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Chapter 0791 Little Annie’s car is starting to move!*(ˊˋ*)*

 “Wow!”

??(??﹏??,)??

"How can you do this? No, please spare me, Miss, are we never good..."

(,,???????,,)Oh!

In the office of the staff in black, a little girl's cheerful laughter suddenly rang out. Then, Agent J and Agent K who were coming back from the mission were curious, had to stop and listen to the sounds from the iron door with some curiosity.

Now, it has been several days since the Earth has returned to peace and opened up to aliens. After the aliens began to return to Earth in large quantities, all kinds of vicious security incidents related to aliens have begun to occur frequently, so that K and J have started to become busy again in the past few days. They have to travel between cities on Earth, coordinate the cooperation of the Black-clothed Branches across the Earth, and work together to fight against the alien scum who have returned to Earth.

Today, they had just dealt with a water beast smuggled from an alien in the south of the Pacific Ocean. They killed it and dealt with it completely...

Because it attacked a cruise ship and brutally attacked and ate hundreds of innocent Earthling tourists and hundreds of crew members above!

That method was cruel and bloody, and it made people look at it...

In the end, they had to characterize the ship as a ship that suffered bad weather and turned into a ship that sunk due to shipwrecks... Then, while it was announced in various news media, they opened the sea valve of the cruise ship, sank it into the Mariana Trench, and buried hundreds of innocent evil spirits on the earth.

Agent K and Agent J who just returned from the South Pacific have not heard the cute voice of a little girl that can make people forget their worries for a few days.

'no!'

‘Little guy, I won’t be fooled by you again this time! You move quickly, otherwise I will eat you!’

‘…’

'You should move quickly, or I really want to eat you!'

Just when j and k were a little curious, the voice of a woman who was also crisp and different from the little girl's kind of but seemed to sound very young, so that k and j couldn't help but look at each other in a little uncertain way.

"hateful……"

(o﹏o??)

Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!

Immediately afterwards, Agent K and Agent J, who were standing outside the door, were puzzled, heard the sound of heavy objects slapping out of the lounge...

"Hey hahaha!"

ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

"General!"

"Kill immediately!"

n(*≧▽≦*)n

"Hehe! You're fooled, I won! Get in, big cart, go smash her butt and eat her female general for me!!"

amp;lt;( ̄︶ ̄)↗[My car?? is finally about to start!]

'snort!'

A cold snorting and footsteps of shame sounded from the lounge.

Then,

Just when the two eavesdropping men looked at each other and didn't know what was going on inside, a female agent with a shy face turned red with a pretty face, and angeredly lined up her bloated chest, and suddenly pushed the door and walked out, almost hitting the arms of the agent K and the agent with a big lips standing outside the lounge, scaring her a lot.

"ah!!"

"You? You... Hello! Agent k! And j..."

"That...Agent Anne is inside now. If you have anything to find her, you can go in now!"

As soon as she went out, the young female staff member who could barely stand still because of her agility. After seeing who the two were outside the door, she finally calmed down and said hello to the two, she hurriedly walked away to the other side of the corridor without looking back.

“…”

“…”

Looking at the red face, k and j who were playing with a little girl just now, looked at each other, and after seeing the puzzled and puzzled expressions in each other's eyes, they both nodded tacitly, spread their hands, pushed open the door of the lounge, and walked in one after another.

Anyway, they have just returned from a mission, and there is no big deal that they need to deal with, so they think it seems good to chat with a little girl?

“Hmm?!”

The two people who walked into the lounge were the first to see the little girl who was holding a pack of dried fruit snacks and gnawing at a table!

And in front of her, there was a chessboard, and the one on the chessboard seemed to be a group of moving villains?

The moment they walked in, a two-wheeled chariot pulled by a horse was charging at the chessboard at high speed, and instantly knocked another villain holding a short sword and planning to resist stubbornly, and knocked it into pieces on the spot and directly under the chariot, turning it into a pool of pitiful fragments.

“!!”

"Wait! This is..."

"My God, is this a chess piece made of tiny nanorobots?"

