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Chapter 138 Don’t fight Hulk(1/2)

"Roar--" The fat green Hulk yelled at Roger, veins popped up on his face, and he was bound to pick up the hammer on his body.

However, no matter how hard he struggled, he could not move the hammer. The runes on the hammer shone slightly, suppressing the fat man firmly.

"You're so cool, you damn fat man." Roger slowly and methodically brought up a finger tiger, and then punched Hulk hard on the nose.

"He hurt my horse and made my mouth bleed." Bang, another punch.

"Not only that, I also lost the latest Harley I just bought~" Bang, another punch.

"You did something wrong. Not only did you not think about paying for the apology, but you also wanted to continue beating me? Huh?" Bang bang bang, followed by several more punches.

"Damn fat guy! What's wrong with you? He just likes to have green skin."

"No wonder you have no friends and no wife~"

From the beginning, Hulk was beaten and blocked with his hands, and in the end he roared. His body doubled in size due to anger. The anger made people doubt that he could smash even an aircraft carrier with one punch.

But even so, he still couldn't move Mjolnir and could only lie on the ground obediently and get beaten.

At the end of the fight, I burst into tears——

"Uuuu~ Don't hit Hulk."

After the green fat man was beaten for a while, he ran away and the master, Dr. Gurbanna, appeared directly.

Dr. Banner looked confused. This was the first time Hulk took the initiative to run away. Usually Hulk would give his body back to him after he had fully vented his anger.

"What's going on? Why am I on the ground?" Banner pushed the hammer on his body, but it didn't move at all.

"What do you think, don't you know what good things you have done?" Roger looked at the other person with a sneer.

"You injured me and my horse, and lost my Harley motorcycle. Please tell me how to compensate me~"

"I'm sorry, I will try my best to compensate you in the future, but now..." Banner looked at his whole body and found nothing except a pair of elastic underwear.

Roger rolled his eyes, knowing that you are a poor guy who can't afford it, "If this is the case, then you and I can go."

Banner asked, "Where?"

"Work for me and pay off the debt..."

Banner:..........

After Roger and the others left, a group of soldiers approached cautiously and finally heaved a sigh of relief when they found that there was no trace of the fat green man.

The general's orders must be obeyed, but there is only one life. These soldiers can delay him as long as they can, and no one is willing to go up and face the Hulk.

This is also the reason why Roger and the others fought for so long without a single soldier approaching. When they heard Hulk's anger, the soldiers' faces turned pale. There were not many who rushed forward to be cannon fodder as mindlessly as on TV.

This is different from the battlefield. The opponent is not human at all. Soldiers have two completely different mentality when fighting humans and monsters.

"Huh~ That monster is finally gone. I would rather go to the Middle East to fight for a year than face it. I will quit my job after I go back." A black guy wiped the sweat on his head.

"Shit, what the hell did the military do again? That big green guy isn't even afraid of RPGs, so he still wants us to chase him. Do we have to chase him with our lives?" A white soldier started to complain while sitting on the ground.

"Forget it, stop complaining, don't let the general hear it."

"General? General shit. He can only hide in the back. He wants us to die. I heard they were responsible for this big green guy."

――――

Roger had already taken Banner away. After seeing Maria off, he took a taxi with Banner and returned to his warehouse.

"Ahem, Dr. Banner, you will live here from now on. Don't worry about that fat green guy coming out to cause trouble. If it dares to come out, I will beat it to death, and Po will also be able to watch you." Roger took Banner with him.

Go into your own home.

"Abao?"

Roger pointed to a black and white shadow on the ground, "Well, it's Po, a dimensional creature with a small black hole in its belly. If Hulk dares to cause trouble, let Po shut it in."

As a proper physical warrior, Hulk can't get out of Po's black hole after being imprisoned in it, so there is no need to worry about him causing any trouble.

"Then what am I going to do?" Banner actually didn't have much resistance to Roger's idea of ​​working to pay off his debts. He was a bereaved dog now, and it would be nice to have a place to live and eat.

"Let's go, in the basement~" After saying that, Roger took Banner into the tunnel.

Since the tunnel was relatively deep, Roger was too lazy to take the stairs and jumped down directly with Banner. Banner was so frightened that he screamed in mid-air.

When Banner landed on the ground, his face turned green. When Banner came out, he saw that it was Roger who beat him up a few hours ago, and he shrank back again. He couldn't afford to offend him.

"This...what is this?!" Banner opened his mouth wide and looked at Unit 1 in surprise.

A huge robot stood in the basement. Roger had hollowed out a large enough space in the basement, and then reinforced it with magic and other things.

There are also a series of machines placed next to it, all of which are equipment borrowed from Wakanda to refine vibranium.

There was also a bathtub-sized reactor stolen from Obadiah Stan. It was invented by the scientists hired by Obadiah Stan for Iron Overlord. Unfortunately, it was too big to be put in, so it had to be thrown away by them.

Eating dust in the factory.

After Tony fought with Iron Overlord, Roger quietly took away the reactor. Of course, the power supply for Unit 1 was still a little small, but it was enough to power the machine for refining vibranium.

