping, and run out, catch a cloud-stepping beast, and then swallow it and eat it in one bite?
Because, it is better to swallow the spirit beast that contains magic and has a natural magic in one bite, so it will not be as troublesome as its little master, and it will have to be made into steak before eating! At most, it removes its head, then removes its tail, and then chews it in big mouthfuls. It will definitely taste the same chicken flavor!!)
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Little Nezha stopped and began to frown and looked up and down.
"But, isn't a blond guy like you a monster?"
To be continued...