The agent who originally thought that some lawless little guy caught a group of aliens to play the bloody and cruel chess game for her. After observing the messy chess board with Boss K who was also curious and leaned over for a while, he saw that there was no flesh and blood of the small aliens they imagined. Instead, he saw that they were instantly combined and returned to their original state, and walked back to their positions where they should be standing, he only looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

Whether it is j or k, they were well-informed and recognized what the chessboard in front of them was at a glance! But what they were a little incredible was when did this alien little girl learn this kind of chess on the earth and even made such an interesting and vivid chess piece to play?

But no matter how the other party made it, as long as she didn't catch the aliens and play such a deadly cruel game for her, that would be fine! To be honest, when she first came in, she saw the chariot strangled the little man under the steel wheel, she really scared them both of them.

“才不是!!”

( ̄ー ̄)

Little Annie didn't think about it and directly denied the other party's words, then continued to retract her position, reached into the paper bag, grabbed the dried fruit snack that had been opened and ate it.

"What is that?"

It seems that the thing in front of me is a bunch of moving chess composed of countless tiny nanorobots, so J was puzzled and looked at a little guy curiously, hoping to get the other party's accurate answer?

However, no matter what the thing in front of you is, it allows J and K to see the gap between alien technology and the earth! This super technology that already involves people's livelihood and children's toys is no longer something that people on earth can easily imagine and catch up with.

“是魔法哦!”

"They are actually magical oriental chess I just used magic to play with that young lady, not the chess you mentioned!!"

*(??*ˊ??ˋ)??*????

“…”

“…”

magic?

Upon hearing this, Agent K and Agent J couldn't help but look at each other with some confrontation, and held back a certain smile... Obviously, they would definitely not easily believe the lie-out words of a little girl, nor would they easily believe that there would be something like magic!

Because the other party often uses some tricks of technological objects to tease them, such as those "forget-forget-free" similar to memory clearers and some small alien lighters that emit fireballs?

but……

In any case, the chess piece in front of us, which is composed of at least a molecular-level nanorobot, is really interesting. This is the first time they have seen such an alien entertainment tool related to things on Earth.

So soon, Agent K looked at his partner Agent J, and then exchanged another look with a thoughtful look, as if he didn't intend to argue with the little girl again for such meaningless things.

Anyway, they would definitely not think that this kind of tricking ordinary people is a magic! This kind of thing must be the moving little robot accumulated by countless nanorobots under the control of powerful intelligent brains. It is just like their humans are composed of countless cells and can speak and move?

"Little guy!"

"Are you so idle these days? Why, now you have time to come to the headquarters to find the young ladies to play chess and entertainment? I remember that there are many things in the headquarters recently, and it's not good for you to do this..."

"The bastards who just returned from an alien planet have smuggled or smuggled private goods. We have been busy lately, but you can still eat here, play chess, and have beautiful girls playing and chatting together..."

"Ouch!!"

Sit next to the chessboard with a smile, and while speaking in envy and hatred, "recommendation" of a girl who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun all day, J also reached out and grabbed a soldier on the chessboard. Want to come to him and take a good look?

However…

Soon, he had to scream, and then threw away the chess piece he had pinched in his hand! Because, at this time, his finger had been stabbed hard by the spear in the other party's hand, and in an instant, a little red blood flower emerged from his fingertips.

“…”

(??⊙⊙`)??

Little Annie was stuffed in her mouth, so she didn't say anything, but just pointed at her head.

"What do you mean?"

After shook his fingers and seeing that he had been pricked and nothing serious was wrong, J first glared at the threatening gaze and was thrown to the ground by himself. At this time, he was struggling to climb onto the table and ran back to the chessboard and stood up again. Then, he looked at a little girl who was chewing things in confusion.

Even a little piece dared to do something to himself, and J's heart had already decided: After a little girl no longer remembers this chess, maybe he could throw that damn soldier into the high-temperature closed environment incinerator that melts dangerous alien creatures?

“Awesome…”

e=(??o'*))) Alas

"I'm obviously an eight-year-old child. It's okay if you don't work hard, but you still shamelessly want to have such a child help you?!"

o(??^')o Humph!

In fact, although Anne has always been idle these days, she has done a lot of things and dealt with many unhonest aliens. It’s just that ordinary people don’t know it, and she doesn’t bother showing off herself!

