Chapter 82 [Cheap Wife]
Xiao Lei immediately spoke indifferently and looked at Miao Yan awkwardly. He really didn't expect that she would suddenly ask such a question.
"Oh..." Miao Yan sighed quietly and whispered: "Okay, you don't need to answer anymore. I'm just talking nonsense. Anyway, I'm about to die, I'm just a little curious. What would it feel like to like someone..." She glanced at Xiao Lei and shook her head and said: "You'd better not answer me, so as not to let me be disappointed before I die..."
A sense of pride suddenly surged in Xiao Lei's heart. He laughed, hugged Miao Yan and said loudly: "If you like you, you like you. I am a dignified man. Isn't it as brave as you, a delicate woman? Besides, it's not embarrassing for men to like beauties!"
Miao Yan's face was blushing, and her pale face seemed to be covered with a light layer of rouge. Her long hair was pressed against the side of her cheek, but she glanced at Xiao Lei with her deep eyes, which almost stunned Xiao Lei.
"Thank you..." Miao Yan sighed in a low voice: "Thank you for saying these words to make me happy before I die... I am very happy in my heart."
Her voice became lower and lower, and her eyes finally became distracted again, and she lost her energy and fell asleep.
Xiao Lei was really anxious. There was only one pill of Shengsheng Creation Pill in the bottle. He didn't care about that much, and took out the last pill and stuffed it into Miao Yan's mouth.
Seeing Miao Yan's eyes closed, her long eyelashes seemed to be trembling slightly, and her brows were slightly frowning, Xiao Lei couldn't help but feel a little tenderness in his heart.
I accidentally saw the painting on the wall. Xiao Lei felt that the more I looked at it, the more I felt that there was a faint loneliness between Miaoyan's eyebrows in the painting.
I think the years are lonely in the deep mountains. A woman is alone in the deep mountains. In this valley, there is probably only such a painting that accompanies her...
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel a little pity for Miaoyan.
Looking at Miaoyan carefully, there were some peach blossom-like blood on her chest, and her face was pale with a few traces of sickly red. Xiao Lei reached out to wipe the blood on the corner of her mouth, and then he held his hand and started to think hard.
How can we save this delicate beauty's life?
Let her inhale her own spiritual energy? Or find some other magic pills?
Um?
His eyes suddenly lit up, unbuttoned Miao Yan's sac, searched carefully from it, and finally found the bottle containing a drop of secretion of a drop of stalactite in the blood of ten thousand years.
Now that the blood jade stalactite has been cut off by Miao Yan. This is the only treasure in the world. But I heard that although this thing is magical, its usefulness is only to upgrade practitioners in the Qi training stage to the Pharmacy stage. The biggest function is to accelerate the transformation of the innate qi into magic power...
This seems to have nothing to do with healing. He searched all the same, and finally put his own Qiankun bag in front of him and put out all the magical medicines and weapons inside.
Suddenly, Xiao Lei looked at it, immediately smiled, jumped up and said, "Damn it, I almost forgot this treasure."
He grabbed Miao Yan's hand, pressed it on her, took out the incense bottle and put it under her breath and shook it. Miao Yan woke up again, but her spirit became more and more depressed. She sighed and whispered: "What's wrong with you? Wouldn't it be better to let me sleep and die?"
Xiao Lei brought the thing to Miao Yan's mouth and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, you can't die. I can't eat Tang Monk's meat for you, but fortunately I have a way to turn you into a Tang Monk."
What Miaoyan said was a peach!
Miao Yan originally squinted her eyes and looked at it. When she saw what was on her mouth clearly, she immediately widened her eyes and stared for a long time. She was extremely surprised: "...Where did you get this thing?"
Xiao Lei smiled and said, "Why do you care about so much? But it seems that my half-immortal body is obtained by eating a peach..."
"Peach? This is the supreme holy peach in the fairy world! It is the supreme holy product of the immortal family that even the immortals in the fairy world can taste!" Miao Yan took a deep breath, stared at Xiao Lei, and whispered: "Do you know the value of this thing? If people know that there are peaches in the fairy world wandering in the mortal world, I am afraid that the world's cultivators will even get it if they break their heads! If a master of the level on the list of the five-way masters, if he eats this thing, as long as he practices the skills, it is almost impossible to ascend immediately!"
Xiao Lei blinked and said, "Is it so precious? After all, it's just a peach."
Miao Yan pondered for a moment, and suddenly looked at Xiao Lei with a strange look: "You really don't know the value of this thing? Let me tell you, if you eat this peach, I will teach you another set of methods to practice martial arts. With your now transformed half-immortal body, then... your skills will improve immediately. I am afraid that in less than ten years, the name of the Five Great Masters in the World will be replaced for you! Even if you ascend within thirty years, it is not a strange thing."
