Chapter 29 [Fear of dinosaurs?! 】
In the evening, the seaside city in spring is filled with a refreshing sea breeze.
Although it was still spring, the girls on the street could not wait to wear summer clothes, rushing to show their youthful and charming figures.
Xiao Lei took advantage of the night to return to the city. It took a year to return to the prosperous world. At this moment, Xiao Lei was extremely happy. He looked around and stared at the young girls in cool clothes and kept turning.
He can't blame him. Any normal young man who has put him in the mountains for so long, and he will see the Taoist priests in the Xiaoyao Sect in a year, and he can't see a few women at all. As the saying goes, after three years of military service, the sow also gets a Diao Chan!
Looking back a year ago, I was a little scammer with no money and power. Now, I touched the Qiankun bag in my arms, and contained a few treasures I had plundered from Xiaoyaozi - Humph, with Xiao Lei's scoundrel personality, I followed Xiaoyaozi for a year, and then the old guy naturally shaved a few good things.
Before leaving the mountain, Qing Lingzi was waiting there at the entrance of the mountain gate. Although Qing Lingzi had a special status in the Xiaoyao Sect, she was very tempted with Xiao Lei, a naughty and lazy guy. Before leaving, she gave Xiao Lei a handful of jade Ruyi. She said that if she encountered something difficult, she would break it. Qing Lingzi would know and would naturally come to help.
Is there anything else? It's money. The 20 million I got from the Tian family a year ago is also there. At this moment, Xiao Lei is already possessing magic and huge amounts of wealth. When he returns to the prosperous world, he is so happy that he will feel. He is thinking about how to be happy.
The only suspicious point in his heart was that Wu Daozi refused to come back with him no matter what. Not only did he do, he also used his magic power to send Xiao Lei back from Mount Emei, and then ran away in a hurry as if he was running away.
With this slight doubt, Xiao Lei hurried back home. He hadn't come back for a year and the streets did not change much. However, the shop that was originally used for fortune-telling downstairs had not paid the rent for a year, so naturally it was taken back by the landlord.
Running upstairs, opening the door with the key, entering the door, and closing the door with his backhand, Xiao Lei immediately felt something was a little inappropriate. When he left a year ago, all the furniture in the house was packed by Wu Daozi in Qiankun bags, and even the refrigerator and stove were taken away. But as soon as he entered the door, the living room was full of furniture, and the sofa, table and chairs were arranged neatly.
Although all the furniture was obviously old things taken back from the second-hand market, they were cleaned very cleanly. There was even a brightly colored tablecloth on the table, a small glass bottle and a tulip flower inserted. I sniffed it hard, and there was a faint fragrance, not like the fragrance of flowers, but a bit like the cosmetics on a girl's house.
Xiao Lei frowned... That's right! It's his own home.
At this moment, I heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom, and then opened the door. A man walked out with his pants in one hand and a book in the other.
Xiao Lei was just stunned for a moment. When the man looked up, he immediately showed a horror expression on his face. He was silent for about three seconds, and screamed out of the man's throat!
"Ah~~~~~~!"
With a shout, the book in his hand smashed towards Xiao Lei. Then he immediately retreated into the bathroom, and shouted in a hoarse and ugly voice: "Rape! Rape! Improper!!"
Uh... To be honest, Xiao Lei was really shocked. He saw the person walking out of the bathroom. As soon as he looked at it, his heart immediately jumped. Then a book hit him in front of him, and he left the side of his body. When the man shouted out, Xiao Lei realized that he was a woman!
The conscience of heaven and earth, Xiao Lei’s first thought was: It turns out that in this world, there is no extinction of animals like dinosaurs!
After a quick look, the woman was about the same age as Xiao Lei. Her face and nose looked like garlic, her mouth was grinning at the base of her ears, her eyes were as small as beans, she also had thick glasses, and her thick beard on her lips... Hum? Beard?
After a closer look, Xiao Lei almost fainted on the spot. There was no beard like this, it was clearly the nose hair exposed in his nostrils!
But such a woman was covering her chest with her hands, her face full of fear, and she opened her throat and shouted "Irregularity."
Xiao Lei could swear to the Sanqing Daozun that he would rather molest a female orangutan than have any "unfair thoughts" about the girl in front of him!
The girl shouted, and she grabbed everything she could catch in the bathroom and smashed it to Xiao Lei indiscriminately. What kind of soap, shampoo bottle, roll of paper, and even a pack of unopened ladies using sanitary napkins!
After avoiding the last toilet brush flying in, Xiao Lei yelled: "Shut up!!"
His roar almost used the true energy of Dantian. The shocking power was extraordinary. The female Tyrannosaurus in the bathroom was stunned for a moment. Seeing that there was nothing to throw at his hand, he closed his mouth and looked at Xiao Lei tremblingly. His pair of beans' eyes were full of vigilant gazes.
"You! Who are you?" Xiao Lei said with confidence, trying his best not to let his eyes look at the other person's nose hair - he was afraid that if he saw too much, he would leave a psychological shadow.
The mother exposes and trembles, "You, who are you? Are you a thief? A robber? Please don't hurt me, you can take whatever you want in the house." After a pause, she added very carefully: "If... you must... me, please, can you be a little gentler... This is the first time I..."
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If Xiao Lei's lazy temper would be so angry that he vomited blood, then now he was about to vomit blood. If even Xiao Lei had the urge to cut people, then now he really had the urge to draw out his flying sword.
"Qiuquan, you chama! Do you think I look like a thief? I live here! This is my home!! Why are you at my home?" Xiao Lei suppressed his anger.
"Yi? Your family?" The female Tyrannosaurus immediately calmed down, and she was no longer panicked. She stroked her chest and sighed: "So you are the landlord... Why didn't you say it earlier? I almost scared me!"
She slowly walked out of the bathroom and looked at Xiao Lei suspiciously: "Well, you didn't see anything just now, right? Even if you are the landlord, you can't break in while others...!"
"House, landlord?" Xiao Lei widened his eyes and looked at the female Tyrannosaurus in front of him.
What's going on? Landlord?
Xiao Lei immediately woke up in his mind. Thinking back to Wu Daozi's strange performance... it must be a good thing that old bastard did!
Thinking of this, he suppressed his anger and said in a deep voice: "Are you the tenant living here? Who rented this house to you?"
Before the female Tyrannosaurus had spoken, the sound of the key opening the door came from behind. Then the door was pushed open, and a delicate and beautiful voice came in. He hurriedly said with a little breath: "Ruhua, come and help, I have sold a lot of things."
Xiao Lei turned around and looked at the visitor. He saw a charming and charming girl standing at the gate. She had a slightly curly chestnut hair draped over her shoulders, a pretty face with a bit of redness, a few fine beads of sweat at the tip of her nose, and a huge paper bag in her hand, revealing some vegetables and fruits. Looking at her appearance, she climbed up to four floors with so many things in one breath, as if she was struggling.
The two looked at each other and exclaimed at the same time.
The girl exclaimed: "It's you? Xiao Lei?"
Xiao Lei said: "You? Are you Lin Shanshan?"
The girl "Ruhua" standing at the door of the bathroom showed a strange expression on her face. She stared at Xiao Lei with a pair of bean eyes and murmured in a low voice: "He is the little Lei Shanshan always talks about..."
Chapter completed!