Chapter 0588 You are the monster!o(^`)o(1/4)
Sitting in the elegant and quiet position beside the window on the first floor of the diner, Li Gongpu and Li felt very upset. He couldn't figure it out anyway. He raised his head and drank a glass of bitter wine that tasted very bland and boring.
Because the Kuyin of Qiantang County Government has been thieves twice. Yang Magistrate ordered him to solve the case within a specified period yesterday. Otherwise, if Lord Yang's black hat would not be protected, he would not be able to be the captain again!
However, the doors of the county warehouse were clearly locked well, and the locks were not broken. The doors and windows were very solid, and there were no traces of digging the ground, breaking the wall or tiles. The wareyin was inexplicably missing, and there was no trace of intrusion at all. Where did he find it?!
That thing was really like seeing a ghost. Although he gave a trick from an unreliable old Taoist priest he knew, he really asked a Ku Shen to guard it, just like what the wife at home said.
The money is gone!
If they cannot be found within the deadline, it is probably not only Li Gongfu, but also all the constables under his command, who are in charge of the public security of theft, will be considered light and light.
He was not in good condition and lost public funds repeatedly. It was just a crime. He was beaten to the top twenty boards a few days ago. If any accident happened again, he would probably have to be arrested by County Magistrate Yang and beaten up again?
In addition, I went to Qingyutang to find Xu Xian's brother-in-law today, but my family friend Wang Shin actually said that the boy went on a blind date by himself. If he didn't tell such a big deal, he would not be able to go home at night?
Is this really outrageous?!
On the way back, he met Anne, the little girl from Fanbian who was eating him and drinking him. In the future, he might be a burden again. When he thought of such a mess, he felt even more annoyed!
Magistrate Yang ordered him to deal with this little girl himself, and Li Gongfu couldn't bear to throw away such a well-behaved and clever little girl directly. So, what else can he do besides raising the other party?
“…”
So, Li Gongfu is very annoyed now. He is so angry that he wants to drink to drown his sorrows... but he is afraid that he will not be able to guard the warehouse and patrol the streets at night, so he does not dare to drink too much from the familiar friends on the other side.
"Come on!"
"Captain Li, your food is here!"
The two waiters in the tavern each held a square wooden pallet and gave Captain Li Gongfu and a little girl from Qiantang County, who was almost rare, six more dishes, and then removed the leftovers that had been eaten on the table.
"This is the 'crab-stewed orange', 'Dongpo pork', 'crab roe soup', 'West Lake sweet and sour fish', 'Beggar Boy Chicken' and 'Song Sao Fish Soup' you just ordered! Please use it with this person... slowly?"
The waiter was a little confused, and didn't know why. In the past, the wife Guan Yan Li, who is famous in Qiantang County, usually only ordered a bottle of daughter red, and just served a few cheap dishes and had some drinks during the routine.
But who would have thought that today the other party actually brought a little girl from Fanbang to order a large table of dishes in one breath? And it didn’t count on eating all the table, but ordered a new table?
Tsk tsk...
The waiter felt that it must be this Captain Li who made a profit from a foreign merchant who came to Qiantang to unload and load goods, or... a wealthy foreign merchant entrusted the other party to bring this quirky little girl with blond hair and blue eyes to the county town of Qiantang County to have dinner and enjoy?
If that's the case, this Captain Li must have achieved a lot of benefits, right?
Otherwise, just relying on the good food on these two tables, I guess that Captain Li’s monthly salary would have almost been paid in! If he really spent all his salary because of eating and drinking, the Hedong Lion Roar at the other party’s family would have to peel off the other party’s skin!
Of course, the waiter dares not talk about this kind of thing, and this kind of thing can only be understood but not expressed in words... Otherwise, would it be fake to be the red headmaster suit on Li Gongfu and Li's headmaster? In Qiantang County, that is really a famous figure. Who dares not to sell the other party's thin face?
"Captain Li, and this little distinguished guest, if you still need it, just give me instructions. Is the young one going to take his leave first?"
After setting up the new dishes and taking a last look at the little girl from Fanbang, the waiter bowed slightly to Captain Li and nodded and said, and then prepared to leave, so as not to disturb Captain Li for drinking. Otherwise, there would be a slander.
But to be honest, the two waiters thought that the little girl in Fanbang, who looked very novel, did not seem as ugly as the barbarians who came to Qiantang County to unload and receive goods secretly? Compared with the dirty, smelly, slutty and sloppy Hu Shangs who they usually see, this little girl is made of jade, except for her blond hair, blue eyes, excessively white face, arms and other skins that do not quite match their Song Dynasty aesthetics, it seems that she is indeed much better than the ordinary Qiantang County girl?
Of course, that's all.
If they were suddenly seen at night, they might have thought they were a ghost with such blonde hair, blue eyes and excessively white face!
"Stop it!!"
When the waiter who was closer was about to turn around and leave, Li Gongfu, who was already a little drunk, widened his eyes, grabbed the other party's arm fiercely, and pulled him to his side with force, leaned over and asked in a low voice:
"I just ordered only one table of dishes. Now, what's going on with these dishes?!"
"Did you serve the wrong dish? This is someone else's?"
Half an hour ago, after helping the little girl get an unstandard household registration in her home under the name of the county priest, Li Gongfu came here with a little girl who was eating and drinking in the sea opposite the square table, and ordered a table of ordinary meals that he could bear and his favorite pot of daughter Hong!
But how could he have drunk his head and walked to the other side alone and punched a few people he knew, and then took a few drinks and returned, the other party actually served him a table of dishes?
What's the reason for this? He remembered it very clearly that he obviously didn't order these!
Therefore, Li Gongfu's drunk feeling of drunkenness was already awakened by fear.
