Chapter 176 such a robber
Chapter 176: Such a robber
Xiao Lei looked at it intently and saw the man standing in front of him. He was short and looked like he was probably only at his waist. He was wearing a brocade robe, holding a black pear blossom stick in his hand, a tall crown on his head, wrinkles on his face, and his long beard was all white, dragging it to his chest, his eyes narrowed, as if he could no longer open it. The little old man stopped in front of Xiao Lei and the other two and asked, "Who broke the formation outside and broke in? Don't you know that this is Kunlun Fairy Grass Garden, so you can't enter?"
Seeing this guy looking strange, he smiled and said, "Who are you? Are you from the Kunlun Sect?"
The old man shook his head: "I am the God of the Land in this garden."
Qing Lingzi shouted from behind: "Nonsense, this is in the mountains. Speaking of which, it is almost the same as a mountain god, but it is not under the jurisdiction of the land."
The old man glanced at Qing Lingzi a few times and said seriously: "This Taoist priest has divine light on his head, so he must have been in the immortal class! I wonder which immortal is coming to Kunlun?" After saying that, he raised the wooden stick and bowed.
Qing Lingzi smiled and said, "No need to compliment me. I have not become an immortal yet. I am considered a mortal. Are you really the land god here?"
The old man closed his beard and said seriously: "Is there any fake? The immortal didn't know that Kunlun was originally under the jurisdiction of the mountain god, but this forest was full of immortal treasures, and countless immortal grasses were the place of spiritual energy, so he set up a position as a land to specialize in the management of this place. The disciples of Kunlun Sect often came here, but this forest was not a product of the Kunlun Sect, but belonged to the heaven and earth. They came here to pick immortal grasses according to the prescribed days, and they should not mess with the rules."
"Yi? Are there any other rules?" Little Reich said.
The land god nodded repeatedly and said seriously: "The rules are so great! The fairy grass in this forest is born from heaven and earth, and it is not his own property of the Kunlun School. If they want to pick it, they always have to bathe and fast and worship the heaven and earth before they can enter the garden. Besides, although the forest here is lush and the fairy grass is rich, it cannot be picked randomly! The fairy grass is extremely difficult to grow. Although it is the spiritual energy of Kunlun, those top-grade fairy grasses will not bloom and bear fruit for a thousand years. If it is picked randomly, it will probably be finished after a long time. The wooden Ganoderma lucidum must be matured for three hundred years, and there are only thirteen plants here. If it is picked at once, wouldn't it be broken? There must be picking and planting to continue. The little god here is responsible for taking care of the garden and taking care of these fairy grasses."
Xiao Lei couldn't help laughing and said, "Ah, I understand. Although you have a small official position, you are still a civil servant in the Heavenly Court, hahahaha..."
The land is insane, and I don’t think it’s clear what this civil servant means.
Miao Yan covered her mouth and smiled, "You are the land god here? That's a shame. We came into the garden to pick some fairy grass. I smelled it outside, and there are a lot of good things here."
The Land God was quite proud and smiled and said, "Of course there are many good things. If you want to say that this garden can have a treasure, it is rare in the world... Hum?" He suddenly stopped and looked at the few people vigilantly, frowned and said, "Damn it, I almost forgot. You broke in! But you were malicious?"
After saying that, he crossed the wooden stick and shouted, "I am the God of Land, and my duty is my own. I can't let you do whatever you want!"
Xiao Lei giggled and said, "Can you still stop us? The formation outside has been broken by us. What are your skills?"
The land's eyes rolled and hesitated: "Well... well... I have a good relationship with the Kunlun disciples. They come to pick fairy grass and come and go with me. I shouted, there will always be someone to help me!"
After saying that, the old man turned around and ran away, shouting, "Comeone! Come on! Someone is forcibly robbing the fairy grass!!"
Xiao Lei and the other two didn't stop him, but just laughed. The land screamed a few times, and seeing that no one came to save him, they immediately shouted: "You can listen, it's a good thing to steal the fairy grass, that's a violation of the forbidden thing. I have low magic power and can't stop you, but I will definitely report to you afterwards... Humph!"
