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68 The madman is here(1/2)

Because she went to bed early, Fang Zheng got up at eight o'clock the next day. When she went online, the top of China was deserted. On the depressed commercial street, there were only diamond sellers sitting there mechanically waving to the empty street. Usually this person saw someone with breasts.

She is just a mother. She can say a few words without even moving her buttocks. This time it is different. She stood up, collected all the stalls, and jumped in front of Fang Zheng!

Fang Zheng was still a little confused as if she had just woken up, but this time, she seamlessly switched to the high-alert channel, and then slowly realized that killing people in PK is not allowed in the main city.

[Current] If you have breasts, you are a mother: It scares dad to death!

[Private chat] Diamond seller: [Blink shyly]

[Current] If you have breasts, you are a mother: [Black line] You are not a diamond seller! You are a serious account robber!

[Private Chat] Diamond Seller: Do you dare to switch to the private chat channel =_=

[Current] If you have breasts, you are a mother: I knew you had done something shameful! You see, I was right! You don’t even dare to use the current channel!

[Private Chat] Diamond Seller: I will introduce you and you will be your power leveler, but will you do the same for me or not?

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: So I say that everything should be straight to the point~~~~~You see it almost caused a misunderstanding~~~~~Well, that’s it, I’m one and you are nine.

[Private chat] Diamond seller: Goodbye.

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: I hate it~~I’m kidding~~~~You really have no sense of humor~~~~╮(╯_╰)╭

After the warm-up, the two began to talk business seriously.

It's interesting to say that one person works full-time in business and the other used to be a self-employed person. They are not serious about playing games, but they have become the people who have known each other for the longest time in this game. This relationship is not usually obvious, and the two of them have no feelings.

, but when we really start talking about business, the defense index will drop sharply, and the trust index will rise slowly.

In just two or three sentences, a consensus was reached on the cooperation model - the diamond seller will receive the order and 20% of the advance payment and transfer it to the mother-in-law. After the mother-in-law has completed the practice, he will deduct his own money from subsequent payments.

part, and the remaining amount is transferred to the mother with breasts again, and the transfer fee is 50%. Although the second transfer is a little troublesome, this model fully ensures the smoothness of the clear division of labor in the cooperation chain. The diamond seller is responsible for marketing and payment collection.

If you have breasts, your mother will only do training.

As the diamond seller handed over the first two accounts and the advance payment to the mother, the negotiation was successfully concluded and the cooperation was successfully launched. Only then did Fang Zheng remember to scan and listen——

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: Why did you suddenly take up private work? Aren’t you afraid of being discovered by your boss?

[Private chat] Diamond seller: He is not smart enough to find out.

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: With this IQ, I can already be your boss...

[Private Chat] Diamond Seller: It’s useless to say anything else, the economy is declining, games are all being upgraded and revised, his style is outdated, just look at it, the company will collapse sooner or later.

[Private Chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: So are you saving some surplus food for yourself?

[Private Chat] Diamond Seller: Going to spend the winter~~

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: Oh, what a heartless employee~~~

[Private chat] Diamond seller: This unscrupulous employee originally wanted to give you a few drawings as a meeting gift~~~~~

[Private chat] She is a mother if she has breasts: But she is a reliable partner!

At that time, the two people had just finished exchanging QQ, and the diamond seller did not hesitate to change the partner's note to "a dog's tail swaying in the wind." In fact, what he wanted to write was a dog's tail grass, but due to the word limit, the last grass was replaced.

Swallowed it. Fang Zheng in front of the other output terminal had no idea about this. The money path had been substantially expanded, which was enough to turn him into a happy kite and soar in the bright future.

After saying goodbye to the diamond seller, Fang Zheng remembered to open the package, and sure enough, the staff of light was in the queue. Fang Zheng quickly put it on, holding it in his hand and playing with it, it was really enjoyable from the inside out, just like drinking it in one go

It felt like he had half a can of Qixi. After the fun, he wanted to report to Xiaoniao what he felt after the fun, and of course express his gratitude. But after waiting for a long time without seeing the other party online, the leader's excitement slowly subsided and he curled his lips.

, log off the girl who has breasts, and then log into the trumpet on two computers at the same time to form a team to kill monsters and upgrade.

At noon, the two alts were already over 20 levels. Fang Zheng changed back to the one with breasts and found that there was still no one breathing in the legion. He was very melancholy, so he walked around to relieve his worries, but unexpectedly he met the enemy on a narrow road.

Challenge the BOSS's Sangmen Xing.

No, when we meet on a narrow road, we meet on a narrow road. Nowadays, this kind of map is very wide and only A discovers B unilaterally. This is called pie in the sky. If you don't open your mouth and continue, there is something wrong with your brain.

Before the revision, this map was the far north of China, Mohe, and the boss was called Lalu. If you chat with the local NPC residents, they will tell you that this is the name of the monster left by the ancient human ancestors, which means

A calamity star that fell from the sky. If they talked more, they would talk endlessly about legends. For example, one day thousands of years ago, an aurora appeared in the sky above Mohe, and then Lalu followed the light and fell to the ground, like a shooting star. Of course, most of them

Players don't have the patience to chat with NPCs, especially those that won't trigger any activities at all. If they want to kill the wild BOSS, they can just stay and guard it.

It is theoretically possible for a level 60 player to challenge level 45 Lalu, but those who really dare to do it must either be extremely confident in their own skills or have a brain retardation. Sangmen Xing obviously belongs to the former. Fang Zheng sneaked around to Sangmen

When the star was behind him, Lalu still had one-third of his blood left. Based on this, it can be inferred that the Sangmen Star had been grinding for at least fifteen minutes. If there is milk, it means that the mother does not appear. Then in ten minutes, Lalu will fall to the ground.

