Chapter 1009: O Buddha, why don’t you save me and not her? (1st update)(1/2)
In short, it was only a short week before the black widow Natasha's black supercar had to go to the gate of the house of a certain monk Hua and Monkey King.
“…”
Looking at the two little oak trees with bare necks in the other party's yard, and looking at the lush plants in the yards of other people's families in the communities on both sides, Natasha took a deep breath and took off the sunglasses on her nose, with a dark face, and walked directly to the home of a guy who was smiling and waiting for her in front of the door.
"Amitabha……"
"Natasha female donor, I heard the oriole sing on the branches this morning, but I didn't expect that you would be here in the afternoon, and it suddenly made the humble house shine. It's so honorable~!"
Although the other party had a bad face for some reason, Tang Xiaoseng still smiled and greeted the other party, and smiled while closing the door gently while looking at the other party.
"I said..."
"Two guys, what's going on outside? Can't you be more honest?!"
After coming in, Natasha did not sit down, but hugged her arm, concealed the turbulent waves on her chest, blocking the vulgar gaze of the two guys, then squinted her eyes slightly and looked at the two people in the living room of the house and questioned.
"Female donor, what does this mean?"
Tang Xiaoseng looked at his uncle Monkey and found that the other party was also confused, then asked back.
"You still have the face to ask?"
"Didn't Bear ShieldDi has paid you a salary? Why did you go to pull branches and turn money into money? Do you know that you have been complained by people from your community again. They all say that your family's greening is not good, and they have been maliciously destroying trees, which seriously affects their mood when they go out to work in the morning!!"
Pointing to the two leaves with only double-digit numbers and some crooked neck oaks outside the window, Natasha covered her curly-haired forehead with a headache. She no longer knew how to talk about these two guys in front of her who had been unchanged after repeated teachings.
"Amitabha! Good, good..."
Looking out the window and seeing the two bare trees, Tang Xiaoseng was stunned for a moment, then closed his hands and closed his eyes and recited the Buddha's name loudly, and began to pretend to be deaf and dumb.
He said that the matter had nothing to do with him, because that tree was indeed not something he said, Tang Xiaomeng, he was innocent. If you have any problems, just go to his uncle Monkey. He really doesn't know much about it...or at most it's just a charge of not reporting it if you know the truth?
“!!”
"You're the grandson of the country!"
"I, Lao Sun, pulled his own tree branches and did their own thing? I, Lao Sun, was complained about his tree, and I, Lao Sun, knew that it was a mistake, but now, I, Lao Sun, pulled his own tree, and they still complained. What's the reason for this?"
"My old Sun's tree just likes it's so bald. My old Sun's master is also a bald man. They like to see it, and if you don't look at it, get out of here!"
When he heard that Pinatasha, the young lady in front of him was asking for trouble because of such a thing, a monkey, Monkey King Sun Wukong threw away the remote control and completely ignored the appearance of falling to the ground and falling to the ground, he jumped up from the sofa, just bare-handedly wearing a pair of beach pants, and started to be confused.
To be honest, if it weren't for the recent financial strain and the money that Bear Shindao paid too little was not enough for their expenses, if it wasn't because he was too lazy to go out far to pull branches, would he have to keep pulling his own tree?
"Okay!"
"Sun Dasheng, you might as well stop talking. I'm not here for this matter today. Our bureau will send someone to deal with the tree matter. Just pretend I haven't said it!"
Seeing that the other party was about to continue swearing, Natasha quickly reached out to signal the other party to stop.
Because, she did have something else to do here today. As for the two trees outside the door, she just looked at them and mentioned it by the way. Moreover, Bear Shield Detective has placed an order with the relevant departments, and there will be people from the greening company to replace them tomorrow. At that time, the two of them will just be casually involved. After they are pulled, Bear Shield Detective will continue to send people to the race. Anyway, it is not a big deal!
"snort!!"
After a certain monkey snorted coldly, he quickly jumped back to his sofa, then raised his butt and lay down under the sofa to find the two batteries that he had just scattered after he dropped the remote control.
"oh?"
"Is there something else about Natasha's female donor? Have you agreed to the monk's previous invitation and prepared to take some time with the monk to have dinner together?"
If that's the case, he should prepare it later, such as seeing if there is a suitable dress and making a hairstyle by the way.
“…”
However, Natasha, who was about to talk about the serious business, opened her mouth, and finally had to give up helplessly, and instead glanced up and down at the monk Hua who wanted to invite her with some kind of playful eyes.
"Why does the female donor look at the little monk with this kind of gaze? Is there something wrong with the little monk's face?"
After subconsciously touching his face, Tang Xiaoseng found that his face was still so handsome, and there was no dirt or lipstick sticking to it, he asked in confusion.
“…”
"We, Bear ShieldD, have statistics. In the past ten days you have been to our earth, there are no less than ten women you have hooked up with, right?"
"To be honest, you should just die of your heart as soon as possible. I don't like flower monks like you at all!"
