Chapter 0342 If you don't die, you won't die(1/3)
The next day at noon, when Anne woke up from her sleep on her comfortable big bed, she opened her eyes and saw the guy on the top of her room who could only see the one-way glass from the inside, and was actually wearing a weird tight red and black leather jacket that had become tattered and ragged?
That weird guy, he was holding a stone and smashing the window of her house hard! And it made the stone crack, causing the big skylight to enjoy the scenery to be covered with stone debris and powder everywhere! But even though he was already like this, he was still trying hard to smash it...
Seeing the other party lifting a stone high and hitting it hard on the glass and shattering it, Annie couldn't help but frown.
That was the window of her spaceship. Although it would definitely not be broken, and there would be no abnormal noises that could be transmitted in, but...
"Tibers...I haven't woken up..."
"Did you see it? I remember the man above who was lying outside our window smashing the stone... Shouldn't he be thrown into the sea by you yesterday?"
Annie felt a little strange. Yesterday, the weird guy, who had broken his lumbar spine and was hit by the coconut, stumbled his neck. Then he ordered the bear Tibers to throw him into the sea!
But now, after one night, why did he climb ashore again?
Moreover, the most important thing is: he seems to have nothing to do? His waist and neck seem to have magically grown. It seems that the clothes on his hands and feet are just traces of being gnawed by sharp teeth?
(…)
(Report to the master... The fool outside who was thrown into the sea yesterday and fed sharks, he did climb up from the sea again before dawn this morning!)
(The young man can basically confirm that his body's recovery seems to be really strong! Look, it's only one night, and he has returned to normal again... So far, he has been smashing outside for several hours. Although he has been in pain for a long time, he still seems to have not given up on the idea of breaking the door or breaking the window?
——Actually, since the moment the guy climbed the beach, Tibers had noticed and stared at him.
At the beginning, that guy sneaked to the door of this space yacht and took out a wire, as if he wanted to sneak a lock into it. But as a result, after finding that there was no lock outside the spacecraft for him to pry it, he simply started to be hard. Whether it was kicking the door, hitting the door, or smashing the window now, he tried everything...
After seeing that the other party could not do anything to the spaceship, and there was no abnormal noise coming in, Tibers ignored him, nor did he wake up his little master if he wanted to die.)
"Tibers...you say, is the man outside really a fool?"
After tilting his head to look at the weird man with a dark circle and red hooded lying outside her window, he still raised another stone high and hit the spaceship window hard, causing debris to fly and stones to splash, but even a white mark could not be left on the window, Annie was really curious about what the weird man's brain was.
You know, this spacecraft is a defensive space yacht with the latest technology of the Federation of Legends. He actually wanted to smash the window with a stone?
(Maybe it is, he must have a problem with his brain anyway! This is definitely true, otherwise he wouldn't have been struggling outside like crazy for the whole morning...
——Thinking about the things the other party did outside this morning, Tibers felt that the other party would probably be burned by the little master later? So, it did not say it now. It wanted to take a look first. After its master knew the other party’s troubles, how would he take revenge?)
"Forget it, let him continue to smash it for a while. He is still guarding against many stones... Let's ignore him first, go to the restaurant for breakfast first!"
Seeing that the man had not given up and changed to another stone, Annie twitched her lips and jumped off the bed, planning to wash and eat something first, so she let the monster outside continue to smash and play hard. She didn't have time to care about him now!
Anyway, the sound insulation effect of this spacecraft is perfect, which can be seen from the fact that she was not awakened. Besides, with his pitiful power, he can't smash the window, so let him play.
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"My God...what the hell is this?!"
Just one day after the Hulk's disappearance, something major happened on Earth, which made Colson and others not bother to monitor and find a Red Cloak Mage or monitor Mr. Magic.
Because, through satellite surveillance, they found that a large group of strange blue-black substance suddenly emerged from a small town in Missouri. It had a powerful energy reaction, and after the explosion, it suddenly began to expand wildly and expand outward. Then, in less than two minutes, it swallowed most of the town area! It is speculated that this large group of damn things had at least swallowed up thousands of town residents, which was definitely a super serious incident!
Therefore, Colson's team and Captain Rogers and his team all jumped over here as soon as possible, watching the ball of strange substances below swelling and flashing with strange bright blue light as tall as a mountain of meat.