If you're lucky, you'll find the material that Sangmen Xing wants. If you're not lucky, you'll get some poor experience. But now, the girl with breasts appears, and she shamelessly hits the red lotus sacred fire!

Originally, the Sangmen Star still had half of its health, so it was supposed to be able to withstand Lalu's blow. However, Lalu's flying snow and the nanny's fireball arrived at the same time, and in an instant, the little killer was left with only blood skin!

Fang Zheng immediately swung the lancet to end the battle. Unexpectedly, Sangmenxing was hit and quickly dodged and retreated to a safe area, giving himself a big kiss! Fang Zheng hurriedly ran over, and Lalu was also there with him.

Sangmen Xing, who had regained half of his health, finally saw clearly the old friend who had fired a cold arrow at his back. He scolded Fang Zheng's eighteen generations of ancestors in his heart, but his hands were not idle and he just ran away!

How could Fang Zheng give him such a chance? He immediately took a speed scroll and ran in front of him to cover him! Logically speaking, the wet nurse is not suitable for close combat with the killer, but now he is not fighting alone. He also has Lalu, one for each monster.

One after another, they intercepted Sangmenxing!

[Current] If you have breasts, you are a mother: Do you think I am fighting alone? Didn’t you see me with the baby? Hahahaha!!!

After typing, Fang Zheng's words came out, and the single-target attack skill Wu Qin Xi was released. Unexpectedly, Sangmen Xing dodged as if he had been prepared, and the light and shadow of the skill hit the BOSS impartially!

Fang Zheng was embarrassed. Fortunately, his small skills could not shake the hatred accumulated by Sangmen Xing in the early stage. Lalu continued to turn around and chase his prey. Fang Zheng did not give Sangmen Xing a chance this time, and immediately jumped in front of the opponent. What followed was

The matter was no longer in suspense. Sangmenxing was attacked by one person and one monster. Then Lalu turned to his brother who was fighting side by side, and ran away with bloody skin...

Fang Zheng was about to cry but had no tears, so she ran away in a hurry, but was grabbed by Lalu and lifted up into the air. Then she quickly lowered her knees and hit her, and returned to her hometown.

He said that you can’t underestimate the wild BOSS because of the level difference!!! BOSS are all dignified creatures!! TAT

It was only twenty seconds before Sangmen Xing hit the street. When Fang Zheng was reborn at the resurrection point, Sangmen Xing's weak state clutching his chest had not disappeared. But the weakness did not cover this guy's joy of "encountering" an old friend——

[Current] Sangmenxing arrives: What a coincidence, you are here to resurrect too~~~~~

Fang Zheng spit blood on the monitor. Is she being bullied? Is there any TAT?

[Currently] Sangmenxing arrives: In fact, the way you used it just now is very good. This shamelessness has the charm of my time.

He also stole his own lines TAT

[Current] Sangmenxing arrives: Hey, do you want to join the lunatic asylum?

[Current] Polly: Sorry, but I want to add that our leader is in such a weak state... What did you do?

[Currently] Sangmenxing arrives: Who do I think he is? Another acquaintance. But it’s really not me this time. If you don’t believe me, ask him.

Fang Zheng had no idea where the bird came from. She was stunned when she saw the bird turn to her, looking for confirmation.

As an honest young man, Fang Zheng naturally wants to tell the truth——

[Current] If you have breasts, you are a mother: If you don’t kill Boren, Boren will die because of you~~~~~~~

Sangmen Xing didn't care about being beaten down. What he cared about more was——

[Currently] The Sangmen Star has arrived: Is it appropriate to use a wavy line to say this =_=

Mr. Birdie got a satisfactory answer to a question and immediately took two steps back——

[Current] Polly: OK, I understand, you continue.

Fang Zheng Heixian, what are you going to do? If he dares to say "Okay, I'll go to the lunatic asylum with you (*^__^*)" in front of the vice president, I guess Little Bird can just pick up his collar and throw it to him three times.

The place with the same name as Yuan Dynasty. Don’t ask him why, this is Fat Paper’s miraculous intuition!

[Current] If you have breasts, you are a mother: Ah Xing, thank you very much for thinking so highly of me, but I think it’s better for you to disband that illegal organization as soon as possible, before waiting for the GM to ban it.

The Sangmen star in front of the computer opened a can of Coke and was drinking it. When he saw his nickname, he choked without spraying it. The Coke rushed into his nose. It was so irritating that for the next hour, Ah Xing in the second dimension

After being resurrected at full status, the true master of the third dimension continued to hold his chest and feel weak...

The leader and deputy leader of the ghost uniform team never understood what sympathy was. After stimulating the Sangmen Star, they started chatting privately on the spot.

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: Why did you come?

[Private chat] Polly: I slept with you.

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: Didn’t you go eat skewers yesterday?

[Private chat]Polly:^_^

What is this? This answers the question? Is there an inevitable connection between eating kebabs and sleeping with them!!!

The roaring leader was suddenly illuminated by a flash of lightning in his brain——

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother: It’s not just about eating skewers~~~ Let’s do some exercise after eating~~~ Hehehehehe~~

The deputy regiment sighed and gave loyal advice——

[Private chat] Polly: Leader, try to watch as few movies as possible that can be completed by just two or three people.

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you are a mother:...

[Private chat] Polly: Let’s go and get down to work.

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: Two people make a plan?

[Private chat] Polly: Looking for a simple one, don’t you want to try weapons?

[Private chat] If you have breasts, you’re a mother: I think so, but it’s rare for you to take the initiative to book a job with me recently. Why, you’re not busy anymore?
To be continued...
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