‘Hu…’

‘Uh…huh! Huh!!zzzz…’

Agent j is sleeping in a daze now...

At this time, he didn't even take off his handsome outfit, black suit, black tie, black leather shoes, etc., and just lay down directly on the sofa in the rest room of an employee of the "foreign-related" organization headquarters of the man in black, holding his arms tightly on the narrow sofa, his head rested on one handrail, and his legs stretched out from the handrail on the other side of the sofa, and his mouth kept snoring, and the sound was very horrifying!

Because, he is really tired...

He and Agent K didn't return to the headquarters until after three in the morning. Then, after eating some midnight snacks and filling their stomachs, he was sleepy and saw that it was almost dawn, so he fell directly on the double sofa and slept until now!

Even during this period, other agents came to the lounge to eat or talk, but none of them could wake him up successfully.

At this time, the small wall clock hanging on the wall of the lounge was actually already past 8:30 in the morning. Most of the staff and agents here at the headquarters must have gone to perform their tasks or go to work. So, now, this lounge has become a personal room that agents only enjoyed by him. Even if he snores, he will not worry about affecting other people, or worry about someone else criticizing him.

Tag!

Talk! Talk!

However, the fact that he did not want to disturb or interfere with others when he was sleeping, does not mean that others would not wake him up?

Isn't this?

When he was still immersed in his dream, he dreamed that he was brave enough to fight against ten thousand people, killing the aliens called "Xie Lailong" crying for their parents, killing them kneeling down and begging for mercy and sworn never to come to Earth again, and never dare to cause trouble for anyone again, and gaining the admiration of a cute little girl, and keeping calling him "Uncle J" with a soft homonym, holding his hand and acting cute...

Tag! Tag!!

In the hazy state, he first heard the crisp and rapid sound of hard-soled leather shoes trampling on the hard headquarters floor from far to near... Then, some cold things suddenly spilled on his face, making him, who was dreaming, suddenly turned into a nightmare. He saw a little girl turn around and turn into a big alien insect of "Xie Lailong", and opened her mouth and spit out a large ball of disgusting and sticky liquid on his face?!

"ah!!"

"Damn aliens!?"

Agent J, who was "attacked" by the aliens of "Xie Lailong", suddenly jumped up from the sofa. While opening his eyes, he did not forget to clench his fists with both hands. He used his shaking body that had just woken up and could not stand firmly. He set off a boxing posture, separated his feet and widened his hips, and took half a step forward. His right heel was slightly raised to leverage the force. His knee joint was slightly bent and his center of gravity was kept between his legs. At the same time, his elbow joint was bent and raised close to his ribs. His fist was parallel to his cheeks, and his fist was inward. He instantly completed an attacking posture, and he could give the attacking enemy a fierce right hook attack at any time!

only……

Agent J, who opened his eyes and slowly woke up from his sleep, unexpectedly discovered that there seemed to be no such terrible Essay Long alien who vomited his saliva, and only his companion, commander and guided Agent K?!

certainly,

There was no terrible corrosive saliva of aliens on his face, it was just the half cup of cold coffee he drank last night... At this time, the small coffee cup was slowly putting the silent, with a tense face, and not knowing what he was thinking about.

Obviously, it must have been the other party who had poured him into his own coffee to wake him up!!

"Oh! Please~!!"

"Dear Agent K, Boss K... Please, can you be a little gentler next time you wake someone up? My God, look? My white shirt is so dirty by you now... I have only sent two sets of this bulletproof textile, and the other set is still rolled in the washing machine and has not been scalded yet!!"

Seeing that there was no such "Xie Lailong" alien here, no little girl who admired him, nor the terrifying alien corrosive saliva, but only half a cup of dark brown coffee residue that was full of head and face and splashed in a mess on his upper body, while Resident J relaxed, protested and roared at his companion in a slight grief.

Now, not only has my dream been ruined by others, but I have to go back to change my clothes again!