(…)

(● ̄(??) ̄●)

"alright!"

“j…”

"Annie is right. We have to work harder. We can't always expect others to help us deal with all the troubles."

Before he could say something, Agent K shook his head and patted his assistant on the shoulder.

Not to mention how much the well-behaved little guy in front of him helped them, nor to mention the identity of the other party's noble alien princess, just the things and age that the other party had done for Mib and Earth, it was indeed enough to make them feel ashamed.

“Um…”

"Annie, can I see it? They won't stab me with weapons, too?"

Agent K doesn't want to discuss those work anymore, because they have just returned from the tragic murder scene in the Southwest Pacific. Now he just wants to have a good rest and slowly heal the trauma in his heart.

He even used the "memory remover" to make himself forget the tragic scene so that he could feel better? But in the end, after thinking about it, he gave up that seductive idea because he knew that the "memory remover" always had some side effects, and using it too much is not good for people!

“Eh?”

∑(??△)?!

"If you don't play chess, you can't reach out and touch them casually, because they will be angry!"

o(*^-^*)o

"Ah! You guys wait!!"

Σ(⊙▽⊙”a

“…”

(?????????????)!

At this time, the mib contact of Little Annie's own lit up, as if a black-clad employee from the police station assigned her a task?

"Um……"

(??_??)

She doesn't want to go out now and doesn't want to leave the comfortable sofa under her, so she quickly pressed some function buttons on it, and with the help of the database at the mib headquarters, she quickly found and called out an alien's identity card, and at the same time dialed the other party's contact number.

"Hello?"

(.??o????)??

"Alien bad guys, you can come to mib's headquarters within two hours and surrender yourself. Otherwise, I will definitely blow your head!"

"The timing is now started, um...there is still the last hour left!"

(??▽`)ノ

After just taking a quick glance and confirming that there was no abnormality in the communication, she sent a voice message to the alien who committed the crime in her own name, then turned off the task prompt and planned to continue chatting with Uncle K and a certain j-shushu, and continue to pass the time and other things.

As for the two hours that had been agreed to suddenly become another hour, she didn't care at all. Anyway, she didn't think that alien dared to delay time!

"this……"

"Annie, is this method really useful for those alien assholes?!"

After knowing what the other party was doing and seeing the little girl's actions and responses, j couldn't help but feel a little dumbfounded...

Recently, after some aliens returned to Earth, they have seen many cases, but generally speaking, don’t such cases require the agents in black to arrest them in person? Why, now, when you arrive at this little guy, just a voice message thinks that everything is done?

Where can those stubborn guys be delivered directly to your door?!

"Of course it's useful!"

??(???`*)

"That's impossible! Little guy, I'm sure there are no fewer cases than you. I need to know more about the damn alien scum than you!"

j, but I know the bad nature of those aliens very well. Most of them are both greedy and ignorant...

Even if they have already fallen to the earth and become refugees, even if their countries and planets have long been transformed into ruins in the interstellar war, even if they are not much nobler than the people on earth, they always think that their own race is the first!

They never face their own situation. They rarely work and always wait on Earth for mib subsidies and aid funds. They are like a group of beggars, just like the earth owes them, and they never get grateful...

Therefore, j does not believe that a message from a little girl can make the aliens he hates honestly and obey on the earth! If that is true, I am afraid that their black-clad organization, Mib, will not be busy dealing with vicious cases involving aliens every day for decades.

"But……"

(????v??v??v???)

"They have always done this. Most of the bad guys and aliens who received information from others are honestly coming from the head..."

╯(???????????????)╮

"ah?"

"Also, it's really OK, are you sure? But who haven't come?"

Confused J reached out and clicked on the contactor placed by the other party on the table. Then he soon discovered that many tasks seemed to be the ones who sent all kinds of threat messages like they did just now, and asked the damn alien scum to report to Mib headquarters by themselves?

This kind of thing made him feel incredible. Anyway, they had never encountered any honest aliens, not to mention letting them run away and come first!

“…”

??华??华????

"I'll get a glass of freshly squeezed iced juice. Does anyone want it?"

