Part Three Chapter 71 I can't scold you to death!(1/2)
"Third Young Master Jun, although the two masters are upright and aboveboard, they have long seen through that winning or losing is a fleeting thing. They don't care about the gains and losses at this moment, and disdain to share your common understanding. But I would like to ask, what is the couplet written by Third Young Master Jun?
, do you have a second line? If you have an excellent second line, please give it to me so that I can open my eyes." A scholar in Wenxing Academy stood up, obviously not convinced that he had lost this game.
"How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran!"
Jun Moxie looked at him in astonishment: "Please use your brain first when thinking about things, and don't always think about things with your butt! If there is a couplet that even I can get right, I will use it to make things difficult for me.
Human? Were you ever kicked by a donkey when you were a child? Why did Wenxing Academy have such a fool like you?"
"Oh, by the way, I think you are not only stupid, but also deaf, right? I made it clear before I set the question that this was a question given by someone else. So far, no one has been able to answer it. I just borrowed it. You
Which ears have heard that I did it myself? I think you either don’t have a brain, or you have mold in your head! You actually ask me to ask for the second line? You are so embarrassed to ask! Tianxing Academy is always like this to win or lose.
, don’t you care about cunning things?”
Not many people commented on Young Master Jun's opening this time. After all, before asking the question, he had already stated that the couplet was not written by him at all, but got it from somewhere else. It was clearly used to embarrass others.
Yes, the scholar asked this question at this moment, trying to save some face, but it was all in vain and made others laugh!
The scholar suddenly turned red!
No one else had any idea, but Li Youran on one side opened his eyes in surprise. What happened to this person? Why did he involve himself in it again? What do you mean by "How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran?"
Damn it, is this human talk? Why am I being hypocritical?
"As soon as the master admits defeat, he turns his face and sends his disciples to kill him? Is Wenxing Academy so unable to afford to lose?" Jun Moxie's voice was loud and full of energy, "If you really can't afford to lose,
It doesn't matter if I give in. Although I am not a good person, I still know how to respect the elderly and the virtuous."
So you still know that you are not a good person? Everyone is rolling their eyes.
Are there any people who respect the elderly and the virtuous so much as you? You almost respect these two old masters to the ground... "Yan Feng, step back! If you lose, you lose. There is no point in arguing. Why should you stick to gains and losses once and a half? This is nothing.
It's just the first game. Doesn't it mean that Wenxing Academy has no chance to come back?" Kong Lingyang trembled with his lips and scolded the disciple sternly.
Not limited to the gains and losses of one and a half times, Mr. Kong is just talking happily at this time. This is not as simple as losing a competition. This time, he has lost an adult. In the past few years, the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet may have resulted in a winner or a loser.
, but at that time they were all held on the central island of Luoyue Lake, and His Majesty the Emperor was not present. But this time it was in the palace. Not only His Majesty the Emperor was there, but also all the senior officials of the empire were there, and the scale was even larger than in previous years.
I have won many times, but lost at this moment... Wouldn't it be extremely frustrating!
If the most hated dandy in Wenxing Academy in the past was Fatty Tang Yuan, now Fatty has been relegated to the second place. Young Master Jun is on the ranking list, and he is still the kind that will never change for ten thousand years. All the senior middle school students in Wenxing Academy
The talented young man hates Young Master Jun to the core... "Haha, Teacher Kong is right, pairing is just a game for literati to kill time when they are bored. Poems and songs are the true expression of talent and learning.
Playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting..." Li Youran smiled calmly and said, "Isn't there anything that can compare to Mr. Jun?"
This sentence is very vicious!
In the face of the civil and military forces of the entire dynasty, if Wenxing Academy just gave up, wouldn't it mean that the entire academy believed that there was no skill comparable to that of Jun Moxiejun? How could Wenxing Academy be able to collapse on this platform? How could it be willing to give up?
Instantly the situation was tense again.
I figured it out, this guy Li Youran has no good intentions at all! It turns out that he is a pretty boy with no good intentions, and he deliberately wants to use the swords of these old masters to force me to reveal my trump card.
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes and tilted his head back so that it was almost close to Dugu Xiaoyi's mouth. Then he nodded and laughed confidently: "That's right, Wenxing Academy is here this time.
There are a lot of people, but fortunately we have a lot of talents here! How can we, the descendants of the great families, be timid? I and Young Master Youran join forces to fight against Wenxing Academy. No matter who wins or loses, it will be a good story.
