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Chapter 1048 The Bear Shield Bureau is in super trouble!(1/3)

 One of the senior executives of Bear ShieldDi, Director Nick Fury's capable general, and the black widow Natasha Romanov, who is also a member of the Avengers and an elite agent of the Elite Agent of the Bear ShieldDi, and Daisy Johnson, who is nicknamed Shakewa and even claims to be able to shake the earth, these two serious and cold-looking female agents together today, led several male agents to the wealthy community next to Pelham Bay Park, the house with the house number 0309.

That's right, this is the place where Tang Xiaoseng and his family's uncle Monkey live in seclusion. It also makes the agents of Bear Shield Detective impatiently and have someone help to transplant several big trees with lush branches and leaves, but they can't plant them no matter how strange it is!

"Amitabha!"

"The two great masters have really made the humble house shine brightly. The little monk feels extremely honored... Come on, Natasha female donor and Daisy female donor, you haven't seen each other for a few days, you have become more beautiful. Can we hug me?"

The arrival of Black Widow and the Zhenbo Girl was obviously expected or calculated by Tang Xiaoseng.

So, without waiting for the two female acquaintances to knock on the door or ring the doorbell, he opened the door with a smile and even reached out his hand diligently, as if he was planning to give them hugs and kisses with them separately according to the etiquette of these foreign barbarians?

For Tang Xiaomeng, many of the bad habits and living habits in these barbaric countries were unbearable to him by the true Buddha from the Celestial Kingdom! However, he could enjoy other habits, such as seeing a strange and beautiful woman, even if both sides were not familiar with each other, she could also use the name of etiquette to hug each other and kiss him, and there was no need to worry about being called rude?

"snort!"

‘…’

Unfortunately, both of them were just cold or frowning, signaling the other agents to wait outside, and then directly ignored a young thief monk who was about to come forward to hug them, regardless of the other party's open hands, and just walked around from both sides of the other party.

"Hi~! Hello, Sun Wukong!"

‘Hello, Dasheng Sun!’

After being shocked to this messy room, the two of them nodded friendly to someone who was wearing beach pants and floral shirts, sitting on the sofa, watching TV while picking their feet, and watching TV, which was like a human. They said hello.

‘You guys are good too…’

‘Sit as you like, take whatever you want to eat, don’t be polite to my old grandson!’

A monkey didn't pay much attention to the two people who had come here once or twice. Now he was very familiar with the people from Bear Shield Detective. He just waved his hand and signaled to tell them what they wanted to eat. After just taking it from the coffee table where he had another smelly foot, he continued to pick up his other foot, and then grabbed a handful of French fries from the table from time to time and started eating it.

“…”

"Thank you! I'm not hungry yet!"

Looking at the messy junk food on the coffee table that had been stored for no reason, and then looking at the messy packaging bags and the melon seed shells everywhere, as well as the terrible hall environment beside it, Natasha's mouth twitched, then stood there with her arm in her arms and shook her head.

God knows how long the things here have been left, and some of them seem to be moldy. As long as she is not stupid and doesn't want her stomach to have problems, she will definitely not be polite to the other party!

"I, I don't need to..."

Seeing that the smelly socks on the table were placed with food, the shaking girl opened her mouth, then quickly waved her hands, hugged her wrist and stood on the other side of the Black Widow with a dry smile.

"Amitabha, good, good..."

At this time, maybe I saw the awkward expressions on the faces of the two beauties, or maybe I suddenly realized that I felt that my living environment with Uncle Monkey was indeed deteriorating too much?

So, Tang Xiaoseng quickly clasped his hands together and pronounced the Buddha's name. Then he didn't know what he did. In the blink of an eye, the entire hall of the house became clean and the floor was spotless. Even Tang Xiaoseng's shiny and handsome little bald head could be reflected. Even the "trash" on the table instantly turned into a pile of delicious fruits and delicacies?

“!!”

"So amazing?"

The shockwave girl who had never seen the other party use this spell was obviously startled. Then, in a while, she planned to step forward and take one of the things on the coffee table to eat?

"Hello!"

"I advise you not to do that, because it's just their tricks, don't pay attention to those things!"

However, when the Zhenbo girl reached out to grab a dessert that looked like a bunch of some kind, the black widow Natasha, who was standing beside her, quickly reached out to hold her.

If she remembered correctly, the place just now seemed to have two stinky socks that I don't know who threw them there? So, if the shaking girl didn't want to bite her down and found that she was eating two stinky socks, it would be best to stand honestly and not touch anything?

"ah!!"

After hearing what the Black Widow said, the Zhenbo girl who came to her senses quickly retracted her hand.

"Tsk~!"

Seeing that a thief monk used a magical power to please the two women, "Uncle Monkey" who was only snorting at the side, he snorted coldly, lay directly on the sofa, then waved the remote control with one hand and began to press aimlessly.

"Amitabha!"

"Since that's the case, two female donors, please sit down, please use tea?"

Seeing that the two women no longer fooled him, but continued to stand still, Tang Xiaoseng was not annoyed, and waved his wide sleeves directly, and then a tray and four cups of fragrant tea with a hint of heat and tempting fragrance appeared on his other hand.

“!!”

"Hey! This is a good thing. What you, the thief monk, came from the Western Tathagata, is still hidden?!"

Seeing that a thief monk was so generous and used such fairy tea to entertain guests, a monkey was shocked and quickly reached out. The right hand, which was just picking his feet, instantly turned several meters long. Then, without any politeness, he took a cup back from the tray on Tang Xiaoseng's hand, and then quickly "sucked" and started drinking.

