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84 Three Cobblers(1/2)

Xuanyuan's withdrawal caused quite a stir in the night at Top of China. Even outside the server, the forum was very noisy for a while. But after the noise, it passed. The game is still the same game, unless the game company goes bankrupt.

No matter who they leave, they will move on. However, those friends who have fought side by side with Xuanyuan can't just treat this as after-dinner news. Zonghenghuaxia has chosen a new army commander, and most of the former backbones such as Harry Borat have left.

, the largest group in China in the past, after experiencing a hazy structural reorganization and power reshuffle, its vitality was severely damaged and it has never regained its former glory. Of course, these are all things for later.

In fact, after the ghost uniform leader ate ice cream that night, his sleep quality was extremely good, and he had no dreams all night, knowing that Jacky Cheung’s poisonous voice could be heard in his ears——

"Get up." Xiaoniao's Morning Call was as concise and concise as ever.

When we were comrades, it was okay for you to call like this, but now that the two of you are in love, you will die if you call me "honey"!!

"If you don't get up, I'll go to the forum and take your photo."

"..."

"Yesterday I saw a post specifically about you. The poster is probably your true fan and said he would trade his own life for ten years of your innocence."

Wow, I never thought I would be like this...

"But the prerequisite is that you take photos."

What kind of bad fan is this!!

"Fat man?"

"I'm getting fucked! You'll die if you wait one more second to make a big move!!"

"It doesn't matter, there is still a special move for the finale."

"A sure...killing...skill?"

"curious?"

"No!"

After ending the call, Fang Zheng got up and started a new day.

The day's plan begins in the morning.

My plan for the morning is to weigh myself.

After eating ice cream last night, there was no change in my weight in the morning. The group leader was so happy that his nose almost bubbled with snot, so he put on his sports clothes and went for a run while humming a little tune.

The group leader initially did his morning exercise by running around the downstairs of his house, but the air quality downstairs was really brutal. After running for a few days, the group leader did not lose weight and actually developed symptoms of asthma. Later, he had no choice but to move his morning exercise to a nearby park.

The park is about a fifteen-minute walk from the Tongzi Tower of the group leader's home, but the group leader is currently worshiping Taibao Dai as his ancestor, so his pace is increasing day by day, and he has arrived in about eight minutes.

The old man walking the dog seemed to have circled the lake several times. When he saw Fang Zheng, he smiled kindly: "Young man is here again."

The aunts have already started to dance the second set of fitness dance, and the leader of the dance even raised his hand to greet: "Xiao Fang, come together!"

Looking at the entire Morning Park, the average age is 65+, so young and powerful group leaders have become popular, and everyone wants to take a look at them in search of youth.

The phone in my pocket vibrated, as if time was stuck.

【Stop chatting with others and start running.】

Fang Zheng squinted her eyes and looked around. Every uncle and aunt looked like a spy from the vice regiment =_=



"What should we eat?" Lu Yue, who was walking out of the gym after the morning exercise, hooked his shoulder and asked seriously.

Without even thinking about it, I said, "Whatever."

Lu Yuesheng breathed a sigh of relief. He had eaten tofu for three days in a row. If he ate any more, he would want to hit his head on the tofu and die.

"Let's go, I'll take you to a soup dumpling restaurant, it's amazing..."

After walking a few steps, Lu Yue suddenly noticed that the little body under his arms seemed a little stronger than before. To verify, he simply stopped and looked at Meng Chudong face to face.

Meng Chudong is a few centimeters shorter than Lu Yue, but because of his thinness, he looks several sizes smaller than Lu Yue. In the past, Lu Yue always joked that they looked like Russian matryoshka dolls, but the biggest one, Meng Chudong, was open and wide.

Open that layer again. But now, even though the guy in front of you looks thin, he is clearly full of tendons.

Lu Yue suddenly slapped Meng Chudong's arm, and felt the hardness of the muscles under his palm: "Tsk, practicing with the equipment is really not in vain."

Meng Chudong shook his head: "Not even close."

Lu Yue frowned: "That's almost it. You want to become Schwarzenegger."

Meng Chudong muttered softly.

Fortunately, Lu Yue stood close enough to hear clearly what the other party said was "Princess hug, it's not even close."

As a hard-core man who had seen Fang Zheng's photos without makeup, Lu Yue fantasized about seeing the little princess hugging him...

"Actually, you don't have to hug me. Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back. It's a good story. Go ahead and carry him on your back..." Brother Suan, please TAT

Meng Chudong didn't feel the twinge of pain on his face because his phone vibrated in his pocket.

Lu Yue watched the other person take out his mobile phone, read the text message, smile, and show his fangs. Suddenly, he had a bad feeling.

Meng Chudong put the phone back in his pocket, raised his head and smiled at Lu Yue: "Let's eat tofu."

