105 Bar return(1/2)
Before setting off for the expedition, although the thirty people didn't say anything, they more or less thought about it in their hearts. After all, the team had a large number of people.
What is a wave of flow? It means that there is no need to take detours to gain advantages and avoid disadvantages, selectively and carefully clear monsters, and the whole team can directly crush the dungeon in one breath.
Now Yiboliu has really come true, but the host and guest have swapped places.
Abandoned Coal Mine Lightning Tour - Even though twenty-nine of my friends were aggrieved with me, and although there were thirty passers-by standing in the cold wind of the Central Plains waiting to form a victims' association, it still could not erase the trauma in everyone's hearts.
[5555~~I haven’t reacted to anything yet~~~This is basically a beautiful woman lying on the bed and slowly opening her legs, waiting for me to take the gun and go into battle, but she ejaculated while putting on a condom!]
——Among the many complaints after the group was destroyed, this sentence from Big H was regarded as a divine summary.
Fang Zheng now understood why the level 70 dungeon had been discovered for more than three days but had still not been breached. Probably more than half of the teams were like them. They had not yet figured out the east, west, south, and west of the dungeon, so they rushed to the street collectively, and then sadly
I found that the next time I enter the dungeon, I can only wait until the 24-hour CD is over. As for the remaining half, they may have figured out the southeast, northwest, but they must still be brutally devoured in some perverted level.
[Wuyue Pavilion-Temporary Team yy]
Top of Mount Tai: “What next?”
Big H: "What else can we do? Let's go back to our own homes and find our own mothers."
Fang Zheng: "When I'm drunk, what do you think?"
Yi Zui: "We can only gather again at this time tomorrow, but these 24 hours of CDs cannot be wasted. I think that after everyone disbands, we can look for puzzle programs online such as Happy Dictionary."
Ye Luo Chang'an: "The designer of this copy really put a lot of effort into it..."
Romantic but not obscene: "And he has the great sentiment of teaching and educating people."
The dungeon had failed, and there was no point in getting together again, so after chatting for a while, the three legions dispersed. Fang Zheng took his comrades back to his home, and Diamond, who had been watching the whole process and could not hold himself back for a long time, finally sighed: "This kind of
It feels so good to see you being tortured~~~"
The fifth brother sat next to him, put his arm across his neck and pulled the person over, and said angrily: "You fucking tell me again!"
"Ah ah ah ah, I was wrong, brother, I was so wrong, I can't breathe, damn..."
Don't blame Fifth Brother for being such a naughty guy. The painful experience of leaking before the condom was put on is enough to make a man irritable. Diamond's small body and thoughtfulness came to his door, so he could only recognize him and squash him like a chicken.
Xueniu suddenly sent a URL to the yy public screen.
Fang Zheng opened it out of curiosity, and the result was a list of video websites - Samsung Intelligent Express Lucky 52 Happy Dictionary, one stop to the end, win step by step, jointly fight against the invincible Intelligent Multi-Star frendndfoe... Fuck! Why are there English programs mixed in!!
"Who knows how many questions there will be and what aspects they will involve, so by casting a wide net, you can catch more fish." Xueniu said.
Fang Zheng understood that both Xueniu and Yizui were right, he just... had no confidence in his own IQ tat
At the moment, the maximum level is the highest, so after everyone made an appointment to gather tomorrow, they all hung up their accounts or went offline to gain wisdom.
The leader's Maoxian.com cannot hold sensitive large-scale online games, but it can buffer some rough variety show videos, which is still okay. So the five gentlemen discussed it and decided not to hang it in the Internet cafe. The taste was terrible.
Hearing nothing, there are still some little friends with acne on their faces around them. They glance over from time to time, as if to say, "Look, those weird gnats!"
After walking out of the smoky Internet cafe, Jiang Yang finally had the mood to light a cigarette for himself. As soon as he took a puff, a similar smell wafted next to him. When he looked over, he realized that Meng Chudong had also lit a cigarette.
The two people's eyes met. Jiang Yang was thinking about whether to say something, but Meng Chudong naturally said nothing with an expressionless expression. Jiang Yang had a black line and gave the other party a big bad review in his heart!
Fang Zheng didn't notice these undercurrents. He only paid attention to Xiaoniao's smoking profile. He was just thinking about how this guy looked so handsome both horizontally and vertically. He had no blind spots when he heard Diamond suddenly ask: "Huh? Let's have five tonight.
How can I live here? Let me declare first that I will never sleep on the sofa or make a bed on the floor!"
The fifth brother couldn't bear it and rolled his eyes: "I asked you, do you have any discernment? The master is here, can you free up the half-drawn double bed? Wait for the quilt!"
Fang Zheng's heart skipped a beat. She was thinking about accommodation planning in an upright manner, but after being reminded by her fifth brother, she switched directly to a brain teaser channel that was not suitable for children. With Xiaoniao, two people, one bed?! For those who just found out today
What is the first kiss? Isn’t it too obscene for a fat nerd? =_=
Lianlian's thoughts made some parts of Fang Zheng feel hot. Just when he was worried that he was about to suffer such a tragic fate as Yizhu Qingtian on the street, the sound of a bird floated faintly beside him——
"Killer, aren't you here on a business trip? You haven't booked a hotel yet?"
This question was asked lightly, as if it just suddenly occurred to me, so I asked casually.
But Jiang Yang just felt awkward. The clear feeling of being expelled made him particularly unhappy. Not to mention that he had not planned to stay overnight this time and had not booked a hotel. Even if he did, he had to say to Meng Chudong: "Originally,
I just came here to see Fang Zheng, I didn't plan to spend the night."
Meng Chudong raised his eyes and looked at him: "Are you ready now?"
