45 Pretend Couple(1/2)
After the initial panic, the Dead Leaf Butterfly also became sharper. The lightning baby replaced the tree root baby, and its attack power also increased several levels. TXT download. Although Zuiyan and Qingcheng are violent nannies, they don’t have top-notch equipment after all, so they have to fight with the lightning baby.
Fortunately, the onlookers were very considerate and did not interfere, giving him endless fighting time.
It's only a matter of time before the dead leaf butterfly swoops down the street, but there are always groups of relatives and friends who can't stand it and want to call them out——
[Current] Miss Zongheng: There are so many of you, but you are watching Sister Die being bullied? [Crazy]
The words were obviously spoken by the members of the Zongheng group who were on the scene. The battle had been going on for a long time at that time, and one after another people heard the news and rushed over to watch the excitement... Oh no, members who rushed over to see if they could help in any way arrived.
but--
[Current] Harry Borat: It’s not that girls don’t want to help, it’s just that when women are fighting, it’s really hard for men to intervene...
[Current] Feng Liu is not obscene: Well, thieves are prone to accidental injuries.
[Current] Kegu: Why are you being so reserved? When old women fight, men should hide as far away as possible, otherwise they will definitely get scratched.
[Current] Hua Weimatch: Brother Kegu, I found the reason why I have been a bachelor =_=
She didn't step forward to help, but Dead Leaf Butterfly was not a fool. The Lightning Baby was standing in front of her with a drunk face, and she stepped back step by step to Xuejian Xuanyuan. Fang Zheng didn't notice it at first, but when she finally wore the Lightning Baby to death, she wanted to pounce on the Dead Leaf Butterfly.
When he did, he found that the guy had already hidden behind Xuanyuan.
Too obscene_
Stopping his skills, Fang Zheng stood face to face with the couple——
[Current] Zuiyan, Qingcheng: We talked about one-on-one, but why couldn’t we beat him, so we hid behind the man.
Withered Leaf Butterfly did not make a sound, but Xuanyuan expressed his stance first——
[Current] Xue Jian Xuanyuan: The outcome has been decided, so why bother pressing forward step by step.
[Current] Zuiyan, Qingcheng: I have also participated in cross-server PK. You should know that the system will only end the PK by default when the health bar is cleared.
[Current] Xue Jian Xuanyuan: Later she will go to other places to fight monsters and upgrade, so I will leave it here to you, isn’t it enough?
Fang Zheng was so happy. It was a broken game, but he really thought he was a martial arts hero.
[Current] Zuiyan, Qingcheng: Who cares about breaking the ground together? You can stop, but you have to formally admit defeat.
[Current] Blood Recommendation Xuanyuan: OK, it represents the dead leaf butterfly giving in to defeat.
Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, Xuanyuan was not hypocritical to the end.
But I'm sorry, the hatred value of Dead Leaf Butterfly is too high╮(╯_╰)╭
[Current] Zuiyan, Qingcheng: Before I finish speaking, I am admitting defeat by swiping the loudspeaker in the world, and the content reads "Gu Yedie, the daughter-in-law of the commander of the Zongheng Huaxia Army, officially submitted to Zuiyan, Qingcheng, the daughter-in-law of the deputy commander of the Ghost Service Corps.", brush
My wife can do it. How about it? It’s interesting~~
Xuanyuan was silent. He probably wanted to strangle Zuiyan to death.
Even though she was drunk, she turned around and asked thoughtfully——
[Current] Zuiyan, Qingcheng: Husband, do you think this is okay?
[Current]Polly: Just like it^_^
Mr. Birdie is definitely the best actor!!
Perhaps because he knew that he couldn't compete with his daughter Chou Yin Mao, Xuanyuan simply changed his target——
[Current] Xue Jian Xuanyuan: Polly, I remember I told you before that you should take good care of your own wife and don’t come out to cause hatred.
[Current] Polly: Sorry, our daughter-in-law has the final say, so you have to listen to her.
Fang Zheng didn't know what Xuanyuan's reaction was, but he couldn't hold it any longer, he was so damn stable!
[Current] Polly: Or you can PK with her to help your wife regain some face.
But still venomous =_=
Fang Zheng felt a little sympathy for Xuanyuan, and found that the opponent was riding a tiger. It was obviously impossible to attack a "girly woman" like herself, but it would be even more embarrassing to use the horn to apologize. So it would be better to take the obscene route from the beginning, like a little bird
Sir, grabbing monsters is just grabbing monsters. It is natural and fair to snatch monsters.
When the two sides were in a stalemate, a system announcement suddenly appeared on the Huaxia channel, which made the incident take a turn -
[System] War, Snow Wolf, War, Black Gold, War, People of God, War, Liuli Sister, War, Sorrel Grass, War, Ancestor Bodhi successfully killed the North Sea Sea Monster!
This piece of system information was like a sharp sword cutting through the whirlpool of the Eight Diagrams, instantly taking away the attention of the entire audience. No, not just the entire audience, but probably the entire top of China!
