Blessings falling from the sky are often accompanied by sudden disasters. - Quotes from Xiao Lei-

After eating breakfast worth 2,000 yuan made by Lin Shanshan, Xiao Lei bit half a pancake in his mouth and ran downstairs to open a shop in great discomfort.

Well, the fortune teller shop of Uncle Wu Daozi, who cheated and did not lose his life, was on a street store downstairs. On a piece of rotten wooden board that had almost fallen off, it reads "Copper Iron Teeth God's Purposer", and then a Tai Chi Five-shaped Eight Trigrams pattern.

The small shop is only twenty square meters, but it is divided into two houses inside and outside. In the words of the charlatan uncle Wu Daozi, the outside is used to receive ordinary guests, such as neighbors, vegetables, etc.

And the room inside, hehe, that's not easy. It depends entirely on it to eat. It is a VIP room specially used to slaughter fat sheep! It is commonly known as the VIP area.

For guests with status, they naturally don’t like to mingle with ordinary people. Setting up a separate place to receive those distinguished guests, giving them a feeling of being valued, and being able to better pay from their pockets, right?

Moreover, the VIP room was carefully arranged. Wu Daozi himself said that the couplet on the wall was written by Nalan Xingde of the Qing Dynasty. However, according to Xiao Lei's guess, it was probably probably bought from the fresh market for a few dollars.

There is also a compass for feng shui on the cabinet, a string of vajra bells for summoning souls, and a peach wood sword for exorcising ghosts. That is even more amazing! The incense table on it is written on the incense table. The tablet of the ancestor is written!

What's wrong? These magical tools were handed down by the ancestor! Baby! They don't use these things when dealing with ordinary guests. In other words, they can only burn incense and worship the ancestor, and use these treasures to use them when they meet those VIPs who can afford a lot of money.

So, the price cannot be low. Although we practitioners should be compassionate and save the world as the basis. However, the magic tools left by the ancestors are not ordinary. If the price is low, wouldn’t it seem disrespectful to the ancestors?

Nowadays, even if you come out to cheat, you still have to talk about packaging!

It’s a sin. Zhuge Xiansheng’s ancestor is here, and his disciples have thought wrong again.

Xiao Lei sat behind the table, holding a copy of "Zhuge Divine Sutra". That was the secret of this sect.

Anyway, the old charlatan Wu Daozi kept saying that he was Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Kongming, and Mr. Wolong, and was the descendant of Zhuge Shensuan. No matter what, he had to lie nowadays to have momentum. The so-called brand effect.

Xiao Lei looked at the book in his hand, but he was thinking about how to find a way to earn back the lost two thousand yuan!

That morning he received three guests.

The first one is a thirty-year-old woman, who is considered a child. Alas, a thirty-year-old woman has not yet given birth to a child. I guess the family is under great pressure, but if you can't give birth to a child, you can go to the hospital for examination. Is it the same department of Zhuge Xiansheng Patriarch of my sect who gave birth to a child, Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Xiao Lei asked her to draw a lottery, which said: "I mean to believe in the future in my spare time, and old friends wander thousands of miles away, geese in the sky send messages, and a little plum blossom returns." That means: all expectations are available, but you have to wait for a while.

After a few words, I finally fooled this poor woman away.

The second guest came was the young boy who asked about his marriage, and he looked no bigger than Xiao Lei.

Alas, I am young and don’t know how to work hard for my career, so I just asked about my marriage in such a hurry. What’s the rush? Could it be that I’m too angry when I watch too many A-movies at home? Well, that’s the case, I’m a fellow student, but I just don’t know if he likes the route of a fool or a pure style…

Xiao Lei asked him to draw a lottery, which said: "I mean to believe in the future in my spare time, and old friends wander thousands of miles away, geese in the sky send messages, and a little plum blossom returns." That means: all expectations are available, but you have to wait for a while.

After some remarks, this young man with a rippling heart was fooled away.

As for the third one, it made Xiao Lei quite troublesome.

The third guest was a middle-aged man, not tall, short, fat, and blushed. He had a pure gold chain as thick as a finger on his neck and four or five large gold rings on his big hands.

