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Chapter 422 Why are you laughing?

Sith is not a particularly aloof person. He doesn't seem to be particularly taciturn, nor does he make any eye-catching actions. From every point of view, he is a normal person.

In fact, this is the right thing to do. Those people who have expressionless faces and want to make everyone feel that they are not easy to mess with can be from any profession or identity, but they will never be an agent.

Laugh when you should laugh, cry when you should cry.

Laughing when you shouldn't laugh can be fatal, but when you get in the car and there are no other people around, you can laugh.

Before getting into the car with Gao Yi, the expression on Sis's face had always been normal. But after getting in the car, especially after Gao Yi and Sis were the only ones left, Sis began to have a smile on his face. It was really...

After waiting for the car to start, he simply chuckled.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I'm laughing at Captain Britain looking like this... hahaha... so ridiculous!"

Gao Yi thought for a while and said: "It's not right to laugh at others. We can't make fun of other people's physical defects. Obesity is a disease. It's immoral for you to laugh at others like this."

Sis was very surprised and said: "You are saying these words as if you are standing in front of the camera. Are you a performer?"

Gao Yi thought for a while and finally said: "I'm worried about a bug."

Sis laughed even louder, and then he said happily: "I'm not laughing at a fat man. What's so funny about a fat man? What I'm laughing at is that the British sent their Captain Britain, but... hahaha

!”

"What's so funny about this?"

Gao Yi still didn't understand why Sith was laughing.

But Sith said extremely happily: "Captain Britain, isn't this name funny? Look at how proud they look when they say Captain Britain. Isn't it funny? Isn't it really funny? Well, if you

It’s funny to assume my identity, well, a fat guy…ahem.”

Sith finally stopped laughing.

Because this thing is really not funny.

Sith concentrated on driving and followed Green's car.

After a while, Sis couldn't help but laugh again, and then he couldn't help but said: "The director of MI6 is a few big shots anyway, using a fat man who has retired for many years... Haha, Captain Britain turned out to be like this

What a ghost, it’s so funny.”

Gao Yi was puzzled: "Let's put aside whether Captain Britain is funny or not. Is he very powerful?"

"Well, uh, well, he is one of the prototypes of 007. Do you understand that?"

Gao Yi was shocked and said: "Danny? That fat guy? Just him? 007? Uh, is he so powerful?"

"That's awesome. The British just took a picture of 007 and asked the Americans to brag for them. Captain Britain...ha, a poor imitation of Captain America."

"That means you are no longer famous?"

"Uh, no, very famous."

"How famous?"

Gao Yi's question was not tricky, but it stumped Sis.

Sis hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "I don't know, I just know that France regards him as a symbol of MI6, and has been a symbol of MI6 for a long time. As for what he actually did, well

...For a long time, he was responsible for anyone the British planned to assassinate. Although it was not as exaggerated as in the movie, he was really versatile, whether it was gathering intelligence, assassinating, or anything else.

"

"If you don't know what he did, then why is he famous?"

Gao Yi spread his hands, then spread his hands again.

Because Gao Yi understands the truth that those who are good at fighting have no great achievements, especially those who are agents. What achievements they have made on the hidden front can only be known by their own people. Letting outsiders know is leaking secrets. Leaking secrets shows their strength.

no.

Sis whispered: "Perhaps it's because the KGB has been placing a bounty on him. The KGB wanted to kill him and made great efforts. The reason why Captain Britain is famous in the intelligence system of the NATO system is because the KGB publicly ordered any

Anyone who has the chance will kill him at any cost, and there are not many spies who receive this kind of treatment."

Gao Yi suddenly realized that it seemed that Danny had indeed done something so powerful that the KGB publicly issued a kill order regardless of face.

Well, if you put it this way, Danny may indeed be quite powerful.

But a person who was supposed to be very powerful turned out to be a pot-bellied person. The gap was indeed a bit big. Thinking of this, Gao Yi couldn't help but start laughing.

"You laughed too! Why did you laugh?"

"I don't know, hahaha, I just think it's funny..."

"I just said it was funny."

The two of them laughed so hard that they almost couldn't breathe. They didn't want to laugh at first, but after hearing each other's laughter, they couldn't help laughing.

Inexplicable.

Gao Yi found that he had never laughed so wantonly and inexplicably. He had never laughed like this since he was a child.

Until the car in front stopped.

This time it is not an apartment, but a separate villa. It is in a less prosperous neighborhood in London, but it is still a central location. Facing the road is a black iron railing gate and a red brick wall about three meters high.

.

An old building with some history and a large oak tree in the yard.

