The waiter ghost has very poor cultivation and poor skills, and can only disgust and frighten people.

According to "Tianmu Wei Qi Tan", the greatest ability of this kind of ghost is to transform into a cesspool and pull people into the cesspool to drown.

This move is actually quite cruel.

The main reason is that it is very miserable for people to die in a cesspool.

It should be noted that before a person drowns, he will subconsciously open his mouth to swallow. Those who drown in water often have round bellies, and those who drown in cesspools...

In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a king who died like this. His name was Jin Jinggong. He was also a wise king during his lifetime. He once defeated Qi State and Zhao State achieved hegemony. But when anyone mentions him, they will not talk about his achievements. They will only say one thing.

Incident: He fell into a manure vat and drowned.

So Yun Song didn't give it this chance. After transforming into a wild animal, he condensed a big knife and slashed.

This is the headless ghost's guillotine.

Generally speaking, what kind of knife their heads were chopped off by headless ghosts during their lifetime will determine what kind of knife they will condense into.

This is an obsession.

The wild beast that Yun Song transformed into should have been decapitated by the executioner's beheading knife. What he condensed is also such a knife, a thick-backed machete!

He held the knife in both hands and slashed at the waiter.

Use all your energy!

The waiter was caught off guard and was so frightened that he wailed and retreated, screaming: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Spare my life! Don't kill me, don't mess with my master!"

"If you kill me, my master will..."

The voice became weaker and weaker, and once the word 'master' was spoken, the ghost could no longer make a sound.

It was chopped happily and disappeared into thin air.

Yun Song was sure that the servant ghost had been hacked to death, and then he turned back into a human body.

He went to the next door, kicked open the door and spat in. He looked like a bastard, but he turned out to be just a noob.

You fell down before I even exerted any force!

This time he lost money and spent his yang energy to become a ghost, but gained nothing!

Just when he was depressed, there was a rustling sound outside again. He thought it was a ghost coming again, so he picked up the mahogany sword and rushed out.

Fatty was breathing heavily.

It saw Yunsong cast a sad and aggrieved look: Why did you abandon me again just now?

Yun Song gave it a thoughtful look.

He remembered a story.

It is said that one day the bear went to the toilet without any paper and met a rabbit who was also going to the toilet next to him.

The Bear asked the Rabbit: "Did you bring any paper?" The Rabbit said: "No!"

The bear said: "Aren't you afraid of feces getting on you?" The rabbit said: "You're not afraid!"

Hearing this, the bear started to wipe his butt with the rabbit.

Recalling this story, Yun Song knelt down and asked Fatty: "Did you bring any paper?"

Fatty shrank back.

Yunsong let it go.

It’s not that he’s particular or that he’s kind, it’s mainly that Meizi is also a yam, and this thing has short, hard bristles on its body!

Fortunately, there was a poplar tree next to Gou's toilet. He was very grateful to the poplar tree.

Later, Yun Song took Pang Yu out and Wang Youde and Gou Wenwu were looking for him.

He then pointed to the toilet and asked, "Supreme Lord Fu Sheng, Mr. Gou, what's going on with your toilet?"

Gou Wenwu was more direct and said: "My toilet is haunted."

Yun Song said displeasedly: "When Xiaodao came to your house to use the toilet, you didn't give a warning?"

"Xiaodao is not afraid of ghosts, and he is willing to exorcise ghosts and slay demons, eliminate demons and protect the Tao, but you should at least tell the truth to Xiaodao."

Gou Wenwu said helplessly: "Taoist Master, it's not that I'm hiding anything, it's because you were in a hurry and I didn't have time to tell you about the situation in this toilet."

"But fortunately, the Taoist priest is fine. It's too late to say now..."

"No need." Yun Song waved his hand, "It's just a wild ghost. The trail has rescued it. Nothing will happen to this toilet in the future."

Gou Wenwu was surprised: "Really, really?"

Yun Song nodded: "Fusheng is the supreme deity. Taoist disciples never urinate, let alone tell lies!"

