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091, there is a ridiculous joke

091, there is a ridiculous laughter

Bai Shaoliu had a firm sense of speech, and Marquis Lington had no choice. Of course, he was not in the mood to stay for dinner. He wanted to go back and report his life quickly. On the one hand, he had to solve the edict, and on the other hand, what he was most worried about was of course to confirm Avtina's innocence to the Pope. Marquis Lington stood up and said goodbye and left in a hurry. After sending him out, three women in the family stood in front of the door and asked Bai Shaoliu curiously: "What is this marquis from abroad looking for you?"

Bai Shaoliu: "It's nothing, it's just a person who came to deliver the letter. The letter was written incorrectly and asked me to return it and rewritten it... Let's have a meal! What dishes did you cook today?"

Qingchen said: "I heard from Sister Zhuang that you made egg dumplings during the Chinese New Year. Can you make them again today?"

Bai Shaoliu: "It's not the New Year and the Festival, how troublesome is it to make egg dumplings?"

Qingchen: "I'm not afraid of waiting for a while, I just want to eat."

Huang Jing also said: "I haven't eaten it before, I want to eat it too."

Xiaobai touched the back of his head: "Since you want to eat, then make it. You have to wait for another two or three hours."

Zhuang Ru: "It doesn't matter if you wait a while longer. You will eat more delicious food when everyone is hungry. I will prepare now and see Xiaobai's performance skills."

The next three hours became Xiaobai's performance time, and three people watched by making egg dumplings alone. When the food was served, everyone was indeed hungry, so the food was particularly fragrant. What made Xiaobai happy was that there was not much strangeness between Qingchen and Zhuang Ru. After meeting, Zhuang Ru was very enthusiastic and deliberately took good care of her, which made Qingchen feel much more at ease. He naturally called her Sister Zhuang. Thinking about Qingchen, who was less than 19 years old, was still a child in front of Zhuang Ru, who was nearly ten years older than her.

When eating, Huang Jing felt strange in her heart. She couldn't help but peek at Qingchen and Zhuang Ru. Qingchen had taken off her sunglasses and hat at this time. Her eyes and ears were different from ordinary people. Huang Jing and Zhuang Ru also knew. Huang Jing had some questions and even wanted to laugh. Why did Xiaobai "take in" different from normal people? Is this a kind of sympathy? Her thoughts were not revealed, but Xiaobai sensed them.

Huang Jing felt very special when she sat on this table. She regarded Qingchen and Zhuang Ru as alternatives, and regarded herself and Xiaobai as a kind of person. Although the three women were very close together, Huang Jing had an inexplicable sense of superiority because she was the same "normal" person as Xiaobai. Huang Jing felt that Xiaobai was a little familiar with this psychological feeling. The Marquis of Lington, who had just arrived at the door today, also had this inexplicable sense of superiority when she first saw her. It seems that people's consciousness is similar, but the reasons are different. We cannot simply tell the truth about good or bad.

The next day, the first thing Xiaobai did was to lead Qingchen to the horse farm to see Baimao. Xiaobai had already understood the background of Baimao from both positive and negative directions. This donkey had made a mistake when he was a human being, so he was punished by a living immortal. But that was already a thing of the past. Baimao also paid a huge price for his behavior. It had been killed three times. If he could not be liberated in this life, he would continue to reincarnate for life. Xiaobai did not hate Baimao, nor did he think Baimao was a good person back then, but Baimao is now a donkey. If it could be liberated from Xiaobai, he would still be willing to help him.

On the way to the horse farm, Xiaobai specifically advised Qingchen not to bother with the past when he saw the donkey. Although it was a sin to be a donkey, Baimao is now a donkey. If punishment is called unimaginable punishment in the world, no need for others to add it. Baimao needs to think clearly about the truth in it. Qingchen was very obedient and agreed. As a young generation who had not personally experienced the past, she was also very curious about this arrogant master back then.

"Have you obtained the "White Lotus Secret Book"? Who is this girl?" Bai Mao immediately rushed over to ask a question when he saw Xiaobai and Qingchen.