"This is a good thing!"

"Daisy, try it too. I've drunk it once before, it's a magical thing!"

Finally, it was rare that when a monkey took away one of the cups quickly, the black widow's eyes lit up. She quickly reached out and took two cups from the tray, then stuffed one of them directly into the hand of the Zhenbowo girl, and signaled that the other party not to be polite, she also hurriedly handed the green tea to her lips and began to sip it in small sips.

“So amazing…”

“Is this some kind of space technology?”

After taking the quaint cylindrical cup handed to her by Natasha, she only felt that it smelled very fragrant, but she didn't know what was good about the tea, so she just started to study it on her own because she felt that the spell that the other party just seemed to be an application of some kind of space technology, which was somewhat similar to what they currently mastered by Bear ShieldD?

"Oh!"

"Why, Tang Xiaomeng, you are willing to take out such a good thing? Have you ever had some kind of bad intentions again and still wanted to fuck us?"

The black widow ignored the curiosity and inquiries of the Zhenbo girl beside her, and just slapped her with a smile and asked jokingly at the handsome thief monk who was holding a cup in front of her, who was savoring a little evil spirit.

The other party's virtues are known to them, so if the other party thinks that taking out some good things to treat them can make her and Daisy look different, it would be a big mistake! Anyway, as long as the other party dares to take them out, she will drink as much as possible, but if she wants her to treat the other party differently, she will not even think about it!

"Amitabha! Good, good..."

"Natasha's female donor misunderstood. I am a monk. The monk doesn't talk. The monk just wants to make a living by you, that's all!"

When Tang Xiaoseng heard the other party's jokes and saw the playful eyes in his smart eyes, he was not upset. He just smiled and bowed slightly and then pronounced the Buddha's name.

Why he was willing to take it out naturally had his intention? The smart, capable, vicious and vicious woman in front of her, who was like a Shura, was naturally unable to guess easily, and he would not say it easily.

"Fuhua?"

Natasha was stunned for a moment, and then quickly understood what the other person's mouth meant.

"I don't understand, is there any difference?"

Natasha has seen many surveillance and documentation of the thief monk in front of her before, and naturally knew what the other party’s mouth meant, and also understood how many women had been transformed by the other party. So she sneered and turned her head gently.

“Good, good…”

"Of course there are still a little bit..."

Strictly speaking, the "transformation" in Tang Xiaoseng's mouth is obviously more elegant and more Buddha-like. Since he is a living true Buddha, he always needs to pay attention to his image and wording, where can he speak such dirty words casually?

"snort!"

"What about her? Do you want to pass on? Also, if I remember correctly, you have passed on her level 2 female agent from our Bear Shield Detective last week?"

Pointing at Daisy, thinking about the poor little girl who was deceived by the other party not long ago, the elite who was forced to disqualify from the field before the training was finished and transferred to the internal duty. Natasha was so angry that she came.

"Amitabha!"

"The female donor of Natasha didn't know that Ksitigarbha had made a great wish to pass through hell. As the saying goes, 'Hell is not empty, and you will not become a Buddha. Only when all sentient beings are saved can you attain Bodhi'? The little monk is not talented, and he also wants to imitate Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and spread the endless people."

Tang Xiaomeng said without blushing, without any sense of shame or shame when the other party exposed the trick.

"Why don't you go to the ferry with him? He has said several times that he wants to learn Buddhism and skills from you!"

With a sneer, Natasha pointed to Alfonso McKinsey, who was standing outside the yard like an iron tower, who was standing outside the yard on duty and guarding. The bald guy has always admired Tang Xiaomeng very much. Unfortunately, the thief monk in front of him refused the other party's request to become a disciple several times.

"Amitabha, he is obsessed with it and cannot be saved!"

Tang Xiaoseng wouldn't say that if the other party was a beautiful black girl, he would have gone to "transfer" the other party long ago, but unfortunately, the other party was a strong and muscular straight man, which was really not his destiny.

"What about him?"

Natasha pointed to the one who was also outside, who was extremely capable of fighting and now promoted to the captain of a field squad and level 7 agent of Bear Shield Detective.

"The sea of ​​suffering cannot be crossed even if it is up and down!"

Last time that guy broke his Tang Xiaoseng’s enlightenment action on Barbara Morse. Now he still remembers the other party, how could he transform into that kind of guy?

"But you just said you want to save all the people!"

After drinking all the amazing green tea that was not much in the cup in one sip, Natasha snorted and put the cup on the coffee table beside her.

"Amitabha!"

"The little monk has always only saved people who are destined to be..."

It seemed that because of a little embarrassment, Tang Xiaoseng finally laughed embarrassedly, even though a monkey next to him snatched Xiangming that he had just taken two sips of him.

"All right……"

"I probably understand, but Tang Xiaoseng, please stay away from us! Because we came here to find you today because we have something to do to ask you for help, not to play with you, that's very important!"

After seeing the Zhenbo girl on the side, she seemed to have discovered the benefits of the tea in the teacup and drank it in two big mouthfuls, Natasha held her arms and stood in front of a thief monk and stared at the other party's eyes with a serious look.

“Good, good…”

"Please say, I will do what I can within my ability?"

Although he doesn't like being called, since he has refused to return to his own world and return to the Song Dynasty, in order to continue to stay here and enjoy the price and exchange of various conveniences and privileges brought to him by the Bear Shield Detective, it is definitely necessary to help the Bear Shield Detective or the Huberian if necessary, and he has no objection to this.
To be continued...
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