Mr. Youran also said just now that he admires me in many aspects. Haha, that is to say, I am more skilled. In other words, I am much better than Li Youran. Hehehehe... everyone
Have you heard that? So, if you can't even compare to Mr. Youran, then you don't have to come to me! I am very busy, and time is very precious. I earn tens of millions of taels of silver every moment.
Where can I afford to delay?"
With these words, he counterattacked beautifully. Not only did he tie all the children of the aristocratic family to his own warship, but he also pushed Li Youran out to be the number one scapegoat. It was a combination of offense and defense that left no trace.
A move.
Everyone cast admiring glances, but the target was not towards Jun Moxie, but towards Dugu Xiaoyi. Jun Moxie tilted his head, nodded, and then changed his attitude drastically, and even said that he could both attack and defend, advance and retreat.
Speaking freely, even a stupid person could see something was wrong. If Dugu Xiaoyi hadn't given him a trick, it would have been a disaster! How could such a bastard be so capable?
words?
Besides, what this guy just said was unnatural, as if he was endorsing it, and there was not even a single curse word in a long paragraph! This would have been so bizarre if it hadn't been taught by others!
Seeing Jun Moxie lying on the chair with his head up, he closed his eyes and looked at his laziness. He couldn't answer even if he asked him anything. Everyone in Wenxing Academy felt helpless and had to turn to Li Youran: "In this case, Yu
I'll ask Young Master Li for advice first."
Li Youran stood up with a smile and nodded slightly: "It's an honor." He actually didn't feel any disgust at being pushed out by Jun Moxie.
To be honest, Jun Moxie has already won a match. Regardless of whether the victory is glorious or not, a win is a win. Li Youran, who considers himself the pride of heaven, is unwilling to be compared with him.
On the dragon chair, His Majesty the Emperor's eyes glanced at Li Youran intentionally or unintentionally. He lowered his eyes, but his peripheral vision fell on Jun Moxie and Dugu Xiaoyi. Their expressions were unfathomable.
"Since we have already met each other and heard that Mr. Li's leisurely flute is famous all over the world, how do we compare the rhythm of this game? I, Jin Yinzhen, would like to ask Mr. Youran a few words." A scholar came out slowly,
He first bowed to the emperor and all the big shots, and then turned to face Li Youran. He moved calmly and gently, holding a jade flute made of white jade in his hand.
"Young Master Jinyin's music is famous all over the world. How can Youran compare with it? There is no need to compete in this match. I just admit defeat." Li Youran smiled bitterly. This is not that Li Youran deliberately gave up. On this grand occasion, Mr. Li did not want to think about it.
After all, being in the limelight is all about leaving a good impression in front of the emperor. If you can leave a good impression, no matter what you do in the future, you will get twice the result with half the effort.
But Jin Yinzhen is really a powerful opponent, and an enemy that is difficult to match! His flute skills are passed down from his family, and at the age of fifteen, he has already become famous in the mainland, but how can he be so arty and half-toned?
Comparing? Wenxing Academy sent him here with the clear intention of winning the game back and establishing a situation where neither side can win or lose. Then, the real tough battle will begin.
"Haha, Mr. Mo Xie and I each have a battle. Youran feels ashamed that our skills are inferior to others, so we are willing to admit defeat." Li Youran said without changing his expression: "It's your turn in the next round, Mr. Mo Xie. You Ran would like to wish you the best."
Third Young Master Jun, the flag has been raised to victory."
Jun Moxie, I said, Damn it! This guy didn't even compete and just gave up. This is so outrageous... If it were me, no matter how powerful the opponent was, I would still have to scream a pop song at the top of my lungs.
I would rather be beaten to death than scared to death.
The banquet of talented scholars in the golden autumn is usually started by provocation from both sides, and then gradually progresses from poetry, poetry, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, to state governance, people's livelihood arrangements, foreign strategies, etc. It is not completed until all arts have been competed.
At present, under Jun Moxie's lies, two opposing factions have finally formed, but both the smell of gunpowder and the fierce attitude of the confrontation are far higher than in previous years. This point will be revealed to anyone who has participated in the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet over the years.
Everyone can clearly feel it. Only Young Master Jun and Fatty Tang, the two guys who really participated in the competition, don't have this insight.
Naturally, I have participated in it before, but it was to pick up girls, which is different from this time... Next, there was a poetry competition. Sun Chenghe, the Minister of Rites, discussed with everyone for a while, and finally decided to come up with a topic on the spot,
Then both sides compose poems and compete on the spot to judge the merits and determine the winner.