Roger originally planned to wait for Ivan Vanko to come and make a deal with him when he was in prison, asking him to invent a reactor for him while repairing Unit 1, but Banner came.

If the plan can't keep up with the changes, Banner can do it, he is also a genius scientist, not much better than himself, a scumbag in science and technology.

"Ahem, that's it, Dr. Banner, this is the Evil Avenger, also called Unit 1, and he is my boss. Now I want to use vibranium to make him an armor, but I am a scumbag, so I have to

I'm asking for your help. Of course, I'll be paid, ten thousand a month, how about~" Roger introduced.

"Oh, what are you talking about? Help repair it? No problem, but the exposed part looks a bit like biological tissue." Banner looked at Unit 1 with confused eyes.

"Ahem, it's just a human. The armor is just a coat that limits its strength. By the way, I've found a bunch of assistants for you. This is Pinocchio No. 2, this is Pinocchio No. 3-25, and one of them is going out with others.

It's straying. No. 1 is a naughty child. If you see it, stay away."

"Puppets?!" Banner looked at a group of chirping puppets in surprise.

The vending machine has taught these guys to be obedient children, leaving Pinocchio No. 1, who remains stubborn, unable to do anything about it.

"Okay, my butler here is a vending machine. If you have any questions, you can contact him." Roger pointed at the Mark armor that was slowly landing in the air.

This set of silver Mark armor is exactly the one that Tony gave to Colonel Rhodes in the original time and space. Now he gave it to Roger, and then installed a lot of backdoors with a small mind...

Then after the vending machine possessed him, he reported those backdoors to his boss. Of course Roger would not spoil Tony. How could a grown man spy on him? What if Pepper developed feelings for him?

Directly instruct the vending machine to remove or close all the back doors on the Mark armor, and then the vending machine will possess the armor and become an official humanoid butler.

[Hello, I am a vending machine. You can call me Xiaoshou. I am the boss’s housekeeper. If you need any help, you can contact me.]

The friendly co-worker at the vending machine gave me a handshake.

Vending machine.....

Banner couldn't complain about Roger's bad name. He shook hands with the vending machine and said: "Hello, I am Banner. Please take good care of me in the future..."

At the same time, he told the vending machine to keep an eye on Banner and not let the Angel Bell doll and the Slit Girl appear and hurt him.

Roger Hulk is not worried that that guy will die, but it's hard to say what Banner was before his transformation.

"So my job is to design a set of armor for it to cover its body?"

"Yes, because I'm not a scientist, so I don't know how to assemble the huge armor, how to assemble the joints, twist the screws, add wire springs, so I have to hire professionals."

Banner looked around, "I may need a computer with relatively high configuration, some scanning machines, some analysis equipment, and xxx, etc.~"

I have a headache and can’t remember so many things~

"Ahem, just tell the salesperson, and then make a list, and then the salesperson sends it to Tony and asks that guy to help order it, and the money will be settled every month~"

When it comes to getting things done easily, Roger likes to ask his friends for help.

After entrusting Dr. Banner to make the armor of Unit 1, Roger was relieved. As for Ivan, we will talk about it later. Whether to save him or not depends on his mood.

Ivan is also a genius scientist. His talent can be seen in a few small ways. One is to directly update the reactor of his father's generation and invent a small reactor.

One is to use a computer to hack Hammer Industries. You must know that as an arms company, the system must be top-notch. If any hacker can hack it, they will go bankrupt long ago.

Tony invented Jarvis, but the credit for hacking is entirely due to Jarvis, and Ivan is not necessarily worse than him.

Later, he used the drone armor produced by Hammer Industries and almost sent Tony away. The bear-style Iron Overlord he wore also made him want to stop.

As for how he died in the end, I can only say that the plot killed him...

But Roger didn't care, it was just the icing on the cake. Unit 1 had no power, no armor, and it was even more powerful...

But I need to practice more with my hammer.

Thor is a muscular man. In his original time and space, he only had a few ways to use a hammer.

One is to throw it directly and kill the opponent. After all, the hammer made of neutron stars is extremely hard, so it shouldn't be too satisfying to hit someone.

One is to summon thunder and lightning, which was used in the Battle of New York, and the last one is to use its ability to recognize people and throw it on an evil dragon. The dragon is so powerful that it cannot move.

Roger clicked his tongue and shook his head. Thor's use of Mjolnir was a complete waste. If it were him, he wouldn't be able to use it as a power bank for Unit 1.

And, the legendary electromagnetic gun is powerful enough, right? If a hammer made of neutron star material can be combined with the skill of the electromagnetic gun, it won’t be long before anyone can do it.

But how to use those imaginative skills, Roger still needs to make careful calculations, after all, he doesn't understand many aspects of this hammer.

At the same time, Tony was holding a medical report in worry because he was poisoned by palladium and kept the reactor on his chest for a long time. Although this reactor does not have the same lethal radiation as a nuclear reactor, it is poisonous.

After long-term exposure to the body, the palladium reactor slowly began to penetrate into the body. Jarvis suggested that he use the reactor less, which could delay the symptoms of poisoning.
To be continued...
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