Xiao Lei curled his lips and smiled and said, "You talk too much. Since you give it to you, you can eat with confidence. As for Feisheng... Hehe, I don't have that easy to ascend."
Xiao Lei knew his own affairs. The method of his practice is different from the authentic immortal cultivation. He practiced Qing Lingzi's immortal technique. Other practitioners did not have heavenly tribulations, but he had to go through three heavenly tribulations. So for him, the increase in magic power was too fast, which means the faster the heavenly tribulations came.
Miao Yan hesitated for a moment, then she picked up the peach. Tears seemed to flash in her eyes, and slowly flowed out of the corners of her eyes, but she didn't wipe them. She stared at Xiao Lei for a while, and suddenly Zhan Yan smiled a little: "Okay, I'll eat it! Come on, I have something to tell you."
Xiao Lei leaned over his head, but Miao Yan turned his head and kissed him gently on his lips. Then he heard Miao Yan say in a serious voice: "Miao Yan has been lonely for countless years. Today I met someone who is willing to cherish me sincerely... From today on, you are my Miao Yan's husband! My body and life belong to you. Even if the heavenly disaster comes, I will accompany you to die!"
Xiao Lei felt a faint fragrance on his lips, and heard Miao Yan's delicate voice in his ears, and couldn't help but be stunned...-
"The first thing is that after I take the peach, I will dissipate all my magic power. The Thirteenth Vein Cutting is the secret method of the Xianshan School. It is the most powerful. This peach can help me keep a trace of spiritual energy, but I must also transform all my magic power and practice again. I will transform into my true form, which is a lotus with stems. You take me back and put me in a quiet place, water me every day, and after 49 days, I will recover and restore my human form."
"good!"
"The second thing is that the Hanging Island Mountain Gate is open at 3 o'clock. I have already passed your mantra. You can quietly open the mountain gate and leave here. Now Xianyin has also been hit by the thirteenth vein. There are also experts from the Xianshan Sect on the Hanging Island. Now they are mostly trying to heal Xianyin on the Tongtian Pavilion on the top of the mountain. You don't need to worry, there are just other mountain patrolers on the Hanging Island. You can just avoid it carefully. I will pass on you three invisibility techniques and I will be able to deal with it."
"All right."
"The third thing... I am the most stingy and domineering... I know you mortal men are flirtatious by nature, but since I Miaoyan has become your wife, if you are not greedy in the future and are greedy... I will... I will make you become a eunuch!"
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Xiao Lei ran wildly in the mountains and forests, silently chanting the invisibility technique, and a lotus with stalks in his arms was filled with a panoramic bag.
Alas, for some reason, one peach changed to another wife... Are the beauties now so worthless?
Even if it is a peach... Damn, a peach is just a peach.
But as a man, a young man, there was a woman like Miao Yan who said she wanted to be your wife... Your only reaction was that she was stunned. Xiao Lei's mind was basically in a state of accident at that time. As for accepting or rejecting... he had no consideration, but just came over in a daze.
Peach...wife...wife...peach...
He ran towards the mountain gate and silently recited these words along the way. This time the matter was really a bit big. If Qing Lingzi knew that he had an extra wife... and it was the "immortal sound" that really captured the world's number one fairy at the Fairy Forest Fair back then, I guess the old guy's eyes would fall out.
The gate of the Hanging Island is right in front of it, and the little thunder quietly hides beside the mountain road. Two or three immortal cranes flew back and forth in the sky above the mountain, and there were faint figures on it. I guess they were the patrolmen of the Xianshan Sect. Xianyin was seriously injured and his life was not guaranteed. Now the Xianshan Sect is probably in trouble.
According to the mantra Miao Yan said, the mountain gate was opened. As soon as Xiao Lei took a step forward, he heard the loud cry of a crane coming from the top of the mountain behind. The sound was sharp and harsh, with a faint hostility.
Then he saw two cranes leaning down and swooping towards him. Xiao Lei immediately knew that he had been discovered, so he didn't care about hiding his figure, ran to the edge of the hanging island, and then jumped down...
The strong wind blew into his ears, and the strong wind in the sky made Xiao Lei unable to open his eyes. He barely used the wind control technique, but heard the cry of a crane coming from above his head. The people from the Xianshan Sect had already chased him. He cursed in his heart: Damn, are you really going to kill them all?
I saw a huge crane flying to Xiao Lei's side not far away, riding a Taoist boy on it, shouting: "Don't go, thief! What kind of thing do you do if you dare to sneak into my hanging island!"