Lu Yue's world collapsed.

【Tofu pudding is something that I can never tire of eating~\(≧▽≦)/~】

A little fat man at a roadside stall in a small alley in a small city, after sending the above message, raised his little meaty arm: "Boss, have another bowl!"



When online during the day, usually only student parties such as Xueniu Your Sister 438 Shemale are online. Recently, there are even fewer people, including Xueniu and Shemale. The former is due to a sudden increase in workload, while the latter is busy looking for a job.

Of course, if we have a God's perspective, then the part about Sister Xue Niu can be explained in more detail.

A month ago, Sister Xueniu started studying for a Ph.D., and her tutor thought highly of her. She once said in front of the principal that I have a student who is a once-in-a-century talent! The principal also has an academic background, and she is very close to this doctoral supervisor.

Old friends of many years have said this, and the principal was naturally excited, so he paid more attention to Student Xueniu. Things in this world are often taken seriously. When the principal paid attention, he actually showed up one day.

I passed by Xueniu classmate in school. When other students saw the principal, they all liked the principal. Sister Xueniu was talking on the phone at the time, so it was really just a "passing by". Although she was a little disappointed, the principal was not indifferent.

Heart, what really shattered his tolerant heart was the content of the phone call he heard the moment they passed each other——

"Dead again?! Brother, you better stop helping me practice. I'll go back to level up monsters myself at night!"

At this point, I have to mention the principal’s family affairs: I have a son, who is in junior high school this year and is addicted to online games. He occasionally runs away from home to coerce his father into giving him some cards.

Every day, countless big and small things happen on this earth, and sometimes the people at the center of the incident may not be able to see the whole picture, let alone those related to the second dimension. Therefore, the head of the group is just a post-doctoral student who is busy with studies.

Bird 438 and your sister both came online early and are currently killing monsters together. Bird 438, Fang Zheng, Blood Cow and others are all already level 68, but your sister likes to practice her skills against elite monsters alone, so the number of deaths has always been high.

Not lower, so the experience bar after level 67 has never been full. Although yesterday's mission is the key to breaking through level 68, no one can recruit you if you don't have enough experience. As for 438, you spend all the time you spend spawning monsters refining monsters.

The experience has not increased for a long time, so now the deputy team leader is very interesting and leads two team members to grind monsters and gain experience.

After yesterday's task was handed in, Lan Xiaotian had a "normal conversation" with them again. He said that the area of ​​the grassland had decreased over the years and desertification was serious. The tribesmen said that the god of the grassland was angry, but where was the god of the grassland? No one knew.

Balabala. The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional. Anyone with an IQ greater than a jellyfish will know that this is the next level mission. However, the lineup was not complete during the day, so the comrades decided that those who were online in the morning would first grind monsters and gain experience, and everyone would gather in the evening.

Okay, let's go on a wasteland reclamation mission together.

[Legion] A Hundred Refined Demons 715: Good morning, Captain, where are we at the Golden Monkey Nature Reserve in Yunnan, shall we come together?

The group leader looked at the gold hoop that the nanny had worn on her head for many years and felt very complicated.

We’ve said it’s a nature reserve and you still kill monkeys, don’t you feel ashamed!!

Just as he was about to decline, Fifth Brother suddenly popped up in the private chat——

[Private chat] Wu Ge Trading Workshop: Leader, if you have time, please go to YY to chat.

The head of the group felt something unprecedented -

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: I don’t provide this kind of service_

[Private Chat] Fifth Brother Trading Shop: Fatty, hurry up =_=

Therefore, people who have known each other for a long time in this second dimension will always bring up one or two sentences about their three-dimensional situation in their chats no matter how close they are to each other. As time goes by, there will be no secrets in this world╮(╯_╰)╭

YY is Legion YY, but Fifth Brother opened a secret channel. Fang Zheng clicked in and found that not only Fifth Brother, but also a strange vest was there.

"What's going on? It's so mysterious." The leader spoke first.

"It's not a mystery," Fifth Brother explained, "I'm just looking for a convenient place to talk."

"Then this is..." The leader was rarely polite.

"Nanny, it's me~~~~~~~~~~"

The diamond seller, the firefly in the dark night, whether in the vast sea of ​​people or the two-dimensional YY who only hears his voice, unconsciously exudes a strong light that cannot be ignored.

When you are targeted by two business accounts, you should keep all valuables on you tight.

The group leader was very vigilant: "What do you two want to do?"

Diamond seller: "Hey..."

"Don't laugh!" the group leader said as if he was about to be robbed =_=

"I have something good for you, why are you so nervous!" Fifth Brother looked down upon him with great disdain.

The group leader didn't take it seriously. What good things could the two profiteers do? "You two have already taken advantage of it. Can it be my turn?"
To be continued...
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