177. Changqiao Old Village (the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen round)(1/2)
Qiao Shouxin's words aroused Yun Song's interest.
He handed Qiao Shouxin a cup of tea: "Tell me carefully."
Qiao Shouxin showed a very dog-like smile: "Thank you, Master Ninth, for the tea. Since Master Ninth, you want to hear it, I will explain it to you. This matter is quite scary - of course, Master Ninth, you are not afraid because of your courage."
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"Stop flattering and tell me quickly," Hu Jinzi urged.
Qiao Shouxin took a sip of tea, coughed lightly, and said, "This is a long story. My uncle's name is Qiao Dongliang. He is the village chief and clan leader of our Changqiao Village..."
"You've already said this, let's make a long story short." Yun Song was also impatient.
Qiao Shouxin blinked and said, "Okay, it's easy to make a long story short. My uncle's father is my great-grandfather. He is a long-lived man. He is already eighty-four this year. This time, he will live an eighty-five-year-old birthday.
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"As the old saying goes, seventy-three or eighty-four, the King of Hell will not ask you to go."
"My great-grandfather has been very careful in the past year for fear of accidents, and then he finally waited until his eighty-fifth birthday."
"Although an eighty-five-year-old birthday is neither the beginning nor the end, it is especially valued by us rural elders because it has just passed the threshold of eighty-four."
"The eighty-fifth birthday is also called the Happy Birthday. My uncle must take care of it, but on this happy birthday, my uncle died at the banquet!"
"How did you die?" Yun Song asked.
Qiao Shouxin said depressedly: "Oh, you guys don't believe it, he choked to death after taking a bite of soy beef!"
Yun Song said: "This is a bit weird."
Qiao Shouxin said: "Who says it's not? But what's even weirder is what's behind! Our Changqiao Village is a big village, with hundreds of households and thousands of people, so someone celebrates their birthday almost every day!"
"The day after my great grandfather died, a child in the village celebrated his birthday, and then he died too!"
"How do you think he died?"
"It's his birthday. There are a lot of dishes prepared at home. Before eating, this kid is running between the kitchen and the dining table with chopsticks, trying a cold dish at the dining table and then going to the kitchen for a hot dish!"
"Just like that, after taking a bite of stewed tofu, he ran into the house with chopsticks in his mouth. When he reached the threshold, he tripped and fell..."
"What a fool!" Yun Song and others gasped, and even the well-informed Su Zhongsheng frowned subconsciously.
This kid died a bit tragically!
Yu Ping'an was overjoyed when he heard what they said, and shouted as he ran: "I'm going to make it, I'm going to make it!"
Tian Fang chased him and beat him again.
Qiao Shou confidently nodded: "You should have guessed that, yes, he was stabbed to death with chopsticks!"
"This is not over yet. Another person died the next day, and this person died even more miserably!"
"Isn't he celebrating his birthday? He plans to kill the pigs he raises for meat. He invites neighbors, relatives and friends to kill the pigs."
"Isn't it necessary to boil water to remove the hair of a pig? He asked his wife to boil a pot of water, and then he saw that the pig at home was too fat and strong to handle, so his relatives and friends tied it up and carried it to the slaughterhouse.
On the chopping board, the rope binding the hind legs was loosened again."
"The man went up to help tie the rope. When he got close, the pig suddenly kicked his legs on his lower abdomen, causing him to stumble back several steps. In the end, he lost his balance and fell to the ground!
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"It's okay to fall to the ground on weekdays, but today his wife boiled a large pot of boiling water in the yard, and she used a large pot suspended from a wooden frame to boil the water..."
"He knocked over the wooden frame at once..." Hu Jinzi said with difficulty.
Qiao Shouxin nodded in frustration: "That big pot of boiling water hit him all over his body on the spot! Alas, he died the worst!"
Yun Song said: "This is really weird. Three people in a row died on the same day as their birthdays. There is definitely something behind this."
Qiao Shouxin said: "Yes, our village was also aware of this matter, so my uncle quickly found a mage to deal with this matter."
"You can't even imagine what happens next..."
"Are you here to apologize to Young Master Ninth, or are you here to tell a story?" Hu Jinzi couldn't bear it anymore.
Qiao Shouxin waved his hand and slapped himself in the mouth: "Look at my bad mouth. I'm used to beeping. I always like to compare nonsense."
"Then let me put it simply, my uncle carefully invited a mage, but I didn't know that this mage had a birthday on the same day!"
"Now it's interesting. The mage is dead! When he lit a talisman to burn ghosts, he originally wanted to throw the talisman into the air and then blow out a breath of flame to burn the ghosts."