He looked fierce and timid, shouted twice, and pierced his head on the ground, and it seemed that he wanted to run away. Miao Yan suddenly felt a move in her heart, raised her finger and shot a golden light, which shot on the ground, flashing twice.
The old man from Land was originally good at earth escape, but after being cast by Miao Yan, his head hit the ground, but it seemed to hit the steel plate. With a bang, he made his head dizzy and fell on the ground. A big bag suddenly appeared on his forehead, and he couldn't help but hug his head and scream, and even the wooden stick was thrown aside.
Miao Yan walked over, grabbed his clothes and lifted them up, and smiled and said, "We have something to ask you, you can't leave."
The land said fearfully, "What are you asking me? I absolutely cannot say it!"
Miao Yan curled her lips: "What good things are there in the forest? No matter what you say, I will know it by smelling them. But there is something on you, but I am interested in it."
After saying that, he reached out to touch his arms for a while and found a small black gourd. The gourd was only three inches long and short. Miaoyan held it in her hand and shook it. Then she pulled out the plug and smelled it. She said happily: "This is it."
She took the gourd and stopped caring about the land god and threw him on the ground. The old man cried and said, "You are so unreasonable! You come to grab the grass, then you rob it, but why did you rob me of the old man who was eating? Without this thing, I'm afraid I'll be dismissed immediately. I've been stuck for hundreds of years before I got to the position of a land god. Didn't you make me lose my job?"
Xiao Lei took the gourd from Miaoyan's hand and said strangely: "What is this?"
Miao Yan smiled slightly and said, "This is a good thing. It contains fairy water."
"Xianshui? What's the use?"
Miao Yan smiled and said, "This thing has two wonderful uses. First, do you think this old man is the land, and he is a gardener. But the land is in charge of the forest, and he will never be like ordinary gardeners in the mortal world. He also has to take a hoe and turn over weeds all day long, right? This fairy water is their work. This fairy water is a thing in the fairy world. As long as you have a seed in your hand, you can place it wherever you put it, even if it is thrown on a stone or other barren land, just drip a drop of fairy water and it will grow and sprout immediately. These lands, mountain gods, can only be controlled and taken care of the garden by relying on this fairy water."
"This is a good thing." Xiao Lei smiled and said, "After we went back, we also planted some fairy grass in the backyard of our home. What about the second benefit?"
Miao Yan's face turned red and she said, "This fairy water is the most suitable for the growth of flowers and plants. Husband... Have you forgotten my origin? This thing is very good for flowers and plants. I am just used... Well, it will be of great benefit to me when I take a shower."
Xiao Lei giggled and immediately put the gourd in his arms, saying, "Since this kind of good thing, let's take it back."
The land looked sad and smiled bitterly, "Forget it, you all look serious, but they are robbers. There are things about robbers in heaven and earth, but you don't do that like you. Even the robber ancestor, the Monkey King of Heaven, stole peaches, would just steal and eat them. But you are not like you, and you don't even let go of the old man in the land."
It would be fine if he didn't mention Sun Wuzi. When he mentioned Sun Wuzi, Qing Lingzi immediately looked a little ugly with her face. She snorted heavily, then walked into the forest with a sleeve.
Xiao Lei made a face and took Miao Yan's hand to follow behind. The land stopped running away, and flew up two short legs to follow behind, but sighed and begged Xiao Lei to return the gourd to him.
"Husband, this is the wooden Ganoderma lucidum. After eating it, you can avoid sword weapons. From now on, as long as you encounter not the magic weapon of the immortal family, ordinary sword weapons will not hurt you." Miao Yan pointed to a thing that looked dark and seemed to be broken wood. Seeing that Xiao Lei was not caring in his eyes, he smiled and said, "Ah, I almost forgot that my husband is now a semi-immortal body. Ordinary weapons cannot hurt you. This thing is useless to you. But it will always be beneficial to pick some and give it to a few sisters and Baoer."
Xiao Lei giggled, nodded, and said "No," and actually pulled out the kitchen knife, and whistled, slashed the so-called "wooden Ganoderma lucidum" with one knife... He simply cut off all the wooden Ganoderma lucidum in front of him with two consecutive knifes.
