In the quiet small room, Qiao Yu squinted at the messages popping up on WeChat.

Sure enough, a group of people have gone crazy.

Even the group of classmates from Class 13, who were born just after graduation, but had been busy for two or three days, and had been pretending to be dead for a long time, had already received 99+ messages. Qiao Yu couldn't help but click on it first and take a look.

Good guy, as expected, this group chat record cannot exceed 99. As long as it exceeds, there is a high probability that they will start scolding. At this time, they have already started scolding. No, they have already started to have a fight. Qiao Yu scrolled up, The content of the quarrel actually started because of him..

The two eldest brothers in the class actually got into a fight over who asked him to go online more often... At first, I was still in a stable mood and wanted to @him to come out to comment. After he didn't come out, the two sides became more and more angry, and they had already started a scolding war. I guess Then the next step is to ask the other person out for a chat.

Although the grumpy old man from Class 13 has graduated, he is still energetic and full of moral integrity and refuses to accept it. After just a few glances, Qiao Yu stopped looking at the class group.

There was nothing he could do, no matter what he said at this time, it would only add fuel to the fire. Moreover, the two big guys they had a fight with, one was in Dongshan Province and the other was in a vocational school in Xingcheng. They were thousands of kilometers apart. If they wanted to fight, they would probably have to wait until summer vacation. Just fine.

No matter how slow my reflex arc is, it should take a few months to calm down.

Qiao Yu has a lot of experience in dealing with irritable old men. If he doesn't speak, the two of them will just have a fight of temper and talk. If he speaks, he will accidentally hurt a certain old man's face by saying Maybe it's a thousand-mile run...

But at this time, Qiao Yu also probably knew the reason why WeChat was so lively.

The two big guys are in the same frame, and he happens to be in the C position all the time. The people on WeChat are either jealous or jealous, or they come to him to inquire about information, or they come to show off their familiar faces.

Director Zhang, Principal He, and Teacher Lan all sent messages to encourage him.

It's so amazing, in just one afternoon, this news has already reached Star City?

Qiao Yu could still understand when these big guys received the news, but it was a bit strange that the classmates in Class 13 could also see the news about his lecture. Qiao Yu responded to the encouragement from the three teachers one by one.

Keep a humble attitude, and you may gain a lot of money at some point. What follows is a bunch of private chats.

He doesn't have many friends, but there are always a few weird people.

The only thing that surprised him was that there was no activity in the friend group he created... Maybe it was because the friends in the friend group were very hard-working and had no time to enjoy themselves?

Qiao Yu was very pleased.

Just as he was thinking this, he suddenly discovered that Yu Yongjun had privately sent him several messages and several screenshots.

There is a screenshot of a long answer on Quora, which talks about his achievements after coming to Yanbei, and then there is a screenshot of the new group of three people.

After browsing it, Qiao Yu felt that Senior Brother Chen was really nice to talk to, and that guy Gong Jiatao was really too wretched. It was obvious who his friends were. For example, Gong Jiatao and Yu Wei were not even willing to speak out in the friend group to add some emotional value to him.

Unlike Brother Chen, who went directly to the big account on Zhihuhu to support him. The reason for his accurate judgment is that he only has one room in the building for office use. Hey, he is still the new answerer in 2023, very strong ah!

However, Qiao Yu just took a look and did not reply to Yu Yongjun's message. Because it was still early, if he replied to the message at this time, he would definitely be bombarded with messages from this kid, and he would not be able to do anything else.

Let's wait until IMO starts to meet and teach these friends how to behave.

Finally, Qiao Yu saw Xu Shu's humble message from the corner, and then he remembered that he also had a Weibo account with real-name authentication... In fact, he had cooperated with Xu Shu to apply for this real-name authentication. Weibo Qiao Yu also had some considerations.

In an era where traffic is king, there is a window to release large-scale information to the outside world. It may not be useful for mathematical research. After all, mathematics is difficult to popularize. But it is still useful for making money.

If he simply wants to be a great mathematician, it doesn't really matter whether he runs Weibo. But if he wants to make a lot of money in the future, Weibo is really useful as a voice channel. People are superstitious about authority, and at the same time they despise authority.

There are two prerequisites for all this. The first is whether the authority is really authoritative, or whether it is recognized by the vast majority of people and has proven results. For example, Nobel Prize winners, even if they openly talk nonsense, have their own merits. Fans argue for it.