"Just after he threw the lit talisman, he suddenly laughed for some reason, so that he had a mouthful of kerosene in his mouth. This smile made him swallow the kerosene and choke him, and he coughed desperately.
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"The talisman flew in front of him and set his mouth, nose and even throat on fire all of a sudden!"
Hu Jinzi exclaimed: "Burning ghosts with fire oil? You are looking for two knives!"
Qiao Shouxin sighed and said: "Who knows? Anyway, our village has become famous all of a sudden. Now if we hire people to catch ghosts, we will either not dare to come or the lion will ask for a high price..."
"I'll go take a look." Yun Song said.
Qiao Shouxin was stunned by these words.
He looked at Yun Song blankly, and suddenly slapped himself again.
Yun Song went up and patted him on the shoulder and said: "I admire the most righteous people who have feelings for their family and country. You helped our compatriots in Qingkou in the past, so I want to help you too."
He also boldly made a literary sentence:
"Those who hold wages for others should not let them freeze to death in the wind and snow; those who pave the way for others should not let them be trapped in thorns!"
Big Ben Elephant and Hu Jinzi applauded.
Su Zhongsheng smiled bitterly and said, "Isn't this a bit exaggerated when applied to Qiao Shouxin?"
Qiao Shouxin didn't care about this. He knelt down on the spot and hugged Yunsong's legs and cried loudly:
"Young Master Ninth, you understand me, you understand me so well! Everyone in the world says that I, Qiao Shouxin, am a heartless son of a bitch who forgets his ancestors. Today I finally got a fair comment from you!"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Master Ninth, please allow me to write down these words of yours. When I die, this will be my epitaph!"
Yun Song quickly pulled him up and said: "Okay, okay, just write it down. In this way, without further delay, let's set off quickly."
Qingkou has become a mess.
The army has moved in, and military and police dogs have also been brought in. It's not good for him to stay, otherwise he might get involved in some trouble.
After all, they have mountain cannons and shells hidden in their homes!
So Qiao Shouxin's arrival was a good one, as he could just take the opportunity to move the guy away.
Furthermore, it had been a while since he had done any serious mischief, and Dubao hadn't rewarded him with silver coins for a long time, so he had to find a place to sharpen his gun.
Don't forget your job.
He left Da Benxiang and Hu Jinzi behind, asking them to take good care of Tai Suiye in the basement.
This time he went to Changqiao Village with only A Bao, Linghu Yuan and Boss Sha. Boss Sha's trip might have a big effect.
Changqiao Village is located southwest of Shanghai and is a rural suburb. It takes more than an hour to drive there.
In addition, due to the age, even in Hudu, the largest city in China, the roads in the suburbs are now very poor, with potholes everywhere.
There were ox-carts, donkey-carts, horse-drawn carriages, human-powered vans, and even cars coming and going, but it was not easy to walk.
They were delayed for a while on the way because the car crashed.
When they drove to a narrow section of road, a car came oncoming. Neither car gave way, and the tires collided together——
There are many cars in Shanghai these days, including fashionable new cars and old-fashioned simple cars.
A simple car is like a carriage sitting on the front and rear axles. Their tires are outside the body and there are no wheel covers on them, which means that the four tires are bare and exposed.
As a result, the car Yun Song was riding in hit the wheels of the car, causing the wheels to explode!
A well-dressed young man jumped out of the car, wearing a suit, tie and glasses. When he got out of the car, he reached out angrily, lifted his glasses and revealed a big gold watch on his wrist:
"It's really unlucky. Come down, you guys knocked my wheels off!"
Yun Song frowned and was about to speak when Qiao Shouxin quickly said: "Master Ninth, please spare his life. He is also ignorant of Mount Tai. He doesn't know you are in this car."
After saying this, Yun Song became angry on the spot.
Am I such an unreasonable, callous, and moody person?
As a result, Su Zhongsheng saw his angry look but misunderstood the reason for his anger, and said: "Master Ninth, calm down. This little red guy just wants to extort two dollars. I'm going to teach him a lesson. You don't have to be angry."
He pushed the door open and got out of the car, and the young man came angrily and tried to rip off his clothes.
Su Zhongsheng grabbed the young man's arm and twisted it, forcing him to bend over. Then he kicked the young man away, took out his pistol and fired three shots at the other three tires.
All three tires were blown out.
The young man was dumbfounded.
There were also big men in his car. These big men saw the young man being kicked to the ground by Su Zhongsheng and were about to come out, but Su Zhongsheng opened fire!
Now they are all honest.
Su Zhongsheng wiped his gun and said: "Let's show off our tactics. Before blackmailing someone next time, look at the good person's appearance. If you don't know the person, you have to know the car, right? How dare you mess with Ying's car?"
To be continued...