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Chapter 0581 Those who don’t vote (*?ω?)?╰ひ╯←Yours(1/4)

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“…”

[Checrow](*⊙~⊙)!!

"Sister Shepard, you're really too much! You can't catch them even if you're useless, but you're going to shoot them to vent your anger?"

( ̄~ ̄) Chew!

Little Annie, who was sitting on the sofa and eating while watching the cartoon, glanced at the elder sister Shepard who was standing in the middle of the captain's room with a little dissatisfaction. The other party was loading the pistol with a dark face, and it seemed that she was planning to play the real thing?

Look, I was so angry that I even took out the gun?

She doesn't want to care about the other party's frogs or something, but if you shoot randomly here, it will affect her watching TV, which will be very bad!

Bang!!

A crisp gunshot came up...

In Shepard's captain's room, the commander of Normandy 2, who was in a bad mood, was vengefully using the gun he had just taken out of his waist, and with one shot, he accurately drove a frog that had just escaped from her palm into a ball of brown fragments, and by the way, the bullets made a sunken pit on the deck of her captain's room.

“…”

After shooting one shot successfully, she still didn't give up. She was still squinting her eyes and holding the gun to watch, ready to attack those damn frogs who crawled out from under her bed, instrument table, wardrobe, crawls on the sofa, etc.!

This matter actually starts with a can of snacks...

Just now, while waiting for Miranda to investigate some information about Cerberus, she was bored and asked for a large glass jar of snacks from the little Anne, which was full of lifelike chocolate frogs!

It is said that they still appear to be from some parallel plane of the earth, and they are also food made by a magical profession in Diagon Alley in London at the end of the twentieth century?

Originally, when she saw the jars motionless, lifelike, and different chocolate frogs, Shepard did not think much about it except marveling at the exquisite carvings of the dessert masters. Shepard directly opened the jar and took out one from it casually.

And then...

When Shepard was about to appreciate it, he thought that the motionless chocolate frog in her hand suddenly started to move and screamed - "gua"!?

The strange situation was so scared that she threw it away in panic, and accidentally smashed the entire glass jar!

then……

The cans of the originally motionless chocolate frogs were all moving in an instant and jumped around, making her entire captain's room full of them?

That strange situation really scared her!

To be honest, Shepard would rather face a group of hideous and terrifying monsters than think about the damn frog chocolate that she was crawling with when she was crawling! That hateful little devil must have wanted to see her jokes, and actually gave her that kind of thing, and didn't explain it in advance?

Although she and Leara were very busy trying to catch them back... However, even though she was an elite Star Alliance ‘n7’ warrior, she wanted to catch a group of chocolate frogs with extremely sensitive legs and feet and jumping high, and no different from the living frogs, which was very difficult!

So, the two of them worked hard for a long time and couldn't catch them. She was in a bad mood. In anger, she took out the m-3 predator on her waist and started her indoor target shooting activity.

Since it’s not possible to be empty-handed, just use the gun!

Anyway, Shepard's own marksmanship is very good, she can definitely be regarded as a sharpshooter. Not to mention a frog, even a fly, she can shoot one by one accurately!

“…”

"Shepard, you don't have to worry too much. Grab them slowly, and you can always catch them..."

"You can try them, they are really delicious!"

At this time, Leara was sitting curiously on the sofa, holding a dark brown chocolate frog caught in the gap in the sofa. She first studied it for a while and found that her universal tools could not scan any problems. After only knowing that there was a faint energy reaction, she bit off the frog's head, then nodded unexpectedly, and began to taste it carefully.

If she ignores the other person who looks like some living creature, and ignores the other person's struggle before death, even if his head is bitten off, her front and rear limbs are still struggling and thumping in her hands, she thinks this thing is quite interesting... Of course, it is also delicious, and it seems that the ingredients are quite good, and the taste is also the kind that she likes.

Now, after confirming that their Asaris's mother planet, Sercia and the entire Athena Nebula were saved with the help of the Arthur Fleet, Leara was finally in a state of great comfort and comforted her companion who was in a state of pissing things by Cerberus and was planning to take a bunch of moving food to vent her anger.

"If I don't solve them all, I will not be able to sleep at night!"

Shepard was still squinting his eyes, alerting to the little yellowish-brown or dark-brown thing that might jump out of any corner.

Just now, there seemed to be ninety-nine people who ran out of the jar. Except for the one who was beaten to death by himself and the one who was eaten by Leara, there should be ninety-seven left...

If so many small things don’t quickly get rid of them, who knows whether they will suddenly jump out to scare themselves while taking a bath, changing clothes, going to the bathroom or sleeping?

And they can scream!

She was also a little worried that if they accidentally sneaked out of the ventilation ducts, garbage buckets in her captain's room, or when the door was opened... When she thought of the night, or at any time, her baby spaceship was filled with the "croaking" of frogs, she couldn't help but feel angry!

"Don't worry about me!"

"Don't worry, my marksmanship is very accurate, I guarantee that I won't hurt you by chance."

