Chang'an Ju Restaurant.

Su Weiyun was tossing silently in the kitchen alone.

His hands are extremely powerful and his sword skills are extremely fast. It takes an ordinary cook a quarter of an hour to cook the dishes, but he may not use them for half an hour.

He doesn't need any handyman in his kitchen, he's more than enough to deal with it alone.

This also made a lot of room for him to learn calligraphy.

But today an uninvited guest came.

The man came from the backyard.

A square face, short legs, a cloth shirt, and a knife is inserted on each waist, one long and one short.

He knocked on the door and looked dumb, like a wooden man who didn't understand feelings.

Su Weiyun called him and said, "Who are you? The kitchen is in a big place, and the idle people are not allowed to enter."

The man Mu replied blankly: "My name is Muji."

Su Weiyun frowned and said, "Mu Chicken? Is it the stupid wooden chicken?"

Muji said: "Yes."

Su Weiyun smiled and said, "This name is very strange."

Su Weiyun didn't know that this wooden chicken is actually one of the four masters of the Lion Hall. Strictly speaking, it should be the leader of the four masters. But he has now defected to Zhuo Dong.

The oil made a "squeak" sound in the pot. Su Weiyun hurriedly turned around, picked up the spatula, kept turning it around, and immediately started to stir-fry the dishes.

Muji still said, "Oh, everyone finds it funny when they hear my name. But after a while, they won't laugh."

Su Weiyun turned her back to him and laughed: "Is it so interesting? Why?"

"Why don't they laugh..."

Su Weiyun's voice was mixed with the crackling sound of firewood and the deep-frying sound, which was almost unauthorized.

Muji did not answer.

He suddenly untied a long rope from his waist and placed it in his hand and pulled it tightly.

The noose is very strong, so strong that as soon as it is placed on a person's neck, the person will immediately be breathless.

The wooden chicken has used it to tie the throats of fifteen people like this.

If it weren't for him to take action, the price would have been very high, and this number might have been even greater.

"Why don't you say it? Why don't they laugh..."

Mu Ji quietly picked up the noose and gently put it on Su Weiyun's neck, as gentle as the hand of a lover. But he could guarantee that after the noose was placed on Su Weiyun's neck, Su Weiyun would not smile anymore.

The noose is solid, moving and silent, and has been held behind Su Weiyun's head by a wooden chicken.

He was about to make a fuss when he put the noose in one fell swoop, but Su Weiyun suddenly muttered: "What's going on... Isn't the fire enough? I'll add a few pieces of firewood!"

Su Weiyun suddenly squatted down at this critical moment.

The noose naturally fell into nothing.

The wooden chicken stood there, a little surprised.

Su Weiyun seemed to have no idea and continued to fiddle with firewood under the stove.

Mars were flying, and the smoke filled the whole room, making people feel angry.

The wooden chicken frowned slightly and suddenly pulled out the short knife on its left waist, a shiny short knife.

The knife handle hovered in his hand, and he pointed the knife head at Su Weiyun's back and inserted it suddenly!

"Cough...Cough...Cough, it turns out that it is your piece of rotten wood that cannot be burned!"

bite!

Su Weiyun sat on the ground and pulled out a thick piece of fire from the stove fire, which was half burnt and half black, and sparks were still sparking.

It seemed that he used too much force and didn't hold it firmly, so the firewood was thrown back suddenly.

This piece of wood not only just knocked the knife in Muji's hand, but also hit his face with a piece of wood.

Bang!

The wooden chicken was beaten to the point of being star-stirring, and even the knife in her hand fell to the ground.

Su Weiyun found that the firewood had hit someone, so she quickly got up, held the chicken, and patted the dust on his body and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't expect..."

Mu Ji stared at Su Weiyun, her eyes were fierce, and with a "huo", she pulled out the long sword on her right hand!

The whole room was shiny!

What a sharp blade!

The wooden chicken raised his hand and waved his knife to chop!

He used to be a bandit in Taihang Mountains in the past, and the "Eighteen Swords of Taihang" he used was not only vicious, but also decisive, and he would break the head with just one knife!

Su Weiyun quickly reached out and grabbed his right hand, and said in surprise: "Ah, your knife is pretty good."

The wooden chicken was about to break free, but felt that its wrist was tightly clamped by a powerful force, as if it was caught by an eagle's claw, and there was no force at all.

"How much does it cost? It's quite expensive..."

At this time, Su Weiyun's right hand was like a spring swallow pecking mud, cutting a clever trace and gently "holding" the long sword into his hand.

Su Weiyun held the knife and smiled happily, "I just said, this is the kitchen, how could the idle people come? It turns out that you came here to deliver the knife to me!"

"That's great, I'm missing a good knife to cut vegetables!"

Seeing that he was happy and unsuspecting, Mu Ji couldn't help but take action again, put his internal strength in his palm, and slapped his chest with a palm!

Su Weiyun seemed to have no intention of murderousness, but turned around again, grabbed his hand, pulled it to the pot, and held the handle of the big iron pot with his palm.

Su Weiyun said anxiously, "Oh, if you hadn't reminded me in time, I wouldn't have known that the dishes in this pot would almost be burnt. Do you also look at the heat? Thank you very much!"

Mu Chicken silly held the handle of the pot, shook off a "spicy chicken" inside, and poured it on a large plate that had been prepared next to it.

Su Weiyun picked up the plate and smiled and said, "I really want to thank you. Why don't you try it? This dish is spicy and numb, and it's the most exciting!"

Mu Ji stared at Su Weiyun in a daze, at a loss.

Su Weiyun scooped up a few pieces of tender meat in a small spoon and sent it to the mouth of the wooden chicken.

"Some people laugh before eating, but after eating, they can't laugh. Do you want to know why?"

The wooden chicken ate the meat in his mouth, chewed it blankly, and swallowed it blankly. He had no interest in asking why.

He is really stunned this time!

Su Weiyun said: "Is there no problem? I'll ask the waiter to take it out."

After talking, Mu Ji suddenly covered her stomach and shouted: "There is a problem, there is definitely a problem!"

He ran out the door, and seemed to remember something, stopped and stomped his feet, and asked Su Weiyun loudly.

"Where is the thatched cottage?! Tell me quickly! Where is the thatched cottage?!"

Su Weiyun scratched her head and said anxiously: "This...this...don't worry, I can't remember it if you are anxious..."

"I've just been here for a few days and can't remember it!"

Mu Ji's face became redder and redder, and she looked like she was almost unable to hold it in.

Su Weiyun also stamped her feet and said, "Oh, when I meet you, the wooden chicken, I will become dumbfounded..."

Boar! Boar! Boar! Boar!

Several sounds came from Muji's butt.

Su Weiyun laughed loudly, laughing so hard that she was out of breath, and pointed to a place and said, "It's there, go quickly!"

The muji immediately ran into the direction Su Weiyun pointed him. As soon as he entered the door, he took off his pants without saying a word and started to put them on!

The master's roar came from the sect.

"This is my kitchen, who asked you to come here to defecate indiscriminately!"

“……”

"Hahahahahahaha!"

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The thirty year of the first lunar month.

Red Escort.

Sima Chaoqun and Zhuo Donglai sat opposite each other.

In public, Zhuo Donglai will always be hidden under Sima Chaoqun's light, making him the only hero.

But when no one was around, Zhuo Donglai had to be on par with Sima Chaoqun.

Sima Chaoqun said: "I heard that the wooden chicken failed?"
To be continued...