The second question is which side of the butt you sit on when what the so-called authority says, and whether the audience likes to hear it.

If an unknown expert can speak and can be liked by the vast majority of people, even if his or her performance is a little poor, he can still have many loyal fans.

Those successful lecturers are the best example. As long as they can accurately identify their fan base and successfully brainwash the fan group, they can add as many halos to themselves as they want, and fans will believe it.

Qiao Yu can even explain these clearly with a simple mathematical formula: I=y·S/R. l is the influence of the expert, y is the expressive ability of the expert, and R is the cognitive level of the audience.

The lower the audience's cognitive level, the better the lecturer's expressive ability, the greater the influence, and the more thorough the brainwashing will be.

Compared with professional platforms like Zhihu and Bilibili, which are refined by users, there is no doubt that the R of popular platforms like Weibo is definitely lower. This has nothing to do with any contempt chain, and is entirely determined by the platform's own positioning and its social responsibility. Determined by attributes.

An extremely cold knowledge. According to the statistical yearbook, in this era when many people feel that there are too many college students, the total proportion of China’s population with a bachelor’s degree or above is only about 12.7%.

In other words, about 87% of people in China have a college degree or below. As we all know, except for a few exceptions, people's cognitive level most improves with the increase in years of education.

Mathematically speaking, the more people active on the platform, the lower the overall cognitive level, which can also be solved with a simple formula.

It can be seen from this that Weibo is indeed a good place. It makes sense that major Internet business platforms and entertainment stars compete for traffic. So Qiao Yu immediately logged in to Weibo.

Although he can't use Weibo for the time being, it's just because the plan to make money has not been put on the agenda, but there is still a need to increase followers. He must make preparations in advance, otherwise when he really needs this window, he will be in trouble. It's embarrassing to use.

After logging onto Weibo, Qiao Yu immediately saw the hot searches with his name on it. Oh, he was also on the topic list, and a bunch of people were arguing about how awesome he was?

Quite interesting.

The most interesting thing is that there are quite a few people who are trying to kill him. It is different from what others imagined. The more Qiao Yu looks at it, the happier he becomes.

Especially the irony that he would definitely not be able to win the Nobel Prize in Mathematics in the future - he felt that he really might not be able to win it. Unless he was so awesome that he called the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences in the future and asked them to add a Nobel Prize in Mathematics.

From this perspective, Qiao Yu felt that it was not impossible. As long as he could control the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, it would be enough. It was just a matter of how he controlled it.

Murphy's Law in the narrow sense is that anything that can go wrong will eventually go wrong. From this, we can derive the generalized Murphy's Law: anything that can happen will eventually happen. Obviously, adding a mathematics prize to the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences' Nobel Prize series It's not the kind of thing that is absolutely impossible to happen.

In fact, as long as there are enough external factors to promote it, there are very few things that are completely impossible to happen in this world.

If you add the level of human beings seeking death, it is really not surprising that any weird things happen in this world. In fact, after many realistic magical things happen, everyone will say that no screenwriter dares to write such a thing, and no movie dares to do so. Such a touching feeling.

Apparently the brainiacs on Weibo have opened up a new and extremely challenging topic - what kind of academic achievements, status and appeal in the world can make the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences give up its centuries-old persistence and go against its founder? desire to add a mathematics prize to the Nobel Prize.

Qiao Yu felt that this topic could be included in the to-do list, and if there was a chance in the future, he would take care of it. The main purpose was to listen to advice, so that Chinese Weibo netizens could also experience the joy of following the rules.

However, Qiao Yu was only happy for ten minutes. He didn't have much time to spend on such boring things. Next, he listened to the Weibo post of Xu Shu, a professional.

How to maximize the use of modern media is something that needs to be understood in media journalism, marketing, public relations, GG studies, sociology and other subjects. Although many of the contents of these subjects can be described by mathematics, they are not related to mathematics. big.

In a sense, the particularity of social platforms such as Weibo destined many users to be irrational. In order to integrate these irrational users into a force, the leader often needs to have strong logical thinking ability.

Otherwise, things will often backfire

Qiao Yu has seen this kind of thing a lot. The two industries of journalism and public relations are among the hardest hit areas. It is often seen that many people complain about how unprofessional these two industries are, but he has not specifically studied it when people are in hot spots.

