Chapter 1000 *(ˊˋ*)* A thousand chapters, major events!(1/4)
Time and the world are changing rapidly, and will not be transferred by anyone's will. Isn't this? When an irresponsible little girl leaves the last wizard hunter world again and is about to go to a new world to roam, some changes that have quietly happened are happening subtly...
Because no one knows why, maybe it may be the cause of the consciousness of the world itself? Maybe it may be that all the world Anne goes to have left her mark? Or maybe it is her powerful force that has unknowingly affected the world one by one, allowing them to brew themselves and evolve in the direction they think is good for themselves?
Anyway,
Some changes are happening quietly. Regardless of whether a little girl has paid attention to it or not, whether she is intentional or unintentional, those changes are happening quietly in the world she has "popular" and have led to the connection between the originally unconnected worlds and becoming extremely close?
Just like:
At this time, on the night street of New York in a world with bright neon, a bald man in a gray cloth robe, the evil-looking and handsome guy was standing on the street with a heroic man in a well-dressed suit, crescent-shaped gold hoop, and hair bun, and looking side by side at the magical vehicles coming and going and the whole world of flowers and wine.
"Amitabha……"
"Wukong..."
"You said, was it really wrong for me to take you three and one donkey to worship Buddha and seek scriptures in the West? Otherwise, why would God suddenly instruct and punish us, letting us, the master and disciple, fall into this world of flowers, where monsters and monsters are rampant, and ghosts are rampant, and ghosts?"
"Amitabha! Good, good!"
Tang Sanzang, who clasped his hands together and was compassionate to the world, looked at the world of the world with a scattered story in front of him. He couldn't help but sigh, then lowered his head and closed his eyes with a faint look of excitement and uttered the Buddha's name heavily.
"snort……"
"Come on, you still have the face to ask me! Who had to cry and make a fuss to go to get the Western Paradise? Now that it's over, who can you blame?"
The heroic man in a well-dressed suit, with a crescent-shaped golden hoop on his head and a bun, said sarcastically.
That’s right, he is the famous Supreme Treasure, the leader of the Axe Gang, and he is also the Monkey King, Bi Ma Wen, the Monkey King, and Sun Wukong, who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace two thousand years ago!
I remembered that when the four of them finally arrived in the west, they finally arrived at the west, but saw the smiling Li Gongfu with the army waiting in front of the Daleiyin Temple, patting his chest and praising his chest to ensure that the situation when the four masters and disciples, plus a small donkey, would never dare to interfere with the situation when no one dared to interfere with the situation of the situation when he was still fresh in memory!
To be honest, if they had known that the Western Heaven would eventually become the territory of the Song Dynasty, which scriptures would they take?
Of course, that was the past, so it would be better not to mention it!
"besides!"
"You little boy, I, Lao Sun, have you told you many times that I was your disciple when I was seeking the scriptures. That's right, that's a matter of principle. You really can't do it randomly!"
"But after the Buddhist scriptures, I, Lao Sun, will be your uncle Monkey! However, it is not okay if you insist on calling Uncle Bao... Principles belong to principles, and seniority belongs to seniority. Don't make mistakes, you little guy, otherwise, when you go back, I, Lao Sun, asks Thirty-shy Niang to beat you!"
"You know, Lao Sun, I personally changed the diapers for you, a big or small guy, and chewed rice paste to feed you. You dared not recognize others when you turn your face, and you dare to call me Lao Sun's Dharma name directly?!"
He glanced at a man named Tang Xiaoseng who looked more handsome than the leader of the Axe Gang after shaved his head. Someone who turned back to being a human, wearing a decent suit, the Monkey King Monkey King and the Fighting War Buddha tightened his tie and glared at the other party in anger, and corrected it righteously.
"Ahem..."
"Uncle Monkey, can we stop talking about the disgusting things like chewing rice, okay?"
"Ami, that Buddha..."
After finally resisting the nausea urge, Tang Xiaoseng once again proclaimed the Buddha's name before he advised someone who had become a human, even though he still couldn't change the monkey appearance.
"By the way!"
"Uncle Monkey, let's just leave Uncle Pig or Uncle Sha San and others, and come to this American barbarian country outside the East China Sea without having time to inform them, would this matter be a little unfriendly?"
actually,
After obtaining the scriptures, four masters and apprentices who gathered on the edge of West Lake in Qiantang County, and the little donkey had just let a thief use some supreme means to cross time and space, and cross the world, and arrive at a world completely different from the world where they are. Their masters and apprentices were not here, but were still on the shore of Hangzhou, the same bright and wine-filled West Lake.
However, due to various reasons, Tang Xiaoseng and his uncle Monkey crossed a hundred and eighteen thousand miles, and came to this big American city. He stayed there for several days, and until now.
“Unfriendly?”
"Oh! Your donkey girl, with that idiot and the bald monk, went to trouble those shops selling donkey meat, what's wrong? I said, "Young monk, you're not seeing each other for a day, and you still can't let go of your donkey girl, who wants to 'ride' her again?"
"How about it? I, the uncle, are so good, and I will take them over now?"
A monkey felt that that kind of thing was not difficult, at most it was a problem of two somersaults, much faster than that plane! Anyway, as long as the guy around him had a face with Dharma appearance and the Sandalwood Merit Buddha nodded, he immediately brought the three people over, and it would not take more than one minute. If he exceeded it, he would lose.
“!!”
"No, no!"
"Amitabha! Good, good..."
"Uncle Monkey, you are obsessed with the eyes. I just talk casually. I will take care of Uncle Pig and the others a little. Why do you have to be so serious?"
Seeing that the other party seemed to be really ready to fight Douyun to the east land in the west, Tang Xiaoseng felt a terrified, then he was quick and quick, and the golden Buddha light flashed in his hand. In the blink of an eye, he grabbed the other party's wrist and pulled the other party tightly. At least he did not let the other party's follower fight start.
