Chapter 18 [Cell Wonderland]
"What did you say?" Wu Daozi looked at Xiao Lei in surprise: "Did you have a broken mind? Do you know that the mysteries of immortal methods in my sect are, as long as you have achieved success in your cultivation, you can escape from heaven and earth and do everything, even the underworld cannot control you! If you were an ordinary person, it would be an opportunity that could not be asked for, and you wouldn't do it?"
Wu Daozi became more and more angry as he spoke, and in the end his nose was almost against Xiao Lei's face.
Xiao Lei hurriedly took two steps back, calmed down, and then glanced at Wu Daozi, and said, "Old guy, don't think I don't know your intentions! Hum... You have been coaxing me for so many years, and you never tell me these things. Why did you suddenly make a kind wish to accept me and teach me the magic of immortals today? Hum, there must be some reason, right?"
Wu Daozi was guessed by Xiao Lei and immediately said a lot. Originally, the master suddenly decided to start accepting the third generation of disciples. He and a few brothers hurriedly dispersed and accepted their disciples. If the disciples were well taken, it would be a great deal in front of the master. If the master was happy and rewarded two immortal pills or magic weapons, it would be a big profit. Even if the disciples were not greedy for the master's treasure, it would be a great pleasure to be able to be proud in front of those brothers!
Xiao Lei looked at Wu Daozi with his eyes squinted. Seeing his hesitant look, he became more and more sure that he had guessed right. He made up his mind that he must enter the Xiaoyao Sect. He always envied the protagonists for being able to get away from the immortals and gain the power of the Tao. Now that there is such a strange fate in front of him, how can he let it go? It’s just that the old guy is asking for him now. If he doesn’t take the opportunity to extort some benefits, wouldn’t he have been fooling with the old guy for so many years?
Wu Daozi was so angry that he simply put on an elder's face, raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Are you really not a disciple?"
"No!" Xiao Lei shook his head firmly: "In the past, I had to wash clothes, cook and clean the room at home. If you become a master and have an additional master-apprentice status, wouldn't I even have to clean the toilet in the future?"
Wu Daozi's face turned red, but seeing Xiao Lei looked like a scoundrel, he secretly regretted that he had taught him too many cunning tricks on weekdays. He finally gave an excuse and smiled bitterly: "Okay, what should you do, what should you do? Let's give me a condition!"
Xiao Lei's eyes rolled and he laughed, "You should show some real skills first, just because the Xiaoyao Sect said that there are few unparalleled in the sky and earth, right? You are too cunning and others don't know it, but I know it very well. God knows whether you are telling the truth or using lies to fool me."
Wu Daozi held back his anger and said angrily: "Okay, you guy is optimistic!"
Wu Daozi stretched out two fingers, muttered something, and whispered, and whispered: "Hold!"
A flame more than three inches long burst out from his fingertips! The flame appeared blue, with a faint golden light that made people dare not look at him. Xiao Lei felt a little nervous, and then stepped back a little, but said in his mouth: "Well, the trick of setting fire is nothing great magical power!"
Wu Daozi was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. The three-inch fire on his fingertips was a little "Samadhi True Fire" that he had practiced for many years! It was the supreme magic of Taoism, but the little scoundrel in front of him didn't know anything! He was angry and put away the flames and shouted: "Little bastard, what do you want to see?"
Xiao Lei carefully took out a ten-dollar bill from his arms, looked at Wu Daozi very seriously, and said seriously: "Can you turn this bill into one hundred yuan?"
The Three Pure Dao Zun is above! If it weren't for the hard work of raising the eighteen years, Wu Daozi would have the urge to kill the little scoundrel in front of him!
Xiao Lei saw Wu Daozi's face turned pale, and couldn't help but shake his head, his face full of disdain, sighed Youran: "Oh, it seems that it's too difficult for you. But you don't have such a simple skill, so why do you say that you can become a god? Otherwise... I lower your requirements. Well, I heard that you all practice Taoism have flying swords, and you can fly with swords. Just give me a flying sword!"
Speaking of this, the little rogue's eyes shone in his eyes and looked at Wu Daozi with a greedy expression on his face.
Wu Daozi finally couldn't bear it and shouted: "If I don't teach you a little scoundrel a lesson today, it's simply unreasonable!!"
After saying that, with a wave of his sleeves, a strong wind blew up. Xiao Lei suddenly felt his breathing was not smooth, and his head suddenly hurt, his eyes turned dark, and he fainted.
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I don’t know how long it took, but Xiao Lei woke up from his drowsiness. He felt that the air in the entrance was extremely fresh and clean. He heard the sound of water flowing in his ears, and felt a hint of coolness on his face.
