Chapter 1236 Three Doors
The three people slowly got up, and they were all surprised by the changes in the surrounding environment.
Long Aotian looked around and saw that the alley was no longer the same as before.
Everywhere there are... strange walls that are hard to describe in words.
Lu Chengwen looked around, biting his lip, and a familiar memory came to his mind.
Zhao Ritian got up and said with difficulty: "Fuck, I'm going to fight you two today! The God of Benevolence..."
"Sh-!"
Lu Chengwen glared at him and signaled him to be silent.
Zhao Ritian kept silent obediently for a long time: "What are you shushing for? What are you shushing for?"
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Don't you find something wrong with the situation here?"
Zhao Ritian looked around: "Where is this?"
The three people groped forward for a while and saw three small doors. In the middle of the three small doors, there were two statues standing at the partition.
A dragon statue and an ape statue.
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian both remembered some not-so-good things, shook their heads, and thought to themselves:
Sure enough, it is a secret realm.
Zhao Ritian walked over: "Damn! These two statues are so ugly!"
Zhao Ritian looked up and down at the ape statue and patted it. The dragon statue next to him opened his eyes and looked at Zhao Ritian with a look of displeasure.
Zhao Ritian smiled, walked up to the dragon statue, walked around, and kicked the dragon statue's legs from behind: "Whose dragon has long legs? It's so awkward!"
The ape statue opened its eyes and looked at Zhao Ritian with hatred.
Long Aotian and Lu Chengwen shook their heads silently, neither of them reminded Zhao Ritian.
Because they all know that someone must be in trouble here.
Zhao Ritian turned around and stood between the two statues: "Hey, have you two seen such an ugly thing in your lives?"
Long Aotian looked away. Lu Chengwen lowered his head, took out a pack of cigarettes and handed one to Long Aotian. The two of them smoked and chatted.
"Eldest brother, how are you doing recently?"
"It's okay, it's okay. How about you, your business has been good recently?"
"Just deal with it. It's hard to do anything these days. Hey, your clothes look pretty!"
"Work clothes, aren't you also wearing this?"
"Oh, that's right too..."
Zhao Ritian looked at them: "Are you two sick? Do you think we can still go out?"
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian blew out smoke rings, looked at Zhao Ritian, and said together: "It depends on the chance, not necessarily."
Zhao Ritian put his arm on the ape statue's shoulder and made a pair of scissor hands: "Hey, give me a shot!"
The ape looked at him: "Don't you think I'm ugly?"
Zhao Ritian looked back and said, "It's very ugly. If you're not happy, I'll say the same thing."
Then he continued to pose: "Take a picture for me."
Then suddenly I felt something was wrong and turned back to look at the ape statue.
The stone eyes of the ape statue looked at Zhao Ritian as if they had souls.
Zhao Ritian panicked.
He quickly took off his arm and took two steps back: "Hold the grass..."
The ape shook his head from side to side and looked at Zhao Ritian: "New here?"
Zhao Ritian was shocked: "You can talk!?"
The ape statue said: "Can you be unhappy?"
Zhao Ritian shook his head: "Wow, I will definitely sell you for a lot of money if I move you out."
The dragon statue is behind him: "You stepped on my foot."
"Holy shit!"
Zhao Ritian jumped up and turned around to look at the dragon statue: "You can talk too!?"
Long Xiang said with a straight face: "If you say he is ugly, you are honest. If you say I am ugly, do you deserve a beating?"
Zhao Ritian almost cried in fear: "Actually, you are uglier than him!"
The dragon statue looked at Zhao Ritian: "What's your name?"
"Zhao Ritian."
"Ah?" Long Xiang was stunned for a moment: "Okay, you are new here, you can ask three questions. We will answer you all the questions."
Zhao Ritian said: "Where is this?"
"Bingzhou Secret Realm."
Zhao Ritian asked the second question: "What is the secret place?"
The ape statue said: "Back then, the twelve ancient primitive gods sealed their artifacts in the secret realm, waiting for the destined people in future generations to come to open the secret realm, obtain the artifacts, and fight against the catastrophe."
Zhao Ritian asked the third question: "Do you two have penises?"
The dragon statue and the ape statue were stunned at the same time, and then fell into silence.
Zhao Ritian lowered his head and looked at the crotch of the ape statue.
The ape statue narrowed its eyes and looked at Zhao Ritian.
Long Xiang asked Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian: "Is he really a son?"
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian said together: "Yes."
Zhao Ritian looked at the ape statue: "Can you take off your pants?"
Five minutes later.
Zhao Ritian, with a bruised nose and swollen face, sat on the ground aggrievedly, with tears hanging from the corners of his eyes.
Long Aotian sat on the other side, trying hard to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't hold it back no matter what.
Lu Chengwen said: "Two seniors, why are we in the secret realm?"
The ape statue said: "The entrance to this secret realm is more than 500 meters underground. I can find it thanks to you. Returning the three stars returns the secret realm. It's rare."
The dragon statue said: "Have you seen these three gates? They are heaven, earth and man."
The ape statue said: "Choose one."
Zhao Ritian: “What will happen if you go in?”
Long Xiang said: "It depends on the chance, not necessarily."
Lu Chengwen was not too anxious this time: "Lu Chengfeng, do you know this person?"
The dragon and ape statues were silent.
After a while, the ape statue said: "It's me. To be precise, it's the name of the original god who was my perfect body."
Lu Chengwen nodded: "I saw him."
"That's me." The monkey raised his eyebrows: "Isn't he handsome?"
"He is handsome, but he..."
Lu Chengwen thought about his words carefully: "It's just...it's not the same as you."
"Of course it's different!" the ape statue said: "I only have a trace of the remnant soul here, and what you see is the original god he left behind. Oh, don't talk so much nonsense, I have given you the artifact, what else do you want?
Sample?"
"I don't have an artifact."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. We both have something to do, so you should quickly pick a door and get out."
Long Aotian stood up: "I am the proud son of Heaven, I should enter the Heavenly Gate!"
The dragon statue said: "Think clearly, kid, there may be... dangers within Tianmen."
"Hahahaha!" Long Aotian looked up to the sky and laughed: "As the saying goes, wealth can be found in danger. If you are afraid, you are not worthy of getting out of here alive."
The two stone statues gave a thumbs up together: "Okay, you have the guts."
Long Aotian hesitated a little: "The expressions on your faces make it seem like I made the wrong choice."
Zhao Ritian stood up: "Are you considered the proud son of heaven?"
Then he said to the two stone statues: "He is impotent. The proud man of heaven cannot be impotent. I will enter the Tianmen. I am Zhao Ritian, so I should enter the Tianmen."
Long Xiang said: "Why don't you two guess the game? Lu Chengwen, which door are you going to go through?"
Lu Chengwen stood up: "Which door is not dangerous?"
The ape statue said: "Why are you so cowardly?"
"That's right!" Zhao Ritian said: "One of them is a coward, the other is incompetent and even spits shit. To save the world and fight against the catastrophe, you can only rely on me! I choose Tianmen!"
Long Aotian rushed directly into Tianmen while no one was paying attention.
Chapter completed!