She has already switched the bullets of her pistol to low-power training bullets, which has reduced the penetration of the mass effect bullets to a minimum. She definitely doesn't have to worry about jumping or accidentally hurting her companions.

Besides, all the tools they use provide the most basic kinetic energy protection. Those little power bullets will definitely not be able to do anything to the simple shield, so there is no need to worry at all!

"Leyara..."

"Since you have time to eat there, why don't you come and help me catch them first?"

After being alert for a while, she found that the little things had not crawled out again, Shepard squatted down carefully and carefully checked the situation under the bed, while asking for help from Leah, who was still lying on the sofa eating the hateful chocolate frog.

This is really strange...

Shepard discovered that when she turned on the tactical flashlight of her pistol, she didn't find those hateful little things under the bed? She had just seen several jumping in, but where did she go now?

“Um…”

Σ(|||⊙~⊙)

"Sister Shepard, after they jump out by themselves, are you enough to catch them and eat them?"

"Anyway, they will always jump out sooner or later!"

*(??*ˊ??ˋ)??*??

Little Annie was huddling comfortably on the sofa and watching cartoons on the holographic TV and eating a box of sugar beans. After a while, she persuaded her elder sister Shepard, who was still indomitable.

Of course she knew that the cunning chocolate frogs were hiding under the other party's bed and climbing under the hidden bed, so the other party just lay on the deck and didn't notice anything? However, although she knew that it was that way, Anne just didn't tell the furious guy and let the other party be anxious for a while.

Anyway, the glass jar was not broken by her accidentally, so she wouldn't help!

"Do you think they'll go eat them again after they've climbed around the ground or stayed for a few days?"

Shepard, who had used a pistol tactical flashlight to illuminate the bed and found that there was nothing unusual, so she walked over and lay down under the big sofa where Anne, Miranda and Leara were sitting.

However……

Before she could fire at some guys inside with a pistol that had lowered its power, they cunningly dispersed after the light column shone down, and more than a dozen rushed out and jumped everywhere.

Bang!!

With another shot, Shepard successfully knocked one of the unlucky guys into a pool of dark brown scum! Unfortunately, when she quickly turned the gun, the others had already jumped a few times and disappeared again?

Currently, the battlefield enemies are surviving: Ninety-six!

"Actually, if you wash, they can continue to eat!"

(??????????)

If you don't mind where they crawled, or stayed outside the sealed glass jar for a long time, maybe this elder sister Shepard could really catch one and eat it when she could find it?

"snort!"

Shepard snorted fiercely, and without caring about the little guy's crazy words, he continued to search carefully in her captain's room.

It would be fine if the two little guys, including Leara, didn't help, but they actually teased her as the captain commander in the sea? Besides, how could she eat something like that that crawls around the ground? Although her room has been cleaned up by housekeeping robots and the floor is almost spotless, she did not think that her floor can be as clean as the dining plate!

Bang!!

Currently, the battlefield enemies are surviving: Ninety-six!

"Ha! You actually want to run away?!"

Another chocolate frog that was forced out of the closet by Shepard was shot into a pool of yellow-brown fragments by her shot... But that kind of chocolate frog was so real. Even if the other party was shot into several pieces by her bullet, the frog's hind legs were still twitching and shaking slightly, as if she was fighting against her Shepard's atrocities?

“…”

Seeing this situation, Shepard couldn't help but feel chills in his heart!

She really couldn't imagine what kind of idle person, or a guy with a sick mind, would have tried her best to do such strange things, moving, running, and avoiding searching frog food? Can those guys put their energy into serious matters?!

"Anne, why do they still move and run away like this?"

"Although I just detected energy fluctuations and certain circuits in its body,... I didn't find any of their kinetic energy cores or engines. Except for those weak energy, they all seem to be made of chocolate... I have no idea what the principle is!"

The frog in the hand of the Asari Loliliala was eaten by her so that she only had two chocolate frog legs that could not move. It was obviously "dead"!

but,

She just ate and studied it for a while, and found that this kind of moving strange food, except for the chocolate ingredients and sugar of human food, does not seem to be much... Their processing method is very primitive, that is, it is just a mixture of cocoa powder, sugar, wheat flour, milk powder and a small amount of plant fat powder and condensed. It is not the molecular-level fine processing of the current interstellar era!

So, she didn't understand: how did this kind of thing move without an engine, battery, transmission, and even without an intelligent core? What puzzled her even more was that their intelligence seemed to be very good, and it was similar to the real frog animals. It could avoid enemies, and it also had basic conditioned reflexes. She would even make a sound of "chew" when she was grabbed by her and was about to bite and eat.

Just now, if she hadn't confirmed that the other party was really just a food, definitely not a creature, and was eating it for the purpose of research, she wouldn't have been able to get down.

"Because they are a bunch of lives!"

(????????)

"Hey! They are actually made with magic. They are given life with that profound transformation spell, and there is also a lot of magic in their bodies... Anyway, eating them is very useful for restoring physical strength, especially you guys who use superpowers."

(?????????`)
To be continued...
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