According to the other party's terrifying expansion speed, the larger it becomes, the faster it expands! Perhaps, it can completely swallow the entire earth in less than a day, right?!
"Oh, so good! It stopped!?"
Just as they were staring at the strangely expanding thing on the ground in a daze and were at a loss, it suddenly stopped again. At the same time, the bright blue light on it suddenly went out, and then the strange substance that had been expanding had finally become dim and began to appear gray-blue and dilapidated, and it seemed that it had no energy...
However, no one dares to guarantee whether the thing below will still attack again?
"Sir, here are a few emergency communication requests!"
At this time, a series of communication prompts popped up in the command room of their spacecraft. After reminding Colson, Fitz quickly gave communication requests with high authority.
Then, the agents of the Bear Shield Detective here discovered that whether it was Nick Fury, the director of the Bear Shield Detective on the moon, or Brigadier General Glenn Talbert of the New Skyhammer Bureau, and members of the World Security Council, they all connected the communications and connected to this place as soon as possible.
"Colson! You saw that thing too? It's very urgent, so I won't talk about it!"
"Although we don't know what it is, nor why it swells and suddenly stops itself, we only ask you to act quickly and use your best efforts to find out the truth! Or, stop it at all costs, I don't care what you use!"
"Do you understand?!"
After the communication was connected, Nick Fury immediately turned black and hurriedly ordered Colson.
That thing was really weird. It suddenly appeared and suddenly became enlarged, without any signs! Then, it swallowed most of the town in an instant...
They had seen from the life detection images of satellites above the earth that all the people in the devoured area showed no signs of life! In less than two minutes, there were so many casualties... they were directly surpassed the Cheryta invasion incident during the War of New York! Thinking about the fierce battle in the New York War, so many people did not die!
"That's right! Agent Colson! Our military has also launched an emergency plan, and the chemical defense team is already on its way to Missouri! Now, the damn thing is about two miles in diameter. If it continues to expand and exceeds ten miles, no matter what it is, we will directly bombard it with several tactical nuclear bombs!"
"So, if you have a way to deal with it, please be quicker!"
At this time, as soon as Nick Fury finished speaking, Brigadier General Glenn Talbert immediately came forward and warned Colson with a serious expression.
This time, most of the town and the citizens in the town who were unable to escape were swallowed by this group of strange things. Glenn Talbert could imagine that what their government and military in the United States would face would definitely be the blame of countless people! Those letters that denounced their incompetence would completely overwhelm the offices of all government units!
But no matter what, the first thing to do now is not to let it continue to expand and expand into larger cities around! While Brigadier General Glenn Talbert warned Colson, at this time, their tactical nuclear bombs were ready and ready to be fired at any time.
"Agent Colson, our World Security Council has also been paying close attention to this matter! I hope you can do your best to properly resolve this matter!"
"Yes, that thing is so weird... It has devoured so many lives in a short time. If it continues to expand, the consequences will be simply unimaginable! So, we hope that everyone can work together to abandon past grudges and work together to resolve this emergency!"
"We don't want to see this matter worsen. The consequences are something that none of us want to see!"
"We are also urging and coordinating countries to investigate this matter immediately, hoping that it will not be a weapon of mass destruction by a terrorist organization..."
Several members of the World Security Council also began to speak. Although they were all bureaucratic clichés, their purpose was to stop the strange material expansion and find out the truth!
"Okay! Sir, I think, I understand what to do!"
Nodding, Colson responded to this tricky thing with a little ugly expression, then waved his hand and turned off all communications at the same time.
"First, convey the order: Let Captain Rogers and his team of people set off immediately and evacuate all the people around them as soon as possible, so that they can stay away from here temporarily, the farther away, the better!"
"Then, Melinda, Fitz, Simmons, and Barbara, you guys, go down with me in five minutes and analyze and study it carefully. First, we need to find out what the ball of substance underneath is?"
Understanding the seriousness of the matter, Colson immediately let his "Bear" spacecraft and the captain and his other ship disappear at the same time, and then landed directly on the ground. Now they don't care about too much, so they must start investigating and estimating the harm of the mass of material as soon as possible.
Moreover, they were going to take advantage of the large group of strange substances below to stop expanding and expanding, study them carefully, figure out its structure and principles, and then think about what kind of way can be eliminated?
"It's all right now. Alright, everyone, come and prepare. After reaching the ground later, we must cheer up. Once we find that it is reactivated or inflated, we must evacuate as soon as possible!"