You know, the food price here is quite high, both the most luxurious three-story wine shop in Qiantang County! Although the quality of wine or dishes is very high, just by guessing these two tables, his salary this month will be almost half of it...
He could even imagine that when he went back, if the woman in his family knew that he had come to this most expensive restaurant and ate two tables of great wine and good food, she would have to carry a kitchen knife and fight him as the captain! Maybe, she would still think she was going to spend money?!
Therefore, he must ask clearly about this matter!
Although the dishes on this table have been moved by the little girl Anne, as long as it is not ordered by him, he will not pay when the bill is settled later! At that time, the store cannot say that he, the headmaster from Qiantang County, has a king meal!
"You guys served randomly, I won't give you money if you eat the wrong food!!"
Although he is a little drunk now, he can guarantee that he has never ordered this table of dishes, so he does not need to pay for the store's own mistakes!
"Ah! Be gentle! Captain Li, please be gentle?"
"Hiss...this table of dishes was just...this little customer ordered..."
After finally breaking his arm out of the other party's extremely powerful palm, the waiter grinned and exclaimed pain, while pointing at the little girl who was holding the meat with bare hands and eating happily, and was innocent, staring at the little girl who stared at the two of them with an oily face and staring at the two of them.
He has been a waiter in this restaurant for several years, never missed any dishes for customers, nor did he make any mistakes!
So, this matter was really misunderstood by Captain Li...
If he really accidentally served the wrong dish for the customer, with the reputation of their restaurant, he would not have to cause trouble for him. When the shopkeeper closed in the evening, the shopkeeper would have to beat him hard!
"Little Annie, did you really order it?!"
Li Gongfu had made great calculations, but he never thought that he had missed this little girl who could speak the official language of the Song Dynasty. He also didn't expect that the other party would dare to order food privately while he was not there?
Moreover, the dish you ordered is the kind that is popular but not delicious, and is still expensive?
"Uh-huh……"
??( ̄~ ̄)?? Chew!
"Yes! These are the ones I just ordered, they are delicious, uncle, if you don't eat it quickly, I will definitely not be polite to you!"
(o??▽??)o??
Annie directly gave up the troublesome and unaccustomed chopsticks. She was never afraid of being hot, so she simply rolled up the cuffs of her skirt. Regardless of the dishes just after they were out of the pot, she stretched out her white and tender little hand and grabbed two pieces of fat and greasy Dongpo pork and stuffed them directly into her mouth!
Then……
Σ(☉▽☉"a
Her pupils in her eyes instantly contracted, and her eyes were staring straight!
The next second, both the waiter and Li Gongfu could only stare at the little girl standing rudely on the chair, regardless of any image, picked up the exquisite celadon jar of Dongpo Po Po, which was at least one or two kilograms, and then moved it to her.
Her meaning is already very obvious: the dish she moved to her, the one called Dongpo Pork is now her own! Before she gets tired of eating, she will never do anything to others!
"Hey! What do you two look at?"
ヾ(????????'??)ノ?
"Uncle Captain, are you really not eating more? This is delicious! And you, why are you still here? Go and serve me quickly! After so long, what I ordered just now is not cooked?!"
"I want to eat this, this... and the few over there, I want it all!!"
Regardless of other people's strange eyes, Little Annie took her hands into the jar and ate her face and was covered with greasy face. She pointed to the mahogany signs in the distance with the name of the dish in black ink!
Today she was willing to do anything. Even if she couldn't walk until she could eat it, even if she had to eat it until her belly was round, she would have to eat it until she was completely satisfied!
"no!!"
"You... go down quickly and ask your kitchen to stop serving the remaining vegetables! If you serve again... if you serve again, this captain won't buy it!!"
After finally figuring out the whole story and knowing why the waiter served so many dishes for him for no reason, Li Gongfu was so scared that his hands were a little trembling.
Then, he drove away the waiter who seemed to want to ask the little girl who had just ordered the new dish, and then turned around and looked at the little girl Anne, who was small but could eat very well.
Just like this guy, how can he afford the little salary of Li Gongfu?
I'm afraid that the little girl who can eat his entire monthly salary in the restaurant next time... Even the magistrate Yang of Qiantang County can't afford it? If she eats and drinks like this every day, within three or five months, even the richest official in Qiantang County will be stolen by this little girl's way of eating!
"Ah Annie..."
"My aunt, I, Li Gongfu, is just a poor constable. I, the uncle, will definitely not be able to support you if you eat it now... Please show your mercy..."
Li Gongfu almost begged in a mournful tone.
Sure enough, their county lord must have foresight, otherwise he would not have kicked this huge trouble directly to himself! That Lord Yang also said that he would raise the little girl Annie and wait until the other party’s beauty comes to find it?
Look, just like the other party's attitude, he is so unwilling to eat cooked cakes. How can Li Gongfu afford to raise him? Think about when he was young, and think about the children from the neighbors in Qiantang County. If he could have cooked cakes as snacks, he would probably have cheered for a long time!
Li Gongfu always thought that the pasta steamed with white flour is actually quite good. Some children eat it well. They should eat something cheap and filling in their stomachs, or the sugar man with one or two iron coins made of maltose?
But……
What about this little girl? She is so good that she wants to have a big meal when she opens her mouth, and she can eat so much? Her belly is not afraid of being overwhelmed?!
"Why is that?!"
(o°°o)?
Annie was a little confused. Since these things are so delicious, why can't she eat more? If they are not delicious, she will give them to her for free and she will definitely take a look!
Her Queen Anne can come to this small shop for dinner and eat so happily, which is a recognition of their food strength! Also, after eating today, she will come and continue eating tomorrow, the day after tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
"Because I have no money, uncle!!"
After looking around and finding that no one noticed the position near the window, Li Gongfu stuck out his body and said in a low voice to the little girl in grief and anger.
To be continued...