Only if you knock down a BOSS that has never been knocked down before, the system will name it. To put it bluntly, this is the first new BOSS to be knocked down in Top of China after the game upgrade! Needless to say, generous rewards, the key is to attract attention! You know
The first time with any BOSS is the most precious, because you don’t know its weaknesses, you don’t know how to summarize fool’s tactics, and you don’t even know where it is!
The system announcement only has the BOSS name but no location, indicating that this is not a dungeon but a wild map BOSS. However, when everyone tried hard to defeat monsters and wanted to rise from level 55, they had already overthrown the BOSS. This alone was enough for the winner to win.
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[Speaker] Battle, Snow Wolf: I'm from Hawaii. If you have time to take your wife to fight in groups, why don't you recommend more BOSS. I heard that Top of China was transferred to the divine server. Tsk, that's the virtue.
You can tell from the ID that this is a legion team, and the game mall did sell server transfer props before upgrading and merging servers. Although it is shockingly expensive, for players who really want to change to a more exciting server, it is worth spending some money.
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Using a loudspeaker to provoke the aborigines at the top of China, how could they ignore it? Soon the loudspeakers started rolling away like a swipe on the screen. Needless to say, the Hawaiian magic horse in China was clearly named. Others participating in the war were Wuyue Pavilion and
Meteors were flying, and dust was flying in the channel for a while.
At this time, the most leisurely people are the foreigners like the Ghost Service Corps.
Fang Zheng was worried that the situation was at a stalemate. The dog couple refused to admit defeat. He couldn't forcefully break through Xuanyuan's stalwart body. It was not impossible to pull the little bird along. The little bird must be very cooperative, but this time Xuanyuan's violent nanny would definitely be killed.
It's time to take action, but it's hard to say who will take advantage in the end.
So Zhan, Snow Wolf, the speaker that attracted all the attention, was a timely blessing.
[Private chat] Zuiyan, Qingcheng: Take advantage of it?
[Private chat]Polly: Withdraw.
It turns out that the scope of Kotori-kun’s mind-reading skills is not only those with breasts or mothers, but all ╮(╯_╰)╭
On the way back to the safe city, Xiaoniao sent a team application. Fang Zheng clicked to agree and found that Yao's blessing was also in the team. When he saw her coming in, Yao immediately extended an olive branch——
[Team] Demon’s Blessing: Zui Yan joins our army!
[Team] Demon's Blessing: The little bird is not interesting enough, and he won't even tell you that he has a wife!
[Team] Demon's Blessing: But we have been together since we went online. When did you find your wife?
Fang Zheng holds his forehead, is it really okay to worry about the members' IQs like this...
[Team]Polly: Sorry, the time is too short to talk about it.
ah?
[Team]Polly: Wife, thank you today, give me a kiss [kiss]
Suffered a loss =_=
[Team] Demon's Blessing: Zuiyan, why don't you speak?
What did he say? That he originally wanted to use this account to tease Xiaoniao, but now he was teased by the other party?
Birdie, you can't take the script from a madman, TAT
Quickly switching to the private chat, Fang Zheng sent a straightforward message——
[Private chat] Zuiyan, Qingcheng: If we know each other, let’s kiss!
[Private chat] Polly: I didn’t know her before, but now I know her, my wife.
Do you know what it feels like to insert your fingers into a live socket? From your hair to the soles of your feet, it feels numb!
From now on, if you don’t despise 2B, he won’t be able to walk around when he sees a girl. In the co-authored game, as long as he is a straight man, he will look the same...
[Private chat] Zuiyan, Qingcheng: Don’t rush to take advantage first, why would you help if you’re not curious?
[Private chat] Polly: Don’t be curious. This is a gift from God. If you ask too much, it won’t be worthwhile if God gets angry and takes it back.
Grass mud horse...
Fang Zheng suddenly wanted to call 2B, come on, come and pay homage to the goddess who chases girls...
While things were getting messy, Xiaoniao sent a friend request.
Fang Zheng instinctively refused.
Originally he was just trying to make fun of Xiaoniao, but now it turns out, especially since Xiaoniao is still very serious, how will he end it? Damn, the other party has said more to him in these few minutes than he usually does in a whole night!
Now he says that he is not a girl but a man and he is the leader of his own group? There is a bottom line for his shamelessness TAT
[Team] Demon's Blessing: Little Bird, why don't you join the army with Zui Yan?
Only the captain and deputy captain have the authority to join the legion, so Yao is surprised to see that Xiaoniao has not added his wife.
Fang Zheng made up his mind that the fake wife's matter could be explained, but his true identity must not be shown. He had already thought of the excuse——
I have admired the master for a long time and couldn't help but fall in love with him... Bah! I couldn't help but help him out...
As for the legion, he definitely can't join it. 2B recognizes this number, and joining the legion will only lead to death.
To be continued...