He suddenly remembered that there was an extra Qiankun bag on his body. The Qiankun bag was last time in Europe.
However, this relationship did not last long. You Erjie wanted to get the official recognition of Ningguo Mansion, but after a period of time, he lost hope and soon committed suicide. The details of it were not detailed in the case file, but it was obviously related to Wang Xifeng... Wang Ran could understand this. Faced with Jia Lian's "transcendence" and the pressure brought by You Erjie, any woman could eat seven or eight people! If you cut a large piece like this, even three or five hundred people would eat it!"
Xiao Lei and Miao Yan didn't even look at him, and continued walking hand in hand.
"Husband, look, this is the 'Seven-leafed Begonia Grass'. Look at this grass, divided into seven-leafed leaves, does it look like a crabapple flower? This kind of fairy grass is best used to refine medicine, it can live dead people and bones. As long as a trace of soul still exists, it can save all the dead people."
Xiao Lei nodded, said "good thing", picked up the kitchen knife again, and without saying a word, he picked up several pieces and threw them into Qiankun's bag.
"Husband, this is the 'Scrophularia Ginseng', which is gathered by the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. After taking it, meditate and practice Qi, it can take ten years of effort in a year!"
“Very good!”
Swish...
The two of them walked along the way, and the muscles of the Tudigong's cheeks were trembling behind him, and they didn't know how many "robbers" and "prodigal sons" were scolded in their hearts.
You said you would grab the grass and grab the grass. I have never seen such a guy who was uprooted!
When I walked inside, there was an ancient tree in front of me. The big tree had mixed roots, lush branches and leaves, and heavy fruits hung on the branches. The fruit looked like a pear, but it was a bit flat, but it was golden in color.
Miao Yan glanced at it and said with a smile: "Husband, this is..."
The Land Lord was anxious when he heard this, so he jumped to Xiao Lei and bowed repeatedly, "Little ancestor, little aunt. I'll tell you if this tree is better. This is a leafless fruit. It's nothing, it's not delicious at all, it's not delicious at all!"
Xiao Lei smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? I have to taste it before talking about it."
The Tudigong begged, "This fruit has no effect, but after eating it, it can prolong life and maintain beauty. You practitioners do not need this anyway. It is only useful to ordinary people."
Xiao Lei laughed at the ear: "Who said it's useless! It's very useful!" I thought to myself that Yuehua at home doesn't know how to spell it. After eating this, she can maintain her appearance, so she must take it back.
Xiao Lei dodged the Land Lord, but rushed up, hugged the big tree, and used his magic power to whip it uprooted the tree with a loud shout.
The Land father-in-law was so scared that he fell down. He sat on the ground and couldn't help crying: "It's too bullying! It's too bullying! You can't even rob something, but you can't cut off the roots for me!"
Xiao Lei stuffed the big tree into Qiankun bag and smiled and said, "What's wrong with the roots being broken? Even if I encounter a peach tree, I will uproot it. Otherwise, I'll snatch it back and eat it today. If I still want to eat it, would I want to come and have a trip?"
Miaoyan doesn't care about these things anyway, and Xiao Lei will do whatever she says and do. As long as Xiao Lei is happy, she will do it. As for whether it is right or not, she doesn't care.
The two continued to walk forward, and the good things in the fairy grass garden were plundered by the two. The Land Lord almost fainted and wanted to leave, but he was unwilling to accept it after all.
"Xiao Lei, come here!" Qing Lingzi in front suddenly shouted. He had a very high vision. Although these things were rare, he didn't care much about them. He walked in front of him alone to search. At this moment, he finally found something and shouted loudly.
Xiao Lei and Miao Yan ran over when they heard the sound, and saw Qing Lingzi standing under a rock with her hands on her back, looking upwards.
The rock is about five or six feet tall, not like an ordinary stone, but it is a little golden light faintly. Xiao Lei thought to himself, is it a gem? If it is such a large gem, it would be valuable!
Chapter completed!