"I tell you, the new aunt in the staff cafeteria is so bad! If we don't stare at her, she will use the pigments and powdered sugar that are harmful to the body to directly mix juice with juice!!"

(??????????)

Annie didn't have time to explain too much to that jshushu. She didn't even wait for the answers of both of them to ask for juice. Anyway, she just jumped off the sofa, and ran to the corridor outside the open door in her small leather shoes.

Because, she just asked casually out of politeness, how could she help these two weird uncles with hands and feet to get drinks?

Even if they really want it, she will pretend to be inaudible, so she won’t come back with so many things in her arms. It’s so troublesome to think about it!!

“k!”

“This is not fair!!”

Seeing that the little girl had run out and disappeared, J, who was very unbalanced, complained to his partner who was still studying the chess.

Because, every time they go on a mission, they have to work hard for most of the day. Even if they find the aliens who have committed a crime, they will deny it in every way. When they meet those bad guys, they must fight with real swords and guns. How can they make them obediently like each other?

“There is nothing unfair!”

K raised his head and glanced at his assistant who still looked young.

"Why?"

j puzzled.

"Because, anyone who has not led the leader will either be shot directly by her, or be played with life and death..."

"Otherwise, j, how do you think the name of 'Agent a' came from? Anne was never ruthless to those aliens who committed evil deeds, because they were afraid of her, they could not beat her, and they could not escape her pursuit..."

K shook his head with some complicated expressions, his expression on his face was a little relieved and ashamed...

After all, this kind of work was originally the work of the earthlings, but now, we actually need to rely on an alien child... and more importantly, the achievements made by the little girl in appearance were just playing, and in just over a month, she had already vaguely surpassed him, the agent K who had worked for forty years. How could he not feel regretful?

“!!”

"Really, fake? Oh! I really surrendered myself, my God..."

J was puzzled and started to read out the marked alien suspect's position with his portable device. Then, he couldn't help but exclaim! Because, he really saw that the spot of light was driving towards their "Bridge and Tunnel Administration" at high speed. It seemed that he was really planning to arrive within an hour and surrender himself?

"But it's useless!"

"j, our job is still very serious, and Anne is only one, a drop in the bucket..."

"In most cases, we still have to repeat the boring and boring task process in the past. Some things we cannot handle unscrupulously like children, because we have some concerns and can't let go of our hands?"

"Those aliens..."

"Forget it, I won't talk about them anymore. Now it's our rest time. Don't waste such a good afternoon."

After hesitating for a while, K still had to sigh. He didn't intend to continue talking too much, but stood up and reached out, poured a cup of black tea into his cup, and then sat back to study the interesting and moving chess left by Little Annie.

K thinks that it seems very necessary for them to study the nanorobots and intelligent control programs that make up this chess, which will definitely have some effect?

“…”

"Boss k, why do we Mib give them so much preferential treatment?"

"Look, they came to our earth, except to cause trouble everywhere, but did not bring us any benefits... But we had to provide them with accommodation and also paid for them... But as a result, look at what they did?"

"Fighting, drinking, gangs and causing trouble, some ordinary people who even attacked our earth... It's only a few days before the end of the Elelong and Akiron incident, but they're starting to cause trouble again..."

Thinking about the vicious incident of alien attacks on the cruise ship in the Pacific Ocean that K and other agents went to solve in the morning, J's mood was a little depressed.

"I have no idea……"

"Maybe this is the cultural difference between Earthlings and aliens?"

Shrugged his shoulders. Agent K said that he had been used to it and had long become numb.

Maybe…

Did that start decades ago?

At that time, it was their first time to get involved in aliens...

Subsequently, with the founding of Mib, the men in black always felt that the aliens were tall and tall... because the technology of their strange-looking guys is indeed more advanced than that of the Earthlings, and their creatures in outer space can cross the universe to come to the Earth, so civilization is naturally considered to be better than those of the Earthlings?

Therefore, the policy of preferential treatment of aliens was decided at that time... The Mib in black gave all the mibs to arrive on the earth to play, live, study, refuge and certain financial subsidies, so that they could live carefree on the earth, and then continued until now, and finally became a big situation in front of them?