Hum? Rich people! A fat sheep is here to you!

"Sir, are you asking for marriage? Or are you asking for wealth?" Xiao Lei cheered up and smiled 120,000 sincerely.

"This..." The other party was a little suspicious and hesitated to look at the young Xiao Lei: "Master Wu Daozi is not at home?"

"Ah, my uncle is a master of greatness and has gone out for a long trip. What do you want to be? The same goes for me." Xiao Lei carefully prepared his words.

"You?" The other party's eyes were full of distrust: "Can you be a young boy, do you think?"

"Of course, my family's unique skills! I have also learned seven-point skill from my uncle!" Xiao Lei patted his chest, his eyes rolled, and said with a smile: "This way, if you don't believe me, I will show you palmistry for free first, and then give you a few words. This is free. If I say it correctly, let's talk about other things! If I say it correctly, you will immediately lose your face and leave, what about?"

The other party was a little sad, probably because he was moved by the four words "free gift". He finally sat down and stretched out his left hand.

"Um... um..." Xiao Lei narrowed his eyes and pretended to look at him for a few moments, but he shouted happily in his heart: "Okay, okay, what a pair of thick fleshy hands. The ring on his finger is probably 24K gold, which is probably three or five ounces in total? It turns out that it is such a big fat sheep!"

He pretended to be shaking his head and pondered for a while, then coughed gently, and Xiao Lei said seriously: "You seem to have good fortune some time ago, but you have a lot of money. Uh...I'm right?"

The fat man immediately felt a little more trust on his face and he hurriedly said, "It's not bad!"

Hum, of course it's good! Look at you with fat heads, big ears, turbid air, gold and silver, and a nouveau riche, naturally you haven't developed for a long time... Uh... Of course! What's more important is that the gold rings are very new in quality. It seems that they haven't been worn for a long time. It turns out that you have made a fortune for a few days! The explosive households, the explosive households, hehe...

"Well, look at your face, alas... There is a fierce and evil spirit on the life palace. I guess things have been going wrong recently..." After saying that, he looked at the other party tentatively.

Sure enough, the nouveau riche opened his mouth and laughed a few times, grabbed Xiao Lei's hand, and said excitedly: "Accurate! It's indeed accurate! I have indeed been upset about something recently!"

Xiao Lei's face remained motionless, still looking hypocritical, but his stomach almost hurts when he smiles.

Nonsense, no, of course you have something unpleasant, otherwise, you will be free from illness or disaster, so what's your life to come here?

The nouveau riche was in a state of excitement and took out a thousand dollars and slapped the table, shouting: "Please teach me!"

Xiao Lei's face was flushed, and he smiled and put the thousand dollars into his sleeves. He secretly shouted in his heart: "I'm so obedient, I just read the palmistry for 1,000 yuan. It turns out that he is a very fat sheep..."

He suddenly showed an extremely gentle smile: "This hero is working hard to expose the secrets of heaven today... I'll show you a full body!!!"

The nouveau riche's confidence in Xiao Lei immediately increased. Xiao Lei also used all his skills. He spitted his mouth and said it so hard that the other party was dizzy. Finally, he left 10,000 yuan and let the fat sheep goat run away.

In this way, in just one morning, Xiao Lei had already earned more than 10,000 yuan. It seems that the genius is still living a very pleasant life these days. These thoughts were turning in his mind, and it was already noon. He was about to close the door and have dinner first, but he heard a creaking sound.

A black bullet-headed business car drove over quickly, and a sudden brake stopped at the door of the shop. A three or five big men jumped out of the car.

These people were wearing black suits, all of them were tall, big, strong, and strong. But each of them was wearing black sunglasses, which was really comparable to the presidential bodyguards in the movie.

Hum? Xiao Lei was stunned for a moment and quickly glanced at the arrangements on the table. There were no VIP reservations for today.

Seeing that these people rushed into Xiao Lei's shop with murderous intent, almost squeezing and blowing up a shop of square inch.

Xiao Lei barely put on a smile and tentatively said, "Brothers, are you telling fortunes? Or are you feng shui?"
Chapter completed!