"This poetry review is based on knowledge. Please choose a candidate from both sides." Sun Chenghe looked at Jun Moxie, shook his head, and obviously had already decided the winner in his heart, and sighed.
Jun Moxie had no intention of winning, so he just had to fight haha.
Another talented man in blue stood up and listened to the introduction, but his name was Qin Qiushi. From this name alone, one can imagine how passionate Qin Qiushi's parents were about fame... "Master Qingjun."
Please teach me." Qin Qiushi frowned and thought hard, and after about half a stick of incense had been touched, he cleared his throat and said loudly.
The eunuch on the side who was writing was already prepared, with his wrists raised and elbows hanging, and he was waiting attentively for Qin Qiushi to speak, and he would record the whole process.
"Climb the mountain of books to reach the sky, dare to cross the ocean of learning and watch the wrathful tide; there is no need to go far if you are diligent and upright, the road to climb the stars is not far away; if you are willing to dedicate yourself to the country, how can you build the rainbow bridge with your blood; if you can make an inch of progress in this life
, live up to the current situation."
This Qin Qiushi is indeed extraordinary. He only had a short half-stick of incense, but he actually composed one or seven rhymes. Although the artistic conception is not superior, the antithesis is quite stable, and it can be regarded as a superior work.
, in particular, it not only clarifies the attitude towards learning, but also implicitly expresses the heroic ambition of serving the country and the lofty ambition to show off one's skills.
After the eunuch who wrote the poem finished copying it, he respectfully handed the poem to the emperor for review. After the emperor glanced at it, he took a deep look at Qin Qiushi, his face remained calm, and he waved his hand to the civil servants to circulate it.
It’s a nod of praise; these people all have talents, but I don’t expect that if they are in the same position, under huge pressure, and write a poem in half a stick of incense, they may not be able to do better than this.
"It's so wet, it's so wet. Brother Qin really has such wet hands." Jun Moxie clapped his hands and smiled so much. "This hand... Yinshi's ability, you are willing to be inferior to me, I am willing to be inferior to you, how can I do it?"
Too fast; quick shooter..."
"Thank you very much for the compliment, Mr. Jun. I am a young man with little talent and little knowledge, which makes Mr. Jun and all the seniors laugh." Qin Qiushi could not understand the mystery behind his words and said humbly: "I also ask for your advice, Mr. Jun; I am also waiting to listen to Mr. Jun's masterpiece."
.”
"My masterpiece? No, no, I have a lot of resources. I can shoot at will. I don't need silver wet, let alone my hands wet. Of course, my determination can't wet my quilt..." Jun Moxie hurriedly gave in, and in front of everyone listening
When I got up, I was simply confused.
Tang Yuan suddenly burst into laughter. After laughing for a while, he seemed to be unable to control himself. He held his big belly in his arms and laughed so hard that his face twitched and his whole body convulsed. It seemed that he was about to die. During this period, Tang Yuan had to endure Young Master Jun's abuse.
Influenced by the influence, there is already a faint tendency to surpass others. Others may not understand what Young Master Jun said, but the fat man heard it clearly, how can he not laugh... The people who did not understand the mystery were despised: This fat man is really
It's not kind, you and Jun Moxie are in the same group, and now you are so gloating about seeing him make a fool of yourself! This character is really despicable.
"Young Master Jun is so talented, how can you just admit defeat? This is absolutely impossible. You have to recite a poem and let everyone evaluate it." That Han Zhidong just now jumped out and waved the flag and shouted, he must make Jun Moxie make a big fool of himself.
"Does Mr. Jun disdain to compete with us?" Mei Gaojie rolled his eyes and said solemnly: "It is unacceptable to study like this..."
"Third Young Master Jun comes from a martial arts family, so it is inevitable that he will not be knowledgeable in literature..." A talented scholar from Wenxing Academy laughed, full of contented joy. He was very happy to see Jun Moxie make a fool of himself. "I'll just admit defeat.
This is also expected, don’t you think it’s surprising?”
As soon as this statement came out, it was like a perfect cold joke. Those who wanted to laugh and those who didn't wanted to laugh burst out laughing. The laughter was full of mockery.
In fact, I really, really look down on you!
Of course Jun Moxie will not say this, but since you insist on scolding each other, and you are so eager to scold you, then I would be very sorry if I don't scold you severely... Jun Moxie
He snorted coldly and agreed with enthusiasm: "Since everyone is so kind to you, I am disrespectful and feel ashamed. However, when it comes to learning... I have never done it before, so I won't compose poems according to the title.
, just chant it and let everyone enjoy it."
To be continued...