Xiao Lei didn't talk so much nonsense with him, and pulled out a flying sword and stabbed it. However, the crane was quick to move and immediately flapped its wings and avoided it. Then the long crane beak came to peck Xiao Lei. However, Xiao Lei grabbed the crane's long beak, and levered his body with force, jumped onto the crane's back.
The little Taoist boy was not panicked at all. He raised a flying sword and fought with Xiao Lei. How dare Xiao Lei compete with him?
Miaoyan said that these Taoist boys patrolling the mountain looked like children, but in fact they were all old guys who could be their grandfathers at their actual age. It’s just that the mysteries of the immortal techniques of the Xianshan School can be rejuvenated after practicing to a certain level.
The boy stabbed out with a sword, but heard a clang sound, as if he had stabbed something extremely hard. When he calmed down, he saw Xiao Lei standing in front of the crane's back and placing a mirror! His sword was stabbed into the mirror.
He was still surprised. Xiao Lei had already raised his hand and shot it out with a sword, but chopped it down on Xianhe's neck.
This crane is a spirit beast raised by the Xianshan Sect, which is extremely precious. When the Taoist boy saw that Xiao Lei was actually slashing down at the crane, he couldn't help but scold Xiao Lei for being despicable. However, he had no choice but to push his sword to resist, but he saw a trace of cunning flashing in Xiao Lei's eyes. The Taoist boy immediately thought to himself that it was not good, indeed...
Xiao Lei shot out with a sword. He had long expected that the other party would not be willing to go back to fight, but he bullied himself and punched the Taoist boy in the face. The Taoist boy felt that his eyes were dark, his nose was sore, his nose was sore, and his tears were all flowing out, and his body was also hit from the crane. When he finally stabilized his body, he saw that Xiao Lei had already ridden his crane and was still making faces to him.
The boy was so angry that he cursed and pointed at him, but Xiao Lei had already escaped and he had no choice but to do anything about it.
But at the venue of the Ten Thousand Immortals Conference, after a night of rest, everyone was still worried about the challenge of the Ten Thousand Demon King in the Mangshan Mountain today. Everyone had no magic weapons. At this moment, their hands were empty and they didn't know how to fight with the Ten Thousand Demon King, let alone that he had tens of thousands of demon soldiers and generals under him.
Qing Lingzi and Dongfang Wusheng woke up and found that Xiao Lei was missing, Qing Lingzi was also a little anxious.
Although Dongfang Wusheng had some contempt for these people after yesterday's incident, he lost their magic weapon because of himself. He was arrogant and immediately ran to find the Ten Thousand Demon Kings himself.
The fairy voice did not show up anymore. The organizer of the conference disappeared. There was a demon king in the Mangshan outside provoking it. The scene was a little confused for a while. Fortunately, Kunlun Yuxuzi was there. He was a master of the Kunlun Sect, so he naturally had some majesty, so he stabilized the scene. Then he came forward and took everyone to confront the Ten Thousand Demon Kings.
It’s just strange that the Ten Thousand Demon King set up a formation outside the island of the Xianshan Sect, but he did not show up today. Dongfang Wusheng shouted loudly in front of the Ten Thousand Demon King’s formation for a long time without responding, and he couldn’t help but feel a little frustrated.
Qing Lingzi was getting more and more anxious. He suddenly jumped out and pointed to the formation of the Mangshan Demon King and shouted: "Ten Thousand Demon King! You old bastard, Xiao Lei, was your junior brother Xiao Lei removed last night? You will come out if you know the appearance, otherwise, Dao Master will get angry and kill you and your demon son and grandson!"
The Ten Thousand Demon King was originally from Miao Yan and his gang. Yesterday, he took Miao Yan's powerful magic weapon and dared to come out to challenge it. It was just to attract Xianyin's attention so that Miao Yan could quietly go to the Hanging Island tonight.
Now he is just attracting the eyes and ears of the Xianshan Sect outside. Without Miao Yan's powerful magic weapon, how could he dare to stand up and fight with a person like Dongfang Wusheng who is ranked on the list of five major players in the world? Besides, there is a Qing Lingzi who is unfathomable next to him.
Qing Lingzi yelled and scolded for a long time, and his temper rose. The whisk shook and his body rushed to the other party's formation. Suddenly, a long sword appeared in his hand, and a golden light slashed down. With a chirping sound, he split the flag gate of the Ten Thousand Demons Array in half. He raised his sword and shouted: "King of Ten Thousand Demons, can you stop Taoist Master by being a mere Nine Palaces and Eight Trigrams Formation?"
He jumped into the formation, but heard a loud crane cry from above his head. He saw a crane of the Xianshan Sect flying down from the sky. The man riding on the crane's back seemed to not know how to control the crane. He staggered and rushed, but he bumped straight towards Qing Lingzi...-
【Did you smash the ticket today?】
Chapter completed!