Chapter 155 Sharing weal and woe
Chapter 155: Sharing the joys and sorrows
Xiao Lei laughed, his breath was long, and he felt that the more he laughed, the more he felt, the more he laughed, and finally he laughed endlessly, and even the leaves on the top of his head were shaking down!
Xianyin's face changed slightly and she shouted, "Why are you laughing at?"
She picked up a leaf and shot it gently at the little laser. The originally soft and weak leaf was sharp like a blade under the fairy technique of Xianyin. Xiao Lei saw the leaves coming to his face, and a strange gaze flashed in his eyes. His body floated into the sky, and the leaf slid over from under his feet.
Xianyin's eyes had already narrowed and looked at Xiao Lei coldly, but stopped taking action. Xiao Lei's body stretched a few meters upwards, then slowly fell down, and looked at Xianyin with a smile.
"Boy, are you the skill of the Demonic Art?" Xianyin's eyes were eager.
Xiao Lei smiled and said nothing, just looking at Xianyin. He jumped up just now and knew that his magic power had recovered by 50% or 60%. The Heaven-Defying Art was indeed magical. He originally thought that the magic power he had been practicing for one or two years was in vain. Unexpectedly, the Yijing bones were forged, and the magic power gradually recovered as soon as the silt energy in his body dissipated. He just jumped so much that he used the wind control technique, but now he didn't want to leave. Anyway, Xianyin was already controlled by himself, so it was also a wonderful thing to slowly tease this vicious woman.
"No, it's the Art of Defying the Heavens." Little Lei Anran replied.
Xianyin lowered her head and thought for a while, and sighed: "It's true that although my Xianshan Sect also has healing techniques, even if you have a different physique than an ordinary person, you can't recover in one night. The wound can heal, but the broken bones cannot grow well in one night." When she said this, the more she yearned for the Heaven-defying Art, she became obsessed for a moment.
Xiao Lei smiled and said, "Fairy Xianyin, I'm cured now. Are you afraid that I will just run away?"
Xianyin looked up and sneered, "Run? Can you run? Although I have injuries on my body, how far can you fly? If you dare to run, I will break your bones immediately. It is a small task. I think you can cure it quickly or I can beat it quickly!" After saying that, a strong wind shot out with a loud bang, and a big tree in the distance was immediately beaten to pieces!
Xiao Lei was furious and shouted, "What a poisonous woman."
Then he knew Xianyin was not angry, and replied indifferently: "The big fist is the hard truth. If your magic power is stronger than me, you will naturally be able to do this to me."
Xiao Lei deliberately sneered: "Okay, even if I can't run away, you can't let me tell you this magic trick!"
Xianyin was not angry and replied lightly: "You can't help it."
Xiao Lei pretended to be helpless and it was worth making a fire. The bobcat was left with a lot of meat, and he casually made a piece of meat and put it on the fire to roast it. Xianyin suddenly screamed: "You said that you didn't take my treasure bag!"
"Hmm?" Xiao Lei was stunned.
Xianyin sneered: "The flint you made the fire just now is obviously the thing on me!"
Xiao Lei curled his lips and said, "I took the flint. Could it be that treasure bag that I took?"
Xianyin was speechless, but she just looked at Xiao Lei angrily, and suddenly her tone softened again. She smiled and said with a gentle smile: "I heard Xiaoyaozi talk to you that day. You are no longer a member of the Xiaoyao Sect. If you are willing, you might as well worship me as your master and go to my Xianshan Sect. If you like magic weapons, I will give you my treasure bag. What do you think?"
Xiao Lei curled his lips and said, "What's good about Xianshan Sect?"
Xianyin thought he was moved and immediately said, "I have the 'Four Arts of Wonderful Words' in Xianshan, and the Xianyu Yin technique is even more magical. After practicing, you can use sound waves to hurt the enemy. I will give you another guqin when you play the piano while you play the music. If the fairy energy is hidden in the rhythm, you can hurt the enemy. Isn't it a majestic?"
Xiao Lei felt very moved. What's the Fourteenth Art of Wonderful Words? Then forget it, can there be the Yuanzhen Art of Wonderful Words and the Heaven-Disappearance? Otherwise, Xianyin would not be able to beat Qing Lingzi and Xiaoyaozi. However, the Xianyu Yin technique is quite interesting. If you practice it, you can hurt the enemy while playing the piano, just like the Six-fingered Phoenix Demon, so handsome!