"Hong Hequan killed, and I also got the "White Lotus Secret Book". This girl is what I call Qingchen. It turns out that she was not dead, but was injured strangely. I want to ask you to see it today." Bai Shaoliu spoke directly without thinking about communicating.

"That's great, beautifully done!" Baimao was very happy.

Qingchen only heard it screaming a cheerful donkey and asked Xiaobai strangely: "How did you talk to it?"

Bai Shaoliu: "We can hear it when we talk, and I can feel it when it communicates with spiritual thoughts. It just praised you for being beautiful!" He also said a lie in front of him, allowing Bai Mao to leave a good impression on Qingchen.

Qingchen clasped his fists at the donkey: "Senior, can you tell what kind of injuries I have suffered?"

How many years have passed! Baimao finally heard someone calling him respectfully, "Senior". This is a treatment it has never enjoyed since he became a donkey. Xiaobai has never called him like this even if he treats it as a friend! Baimao sighed, and he was in a state of inspiration, as if he recalled the flying heroic days back then, and couldn't speak. However, he was poured into a basin of cold water. Xiaobai patted Qingchen on the shoulder and said, "You don't need to call him Baimao."

Baimao said to Xiaobai: "Can you keep in mind if they want me?...I can't take my pulse now. Please let her tell her about her symptoms carefully, and I'll hear what's going on."

Xiaobai, when he was a translator, passed on the meaning of Baimao to Qingchen, and said, "We should not stay in the stable and take Baimao to the hillside outside for a walk. If you have anything to say, it's good today to bask in the sun."

No need to lead, Baimao followed Xiaobai and Qingchen out of the stable, and bypassed the runway of the horse farm to the grass slope outside. The wind was sunny this day, and many people were riding horses in the horse farm. In the distant sunshine, a man and a woman led a green donkey to take a leisurely walk, which was also a unique scenery.

Qingchen told him about his current "symptoms". After listening to it, Baimao asked about the martial arts practiced by Qingchen. In other people's opinion, it was inappropriate to inquire about the secret method, but it was nothing to do with the "White Hair" master and donkey. Qingchen simply told it. After listening to it, Baimao told Qingchen that this was probably not a injury, but a disaster that practitioners would have to go through. It was both a heavenly disaster and a human disaster. It was the "true vacuum disaster" that Qingchen encountered after entering the Tao from martial arts.

Qingchen did not understand these theoretical knowledge, so he asked Baimao in detail what was going on? Maybe it was because the senior shouted just now, and Baimao patiently explained to her what the cultivation calamity is and what the heavenly calamity is, which is more detailed than what it usually says to Xiaobai.

Qingchen entered the Taoist world through martial arts, and once used his power to kill the world. This true void disaster that had lost its power was particularly fierce. As for the law of expiration of the tribulation, Baimao could not provide any more help, because this is something that every practitioner must experience, but everyone's characteristics and methods of passing the test are different. Even the master can only protect the disciples and not survive the disaster for him. Moreover, with the current situation of Baimao, it is impossible for anyone to protect the Dharma.

Although Baimao was a great master of cultivation and reached the state of mutual understanding of all dharmas, he was not omnipotent. In fact, his own practice was also problematic, especially in the way of experiencing tribulations, and it was also related to this. Qingchen’s problem was actually hitting Baimao’s weakness in his practice. But Baimao certainly would not say this. It also told Qingchen how to go through the true emptiness tribulations, that is, let go of the magical powers that are no longer available, and continue to practice like usual. In fact, Qingchen has already done this. According to the Taoism that Qingchen has learned, it is the right path, but it is very difficult.

When will you succeed in experiencing the tribulation? Baimao cannot answer this because it depends on Qingchen himself, and not every practitioner can pass all the tests of the tribulation. But Baimao is a master after all, and it can see that Qingchen has also suffered a strange injury. This injury does not hurt her body, as if it is a special sealing ceremony that seals her power. If you want to pass the Vacuum Tribulation, the problems of the Heavenly Tribulation and the Human Tribulation must be solved together. Perhaps one day Qingchen's mental state has arrived, and this injury has been cured, and the power can restore her cultivation and go to a higher level.