"Boss k!"

"According to me, we shouldn't give them so much money to the bastard aliens. Their subsidies for the Earth are almost higher than our annual salary... The Twins also told me that most of them are alien scum, gangsters, robbers, smugglers, psychotropic drugs, and their damn violent scum!!"

"Look!"

"We have only had a few days off. When the Eslay Dragon's warship left, after they came back, various vicious incidents began to occur frequently!"

"We should expel all the law-abiding and those who are friendly and helpful to our planet!"

J swearing, about the strategy of Mib's black-clad man organizing preferential treatment for aliens, he J thinks that he can really change those cliches, because the times have been changing, and can the earth decades ago be compared with the earth now?

Besides, now they have almost squeezed out their usefulness from the alien scums, obtained advanced technologies and items, and have also established corresponding relevant channels for contact with aliens. The usefulness of the scums who came to the earth has been reduced to freezing point. When the harm outweighs the benefits, it is time to take tough measures against them!

J's method to deal with the aliens who ran to Earth to make trouble is actually very simple. They only need to cut off all the subsidies for all aliens, cancel all the preferential benefits, and treat them with ordinary earthlings. Then, after a short time, those alien scumbags can't get along on Earth, they will definitely go back to their own outer space by themselves. There is no need for these black agents to run around and work hard for all kinds of alien security issues and vicious events like they are now...

When he thinks about the Earthlings who died tragically under aliens, the innocent Earthlings who were persecuted by aliens, and the families of the victims in the end, they have to be forced to accept the cleaning of the "memory remover" of their black-clothed agents and completely forget the existence of those victims. Agent he and he can't help but feel full of evil guilt.

He even felt that in the future, he would definitely be spoiled by God and thrown into Satan's hell to suffer? Then, when facing the angry soul questioning of countless victims, they, the black-clad detectives who are accomplices of aliens, would they feel like?

Of course,

The aliens who are beneficial to the earth like Little Anne or the "Twins" are more beneficial, just as he is not disgusted with the headquarters providing the little guy with a large manor, castle villa, living in a house, and free of food and accommodation, and even providing various conveniences?

"Ha! Blow their heads?"

"You may not believe me, I often do that..."

K shrugged indifferently, not complaining about his new assistant's complaints.

He has been a black-clad police detective for almost forty years. In these forty years, he has solved several crises that are enough to pose a fatal threat to the earth, and has seen all kinds of aliens. He also knows that they are actually the same as the people on earth, and they have good people and bad people, so he doesn't mind the extreme thoughts of his assistant too much.

"That's different!"

"Don't think I don't know. You often hit that guy named Jack. He has a strong regeneration ability. You won't get into any trouble if you hit his head!!"

J is now quite familiar with Boss K’s deeds and his usual style.

The other party is indeed cruel to those alien criminals who smuggled to Earth. They catch what should be caught and kill what should be killed... However, for those aliens who enter the pass through legitimate procedures and stay on Earth to study and live or travel, the other party is like himself, and there is no other good way, and they always need to do it according to the rules.

“…”

"j, we can't deny that aliens are better than us..."

K sighed and looked at the well-behaved little girl next to him who was jumping and holding a large glass of freshly squeezed watermelon juice, "sucking" and drinking with her little eyebrows bent.

“Hmm?”

∑(??△)?!

"Hey! Uncle k, what is that? Did your spaceship crash to Earth?!"

o(??▽m)o

Annie had just arrived next to the two of them and sat down shortly after she suddenly, with sharp eyes, she saw a spaceship meteorite dragging a rapid flame to a certain place in the city from the fake window in the lounge.

It must have been a camera above the headquarters of the simulated window accidentally captured it, and then she happened to see it.

"No……"

"Our spacecraft landed in Frankta, Snydon Airport, Slong Pier, Atlantic City, Barrio Station, Sanli Island, Standon Island and other places. There is no interstellar Pier in other places. Many aliens can only go to the General Administration of Customs in Manhattan to check and enter the customs office."

"So, that's definitely not our spaceship..."

After reaching out and controlling it for a few times, K frowned a little after he frowned, and finally shook his head, saying that the spaceship would definitely not be any spaceship registered at their Mib headquarters.