In Natasha's opinion, the guy in front of him is the same as the playboy Tony Stark in the past! However, Tony Stark is still selective at least, and after having Pepper Potz, he has almost turned aside. How could he rely on his strength to do whatever he wants to do with his power?
"In my opinion, a guy like you is like a wolf. When you are hungry, you will go looking for prey, and when you are full, you will turn around and leave. You have never seriously considered other people's feelings, or you have never even really liked it seriously, and you don't know how to like someone?"
"Of course, you are the kind of amazing gods. We earthlings are just mortals. Maybe you think what you do is right, and I may not necessarily say it is wrong?"
Of course, Natasha felt that it was more likely that these so-called gods had never cared about the idea of ordinary earth women like them? After all, she had seen many powerful guys, as well as the so-called high-ranking "gods" who looked at ordinary earthlings.
and,
If it weren't for work needs, I'm afraid that Natasha would be unhappy to deal with such a flower monk?
"Amitabha, how good it is~!"
"Female donor, you are not a little monk, how do you know that I don't have a little monk?"
Tang Xiaoseng asked back, as the saying goes, how can you know the joy of fish if you don’t have a fish? You must know that Tang Xiaoseng’s thoughts were beyond his mind. The woman in front of him was just seeing him twice and then judging him with some investigations. That was a little too arbitrary.
At least, it should be time to date him and have in-depth communication before making a conclusion?
"No!"
"Sorry! I will never believe that a flower monk will have it!"
Natasha shook her head confidently. Their agents have extremely firm hearts. Some people and things, once they have their own judgments and leave some good or bad impressions in their hearts, will be difficult to change again.
"I will be in my heart against the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditches..."
"Forget it, Amitabha!"
"Female donor, since you think so, let's just think about it... I'll go upstairs to recite scriptures first. I haven't done my morning class yet, so I have to make up for it now. Although the little monk has become a Buddha, no one dares to blame whether he chants or not, but you always have to recite scriptures for a day of monks."
After staring at the other party's firm eyes for a while, Tang Xiaoseng thought about it, then shook his head with a hilarious and without explaining it, he just said the Buddha's name lonely and turned around and left.
"etc!"
"I still have something to say!!"
Seeing that the other party was leaving and seeing the other party's back that couldn't tell what it felt, it was Natasha's turn to be stunned. However, she quickly reacted and made a sound and planned to call him.
This is just like what she said. She came here today, but there is really something to ask these two gods in front of her who know how to eat, drink and have fun. They can't let the other party leave like this.
"No need to say more, the little monk knew the purpose of the female donor. Since it was Annie's business, that was mine. I will deal with Uncle Monkey tomorrow."
"Amitabha!"
After saying that, a young monk who was so handsome and evil-looking quickly disappeared from the entrance of the living room, and he had obviously gone upstairs.
“…”
"Did I say something wrong just now?!"
Frowning, although he was a little unhappy that the other party used the mysterious mind reading technique or other spells to him, after hesitating for a while, Natasha turned her head and asked at someone who was actually watching Journey to the West TV series and was judging from time to time.
“…”
After pausing, a monkey who didn't want to talk had thought about it, and finally pressed the pause button of the remote control.
"Natasha female donor..."
"Why don't you think? If not, you think so many goblins and women would fall in love with him wholeheartedly, and he could hook up with so many 'goblins' so easily!?"
Sun Wukong sneered and looked at the black widow Natasha, and soon carefully turned his ears to listen to the movements upstairs, then continued in his voice:
"My old son tells you, the one who doesn't understand is actually you, a mortal man with awesomeness! He originally wanted to save you, but you missed it..."
"Forget it, it's useless to tell you. My old grandson should watch my old grandson's TV series!"
A certain monkey stood up, but soon he sat back and raised the remote control and planned to press the play button.
“!!”
"He actually has a story? Can you tell me about it?"
Natasha is still a little interested in gossip, especially the gossip of gods and immortals, and the person she judged wrongly.
“…”
After hesitating for a moment, Sun Wukong's finger that was about to press the play button could not be pressed, because Natasha had already sat beside him and stared at him with the look that made him feel bored, making him feel uncomfortable.
"Okay! My old son told you, but you must not spread it!!"
After giving the other party a message, a monkey began to sigh and recall it.
"In the past, many years ago, of course, what I, Lao Sun, are not talking about in this world, but another world, before we go to obtain the scriptures!"
"At that time, he had a childhood sweetheart named Bilian..."
"They grew up together. He is one year older than Bilian. In addition, he is sensible since he was a child, and he always protects and takes care of that girl..."
"Slowly, the two of them grew up, and they really admire each other!"
"However, the two of them are destined to be together after all... Some things are destined to be unchanged! He is destined to go to the sutras and become a Buddha, and she is destined to be a mortal in this life and can only marry someone else! When there is no hope of cultivating immortals, no one can help him, and even the Buddha Lord does not save her, what will you do?"
Speaking of this, a monkey sighed and shook his head.
If that little girl hadn't left so early, maybe that little guy could help the monk? But, in everything in the world, how could there be so many ifs?
To be continued...