Whether posting on Weibo can really increase fans, but since professionals say so, just do it.

As for Weibo content...

"As for the placement of those photos, I want to say that because Director Tian is my teacher, Mr. Yuan is my senior teacher. They are both my guides on the academic road, and they are also the people I respect the most. My father

He left me forever when I was not born, so I am very grateful to these two mentors for allowing me to experience the warmth of my father's generation.

Regarding the geometric Langlands conjecture, I would like to say that in the process of trying to establish a deep connection between number theory automorphic forms and adjoint layers on algebraic varieties, the main difficulty faced is how to accurately characterize the mapping of this connection.

This often involves complex homology calculations, nonlinear transformations and dualities in quantum field theory. Every small step error in these fields may lead to deviations or even collapse of the overall theory. So mistakes are inevitable, find a solution

This is a problem that mathematicians need to face together.

Regarding the picture below, I want to say that what he said is true and I can vouch for it." Yes, Qiao Yu directly quoted Senior Brother Chen's answer on Quora in this Weibo post.

By the way, he was helping Brother Chen to promote Zhihu. He didn’t even consider asking for GG fees. Most kind-hearted people are like this, giving quietly without asking for anything in return.

After posting on Weibo, Qiao Yu suddenly found that he also had many private messages

The most important thing is that there is movement in the question and answer channel he opened before.

After clicking in and taking a look, Qiao Yu was speechless.

Someone generously offered a reward of 100 yuan, and the question given to him was: Please help me prove: If (s) = 0 and 0, what does it mean to make a million profits? This is probably it.

For one hundred yuan, I just want the complete proof process of the Riemann Hypothesis...Why don't you just grab it from this guy called Winding Paths to the Netherworld? You're despicable!

Forget it, there was someone who asked him if he could help revise the math paper, and he only gave him two hundred... So Qiao Yu decisively closed the Q&A channel.

Sure enough, it is very unreliable to open knowledge Q&A on Weibo. If you ask a Mathematical Olympiad question for 100 yuan, you can answer it in a few minutes. Qiao Yu can relax his mind and write out the process. But for 100 yuan, he can solve it.

The world's difficult problem, let him revise his paper for 200 yuan...

Haha...Does this really mean that he has never seen the money?

Even though Qiao Yu had accumulated rich experience in communicating with people who were illogical and unreasonable during his time in Class 13, he still felt quite speechless. People can't, at least they shouldn't.

But then again, the time to make money has not come yet, everything is just a precaution. Maybe everything he hates now will like it in the future? This is the world. From different perspectives, the problems presented will be different.

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Maybe as a rising star in mathematics, he feels unreasonable when he sees a certain group now, but one day in the future, when he starts thinking about making a lot of money, maybe the same group will become cute. People just have to get used to this change in perspective.

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After exiting the Q&A system, Qiao Yu was surprised to find that what Xu Shu said was indeed correct.

He casually posted a post on Weibo, and his number of followers seemed to have increased by several thousand, faster than last time. If he does this a few more times, he would be just around the corner from having a million followers. Even hundreds of comments have popped up.

"Huh? I can actually understand the Weibo of a math guru, especially the second one. I want to say that I know every word. Does this mean that I am equal to a math guru?"

"Regarding the geometric Langlands conjecture, I would like to say that this is not a field that normal people should touch. I am a senior mathematics student in the 985 Strong Foundation Program. I just downloaded a paper on the geometric Langlands conjecture and could not read it at all.

I understand a little bit."

"Good guy, this is the title of mentor and grandpa... I seem to understand something..." "I'm not very educated, so I can only say that the boss is awesome, 666!"

"Come on, boss! Although you haven't had a father since you were a child, in addition to your mentor and grandpa, you still have us!" Qiao Yu glanced twice, and then decisively closed the comment.

Sure enough, you can't read the comments on Weibo. Although some comments can make people feel happy, there are many comments that can make people's blood pressure soar.

Psychiatric netizens have a lot of fun, even if they can't do math problems, but they have mastered Chinese characters. They can make many twists and turns in any sentence. You can't even tell whether he is praising, sarcastic, or simply trying to gain some attention.

Cheap...

But it doesn’t matter, he is just a student now. When one day he becomes a big shot, these people will naturally chase him and call him dad in the comment area. Speaking of which, there are so many dads on the Internet, and there should be a dad Qiao in the future.
To be continued...