Qingchen was a little disappointed when he heard this. Xiaobai comforted her not to worry and take everything slowly. Since she already knew what to do, she would continue to practice like usual. Xiaobai had the experience of cultivating the observation of life and death, and of course she knew that it was useless to know that it was not urgent. In fact, Xiaobai was more anxious than Qingchen, because Qingchen had the words first. If her kung fu did not recover one day, Xiaobai would not be allowed to touch her every day.

On this day, Baimao did not teach Xiaobai more magic, but just told him to practice the set of witchcraft after he went back, and then learn more profound content after he was successful in practicing the method. Xiaobai started from Baimao's practice, and the view of life and death. This starting point is very high. Now he needs to go back and "make up the lessons". Otherwise, he would be very skillful in mastering such advanced magical magic as "Entertainment and Opening Technique". He would not know some simple Taoist techniques. Even the method of controlling things was solved by Xiaobai himself.

Xiaobai also gave Baimao face. On that day, he did not prick the donkey in front of Qingchen's face. The next day, Xiaobai went to the horse farm alone to find Baimao, and asked many other things besides bleeding. This time, Xiaobai talked with Baimao for a whole day. Bai Shaoliu told him what happened in the world of cultivation since Qiye became a donkey, and talked about the recent dispute with the Holy See. These are all things that Baimao had never heard of before - who would tell a donkey about the world of cultivation to a donkey?

Among the three masters twenty years ago, the true master of Shouzheng had ascended, Ge Jujizan's living Buddha had long been transformed into a rainbow, and the young master Wangqing sealed his spiritual consciousness without asking about his practice and playing in the world. Feng Junzi's disciple Mei Yeshi became the leader of Kunlun League. Baimao blinked and did not expect so many things to happen after he died, especially Feng Junzi's self-proclaimed spiritual consciousness surprised it. When Xiaobai mentioned Mei Yeshi as the leader of Kunlun League, Baimao silently recited the three words "Mei Yeshi" many times, and felt emotion and resentment in his heart. Obviously, he had old grudges back then.

"Tell me all this, what do you think?" Baimao asked after hearing this.

Bai Shaoliu: "I have no idea. The things that happened back then have nothing to do with me. I can't tell you about your grudges. I just told you that I think you should know these."

Baimao sighed: "I thought Mr. Wangqing had already ruled the world after he killed me, but he didn't expect that he gave up his magical power and exiled himself to the world, so that the boy would be the master of the world. If I had defeated Mr. Wangqing back then, the situation today would be hard to say... Forget it, let's not talk about these things, you must have a question to ask me if I am right?"

Bai Shaoliu: "Yes, I have something to ask for advice. I want to kill Rashis. This person deserves to die, but I don't want to bring Qingchen in again and I don't want to expand the situation. What do you think I should do?"

Baimao: "It's time to kill, you must kill, and we will kill ourselves! Don't bother those people... Xiaobai, you haven't told others about me, right?"

Bai Shaoliu: "No."

Baimao: "That's good. If I am here, I will definitely help you achieve a great cause. Rashis once used magical powers and magic to take your life, but he has no intention of repentance. It is natural to kill him, as long as you have this ability. However, it is still relatively difficult to face the enemy with your current cultivation level. With your characteristics, it is best to suddenly assassinate, which needs to be arranged carefully."

Bai Shaoliu: "But this person didn't show up after returning to Wuyou, and he couldn't find him."

Baimao: "Isn't there a Black Dragon Gang? People on the Tao must have a way to force him out. Some evil methods do not need to be done by you in person. I want you to conquer the Black Dragon Gang for your own use. How is the matter doing?"

Bai Shaoliu: "I'll do it tomorrow, I haven't been busy for a while."