Gou Wenwu hurriedly bowed: "Oh, thank you so much for the Taoist priest's generous intervention. This ghost has caused trouble in my family! Originally, I even found a Taoist priest to solve the problem, but the price the Taoist priest asked was too high, so I didn't let him.

Let’s do this—oh, the Taoist priest is really timely!”

Wang Youde raised his head proudly: "Call me a real person, not a Taoist priest, of course I am a real person!"

"Wait a minute," Yun Song interrupted his flattery, "Master Gou, you found a Taoist priest to resolve this matter, is it Mr. Shenji?"

Suddenly hearing the words "Mr. Shenji", Gou Wenwu's eyes trembled a few times.

He immediately denied it: "No, he is a Taoist priest. Mr. Shenji is not a Taoist priest."

He then changed the subject: "Come on, real man, you can catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits in my house, then I'll invite you to the theater."

Yunsong remained silent, just staring at him.

Mr. Shenji must be related to Gou Wenwu!

The trace of this person appears again!

Gou Wenwu, however, did not look at him and kept clamoring to go to the theater. Wang Youde followed suit and clamored to go to the theater.

Because Gou Wenwu said that there are several female actors in the troupe who are in good order...

Yun Song is not interested in watching a show.

He had turned into a maniac and worked hard at the slave boy before, but this time he felt a little tired and wanted to go back and rest.

So he said to Gou Wenwu: "Thank you very much, Mr. Gou, for your kindness, but Xiaodao's stomach is very upset, so I won't go to the theater."

Gou Wenwu said politely: "I have to express my gratitude to you for getting rid of the ghost that has been causing trouble in my house. If you don't go to the theater, I can't express my gratitude!"

Yun Song said: "Master Gou, you are being polite."

He glanced at Wang Youde.

People like Wang Youde are the most discerning. He immediately said: "There are many ways to express gratitude. You don't have to invite real people to the theater."

"Well, you see that the real person is exhausted from diarrhea. Do you have any tonic at home? Give the real person a tonic."

Yunsong was speechless.

This guy really understands his needs.

Gou Wenwu said to the housekeeper cheerfully: "Okay, you go to the warehouse and take a look and find some rare medicinal materials for the real person."

The housekeeper smiled bitterly and said, "Sir, you have been donating medicine to the poor in recent days, and the medicine storehouse is already empty."

Gou Wenwu thought for a while and said, "That's it. Then I'll prepare a few more pots for Zhenren to go back to Shamao Bar."

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Yun Song bowed his head and saluted: "Thank you, Mr. Gou."

They parted ways here, Gou Wenwu and Wang Youde went to the theater to see the girl, while Yun Song took Pang Yu home first.

After he walked out, there was suddenly a rush of footsteps behind him, and then a low voice said: "Master, wait, wait."

Yun Song stopped and saw Gou Wenwu appearing with a stern look on his face.

Gou Wenwu deliberately avoided Wang Youde and asked him a strange question when there was no one around him:

"Zhenren, why are you looking for Zhu Yunwen?"

Yun Song smiled and said, "Xiaodao has something I want to ask him."

"What's the matter?" Gou Wenwu looked at him with bright eyes.

Seeing his strange attitude, Yun Song asked, "What do you want to know, Mr. Gou?"

Gou Wenwu looked around again.

He said very carefully: "Master, you are looking for Zhu Yunwen for the dragon vein, right?"

These words were very abrupt and inexplicable.

Yun Song frowned and said, "For Dragon Vein? What do you mean?"

Gou Wenwu looked at his expression carefully, as if trying to determine whether he was lying.

After looking at it for a while, he said: "It seems that real people don't know about dragon veins. Well, according to what my classmate said in his sleep, Zhu Yunwen came to our world along a weird passage, and that weird passage is a dragon vein!

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"Many people are looking for this dragon vein. As you know, real person, whoever gets the dragon vein will win the world! Whoever gets the dragon vein will live forever!"
To be continued...