Chapter 127 [How is Love Saint made] (Part 1)

It is simply easy to find a place to drink in a place like Lijiang Ancient Town.

We easily found a tavern run by local Naxi people. This time was not the time for dinner, and when we walked into the tavern, the owner, a dark-skinned man with long hair, was dozing off on the counter.

"Two bottles of barley wine." Aze greeted him very familiarly. It was obvious that this was not the first time he had come to this place to drink.

The barley wine brewed by the Naxi people's home is very intoxicating. After two cups of it, a ball of heat came out of my chest and abdomen. I have been running around these two days and have been quite tired, which has greatly reduced my alcohol tolerance.

Aze's face kept calm and poured wine into his mouth little by little, and we were all silent at first.

"Actually Fang Nan is very good." This is the first thing he said to me: "Do you want to think about it again?"

"You know what I'm doing now." I answered simply.

"Tsk..." Aze sneered at my statement: "It is absolutely impossible for a man like you and me to have only one woman..."

"Okay, stop." I smiled and looked at Aze: "You didn't hear his theory about men from Qiao Qiao's father, and then plan to transfer it to me, right? If so, I'll be exempted, because I've heard it before you."

"Okay, then, Fang Nan is actually very pitiful. Have you ever thought about this?" Aze changed his approach, but was still obsessed with this problem.

"Damn, you playboy, are not qualified to say these things." I made a despise at him: "The girls who have been deceived by you, the love killer, are even more pitiful."

"Different." Aze said coldly: "I am different from you... I only play with the bodies of those girls. Everyone takes their needs. Those girls like vanity, like me, like my handsomeness, like my wallet to be rich enough... And I like their young and beautiful bodies. That's all. But there is one thing... I will never play with other people's feelings. In the games I play with those girls, you... have no real feelings at all."

"But I didn't play with anyone's feelings either." I was a little annoyed.

"Can you say that Fang Nan didn't really have feelings for you?" Aze looked at me leisurely.

I was speechless, so I took a big sip of wine, and then stuffed two peanuts into my mouth.

"Actually, I shouldn't say these words... I always feel like I'm urging you to have sex with Fang Nan... If Qiao Qiao knew about it, I'm afraid she would castrate me directly with a knife, haha!" Aze still smiled heartlessly: "Even Yan Di and I are friends. It seems that provoking other people's men to go out for an affair is a very immoral behavior."

I glared at him: "Then you still say these things to me!"

"Because..." Aze smiled straight and looked at me: "Fang Nan is really a poor woman. Have you heard of her story?"

“…I know something vaguely, but not completely.”

"Yeah." Aze thought for a while and smiled at me: "Then I'll not tell you anymore. Let her talk to me in the future."

As soon as I nodded, I realized that I was still fooled by Aze.

I nodded, didn’t I just admit that I still thought Fang Nan and I had a “future”?

Looking at Aze's sneaky smile, I threw a peanut over and threw it into his mouth. He choked him and coughed repeatedly, pointing at me and cursing: "Damn! Do you know if you know this will kill people!!"

Looking at my good friends' familiar tone, laughing and scolding each other in a familiar tone, I suddenly felt a little nostalgic.

"Aze, you...have you ever thought about your future?" I looked at him.

"What?"

"Future. Future...your life, woman, love." I sighed and talked to my old friend. I didn't have to hide anything. I raised my hand to surrender: "Okay, I admit that my relationship with Qiao Qiao has changed, and we can't go back to the position of a good friend. Among the four of us, Qiao Qiao and I became a pair... The guy from Mu is probably still far from enlightenment. I even suspect that he is still a virgin now!" Both of us laughed maliciously at the same time, and then I looked at him: "What about you? You have so many women, why not find a girl you really like and settle down?"

"Tsk... why did I give up a whole forest with a tree!" Aze was full of energy.