Jiang Yang even argued: "It's nice here. There are few people and cars and it's quiet. Maybe I can stay here for another year and a half."
"Oh," Meng Chudong nodded and smiled lightly, "then hurry up and make a decision now, we are all permanent residents."
Jiang Yang was at a loss for words, his heart and eyes were filled with only two words, Nima...
Diamond and Fifth Brother listened in confusion, but this did not prevent them from making a clear judgment - if speaking is a kind of combat power, then the level of the deputy regiment is upper, and the level of the killer... uh, does it have a level?
Newly built trumpet bar╮(╯_╰)╭
Comrade Killer was a hot-tempered man, so he took out his cell phone and dialed the number. After waiting for a few seconds, the other end should have connected, and he said: "Well, it's me, yes, it's okay."
Here, if you don’t go back tomorrow, the day after tomorrow? Let’s see. Book a hotel for me first, right away! A business room with a double bed will do, anyway, I’m the only one..."
"Slow! No! Ya Miedie——" Diamond teleported over from nowhere and grabbed Jiang Yang's hand, holding it tightly, and pulled the phone from the other party's ear to his mouth, "Standard room! Or two
A double bed room is also fine, hahaha~~~~”
At 8:30 pm after working hours, I received a call from the inhumane boss asking to book a hotel room immediately. As an assistant and handyman, Xiao Wang, who had just graduated, could bear it, but he suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
What kind of rhythm is it for a man who is with the boss! What kind of rhythm is it for the two of you to only remember to book a hotel at 8:30 in the evening? Also, is it okay for you two to discuss whether to book one bed or two beds?
!
The corners of Jiang Yang's mouth twitched, and his face turned black. He stiffly lowered his head to look at the diamond hanging on his arm. The latter received the gaze of the suffering master, his eyebrows were bent, and his smile was as bright as a flower...
The touch screen speaker was turned on during the intimate contact. The innocent young man suppressed the millions of wild horses racing in his heart and said in a calm and restrained voice: "Is Mr. Jiang still here?"
At this moment, Comrade Killer really wanted to move his career from the second dimension to the third dimension: "Well, in..."
"How do you think we should decide?"
"Two rooms."
These two short words contain a lifetime of blood and tears.
Diamond successfully hitched a ride and came down from the "Killer Tree" with satisfaction. He suppressed his smile and sighed quietly into the night, hiding his deep knowledge of skills.
The fifth brother was so amazed that he unconsciously confided in his heart: "Shameless children have milk to eat..."
Hearing this, Fang Zheng naturally looked at the killer...'s chest, his eyes as bright as if he wanted to burn that stylishly tailored windbreaker into rags.
Jiang Yang shuddered and instantly felt like a lolita who met a crazy guy on the subway: "Look at your ass, do you want me to take off my clothes?"
Fang Zheng was so happy that she didn't even need to play the prelude and went straight into the mood: "Come on~~ Take off your clothes quickly~~~ Anyway, there are~~~ a lot..."
The devil's claws stretched out from behind, smothering the leader's prodigal son in the cradle, and using this gesture, he directly dragged him away.
Then, dragging it further and further, dragging it further and further...
"I can't tell, it looks pretty strong," Fifth Brother whistled ambiguously, "I wonder if the nanny will be able to get out of bed tomorrow."
Diamond shook his head and hummed softly: "Chrysanthemums are broken~~~the ground is covered with wounds~~~"
Jiang Yang groaned, unable to tell whether the unhappiness in his heart was directed at Meng Chudong, Fang Zheng, or himself.
…
The spark that Meng Chudong made Jiang Yang arch finally lit up the prairie fire in the waves of Fang Zheng.
Damn it, if you go to an Internet cafe, you will be back to your wretched nature! Where are you nervous? Where are you shy? Where are you fresh? Even if you are pretending, you should at least pretend for a longer time!!!
The deputy regiment was very sad.
He even began to miss the fat man before who didn't even dare to look at him, even if he was wearing a khaki jacket.
When he was first dragged away by Xiaoniao, Fang Zheng was just surprised that the other party had such great strength, but when he was dragged into the corridor, he realized later, Damn, isn't that guy angry =_=
He seems...seems...probably...should...have done nothing_
"Key." In front of the security door, Meng Chudong had an expressionless face and spoke concisely.
Fang Zheng didn't dare to be lazy, so she quickly took out the key and handed it to the other party.
After Meng Chudong opened the door, he put the key into his pocket very smoothly.
Fang Zheng hesitated and hesitated, but in the end she only dared to mutter a few words in her heart.
A few stools were randomly placed in the living room, as well as a moved desktop computer, a sofa with a khaki jacket thrown around, Meng Chudong's notebook, Meng Chudong's backpack, Jiang Yang's suitcase, etc. It didn't matter that there were so many people before.
, now that there is no one to look at, it looks particularly messy. Fang Zheng subconsciously walked over and started to clean up, not because he was so hardworking, but because there were so many guests after all, just like he would before Diamond and Fifth Brother came.
Keeping your windows clear and clean will leave a good impression on others and increase your own reputation.
But after cleaning up a few times, he felt something was wrong. The room was too quiet, as if he was the only one there.
After swallowing twice, Fang Zheng, who was bending down to move the desktop, slowly turned around, carefully inspected, and finally came across Meng Chudong sitting on the sofa.
The little bird sat to the right, right next to the khaki jacket, with his eyelids lowered and no expression visible. He just rested his hand on the back of the sofa and touched the jacket here and there, as if to comfort a beast about to be slaughtered.
pig.
The cool breeze of the second dimension blew on the back of the leader's neck.
"Um..." he spoke first, "do you like this dress so much?"
To be continued...