I have to find a way to learn this technique. But you don’t have to enter the Xianshan Sect. At worst, you can use the Soul Lock Pill to threaten Xianyin, and you don’t have to worry about her not giving it to me! Humph!
Seeing Xiao Lei's expression on his face, Xianyin thought Xiao Lei was even more moved. However, Xiao Lei laughed and said, "You said Xianshan so well... Ah, I know, Xianshan has thirteen pulse cutting. If you hit someone, you will make people vomit thirteen mouthfuls of blood. It's also very interesting!! Hahahaha..."
Xian Yinqi's face was pale and she was about to turn against her face on the spot.
The two defeats she and Miao Yan fought that time, and they were hit by Miao Yan's thirteenth vein. They almost died. That was a great humiliation in their life. But Xiao Lei deliberately mentioned the others. How could you tell her not to get angry?
Xianyin gritted her teeth in hatred, but pretended not to care, and tempted repeatedly: "You are young and have a special physique, and are also a good piece of material. If you join my Xianshan Sect, you will achieve something in the future. Even if I pass on the position of the head of Xianshan Sect to you, it will not be a big deal. I have not accepted disciples yet. If you worship me as your master, you will be my eldest disciple. It will be natural to take over the leader's essay in the future."
Xiao Lei even disdained and said lightly: "Hmph, what leader is you still want to be your master. My master is Xiaoyaozi. Since you can't beat him, why should you be my master? Humph, being my master, I think you are almost the same as my wife. Although your appearance is thousands of miles worse than Miao Yan, you can barely be a maid."
Xianyin was angry and scolded: "The little thief is rude!!!"
With a backhand, he hit the fire in front of Xiao Lei with a thunder. The fire immediately went out and turned into a piece of ice! The barbecue inside was frozen.
Finally, she had a rational one and went to beat Xiao Lei without any anger.
Xiao Lei was even more proud. He believed that Xianyin was greedy for the Heaven-Reverse Art and would never dare to hurt him. He smiled and said, "What's wrong? Do you think you are more beautiful than Miaoyan? Humph, look at your unkempt face and your body is covered in mud..."
Xian Yinqi's chest kept rising and falling, and she shouted: "Nobody! Who said Miaoyan is more beautiful than me! We are transformed from a lotus, so it is naturally the same!"
She could not fight against Xiao Lei at first, but now she was confused by the anger, so she was naturally no match for her. Instead, she retorted like this, as if she was determined to be Xiao Lei’s wife.
Xianyin was not a fool after all, so her mind immediately turned around. She glanced at Xiao Lei with hatred and gritted her teeth and said, "What a little thief, I dare to ask for my advantage! Look for a fight!"
After saying that, he picked up a branch and thrust into the air.
The branch shot out a strong energy in the air, and it squirted on Xiao Lei's body with a swish. His clothes immediately cracked and his body also felt a pain. Fortunately, he was a half-immortal body and was not injured.
Xianyin originally thought that this thrust would give him an extra wound on his body and could even hit him, but she didn't expect that she would just tear the other party's clothes. She was angry and thrust again.
Xiao Lei yelled and avoided, shouting: "Okay! You hit, you continue to hit! If you hit me, I won't tell you the magic trick!!"
Xianyin immediately paused in her hand. Seeing Xiao Lei smiling, she was angry and shouted: "Don't hide it from me! If I don't hit you, will you tell me? Humph!"
The branch in his hand twitched again. Xiao Lei stood still and was beaten by her. Anyway, his clothes were broken and it hurt a little bit. But he sneered: "Okay, you fight, even if you fight, you will naturally tell you the Desperate Art when I can't bear to eat, but you are careful. If you beat me and insult me, then even if I tell you, it will be a fake mantra!!"
Xianyin's hand then became stiff, gritted her teeth and looked at Xiao Lei, and slowly put her hand down. How angry she was in her heart and how she imagined peeling and cramping Xiao Lei, she could only have a fantasy in her heart.
Xiao Lei also knew that it was enough to stop. He could tease her a little, but if the immortal voice really made her angry and turned her back on the spot, it would be boring.
He smiled, pointed to the "frozen barbecue" in front of him, and said with a smile: "You ruined our supper, but what do you say? Pay compensation quickly!"
Xianyin said coldly: "If it is destroyed, it will be ruined. I won't eat it anyway." After a pause, he said fiercely: "If I don't eat it, you don't want to eat it!"
After saying this, I felt very proud. I thought that if you were hungry, I could also slightly relieve my anger.