It's getting dark now, and there are already pedestrians and vehicles on the road. The car driven by Green and his friends is parked next to the road. Then only Danny's car is parked behind it, and behind it is Gao Yi's car.

.

It's not far from the villa gate, but still some distance away.

Danny got out of the car. After getting out of the car, he first retracted his stomach. After finding that it had no effect, he simply gave up. After patting his stomach, he closed the door and walked towards the car where Green and the others were sitting.

"Shall we go down?"

Sis asked, Gao Yi thought for a while and said: "Go down, otherwise how can you watch his performance."

Sis opened the car door. He got out of the car first, then glanced left and right, but before he could make any move, Gao Yi pushed the door open and got out.

At this time, Green also got off the car in front.

For some reason, Gao Yi wanted to laugh again.

Green got out of the car, exhaled, then raised his wrist, pulled up the sleeves of his long woolen suit, looked at his watch, and said, "Is that okay?"

Danny said without hesitation: "Of course."

"Five minutes?"

Danny held out a finger without hesitation, and then he said seriously: "Two minutes."

Gao Yi couldn't help laughing, then he coughed lightly and turned his head to one side.

Sith doesn't have any expressions. He doesn't laugh when he shouldn't. In terms of expression control, he is definitely better than Gao Yi.

Danny couldn't help but look at Gao Yi, he rolled his eyes and decided to endure it for now.

Green pointed at the door of the villa and said: "This is right here. I have already told you the characteristics of the target. As for whether there are guards inside or how many guards there are, I don't know. In short, after you start taking action, we will just watch, no

I will participate, but I won’t help, and I won’t help you erase the surveillance video afterwards. In this case, are two minutes enough?”

"Three minutes."

"Okay, three minutes."

Green clicked on the stopwatch a few times and said, "Let's start, let him have a look."

Danny turned and walked towards the car he drove. He opened the door, leaned in and pulled something out from the passenger seat, and then put two handfuls of things into his already tight trouser pockets.

Only then did Gao Yi clearly see that Danny had inserted a sawn-off spray gun into his lower back.

Without a belt to fix it, the nozzle would slide down, so he found that the nozzle was not stuck on the waist as he wanted, but slipped directly into the back of his crotch. Danny cursed in a low voice, and then he pulled the shorts off.

Pulled it out and pinned it horizontally on the lower back.

"Chi chi, cough cough... chi..."

Gao Yi's smile was lowered by Sis.

Danny took a deep breath. It could be seen that he was really holding in his breath.

Danny walked quickly to the door of the villa, and then he stopped directly in front of the door. After looking at the height of the door and then the height of the wall, he couldn't help but reach out and scratch his head.

Sis whispered: "You are not trying to climb over the wall, are you? You are not trying to climb over the wall, are you?"

Soon enough, Danny suddenly reached out and grabbed the iron railing of the door, and suddenly kicked on the wall with both feet. His left foot was about half a meter off the ground, and his right foot hit the wall about one meter high.

Then he landed with his feet on the ground, casually released his grip on the iron door, and walked forward as if nothing happened.

Gao Yi and Sis turned around together. Sis covered his mouth, but he didn't make a sound.

Gao Yi couldn't hold it back and let out a strange chuckle again.

"Look at him, look at what he's going to do."

Sis suppressed a smile and looked back at Danny, only to see Danny take two steps forward and then suddenly turn around. Then he took something out of the connection of his suspenders and returned to the door.

He stepped forward, bent slightly, put something into the keyhole and stirred it for a few times, then pulled the iron door open to one side.

Sis was stunned and said: "Isn't it an electronic lock? The British are really backward."

Gao Yi couldn't help but said: "Oh, this move is more powerful."

Danny muttered in a low voice: "Laugh at you, beep beep laugh, beep beep beep..."

The volume was just right for Gao Yi and others to hear.

Danny walked into the yard with his head held high.

Gao Yi said anxiously: "Follow me and see what he does."

When entering the yard, Danny easily pulled out the spray gun on his back.

Does this require a gun?

Too bad!

Just when Gao Yi despised Danny and was about to stop him, he saw a strong man in a suit with a Middle Eastern face running out from the side and said to Danny: "Get out! This is..."

Danny swung out the spray gun in his hand, and after a familiar sound, the strong man immediately fell to the ground.

The strong man's legs twitched slightly, and his head was red and white all over the floor.

The sound is slightly different from that of a hammer, slightly louder, but the effect is just as good.

Danny whispered to the strong man on the ground: "I'm calling you beep beep! I'm laughing at you beep!"

Gao Yi and Sisi immediately shut up.

Whether you can beat him or not is another matter. He is already really angry, so stop laughing. It is immoral.

It's still funny though, really funny.
Chapter completed!
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