"Whose that belongs to that?!"

ヾ(???????m)?????

“Alien…”

k gives an answer that everyone knows.

“!!”

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's clean up the miscellaneous people who broke into the earth together!"

When he heard that another alien smuggled across the earth and wanted to cause trouble, J stood up with great enthusiasm, intending to search for trouble for the aliens who had just driven the spacecraft to break through the atmosphere and burst into the surface of the earth with a meteorite.

“…”

However, a black-faced agent with big lips found that his partner, Boss K, just smiled bitterly and shook his head without thinking about moving.

“…”

Suck! Suck!

(⊙▽⊙)

Anne, a little girl, was also sucking her iced watermelon juice, and blinking her big eyes at him, and she didn't even want to get up to trouble the aliens.

"Hey!"

"What's wrong with you? We saw it, and aliens smuggled in. Shouldn't we go and see it?"

It’s okay for a little girl, but the other party has always been the kind of attitude that doesn’t matter to her, or she won’t participate in things that are not fun. And her partner, J, is a little confused and does not understand why the other party is still so indifferent after seeing it?

“…”

"No! j, you may not know that almost every day, aliens break in here on our earth... Please rest assured that there are special agents who will deal with it. Before we determine the threat of the other party, we don't need to ask about everything."

Since they saw this with their naked eyes, the detectors at Mib headquarters cannot be captured! Now, I believe that the large group of Mib's agents and agents have already brought their equipment to the spacecraft's fall site, so why do they need these senior agents to join in the fun?

If things change, people will naturally notify them, so they are not going to do anything except shake their heads.

"that is!"

(¬д¬.)

"This earth is so big, you are exhausted!!"

(o﹏o??)

As the troublesome tasks she needed to solve in the past moment, little Annie's face quickly collapsed. She didn't want to deal with those bad guys and aliens all day long because they were not fun at all!!

"Come on, j, let's take a break and play this fun 'wizard chess' composed of nanorobots?"

After k studied it clearly, he sat down at the position of the Red Square chess player with a smile, and signaled his assistant partner j to also sit at the position of the Blue Square chess player opposite.

"But, Boss K, you know, I won't!!"

J spread his hands and looked at the chessboard innocently. If he sat in the position of the chess player, he would definitely have no other way except to stare at him.

“…”

"It doesn't matter, sit down, because I can't..."

If it is chess, K means he is very good at it, but he is also a novice in the chess in front of him and can't do anything!

"All right……"

Since K said there is no need to worry about alien smuggling, after thinking about it, J could only sit in the position of the opponent's chess player.

“!!”

!?(??''????)??

"What do you sit here and do if you can't play chess?!"

s(??'ヘ????;)ゞ

"Let's have fun!"

"Yes, is there any problem?!"

K and J pointed innocently at the chessboard that had already shouted small slogans and started to move.

“…”

(.??v??v??v??.)

"You two guys will definitely be laughed to death by my chess pieces later!!"

??(????????)╭??

"It's okay!"

"The left and right are just some functional procedures, and we won't be serious about them!"

K said generously that he has a very good personality. He has seen him no matter what kind of things. A mere chessboard with a little novelty will definitely not affect him. After all, this is just entertainment.

"Forget it! I'll ignore you anymore!"

(????????????????)

Seeing that a guy with big lips with black faces and big lips in Hong Fang's first move, Xiao Annie instantly lost the desire to continue watching these two new players playing chess.

She could imagine now that later... the two guys will definitely be scolded by those chess pieces who are very silly, speak very badly, and angrily at the chess players when they disagree!!

so……

"You guys play for yourself!"

o( ̄e ̄*)

"I'm going to catch an interesting big bug now!!"

After a quick operation on his contactor, I found something that I thought was more fun than watching two idiots play novice chess, little Annie ran away from the door of the lounge again, not wanting to pay attention to two guys who didn't listen to her advice!

Because, she can imagine the ending of the two stupid guys now! So, now she might as well go outside first and find trouble for a funny big bug. After solving the other party, she will come back to see the pitiful look of the two guys?

(???????'??)???*¨*??.????????????????????

(…)

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