But when Xiao Lei smiled, he simply sat on the ground and said, "That's OK. But I have a problem with having a lot of appetite since I was a child. If I don't eat a meal, I will have a headache. When the headache hurts, I will forget everything. If I missed two paragraphs of that mantra, I can't blame me."
Xianyin had no choice but to grit her teeth and looked at Xiao Lei a few times, shouting: "Okay, okay! You are so awesome, what do you want to do!"
Xiao Lei smiled and said, "I've been hungry these days and I've eaten meat. If I'm thirsty, I'll drink blood, or pull out a few wet grass to chew it. It's fine to eat meat, but I can't drink water every day, so I feel so uncomfortable. I want to drink water now. Seeing that you can turn into ice, you might as well make it come out for me. If it melts water, it's easy to quench thirst."
Xianyin shook her head and said, "Do you think this magic is so easy? That's when I slap it out with one palm and suck the water in the air around me to create the effect of this Ice Palm. I'm hurt now, so I can't move my magic power, it's best not to move."
Xiao Lei laughed and said, "This is not OK, that is not OK. If you want to get the Heaven-Defying Art from me, you have to give me some benefits. Now you don't even drink saliva, and will you let people live?"
Xianyin had nothing to say, and tried hard to strike out two palms and made two large ice cubes. He said coldly: "Are you okay?"
Xiao Lei glanced at it twice, carefully took out a bottle from Qiankun bag, hugged the two ice cubes, but smiled and said, "Isn't it enough, I'll do it a little more."
Xianyin frowned: "I don't drink water. It's enough for you to drink some of these two ice cubes alone."
Xiao Lei smiled and said, "It's enough to drink water, but I haven't taken a shower here for four or five days. Now I'm so itchy all over. Even if I can't take a bath here, I'll wash my face and soak my feet, right?"
Xianyin was so angry that she had nothing to say, so she simply turned her head and never talked to this little scoundrel again, for fear that she would be pissed to death on the spot if she could say one or two more words to him.
For a moment, I felt a little regretful in my heart. I caught him because I wanted to get the Heaven-Defying Art, but I didn't want to catch him so much trouble.
Xiao Lei really made the fire again. He didn't know how he flipped it out of Qiankun bag. He actually turned out a pot, boiled the pot of water, washed his face, took off his shoes, put them in and soaked them, and moaned loudly and comfortably: "Comfortable and comfortable, alas, if you could have a bathtub now and soaked warm water, it would be a life that a god would live." After saying that, he sighed again: "I haven't washed these days, the air here is humid and stuffy, and the dew is heavy. I have been a cat with a few days of being a petite cat, lying on the ground, and I don't know how many ants have crawled on it, alas..."
It would be fine if he didn't say it, but Xianyin felt uncomfortable all over when she said it so deliberately.
Originally, she was called a fairy, and naturally she was noble and beautiful. She liked to wear white clothes. She was always spotless and she really liked to be clean by nature. She forced herself to endure this day. At this moment, when Xiao Lei said that it was nothing, she suddenly felt itchy all over her body, as if she was uncomfortable everywhere.
Xiao Lei laughed and poured the pot of water in the distance, and went to Xianyin. Before Xianyin could speak, she saw a hand towel stretching out in front of her.
I heard Xiao Lei smile and said, "Don't worry, this is the hand towel in my Qiankun bag, it is clean, and it is also clean water on it, not my foot washing water."
Xianyin couldn't help but feel a little grateful in her heart, but after all, she couldn't let go and gritted her teeth and said, "Take it away, who can use your stinky stuff!"
Xiao Lei curled his lips, threw the towel aside, turned around and went to bed.
He turned his back to Xianyin, and after a while, he pretended that his breathing was stable and long. Sure enough, he heard the whispering sound behind him. Xianyin's face was tough, and he could not resist the girl's natural habit of being clean. He quietly picked up the towel and wiped her face.
Xiao Lei could hear it clearly and couldn't help but sigh. It's a pity, it's just a wiping face. If it's a wiping body, it would be a feast for the eyes.
Thinking of this, I suddenly thought of Miao Yan. Thinking of Miao Yan’s deep affection for her, I couldn’t help but feel a little longing. I sighed casually, and then I fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, Xiao Lei was still dreaming, and suddenly felt his mouth being covered. He immediately reflexed his conditioned reflex and grabbed his hands back, but he didn't want his tentacles to be soft, but he grabbed Xianyin's waist. In the darkness, Xianyin snorted, but he didn't even slap him. Xiao Lei was about to shout when he heard Xianyin lower his voice in his ear and said, "Don't talk, someone is here."
Chapter completed!