After seeing that everyone had no objection, Colson waved his hand and took advantage of the time when the spacecraft was descending to make everyone prepare quickly. Even he himself was preparing to wear a light universal protective suit to avoid the thing below having biochemical infection or other threats.
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"Hi! Cute little girl, we finally meet again. How about it? Are you very surprised and unexpected?"
After Deadpool Wade Winston Wilson saw that the door of the house that he had been busy all morning but could not make any mistakes finally opened, he jumped off the house immediately and leaned forward towards a little girl who seemed to be full of black lines and an impatient look on her face.
"I just don't understand why this lock in your house is so difficult to open?"
"From the time when the sun was not rising this morning, I have been studying it for almost a whole morning! What I didn't expect was that all the lock-opening tools I carried with me were useless?"
"Whether it is the first time you scan the face, pry it with a sword, or even hit it with a stone, hit it with a body or kick it with a foot, you can't do anything about it!"
"And I also tried to climb to the second floor of your house and smash the windows of your house. Unfortunately, they seem to be as tough as the steel on the door? I don't understand, do you use bulletproof glass when you decorate your windows?"
"Anyway, after practice, I came to the conclusion that your home must be the safest place in the world! And, you must have many enemies? Otherwise, you wouldn't have hid here and built such a solid house..."
Regardless of the little girl's half-drooping eyelids, Deadpool just wandered around the little girl and kept talking, not caring about her identity as a thief and her powerful strength.
In the morning, when Deadpool himself returned to normal, he immediately climbed up from the seabed far away.
Then, in one morning, he brushed his face dozens of times on the automatic device, but unfortunately, he never recognized him! This made him feel that the popular method of using orange peel to brush fingerprint locks seems to be useless? Otherwise, why can't his face, which is even ugly than orange peel, be able to brush the automatic door?
Moreover, what he couldn't understand even more was: which stupid designer made a breaking door? He didn't even have a keyhole, which made the master key and wire he prepared useless...
So he struggled for a whole morning, smashing dozens of stones, seven or eight big coconuts, and kicked a leg and a sword in the middle, but he still couldn't do anything about it!
He even found that when the stones hit, there were no scratches...
He almost tried digging a hole in the ground and looked at the other party's floor from the bottom of the house. Is it the kind that can be pried open?
"Why……"
"Panda Eye's Strange Smash... This is not a house, this is a most advanced interstellar cruise ship... Whether it is armor or glass, it can withstand the direct aiming shooting of the main gun of the warship... So, if you use your hands and stones, you will definitely not be able to pry it open..."
This guy is not a guy with extremely powerful power like the Hulk. How could he do this spaceship when he is violent and can remove the warship with bare hands? At that time, the reason why the bear Tibers did not wake him up in time was probably because he knew that this stupid guy would never break the door or break the window, so he waited until he woke up?
For dealing with such a familiar, shameless and extremely thick-skinned guy, Annie didn't think about how to deal with him for a while. Fortunately, the sound insulation effect of this warship was very good, and Annie's sleep was not disturbed at all, otherwise, she would have burned this weirdo with a fire!
"Ha? So that's the case, no wonder..."
"I have always thought, how could there be locks and doors in this world that are so handsome that I can't open or doors that can't be opened?"
"Little girl, you may not know that in order to learn the lock-opening skill, I caught a large group of thieves, stripped them naked and played the shame PLAY for several nights, and they finally cried and begged to teach me all the skills!"
"It's not that I'm talking big. I can definitely open the safe of any bank in the world within three minutes! Of course, the premise is that if I carry enough explosives, it's definitely OK!"
"Wow, I think you seem a little unhappy? Then let me tell you a joke, what do you think?"
Deadpool Wilson hesitated for a while, and after seeing the little girl's spirits seem to be not very good, he followed her while continuing to whine and whine, and then began to make a joke of him:
"It seems to be in the past two years..."
"I'll go find a mutant guy named Francis to take revenge, that is, transform me into some bad guy who looks like this now!"
"And... I actually took an Indian man's taxi twice. I still remember his name until now, as if it was Duponte? Then... I instigated him to kidnap his cousin Bandu in order to win back the heart of his girl named Jita, but who knew that the idiot actually went there?"
"I admire him very much. You have to know that an ordinary person who dares to take these risks to do such a big thing must be brave!"
To be continued...