‘…’
‘After so many years of learning the scriptures, donkeys and other things have long been bored with riding. If it were his green lotus, it was almost the same...’
"Oh, look at the little monk's memory!"
"Uncle Monkey, I almost forgot to ask after being interrupted by you: Now that you have changed into this 'human-like' suit, where are you going to have fun?"
He muttered a few words and remembered his own destined Bilian back then, and a little memory of the gentle and elegant girl who followed her butt and shouted "Brother Tang" every day. Tang Xiaoseng, who sighed, shook his head quickly and smiled and continued to ask his uncle Monkey.
"What are you saying!"
"Hmph! It's okay to tell you, because my old son found a pretty good nightclub nearby today. I heard that it's very interesting, so I want to have fun tonight?!"
Sun Houzi didn't care about the questions and sarcasm of his master and nephew, because he had long been used to it, so he directly told his own purpose openly.
"Amitabha……"
"Uncle Monkey, we have no money. Apart from daily needs, you should not use leaves to turn into colorful people's fights, right?"
To be honest, Tang Xiaoseng felt that his uncle Monkey used leaves to turn money into money, and his behavior was very bad. Although Tang Xiaoseng did not show any mercy when he was eating and drinking by himself, he always felt a little guilty.
Of course, it's just a little bit, not a lot... And every time, he just chants the Buddha's name and is done, and it won't bother him for too long. After all, no matter what, they both have become Buddhas, and their every move has the profound meaning of Buddha, so there is no need to worry too much?
"If you don't need to change leaves, then what to change? Can stones be used?"
The monkey who subconsciously wanted to reach out and pull down dozens of leaves from the green trees on the street and turned into a large stack of green Franklin bills with a value of 100 yuan was hesitated, then turned his head and asked Tang Xiaoseng behind him in confusion.
"this……"
"Amitabha, forgot! The stone is too heavy, and I feel so uncomfortable when I hold it. Then use the leaves!!"
The stones were too heavy and it was hard to find on the street. There was no way. After thinking about it, Tang Xiaoseng, who could come up with a good solution, quickly compromised because he thought it was better to carry money from leaves?
"Then what are you talking about?!"
After snorting with annoyance, a monkey, a certain monkey, ignored the strange eyes of the occasional passerby, and just wore a decent suit and began to pull down a bunch of branches and leaves from the trees on the street.
Then, first, I looked around and found that no one was paying attention to me, so I quickly plucked off the branches and left only the leaves, and threw them into the grass without any moral integrity.
"Here!"
"Little monk, Uncle Monkey knows that you can't bear to turn money into frauds, so Uncle Monkey has also made this portion of yours. This is one hundred pieces, so you can save some money!"
A certain monkey stuffed a thick stack of green banknotes into the cuffs of the bald little monk Tang's wide gray monk's robe.
"I can't do it! I can't do it, Uncle Monkey!"
"Amitabha……"
Although he said "I can't do it", Tang Xiaoseng had no intention of refusing at all. Instead, he opened his cuffs considerately, revealing the built-in Qiankun bag that placed things inside, so that the other party could help him stuff them in.
Anyway,
Tang Xiaoseng himself will definitely not use magic to change money to deceive people, even if the other party is a barbaric and foreign country, it is no exception!
But if it was transformed by someone else...
For example, if it was his uncle Monkey who was transformed and gave it to him with kindness, he would be disrespectful! Isn’t that saying good-looking?: ‘The elders dare not refuse; the elders dare to refuse, and they deserve it’? So, in order not to let down his uncle Monkey’s kindness, he had to reluctantly spend money.
"snort!"
"Okay, OK, Tang Xiaoseng, I'm really strange after staying in this world for two days. So, I'm going to dance now. Do you want to go with me?"
After saying that and giving the other party money that would definitely not starve to death, Sun Houzi, who felt that he was different and unconspiring, was ready to go to his nightlife.
"Well..."
Obviously, Tang Xiaomeng was a little hesitant. Of course, he might also want to be a little pretentious?
“Hey~!”
"Forget it, I, Lao Sun, forgot that you are a monk, I will definitely not go there! Because there are many blonde fairies with excellent figures in that nightclub, so I, Lao Sun, will only dress more decently tonight so that I can subdue them so that they can avoid being laughed at by me, Lao Sun, who popped out of the mountain!"
After tightening the red bow tie on the suit and shirt, and then patting the grass clippings and dust from the trees that had just been stained with the big money from the leaves, a certain monkey planned to set off to carry out his glorious and great career of subduing demons and demons?
Back then, when they were seeking the scriptures in the West, all the female fairies were hooked up by Tang Xiaoseng, who looked like a slut. He was very angry! And now, they have come to this flower world, and it seems that they can't find a way to go back for the time being. Therefore, without some constraints, the leader of the Axe Gang is ready to retake some old karma that has been put on hold for a long time.
“!!”
"Wait, Goku..."
However, a monkey had just turned around and was stopped by his master and nephew. Then, at some point, a smooth and gentle big hand actually grabbed his wrist firmly?
"What are you doing? If you call me 'Wukong' again, I will turn my back!"
"Let go! This is me... This is the famous watch "Parmigiani" that my old son uses a branch. You should be gentler. Don't break its Dharma image!!"
If ordinary people twitch, they will definitely not be able to break the expensive suit on his monkey and the famous watch of leaf bills that are said to be worth 85 stacks of 100 denominations!
However, if it was Tang Xiaoseng who had magic power, it would be different, because the other party was a true Buddha, and if he was accidentally destroyed, it would be destroyed! Therefore, it was necessary to make him carelessly whether he could subdue the fairy tonight.
"Amitabha……"
To be continued...