Originally, he planned to wear this outfit for a few days, and then change it when it's so dirty that there is no way to do it...

Because, he, a black bachelor, doesn't want to go to his agent's room for an hour or two to iron the suits and shirts that he threw in the washing machine to wash and dry. He hates doing that. He hates always wearing the same clothes every day and changing them every day. It's better not to change them! After all, this black-clad organization requires them to only wear this kind of black suit uniform, and if it only takes a few days to change, I believe others can't easily find it?

"Okay, I'll pay attention next time."

Agent K nodded expressionlessly, and seemed to have no intention of putting the other party's protest in his heart at all, and was very perfunctory.

"It's time to wake up?"

"Then follow me quickly, we're going to perform the mission!!"

When he found that the other party had been completely awake, he did not intend to say anything more. Instead, he directly ordered this and turned around and prepared to walk out of the door of the lounge. At the same time, he also asked the other party to follow him and perform their tasks together.

It's getting late now, it's almost nine o'clock, and their headquarters is a bit far from the mission target location, so their movements must be faster.

“Execute tasks??”

"But...K Boss, I just woke up. I haven't brushed my teeth and washed my face. I haven't eaten breakfast. I haven't shaved, I haven't changed my clothes. I've been thrown in the washing machine yesterday morning. I haven't gone back last night..."

"so……"

"Hey! Wait, I mean... can you give me an hour of preparation time first, and then we will meet at the headquarters gate?!"

After hearing that he needed to go out the mission again, Agent J was slightly stunned for a moment and finally did not dare to curse like he had just now. Instead, he patted his head and wiped the bitter cold coffee on his face with some annoyance. After thinking about it, he decided to go back to wash and change clothes as soon as possible, then eat something to fill his stomach, and finally think about the mission.

Once upon a time, Agent J was still excited about his identity as a stormy and cool agent in black, and was secretly happy about the job that didn’t need to clock in to work... But now it seems that it doesn’t seem good if you don’t need to clock in?

because……

That means they don’t have a fixed break time and a fixed working time at the same time? Just like the feeling of being rudely awakened in sleep, then pulling it up and preparing to perform tasks is really a little bad!

After all, no matter how much the agent in black is human, how can he not treat people as humans like now? It would be fine if he didn't let him rest for a day, but when he wakes up, he will be pulled to perform a mission. What's going on?

"I don't have an hour to give you!"

"Down now, right now! We must arrive at the scene within thirty minutes, otherwise it may be too late!!"

Agent K didn't say much or explain, and even ignored the companion behind him who was complaining slowly. Instead, he turned around and walked outside, his steps were still very fast and he didn't even turn his head back.

“…”

"O my God! It's so damn!"

"Hey! Boss k! You can't treat me like this. We only worked for a day and a night yesterday, and we only came back in the middle of the night. I only slept for less than five hours. Do you want my life? What kind of tasks do you have? Can't that old man let others do it first?"

"We are not the only two of us in black-clothed agents here at our headquarters. Do those guys don't need to work all day long?"

Agent J, who chased the other party out of the lounge, pointed to the agents in black who were wandering around and doing nothing, and successfully attracted a wave of dissatisfaction or strange gazes.

Anyway, j is very dissatisfied with the practice of being forced to strengthen the young man without even having a good rest!

He endured all the bad treatment of this job, no clear salary, no fixed holidays, no rest days, etc.! However, he could never tolerate continuous high-intensity work in such a sleepy state!

In his opinion, at least, he should have eaten and had enough time to rest before distributing new tasks?

“…”

"They just detected a spaceship from the Eleuthan aliens entering the atmosphere of our Earth. Obviously, you probably know who their target will be, so we don't have time to delay!"

"If you don't want to, don't go?"

If you don't hurry up, k thinks that the men in black can almost collect the little girl's body! So, this time he came here early in the morning to find J and forced him to wake him up in an impolite way.