Baimao: "You have three major things now. The first is to practice the magic of witches and prayers to prepare for the secret book of White Lotus soon. The second is to collect the Black Dragon Gang for your own use, pass on the magic I taught you, and form your own power. The third is to make good use of the contradiction between the Western Holy See and the world of practice, and take the opportunity to strengthen your reputation. We are Kunlun practitioners, so of course we have to stand on our own side. If you kill Rashis, it is a matter of fame and fortune."

God:

Hello!

Since you know everything, you should also know who I am. Officially notify you that your wife is in our hands now, this is a kidnapping! We do not need ransom, we only require one person to show up. Please let Bishop Rahis come back to welcome the statue of the Virgin in person at midnight three days later. If he does not come, we will tear up the votes!

This is a letter written on white paper. All the words are cut and spliced ​​from the newspaper. It is placed on the pedestal on the side of the worship hall of Uyou Cathedral. That morning the priest of the church found this piece of paper. He was startled after reading it, and then he realized that the appearance of the Virgin Mary, who should have been placed here, disappeared.

At the same time, at the entrance of the Black Dragon Gang, Liu Peifeng was cursing people angrily. Tie King Kong, with a shiny big head, stood in front of him with a grievance. Liu Peifeng shouted: "Early early in the morning, you ran over happily and asked me for credit, saying that you have a way to force Rashis out. It turns out that you are so forced? Kidnapping! If you have the ability, how can you tie Rashis back to a statue of the Virgin? If this is spread, is it embarrassing?"

Tie Jingang lowered his head and defended: "I lost the Bodhisattva in the temple. Can't the presidency go out to find him? It's also a shame for Rashis to say that he is embarrassing. I don't believe that he can't be forced out like this?"

Liu Peifeng laughed: "Okay, you are so good. I don't know what you think in your head all day long. Did Mr. Bai be fooled by a shovel? I don't think Mr. Bai blamed him for that shovel. You are confused enough. Do Rashis need to show up in such a thing? Just go to the police station to report a theft case. The master didn't attract you and you might be able to attract the wolf dog!"

At this moment, someone outside reported that Mr. Bai was here, and then Xiaobai pushed the door and walked in: "Old Liu, what happened to call me over early in the morning? Is there any news about Rashis?"

Liu Peifeng pointed to Tie Jingang: "You ask him what he did last night. Before dawn, he brought a few people to me and brought a Bodhisattva back."

At this time, it had been a month since Xiaobai returned to Wuyou. During this period, Qingchen had been living in his house and got along well with Zhuang Ru. He still insisted on practicing the exercises every day, but his internal power had not yet recovered. Xiaobai also began to officially "open the hall to preach the Dharma" in the private room that was the largest in the clouds. His first step was not to teach the magic skills taught by Baimao. He had not made much diligence in his own practice and was afraid that there would be problems with his random successors. In this regard, he and Baimao had different ideas. He specially selected the "Elite" gangs to the Black Dragon Gang to teach him the mantra and mental method of "the combination of form and spirit".

This set of kung fu takes time and insight. It took Xiaobai's qualifications to start the way, and it took three months to get started. Now, the results are not obvious yet. At the same time, Xiaobai also asked the Black Dragon Gang to find a way to force Rashis out. When the old guy returned to Wuyou, he looked like a turtle, and his head was shrank and he never showed up again. He wanted to find him some trouble, so he couldn't lead people into the church and search everywhere. Even if he had magical powers in the downtown area, it was not convenient to do this.

The Black Dragon Gang members thought of many ways, such as sending a lady to seduce the priest, pretending to believers to confess, or even pretending to be a church member to participate in various activities in the church, but they did not find out where Rashis was hiding. Among the Eight Vajras, Iron King Kong, is usually the most reckless person in the Black Dragon Gang, otherwise he would not have done the same thing as the last wedding. At that wedding, Xiaobai slapped a concussion by a shovel. Later, when he recovered, he claimed that he had "sequences". He told everyone that he had become smarter and enlightened. After Mr. Bai slapped that shovel, his brain became more flexible.
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