He opened his eyes and saw that he was no longer in Wu Daozi's room at home. He just rubbed his eyes and saw clearly the surrounding environment, and couldn't help but be stunned!
At this moment, Xiao Lei was lying on the bamboo collapse, in a pavilion built with green bamboo. There was only the soft collapse he was lying on was in the pavilion. A small wooden table was placed in the middle, and a yellow gourd was hung on the pillar.
The pavilion is airy on all sides. The outside of the pavilion is lush, with flowers, plants, leaves and leaves. Birds are faintly heard. On the left are two peaks. In the gap between the peaks, a white waterfall flows down and pours into a pool below the peak, stirring up thousands of water splashes.
Xiao Lei's heart was pounding. When he woke up, he came to such a place where birds sing and flowers scented. He had a faint sense of paradise and was really at a loss.
He stood up and walked out, but couldn't help but complain.
It turned out that this place was a natural valley, only the size of a football field. It was surrounded by green mountains and cliffs on all sides, and there was no way out. When you looked up, birds were flying across the blue field, and it was really a way out.
Xiao Lei was anxious and couldn't help but shout: "Wu Daozi!!! Wu Daozi!!!"
After shouting for a few times without answering, Xiao Lei was really panicked. He walked around the valley and carefully checked that there was no way out. He was unwilling to give up and ran to the front of the pool for a while.
The pool water was clear and green. There was a big white fish swimming back and forth in the water. He tried it and felt that the pool water was extremely cold. Then he finally understood how it was so cool in the valley in this midsummer season.
With such a cold pool, it is like there is a natural air conditioner in the valley.
But other than that, no other discoveries were found in this valley.
Xiao Lei sighed, ran back to the bamboo pavilion and sat for a while, and thought secretly in his heart.
Since he came here, it must have been the tampered by that old bastard Wu Daozi. The purpose of that old guy was nothing more than to make him become a disciple, so he naturally would not leave him here and ignore him. After thinking through this section, Xiao Lei calmed down a little, and was not panicked, so he simply lay on the soft couch and began to close his eyes to rest.
It was just as the sky gradually darkened, he felt a little anxious again. Although he was not afraid of anything, he couldn't help but feel a little dry and hungry after the past half day.
At this moment, a golden light shot in from the valley and fell on the ground to form a human form. Xiao Lei looked at it intently and saw that the visitor was wearing a clean blue Taoist robe with a white face and a smug smile on his face - well, the smile was said to be proud, but rather sneaky!
Who isn't Wu Daozi?
Xiao Lei immediately shouted and jumped up, rushed out of the pavilion and hugged Wu Daozi's arm, shouting: "Okay, old guy, why did you get me here!!"
Wu Daozi gently pushed Xiao Lei away and smiled and said, "Hmph, you have a happy rest here, but I ran back to do things for you!"
He gently put a burden on his back on the ground and said proudly: "Boy, just be patient and worship me as your teacher. This is a desperate valley. Unless you have the ability to be aware of the heavens, you will never be able to escape. This place is the place where your uncle was before he entered the world. I will give you a Taoist book first, so you can practice here for a few days. When my master summons his disciples in a few days, I will naturally take you to the ceremony."
Xiao Lei shouted, "What? Do you want me to stay here? Am I not going to school anymore?"
Wu Daozi smiled proudly: "I've been going back to your school for the rest of the school in the past half day. You don't have to worry about the outside. Stay here with peace of mind. Humph, little scoundrel, I want to fight your uncle's scheming. Let's see who is better!"
Xiao Lei said with a sad face: "I'm not saying that I will not be willing to take you as my teacher, but you always have to give me some benefits, right?"
Wu Daozi was proud, but his face was stern, and he shouted, "Hmph, it's a little too late to beg for mercy now!" He pointed to the bag on the ground and said, "This is the 'Qiankun bag' in my sect. It contains all the daily necessities, food, clothing, and housing that I brought from my home. It's all in it! I won't disturb you these days, so you can practice here with all your heart."
After saying that, he took out a thread-bound ancient book from his arms and threw it into Xiao Lei's arms, and said seriously: "This is the entry secret of my sect, and I will pass it on to you now. In the past few days, I will get your progress. If you can't satisfy me..." Speaking of this, the old guy showed a bit of fun expression and laughed: "Your uncle, I will naturally deal with you well!"
After Wu Daozi said this, he stomped his feet and, without waiting for Xiao Lei to speak, he immediately turned into a golden light and flew away.
Chapter completed!