Anyway,

Now they have to go to the headquarters garage immediately, then drive into his car and go to the seaside single-family villa arranged for the little girl by the black-clad headquarters! Their time is really precious, and even he doesn't know whether it's time to come, but now you can act faster and strive to arrive one minute earlier, which is always going to be wrong.

"Xie Lailong..."

"Xie Lailong?!!"

"Oh! God! The bastards are really coming to take revenge, so quickly? Hello! Wait for me, I didn't say I can't go, you wait for me first..."

When he heard such a worse news, Agent J was shocked and didn't care about his appearance, clothing and other problems. He directly pulled the upper of his shoe that had loosened his feet, and then dragged his still tired body and sleepy eyes, and quickly strided towards his partner in front of him.

He just dreamed about the aliens of "Xie Lailong", and also dreamed about the wonderful scene of Agent J who was killing all over the world when facing those guys... And now, the opportunity for him to perform came so soon, how could he be content with others? How could he waste such a great opportunity in vain?

"Hey! Wait for me!"

"Boss k, you said... should we go to the weapon library to select some powerful weapons, some more powerful ones, and those who can defeat those alien spacecraft in one go?!"

Dreaming, but J has not lost his mind or his confidence has expanded to the extent that he dares to use his assigned small pistol to deal with the unknown number of "Xie Lailong" aliens, and the other party's even more terrifying spaceship of unknown size!

He felt that at least they all needed to be fully armed, and after they were covered with various weapons and protection, they would go to trouble the aliens, let them know that the people on earth were not easy to mess with, and let them never dare to go to the earth to act arrogantly and run rampantly?

"The weapons are in the trunk of my car..."

K was still walking quickly towards the corridor ahead, and he did not intend to waste more time here with his companion.

"You're ready to have it? That's good, I thought..."

"etc!?"

Agent J, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly became stunned again. Then, he quickly raised his hand and looked at the watch on his wrist. After a glance, his face suddenly became a little complicated. He quickly stepped forward in three or two steps and caught up with his companion.

"Hi!k!!"

"This time seems to be the peak time for work, and today is Monday. Are you sure you really want to drive your broken car?!"

Although J had to admit in his heart that the car he modified was a good car, which was enough to make him envious and jealous... However, he, who had been a police officer in this city for several years, has eliminated the bad traffic conditions in this city than anyone else.

So, he felt that driving to Little Annie's residence is definitely not a good idea!

Although the K-car can be deformed and can be supercharged and accelerated with a super fast twin-turbo engine, it cannot fly, and is not an aircraft! Therefore, if it wants to drive the two of them to their destination in the current crowded city streets, it will definitely not be a good idea, because it may not be faster than riding two bicycles?

"Of course!"

"Otherwise, do you have any good choice?"

Of course, they know that driving to their destination is not a good idea at this time, but they have no choice but to do it, and they can only do it like that.

"Hey! Man!!"

"Now we are carrying out official duties arranged by the headquarters. Can't you let the headquarters dispatch us an aircraft or other more efficient means of transportation?"

"I know that there are many good things hidden in our headquarters garage or the hangar above, although I don't recognize them..."

Such a large man in black "foreign" organization cannot have spacecraft or other forms of transportation! So j thinks that it is necessary for them to change to other transportation. Even if it is impossible to arrange a spacecraft that is easily attracted by onlookers in broad daylight, it is always possible to arrange a normal helicopter?

Agent J doesn't believe it anymore. Can such a large organization that manages aliens and maintains peace and stability on the earth not even afford a helicopter? That thing, let alone the men in black, I'm afraid even some companies and rich people can afford it!

“…”

"j! We are actually on standby now, without official duties, and without any tasks!!"

After hesitating for a moment, Agent K, who was walking out with a dark face, was silent for a few seconds, and finally confessed this subtle fact to his companion honestly.

“??”

"No official business? What do you mean? k! Isn't this the old man who asked us to deal with... or 'surveillance' the invading aliens?!"
To be continued...