"Old lines are so old." I curled my lips: "Are you really not going to find a relationship?" I looked at him and laughed at him: "Please, you are not young anymore... You can still go out and be awesome now. In two years, a new generation of young love saints will grow up and compete with you for food. By then, you are old, men, especially men like you who are overly drunk and sexy, will lose their health after they are thirty years old, and they will have a big belly, and even their sexual function will begin to show a downward trend. And you often spend nightlife and stay up late for too long, I am afraid you will be bald at the age of forty... Do you think beauties will like an 'old handsome guy' with a big belly, a bald head, and a decline in sexual function?"

"..." Aze stared at me for a long time, as if a flower suddenly grew on my nose.

"What are you looking at? Am I wrong?" I smiled.

"You... are you really Xiaowu?" Aze even seemed to try to come over and pinch the flesh on my face: "Aren't you really Qiao Qiao wearing makeup and disguising? You just said such vicious words, only female bandits like Qiao Qiao could say it!"

I shook my head, ignored his nonsense, and continued, "Stop talking nonsense, maybe it was the pain in your heart, right?"

"Tsk!" He gestured to me directly with a middle finger. Then he looked disdainful: "If you say anything else, I might not be able to say you... talk about women with me... You are not enough! Although you have even handled such a high difficulty as Qiao Qiao... But you are too far away from the basic theory."

We both seemed to have returned to the days when we were mingling in Nanjing and a group of friends drank and talked nonsense together. He had already lay on the table, pinching the bottle of wine in one hand, and then smiled and said, "First of all, ask you a question... What cute are women in this era?"

After saying this, he sighed helplessly: "To be honest, I have always admired your luck in shit... Really, almost all the women you meet are the best! A truly pure and kind girl like Yan Di Xiao Meiren is simply a perfect classical virtuous wife and mother! Such a girl is now extinct! But you just hit her! Damn! Needless to say, most of the girls nowadays are hypocritical and vain, but these inferior ones are completely invisible to Qiao Qiao. Although that woman is sometimes a little stupid and bold, she is very straightforward and is also a protective animal of the panda level. And Fang Nan..."

"Stop, there's no need to say anything about Fang Nan." I shook my head.

"Okay! Let's not talk about Fang Nan." Aze: "Then let's talk about the young girls in the world today." He pointed out the window, and there were sunny ancient town streets outside. There were many tourists from all over the world, including men and women, so naturally there would be no shortage of young girls.

"Today, most girls nowadays have two fatal flaws: shallowness and vanity." Aze said lightly: "Not to mention shallowness, these girls only care about fortune telling and blood type. They only watch the scandals of celebrities on the Internet. They are beautiful all day long thinking about how to hang out with Kaizi or find a husband to be a long-term meal ticket. They are extremely skilled in the cosmetics of various brands, but most of them can't even memorize the chemical elements of middle school students. They don't know that many of the lipsticks used by women are actually made of lard. They are very skilled in memorizing cosmetics from various brands, but most of them can't even memorize the periodic table of chemical elements for middle school students. They don't know that many of the lipsticks used by women are actually made of lard.

You can rarely recite dozens of world-renowned clothing brands! But if you ask her who the country's leader is... Hehe, if you ask her ten girls who ask her who the current heads of the four countries of the United States, China, Britain, Russia, etc. I bet that less than 0.5% can be answered. Well, you say those petty bourgeois women who claim to be very tasteful? It makes me even more ridiculous... I just read a few sour articles and felt sad and happy about autumn, and I thought it was very petty bourgeois. If you have nothing to do, just say Haruki Murakami or Kundera Milan... But I promise, these white-collar women who claim to be petty bourgeoisie

It is rare for children to read a book seriously in a year to recharge themselves... It's ridiculous that they always think they are very tasteful. The most famous writers in the modern world are good enough to report ten names. And vanity is even more terrifying... Women are all called emotional animals, and they like romance more than worldly interests... But this is called vanity. In fact, the men women hope not only need to understand romance, but also must be rich... Why do women call the ideal object in their hearts "Prince Charming"? The white horse represents taste and demeanor, and represents romance... Of course
Chapter completed!